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#1 Metalcore501

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 01:52 AM

Ok, my parents sorta caught me pleasuring myself :animeshy:and well they say its 'evil' :o but I myself could care less, the point of discussion: what do you think of self pleasure or mastrubation?
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#2 2010DigitalBoy

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:22 AM

IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.

Seriously though, your parents caught you? I'd kill myself XD

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:26 AM



Seriously though, your parents caught you? I'd kill myself XD


Yeah, that part stood out as the main thing for me, lol. Talk about longterm damage.

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:33 AM

This is why getting a locking doorknob for your bedroom door, even if you have to buy and install it yourself, is completely worth it.

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:48 AM

This is why getting a locking doorknob for your bedroom door, even if you have to buy and install it yourself, is completely worth it.


He never did say he was in his room, though. "You forgot I just bought new soap.... what the hell?!" or maybe he was on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and his dad walked in. Or maybe, it was 3 AM and he was checking out porn on the computer in the living room and his dad had to use the bathroom and strolled through. Or, maybe he was in his room and his door was locked, but his dad needed something from inside, assumed he was asleep, and used the key/forced the lock.

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#6 Metalcore501

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:51 AM

I had a door with a lock before but I sort of got pissed off and smashed it down, so I replaced it with a sliding door. I was in there 'pleasuring' myself when all of a sudden my door shoots open and my mom is like "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she called my dad in and he had a long talk with me saying doing that, would make me go to hell :o But it didn't matter I'm celtic wicca XD
Digital boy I've done all of those! my mom caught me with a porn in my room took it and threw it at me saying I was a demon XD Of course my erotic intrests are a bit out there XD
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:54 AM

Well it sounds like there is enough experience here for this guy to receive plenty of advice on how to avoid masturbation-related pitfalls in future. :catgirl:

As for his parents saying it's evil...I'm not really sure what anyone could say in response to that. It's like saying urination is evil; it is just a bodily function.

Now, if you were sitting on the family sofa in full view... that could be considered evil.

My point is that the act itself is not evil, but the way the act is discovered could possibly be labeled as such.

Edit: I posted at the same time as you, oops.

Your mother actually called your father in? Geeze. Double whammy, lol.

Once again I don't really know what can be said; it's too insane to really warrant a reasonable reply. :catgirl:

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#8 Metalcore501

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 02:57 AM

James, I have a friend who has done that only the parents were asleep, I think he was watching HBO or somthing XD
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:01 AM

I had a door with a lock before but I sort of got pissed off and smashed it down, so I replaced it with a sliding door. I was in there 'pleasuring' myself when all of a sudden my door shoots open and my mom is like "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" she called my dad in and he had a long talk with me saying doing that, would make me go to hell :o But it didn't matter I'm celtic wicca XD
Digital boy I've done all of those! my mom caught me with a porn in my room took it and threw it at me saying I was a demon XD Of course my erotic intrests are a bit out there XD


Wow, your parents sound like lameass old people XD though the mere concept of 'celtic wicca' makes me cringe O_o Still, though, if you go to hell for masturbating then I'm shooting straight to the seventh layer XD

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:10 AM

Wow, your parents sound like lameass old people XD though the mere concept of 'celtic wicca' makes me cringe O_o Still, though, if you go to hell for masturbating then I'm shooting straight to the seventh layer XD


lol religious beleifs aside, they are 'old fashioned' in a scens but I replied "well then if this is a sin, then everything you do to mom will send you into a lake of lava to burn!" lol I found somthing long rubbery and vibraty in there room while I was searching for a pack of cigeretts. I asked my mom why she had it and she said for foreplay, but shed never use it on her oun. so I took out the bible and read her of sodomy cant remember the verse but it plainly said that all the acts of basic foreplay would send us all to hell! I thought soooo oral for hell or no oral for heaven.... hmm IM GOING TO HELL XD
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:19 AM

"well then if this is a sin, then everything you do to mom will send you into a lake of lava to burn!"


You and I ought to go out for a pint one day. You now... when we can legally drink XD

Also, foreplay is a sin? The bible sucks dude, I swear! Honestly, if I'm going to hell for the most basic pleasures I might as well just chop my dick off right now XD

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:24 AM

You and I ought to go out for a pint one day. You now... when we can legally drink XD

Also, foreplay is a sin? The bible sucks dude, I swear! Honestly, if I'm going to hell for the most basic pleasures I might as well just chop my dick off right now XD


I know! and ill get back to ya when I turn 21, it says that oral, homosexual or heterosexual is a sin against god, as is anal sex with either gender.... damn im with you im gonig to cut it off right now!
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:31 AM

I know! and ill get back to ya when I turn 21, it says that oral, homosexual or heterosexual is a sin against god, as is anal sex with either gender.... damn im with you im gonig to cut it off right now!


WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold the **** on man! Put the scissors down and chill for a sec okay? Surgical - if you're going to do this, do it right. I'm sure you'll go to hell if you get blood all over your carpet anyway, so just hold off a minute and wait till you can get an appointment with a doctor. If you feel the urge to masturbate between now and the time of your surgery, simply attach a pair of electrodes to your testicles and shock your crotch every time you get an erection.

Works like a charm.

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:39 AM


WOAH WOAH WOAH! Hold the **** on man! Put the scissors down and chill for a sec okay? Surgical - if you're going to do this, do it right. I'm sure you'll go to hell if you get blood all over your carpet anyway, so just hold off a minute and wait till you can get an appointment with a doctor. If you feel the urge to masturbate between now and the time of your surgery, simply attach a pair of electrodes to your testicles and shock your crotch every time you get an erection.

Works like a charm.


Your ****ing hilarious, now I see why revolver thinks much of you, it seems like everything is a sin, oneof the reasons I lost my faith in catholicism. But umm electrodes hurt man.... I know I dated one of those..... girls that like that kinda stuff.... I'm afraid of it now ill never do it again.... Masonists are screwed up I mean Albert fish who was also a serial killer and canibal, shoved needles inot his scrotum and ****! why the **** would you do that, and how the **** do you get plesure from it!
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:42 AM

This is quickly becoming one of the weirdest threads of 2007, which is a good effort considering we're near the end of the year, lol.

In any case, anyone who tells you that masturbation is wrong while they are simultaneously using a sex toy...ah, well, that's pretty self explanatory. Every time your mother tells you you're evil for doing it, just remind her of her rubbery friend.

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:45 AM

Your ****ing hilarious, now I see why revolver thinks much of you, it seems like everything is a sin, oneof the reasons I lost my faith in catholicism. But umm electrodes hurt man.... I know I dated one of those..... girls that like that kinda stuff.... I'm afraid of it now ill never do it again.... Masonists are screwed up I mean Albert fish who was also a serial killer and canibal, shoved needles inot his scrotum and ****! why the **** would you do that, and how the **** do you get plesure from it!


I think you mean 'masochists' since 'masonists' would probably be against that sort of thing, what with the baby inside.

But man, don't even get me started on weird fetishes that i would like to pretend don't exist. The Japanese are into some really weird **** - for instance I recently learned about a fetish for train set destruction.

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#17 Metalcore501

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:50 AM

This is quickly becoming one of the weirdest threads of 2007, which is a good effort considering we're near the end of the year, lol.

In any case, anyone who tells you that masturbation is wrong while they are simultaneously using a sex toy...ah, well, that's pretty self explanatory. Every time your mother tells you you're evil for doing it, just remind her of her rubbery friend.


she doesnt have one.......she has........ 10! I had thew guys stay the night when my parents weere away. That night when one of my freinds were asleep the others and I took one and put it in his hand, to see what he'd do. He started sucking on it like a thumb!!! XD it was soo funny and to prove it we recorded it! The boy happens to be a member of the OB, but for his 'protection' I wont say his username

Edit: yeah and that tenticle hentai..... damn the japs can be as ****** up as us americans I guess lol
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:52 AM

she doesnt have one.......she has........ 10! I had thew guys stay the night when my parents weere away. That night when one of my freinds were asleep the others and I took one and put it in his hand, to see what he'd do. He started sucking on it like a thumb!!! XD it was soo funny and to prove it we recorded it! The boy happens to be a member of the OB, but for his 'protection' I wont say his username


It was Prem, wasn't it!? You realize that if that is true you HAVE TO GIVE ME THE RECORDING NOW.

Also, James, where the hell've you been all 2007 O_o XD

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#19 Metalcore501

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:03 AM


It was Prem, wasn't it!? You realize that if that is true you HAVE TO GIVE ME THE RECORDING NOW.

Also, James, where the hell've you been all 2007 O_o XD


lol did he tell you!? lol yeah that happened all right, in the morning we smaked him in the face with it when hewas playing guitar hero lol it was soooo funny! If I could i'de get it to you but alas its not on dvd its on vhs. And yeah james where have you been lol
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 04:06 AM

[quote name='James;793428]This is quickly becoming one of the weirdest threads of 2007, which is a good effort considering we're near the end of the year, lol.[/QUOTE]Watching two teenage boys talk about masturbation is always weird James. lol[quote name='James']In any case, anyone who tells you that masturbation is wrong while they are simultaneously using a sex toy...ah, well, that's pretty self explanatory. Every time your mother tells you you're evil for doing it, just remind her of her rubbery friend.[/quote]It's true, and the idea that masturbation is wrong is almost laughable in a sense. Without getting too technical, not only is it fairly normal among both males and females, but for many woman, they need that extra stimulation when it comes to having a better sexual experience with their partner.

In short, be more careful when your parents are around, also, don't bother to argue with them over the morality of the issue, in their eyes, you're still a kid and on some level they'll see you as being too immature to understand why they themselves use sex toys. After all Metalcore501, you are only 14.

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