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[quote name='Starwind']Truth be told, it's actually healthier for you to have it done.[/QUOTE][size=1]There's actually not a lot of evidence to support that. Medical experts, at best, have yet to figure out whether circumcision actually does anything. It's possible that circumcision was first done to help decrease the risk of infection, but these days there is no medical need for the procedure. If you want to get it done, though, more power to you.

There is actually a lot of evidence to suggest that circumcision can cause sexual dysfunction in men. Boo.

-Shy[/size]
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[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I think it's about time somebody started a thread asking women the question, "circumcision, yay or nay?"

I always sorta figured they prefered it. Though, i never really asked. I just figured it'd be silly for anybody non-jewish to ever get circumcised if the majority of women out there didn't prefer it.

I actually had no idea i was circumcised for the longest time. It's not like my parents told me, and there certainly weren't a bunch of dicks lying around for me to compare mine to. But i did eventually figure it out. ...i won't say how.

o_0

I don't think it poses any medical advantage.... just aesthetics.
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[COLOR="Olive"][QUOTE]The difference in health is so unbelievably minuscule. And besides, I'm the guy who eats **** off the ground, hasn't brushed his teeth in going on 3 years, doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom and once has a fungus growing in my hair. Health means NOTHING to me.[/QUOTE]

I'd love to be trapped on a boat with you. Health means nothing to me either. If I wake up with a sweaty nutsack, I just get dressed and get the day going. But I wash my hands every morning cause I fear my sperm cells will crawl into the nearest female at school thus getting the girls pregnant. Plus I have pimples crawling down my back, on my ***, and I think I have a pimple in my[spoiler]botty-cave[/spoiler]

[QUOTE]Sorry, I kind of found that necessary. Actually, it has me worried, since I've never seen porn with uncut ones. I wonder if that many women care? [/QUOTE]

I have. It looked like the toirtoise got sick of the hair and went back in it's shell. Yes, i spelt hair the right way. >_>

[QUOTE]Though I'm the least Jewish Jew of all time. [/QUOTE]

I alwasy say that I'm t h least Christian Christian ever. I don't believe in churche, and I think most parts of it are rubbish. I believe in god, but not most of the stories I've heard about him. I hate the fact that the Christians took the image of Satan away from the pagans, and I hate the fact that Jesus was never reborn in this centuary so I could meet him, and ask him the secret of the universe.

Wait, I just realized DB ain't circumsized. ROFLMMFAO!!!!

[QUOTE]Besides, I always thought that that extra skin would just get in the way of a good rub. Though I suppose it would be hard to relate since it would be hard to know from both perspectives.[/QUOTE]

BecauseI wasn't circumized right, I have a big lump of skin that none of my friends don't have. But it makes masterbation feel better cause it rubs against the skin.

Okay this talk is getting a little raunchy![/COLOR]
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[quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]I actually kind of enjoy the idea that I might be channeling Satan through my penis. Maybe I can shoot demons out of it and possess people.

...wait, isn't that kind of like getting a girl pregnant?

XD zing...[/COLOR][/QUOTE][color=#b0000b][i]What the heck?[/i][/color]
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[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]Okay this talk is getting a little raunchy![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[size=1]Call me nuts, but this entire thread has been raunchy ever since DB announced that he gets totally naked for his self-pleasure...ment.[/size]

[quote name='Sara'][color=#b0000b][i]What the heck?[/i][/color][/QUOTE]

[size=1]My thoughts exactly.

It sounds like a bad hentai/porno. [i]The boy's special power? He uses his penis to summon Satan and his sperm to possess the lives of millions![/i][/size]
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[quote name='James'][color=#606060]I am sure there's at least one anime with that idea as its premise. [/color][/QUOTE]
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It's not technically hentai, but the absolute worst anime movie of all time, Ninja Ressurection, has something like that. There's this guy who supposedly has Satan's soul or something in him, and after he gets his arms and legs severed, this evil guy forces his daughter to **** the torso boy, and then later summons satan out of her body.

****ing worst movie ever, though.[/COLOR]
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[size=1]I know of one hentai series somewhat similar -- La Blue Girl. It's about a girl that finds out she's a ninja...and one of her attacks is..well, er, she uses her...against girls...makes it into...and...uhh...

...You know, I'm just not gonna discuss that here. PM me if you wanna know that badly. >_> Starting to stray off-topic, anyway.[/size]
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[QUOTE]Call me nuts, but this entire thread has been raunchy ever since DB announced that he gets totally naked for his self-pleasure...ment.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="Olive"]Hey, I get naked too, but that isn't that disgusting. As long as DB's naked body isn't full of hair and bugs. >_> Ya know, I'm just going to shut up about that.

I've already done the 5-knucle suffle 3 tiems today. Today feels like a good day.[/COLOR]
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[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]Hey, I get naked too, but that isn't that disgusting. As long as DB's naked body isn't full of hair and bugs. >_> Ya know, I'm just going to shut up about that.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[size=1]...Ew. There's one more mental image I didn't need. :animedepr

Although, I suppose that's what I get for venturing into a thread on self-pleasure. :P So, my bad then.[/size]
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[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]Hey, I get naked too, but that isn't that disgusting. As long as DB's naked body isn't full of hair and bugs. >_> Ya know, I'm just going to shut up about that.

I've already done the 5-knucle suffle 3 tiems today. Today feels like a good day.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]It's one thing to talk about it, but a whole 'nother to talk about how many times. And damn, you've gotten a lot in for it being so early. Bored, eh? Also, '5 nickle shuffle' just sounds silly XD How bout 'I've already popped off 3 caps today' or something?[/COLOR]
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[quote name='Paramount][size=1']...Ew. There's one more mental image I didn't need. :animedepr[/size][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Join the club.

[QUOTE][I][size=1]Although, I suppose that's what I get for venturing into a thread on self-pleasure. :P So, my bad then.[/size][/I][/QUOTE]
Yeah, probably not the best place to hang out after just getting back, eh?

Actually, the only real reason I've been coming into this thread [I]at all[/I] is so I can watch [COLOR="DarkRed"]Premonition[/COLOR] [[COLOR="DarkRed"]Revolver[/COLOR]] make an utter fool of himself. :animesmil It's quite a lot of fun, especially since it sounds like the only thing he's actually stroking is his ego...and he's not even doing [I]that[/I] well.

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(The lyrics to "Pretty Fly" have never been more apropos.)[/FONT]
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[COLOR="Olive"]My ego isn't the only thing I'm stroking.

Why do you have to make fun of me Allamorph? Did I do something to you? And yeah, I'm making a dork oughta myself. But hey, I've [I]always [/I]been a dork. Just on OB I'm a [I][B]humiliating [/B][/I]dork.[/COLOR]
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[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]My ego isn't the only thing I'm stroking.

Why do you have to make fun of me Allamorph? Did I do something to you? And yeah, I'm making a dork oughta myself. But hey, I've [I]always [/I]been a dork. Just on OB I'm a [I][B]humiliating [/B][/I]dork.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
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True, but OB would be 100% less fun without you. Heck, I wouldn't come here >_> lol, come here....[/COLOR]
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[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]My ego isn't the only thing I'm stroking.

Why do you have to make fun of me Allamorph? Did I do something to you? And yeah, I'm making a dork oughta myself. But hey, I've [I]always [/I]been a dork. Just on OB I'm a [I][B]humiliating [/B][/I]dork.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[size=1]He makes fun of everyone. Especially over at theO.

Don't take it to heart. It means he likes you. : D[/size]
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[FONT=Arial]Well, it would help if he wouldn't traipse around holding a gigantic neon sign over his head that said [I]"Pick On Me!!"[/I], ya know? :p

Oh, and for the record:
[quote name='Revolver][COLOR="Olive"']My ego isn't the only thing I'm stroking.[/COLOR][/quote]
Epic comeback.[/FONT]
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[COLOR="Olive"]Yeah, I know Allamorph luffs me. And the feeling is mutual. <3

[QUOTE]Epic comeback.[/QUOTE]

I know dude! And DB, it warms my heart to hear you say that! I feel teh same way about you. Haha...come.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="olive"]I just hit my 4th time 30 minutes to go! I was thinking about you Allamorph! Ha ha! EPIC PWNAGE![/COLOR]
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