My Story...

[ruff Writa]

hey!!! how ya doin'???

[ruff Writa]

I'm cool.. You?

[ruff Writa]

I'm aiite... had sex today!

[ruff Writa]

I'm proud of you!!! Did you--

[ruff Writa]

--YES I WORE A CONDOM!!!

[ruff Writa]

THANK GOD!!! Was she good??

[ruff Writa]

VERY GOOD!!! MY GOD!! AND IT WAS HER FIRST TIME!!!:eek:

[ruff Writa]

*sigh*......... :o :(

[ruff Writa]

:confused: ... Wat's... the.. matter?????

[ruff Writa]

i................... taught her everything she knows................. :o

[ruff Writa]

WHAT THE MUTHA*****?! I'M GONNA KICK YO ***!!!

[ruff Writa]

SORRY-- *punched in the nose* :smirk: is that the best ya got????

[ruff Writa]

:smirk: I'm just gettin' started OLD MAN!!! :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

[ruff Writa]

:smirk: Just... bring... it!!!

[ruff Writa]

*Punches him in the eye*

[ruff Writa]

*punches back*

[ruff Writa]

ouch... *kicks him in the knee*

[ruff Writa]

*picks up a stick and whips him on the ****

[ruff Writa]

ow! ow! ow! *picks up a rock and throws it at him*

[ruff Writa]

*ducks* whoa!

*hits Final_Flash in the eye*

[ruff Writa]

uh oh! *runs*

[Flash]

Hey, watch it... *throws rock back at ruff Writa*

[ruff Writa]

*the 2 ruff writas' look at each other*:smirk: *they look at final_flash* *they throw a buncha rocks at him* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ruff Writa]

*they begin to beat him up*

[Flash]

ack... *grabs black trenchcoat, cool shades, and jumps into Mid-air, and spins around, in a Karate pose...*

I know Kung-fu...

[ruff Writa]

*jumps behind him matrix style*

I know Matrix!:smirk:

(final flash):wigout: :wigout:

(R.W.2) WTF?!
(R.W.1) *kicks final flash into R.W.2* HAHA! FOOLS!!

(final flash) :smirk: :smirk: hehe...
(R.W. 1&2) :confused:

[Flash]

*pulls out Uzis and lets rip @ ruff Writa 1&2*

[ruff Writa]

(R.W.2)ahhhhh!!! *dies*
(R.W.1)*dodges bullets matrix style*
(F.F.) ****!!!
(R.W.1)*starts to throw punches but F.F. blocks them all*
:flaming: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *eyes go blank*

(F.F.) WTF?!:eek: :confused:

(R.W.)*hair grows long and nappy and grows 2 long twisted horns* MWUAHAHAHA:devil: :devil: *eyes go yellow*AHHHH!*body gets all grey and slimy flames comin' outta some small holes on his back* now it's time for you to meet the real me!!! :devil: :devil:

[Flash]

*Ruff Writa fires huge fireballs @ Flash*

*Flash dodges them, Agent style...*

Trinity: "You move like they move..."
Flash: "What da ****? Where'd you come from?"

[ruff Writa]

trinidy: I was here this whole time*punches F.F.*

F.F.: ack! What the hell are ya doin'?!

*a twister forums around trinidy*

F.F.: this is gettin' to wierd for me!!:eek:

*A black figure appears inside the twister and flies out*

F.F.: huh--

*R.W. jumps out kickin' F.F. back*

*F.F. flips back landing on his feet* :smirk:

*F.F. jumps up and spins in the air and goin' towards R.W.*

R.W.:hmm...??

[Flash]

RW: Holy hell!

*Flash Appears behind Ruff writa*

FF: Dodge this.

Fires magnum at RW @ point blank range..

[ruff Writa]

*R.W. falls to the floor*

F.F.: hmm... that was too easy...

*F.F. flips the body over*

F.F.::eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Flash]

FF: That's not Ruff Writa... It's... Oh my God! I killed Kenny!
RW: You B@stard!!
FF: !?!?

*RW kicks FF in the chest, and he goes flying backwards...*

FF: Dammit! Hadoken!!

*FF fires a huge blast of energy @ RW*

[ruff Writa]

*R.W. stands still*

F.F.::confused: what's he up to??

*Fire ball hits R.W. and creates a big cloud covering R.W.*

F.F.: GOTCHA!!!!!

*smoke clears*

F.F.: ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: *fires more ki blasts* AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!

*smoke appears again*

*F.F. breathin' hard*

*smoke clears again*

F.F.: :eek: :mad: :eek:

F.F.: how........???

*R.W. is standing in front of F.F. with all the ki blasts hovering above him*

R.W.::smirk: AHH! *sends all the fire balls towards F.F.*

*F.F. covers his face with his arms then arches all the way back creating a giant force field nearly knockin' R.W. down*

R.W.: WHA?!

*F.F.'s eyes turn dark blue* AHHHHHHHHH!!!


[announcer]
What kind of transformation is Final_Flash going through?!
Is this the end for Ruff Writa?!
(record scratches)
Don't look at me! Ask Final_Flash! It's his turn!!



[Finish the transformation]

[Flash]

FF: Ha ha... SSJ3!!

*FF's eyebrows disappear, and Golden Hair shoots down to hi ankles... A golden Aurora surrounds him, and bolts of electricity spark off of him...*

RW: ...eep.

FF: FINAL SHINEEE!!!!

*FF fires a giant beam of energy towards RW, ripping the fabric of time and space as it rips through the air...*

[Flash]

*The beam smashes into RW, and he is sent flying off into a mountain face...*

FF: Ha ha!

[Flash]

*FF drinks some Tea*

FF: Gonna fight me or what?!

[ruff Writa]

*R.W. comes from behind kickin' F.F. in the back of the neck and sendin' him flyin' into a boulder*

R.W.: sorry... i had to work!!! ya think ya finished me off?? HAHA!!! you weakling!!! you think i'm afraid of a lil--

F.F.:MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*F.F. fires another hadoken*

F.F.: YOU SON OF A *****!!!

R.W.::smirk: *keeps walkin' towards F.F. as the fire ball passes right through R.W.*

F.F.: ack! :eek: it.... went... right... through him!!!

*R.W. dissappears*

F.F.: uh oh... *F.F. Puts his hand up in a defensive pose*

*R.W. fist appears on F.F.'s arm*

F.F.: you're not the only one with fast hands, are ya?! (:laugh: )

*F.F. flies up in the air taking R.W. with him and lets go of him*

R.W.: wat the...?? :confused: :confused:

F.F.: Galac Gun!!!!

*The Galac gun hits R.W. and sends him flyin' down towards earth*

R.W.: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


... To Be Continued...

[firemac]

*rises from flames with psychotic face*
*laughs evily*
Firemac has come to join the ruff writas, let me in the club or I will fry you all
*flames get worse*

[Tec-9]

F.F.: ACK!!

*R.W. flies towards Firemac(F.M.)*

F.M.: Hmm??

*F.F. joins them*

*F.F. and R.W. nodd at each other*

R.W.: show us what ya got! :smirk: :devil:

F.M.: :smirk:

*F.F. and R.W. float back into defensive positions*

[firemac]

Originally posted by Tec-9
F.F.: ACK!!

*R.W. flies towards Firemac(F.M.)*

F.M.: Hmm??

*F.F. joins them*

*F.F. and R.W. nodd at each other*

R.W.: show us what ya got! :smirk: :devil:

F.M.: :smirk:

*F.F. and R.W. float back into defensive positions*
you won't mind if I ask you to leave my lines to me, just telling ya just incase you put in soemthing that I wasn't going to do

[Tec-9]

Originally posted by firemac

you won't mind if I ask you to leave my lines to me, just telling ya just incase you put in soemthing that I wasn't going to do

erm.... sure:confused: :confused: i dunno how far we'll get if we all do our own lines... but if we can do it without gettin' banned, then we'd truely be ruff writas...

[firemac]

Originally posted by Tec-9


erm.... sure:confused: :confused: i dunno how far we'll get if we all do our own lines... but if we can do it without gettin' banned, then we'd truely be ruff writas...
we won't get banned, trust me we won't

[firemac]

Originally posted by SSJGoten


heh, thats what you think "pal"
the hell you doing here