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Member Since 21 Aug 2001
Offline Last Active Dec 09 2012 06:27 PM

About Me

"Truely a thrilling ride from start to finish. Five stars!" - The Daily Telegraph.

"Proud, graceful, terrifying, like a concrete elephant." - The Guardian.

"Combines intensity and stupidity to incredible effect." - The New Yorker

"The handsomest boy in the world." - My mother.

"If he doesn't wipe that stupid smirk off his face I'm going to end him." - Some old drunk I wound up in a pub.

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  • Active Posts 2,527
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  • Member Title Senior Otaku
  • Age 28 years old
  • Birthday March 12, 1987
  • Gender
    Male Male
  • Location
    Turn and look out the window. You see that bin? ...yeah.
  • Biography
    I am very lucky, as I own a small, decorative concrete pig. I struggle to justify it as it is afterall a luxury item.
  • Interests
    Sarcasm. Sensible anarchy. Merryment. Doorsteps.
  • Occupation
    Motivator. Coach. Life guru. Champion. Conqueror. Party animal. Squire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar. Elephant tamer. Banana wrangler. Blacksmith. Chess grand master. Disease. Sock.
  • Favorite Anime
    The one with the bench. No, no, not that one, the other one. Yeah, the one with the brown bench. That's the one.
  • Achievements
    Achievements? You sound just like my father!
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