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[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna have to go with the spider smoothies. I mean, I do love smoothies you know....^^

Would you rather get beat up?(EXTENSIVELY)

Or....

Would you rather eat a piece a meat that expired a year ago?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
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Get beat up. First of all, I hate rotten food, ew. And secondly, I've been beaten up before (I fight a lot in hockey... usually lose) and I'm quite fond of it, I love the rough stuff.

Would You Rather...

... preform an a capella preformance of Every Sperm is Sacred in front of a live audience?

OR

... wrap yourself in christmas lights and do the chicken dance in front of a live audience with no cloths on? (Unless you consider christmas lights cloths...)[/COLOR]
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Would You Rather...

... preform an a capella preformance of Every Sperm is Sacred in front of a live audience?

OR

... wrap yourself in christmas lights and do the chicken dance in front of a live audience with no cloths on? (Unless you consider christmas lights cloths...)[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with the second choice here. I mean, what's it matter? It looks like it'll be a bad day all the way around.....

Would you rather drink your favorite drink?

Or....

Would you rather eat your favorite food?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with the second choice here. I mean, what's it matter? It looks like it'll be a bad day all the way around.....

Would you rather drink your favorite drink?

Or....

Would you rather eat your favorite food?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I just wanna say, shoot man, christmas lights on bare skin? That sounds painful...probably going to have some scorched private parts by the end of that dance.

I would rather eat my favorite food. Though i don't know what that is. Probably...something like....super yummy good stuff, or like burrito or something.

Would you rather have a flashlight shoved up your anus

or

have your best friend (of same sex) stick their finger up your........same as above.

Honestly, i have no idea where that question came from, i'm a bit ashamed, but i'm going to stick with it.


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[QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I just wanna say, shoot man, christmas lights on bare skin? That sounds painful...probably going to have some scorched private parts by the end of that dance.

I would rather eat my favorite food. Though i don't know what that is. Probably...something like....super yummy good stuff, or like burrito or something.

Would you rather have a flashlight shoved up your anus

or

have your best friend (of same sex) stick their finger up your........same as above.

Honestly, i have no idea where that question came from, i'm a bit ashamed, but i'm going to stick with it.


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[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm going to find you the number for my therapist after I reply. You're even more disturbed than my male co-workers and I work with some doozies.

I'd rather have the flashlight because I'm sure I'd be drunk at the time. I know no matter what if my best friend did that I could never look at her the same way again. I do need some dignity.

HEy would you rather watch a marathon of Jay Leno

[center]or[/center]

A marathon of David Letterman?

Both are funny, but you can only pick one and the Marathons are a year long 24/7[/color][/font]
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[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]HEy would you rather watch a marathon of Jay Leno

[center]or[/center]

A marathon of David Letterman?

Both are funny, but you can only pick one and the Marathons are a year long 24/7[/color][/font][/QUOTE]
[FONT=Arial]HEy, I think I'll take Jay Leno, 'cause he's got the newspapers. (I gotta stop picking on you...)

Would you rather...

...get fatally hit by a train going 70 MPH?

or

...get pushed off of a sixty-story office building and go splat on the pavement below?[/FONT]
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[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]HEy, I think I'll take Jay Leno, 'cause he's got the newspapers. (I gotta stop picking on you...)

Would you rather...

...get fatally hit by a train going 70 MPH?

or

...get pushed off of a sixty-story office building and go splat on the pavement below?[/FONT][/QUOTE]

errr get hit by a train :D. I mean its going to hurt twice as more falling off a 60 story building :P. Weee my turn

Would you rather

Be ur favorite character/celeb/person for a day and die?

OR

Not be your favorite character/celeb/person for a day and still die?

Tough choices ]:
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[QUOTE=chaos Alvis]errr get hit by a train :D. I mean its going to hurt twice as more falling off a 60 story building :P. Weee my turn

Would you rather

Be ur favorite character/celeb/person for a day and die?

OR

Not be your favorite character/celeb/person for a day and still die?

Tough choices ]:[/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I'll have to be me for a day and die. I'm going to want to spend my last day with my loved ones. It'll be meaningless to be someone else and die.

Would you rather eat a bologna sandwich

or

eat a hotdog?


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[QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I'll have to be me for a day and die. I'm going to want to spend my last day with my loved ones. It'll be meaningless to be someone else and die.

Would you rather eat a bologna sandwich

or

eat a hotdog?


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[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Well since chances are pretty good it won't be a Zweigles Hot Dog (They only make them here in Rochester) I'm going to go with Bologna. But it had better be Wunderbar bologna or I'm taking a bite and giving it to my dogs.

Would you rather be a guy and have a rumor going around that you shave your legs

[center]or[/center]

Would you rather be a woman and have a rumor going around that you shave your face?

I'm tired and bored and really should be studying.[/color][/font]
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[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Well since chances are pretty good it won't be a Zweigles Hot Dog (They only make them here in Rochester) I'm going to go with Bologna. But it had better be Wunderbar bologna or I'm taking a bite and giving it to my dogs.

Would you rather be a guy and have a rumor going around that you shave your legs

[center]or[/center]

Would you rather be a woman and have a rumor going around that you shave your face?

I'm tired and bored and really should be studying.[/color][/font][/QUOTE]
[COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I would rather be a guy and have a rumor going around about me shaving my legs. Then when i hear it i'll be like...yep, it's true ::shine::. ^L^

Would you rather live in the internet

or

live in a painting.


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[QUOTE=The13thMan][COLOR=DarkOrange][FONT=Century Gothic]I would rather be a guy and have a rumor going around about me shaving my legs. Then when i hear it i'll be like...yep, it's true ::shine::. ^L^

Would you rather live in the internet

or

live in a painting.


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That depends on what painting. I mean, is this the Garden of Worldy Pleasures or that thing with those melting clocks? Because I don't feel like melting... Lets go with the internet, just to be safe. Hurray for live porno!

Would You Rather...

... take a huge bite out of a pie only to realize it's stuffed with maggots?

OR

... take a bit out of a pie only to realize the pie was a figment if your imagination and you really took a bite out of your hand?
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Would You Rather...

... take a huge bite out of a pie only to realize it's stuffed with maggots?

OR

... take a bit out of a pie only to realize the pie was a figment if your imagination and you really took a bite out of your hand?
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with that second choice. I mean, I can alway's get some chicken grease on my hand's before I bite them. Yummy in my tummy.

Would you rather chew on a piece of oakwood?

Or....

Would you rather suck on a piece of cherrywood?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with that second choice. I mean, I can alway's get some chicken grease on my hand's before I bite them. Yummy in my tummy.

Would you rather chew on a piece of oakwood?

Or....

Would you rather suck on a piece of cherrywood?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]I think I would suck on a piece of cherrywood. The chewing bit seems like it would do havoc on the mouth and especially if you have braces. >_< I don't but that's just something that should be counted into thought.

Would you rather get a full body wax

OR

be tipped in hot tar?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Damburaki][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial Narrow][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Would you rather get a full body wax

OR

be tipped in hot tar?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma]Being a girl and all, I know the horrors of waxing but at least it's better than tweezing....hells yeah. Being dipped in hot tar is just effing crazy... the only reason you'd probably do this is if you're on Jackass, the most greatest show ever. But, instead of me doing, I watch them do it.

So, I'd pick a full body wax because I don't have a lot of facial hair all over my body anyway. :D

Okay, so here come my question..

Would you rather watch the whole series of the most lamest show without stopping?

or

Would you rather watch your favorite show for five seconds?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[quote name='Keyblade Wielder][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma]So, I'd pick a full body wax because I don't have a lot of facial hair all over my body anyway. :D[/FONT][/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]You know, I'm pretty glad to know you don't have much facial hair on your body. Most of mine's on my [I]face[/I], but.... (^_^)
[QUOTE=Keyblade Wielder][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]Would you rather watch the whole series of the most lamest show without stopping?

or

Would you rather watch your favorite show for five seconds?[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Favorite show for five seconds. It's enough to say "Aww, sweet," but not enough to get really interested. And then I could go on with my life.

Would you rather...

...do the dishes for a family of six for two weeks?

or

...lick the dishes clean for a family of eight for a day and a half?[/FONT]
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[QUOTE=Allamorph][FONT=Arial]Would you rather...

...do the dishes for a family of six for two weeks?

or

...lick the dishes clean for a family of eight for a day and a half?[/FONT][/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'd rather do the dishes for a family of six. Licking is so unsanitary for everyone involved.

Okay would you rather get the crap beat out of you by Elmo

[center]or[/center]

Would you rather get the crap beat out of you by Oscar the Grouch?[/color][/font]
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[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]
Okay would you rather get the crap beat out of you by Elmo

[center]or[/center]

Would you rather get the crap beat out of you by Oscar the Grouch?[/color][/font][/QUOTE]
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Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with the first choice. I mean, getting beat up by Oscar is definetly not something you want to happen to you. Seriously, he is one bad mutha******.

Would you rather have someone fart in your face?

Or....

Would you rather someone burp in your face right after they got done eating a bowl of onions and ketchup?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]
Hmmm....I think i'm gonna go with the first choice. I mean, getting beat up by Oscar is definetly not something you want to happen to you. Seriously, he is one bad mutha******.

Would you rather have someone fart in your face?

Or....

Would you rather someone burp in your face right after they got done eating a bowl of onions and ketchup?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DimGray]I'd rather have someone fart in my face. That's [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]already happened [/COLOR] [COLOR=DimGray]to me anyway.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]
Would you rather kill someone then kill yourself?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Blue]Or...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]Would you rather have someone kill you then themself?[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=ForgotteÑ-HerÖ][COLOR=DimGray][COLOR=DimGray]
Would you rather kill someone then kill yourself?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=Blue]Or...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]Would you rather have someone kill you then themself?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I don't really have the guts to kill anyone, so the answer is obvious. I'm not sure how we would get into the situation like that, but I would want them to kill me instead of my killing them. If I had a choice to suffer and then die or just kill myself or someone else kill me, then I would rather suffer (For real man).

Would you rather:

have all of the manga you could ever want

or

have all of the anime you could ever want?
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[QUOTE=Hanabishi Recca]I don't really have the guts to kill anyone, so the answer is obvious. I'm not sure how we would get into the situation like[COLOR=Blue]undefined[/COLOR] that, but I would want them to kill me instead of my killing them. If I had a choice to suffer and then die or just kill myself or someone else kill me, then I would rather suffer (For real man).

Would you rather:

have all of the manga you could ever want

or

have all of the anime you could ever want?[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DimGray][COLOR=Blue]Manga [/COLOR] for me. I mean with manga you can look at the picture anywhere you are. And read it anywhere you are. So that's no ultimatum.

Would you rather

Have sex with the same sex for a muillion dollors

or...[/COLOR]

Have sex with bill gates for [COLOR=Blue]$100?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DimGray]
Answer truthfully![/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=ForgotteÑ-HerÖ][COLOR=DimGray][COLOR=Blue]Manga [/COLOR] for me. I mean with manga you can look at the picture anywhere you are. And read it anywhere you are. So that's no ultimatum.

Would you rather

Have sex with the same sex for a muillion dollors

or...[/COLOR]

Have sex with bill gates for [COLOR=Blue]$100?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DimGray]
Answer truthfully![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
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Option one. I mean, holy ****, that's a MILLION DOLLARS! A million! I'd never have to work again if I spend with some brains, and for what? 30 seconds (give or take) of awkward grunting? Sign me up!

Would You Rather...

... read the Narnia series?

OR

... have hot pokers jammed into your eyes while maggots noisily eat away at your inner ear and a large man goes to town on your genitals with a corkscrew?[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna]
Option one. I mean, holy ****, that's a MILLION DOLLARS! A million! I'd never have to work again if I spend with some brains, and for what? 30 seconds (give or take) of awkward grunting? Sign me up!

Would You Rather...

... read the Narnia series?

OR

... have hot pokers jammed into your eyes while maggots noisily eat away at your inner ear and a large man goes to town on your genitals with a corkscrew?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


[COLOR=Blue]That's horrable!!!!![/COLOR][COLOR=DimGray]Read the Narnia series,what are you? A murderer![/COLOR]
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Would you rather[/COLOR]
[COLOR=DimGray]
Make love to a sofa while singing 'Back in Black'. While your roomate poors hot a liquid over you and stabs you with a knife?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Blue]or...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]Kiss a rabid monkey while doing the tango with Pee-wee Herman?[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=HedonismBot][COLOR=Sienna]
Option one. I mean, holy ****, that's a MILLION DOLLARS! A million! I'd never have to work again if I spend with some brains, and for what? 30 seconds (give or take) of awkward grunting? Sign me up!

Would You Rather...

... read the Narnia series?

OR

... have hot pokers jammed into your eyes while maggots noisily eat away at your inner ear and a large man goes to town on your genitals with a corkscrew?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Lol. I'd rather read the narnia series. Its better than haveing you ear getting eaten and a large fat guy goes into town on my genitals with a corkscrew -.-...that was just disturbing...ANYWAY

would you rather Go on a space mission to uranus (i mean the planet...) and come back after a 20 year period...

OR

Go to shop rite and stay in the freezer section for 10 years o.O

Yes yes tough choices.
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[QUOTE=chaos Alvis]Lol. I'd rather read the narnia series. Its better than haveing you ear getting eaten and a large fat guy goes into town on my genitals with a corkscrew -.-...that was just disturbing...ANYWAY

would you rather Go on a space mission to uranus (i mean the planet...) and come back after a 20 year period...

OR

Go to shop rite and stay in the freezer section for 10 years o.O

Yes yes tough choices.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DimGray]Your a genious. A freezer for ten years. [/COLOR] [COLOR=Blue]yee-Haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]An dI'm not going to ask a would you rather question because my question hasn't been answered. Curse you posting at the same time!![/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=chaos Alvis]
would you rather Go on a space mission to uranus (i mean the planet...) and come back after a 20 year period...

OR

Go to shop rite and stay in the freezer section for 10 years o.O

Yes yes tough choices.[/QUOTE]
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[COLOR=DarkRed]Hmmm.....I think i'm gonna go with the second choice. I mean, the extreme temeprature's on Uranus would be horrible.

Would you rather watch Bleach?

Or....

Would you rather watch Naruto?[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Kurayami Oji][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Would you rather watch Bleach?

Or....

Would you rather watch Naruto?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[Font=Arial]Bleach all the way. I mean, come one. One the one had you have fillers blowing out your rear and that accursed "Believe It!", and on the other you have The Strawberry. And Chad. The two are freakin' awesome, to say nothing of Orihime or Uryū.

So, since [COLOR=DarkRed]ForgotteÑ-HerÖ[/COLOR] [I]continues[/I] to be forgotten, ironically enough, I'll repost their question.

[QUOTE=ForgotteÑ-HerÖ][COLOR=Blue]Would you rather[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]Make love to a sofa while singing 'Back in Black'. While your roomate pours hot a liquid over you and stabs you with a knife?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=Blue]or...[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DimGray]Kiss a rabid monkey while doing the tango with Pee-wee Herman?
Yesterday 08:25 PM[/COLOR][/QUOTE][/FONT]
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