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[FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]"Wait, you mean to tell me Lysol really is poisounous?"

"This grave marker is telling me that no one really is paying attention to what Korey did..." ~ indifference

"Here lies, Korey.....yep...he's still there...not gonna move anytime soon..."

"I'll be back..."[/FONT]
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[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=3]My tombstone is probably going to say that I talked myself to death- I already talk myself into losing my voice every three months so talking myself to death isn't that much of a stretch.

This reminds me eerily of an assignment I had in my twelfth grade English class. After reading [b]Our Town[/b] my English teacher made everyone write their eulogies. For Christ sake I was seventeen, what do I want to write a eulogy for?

Okay and now that I read some of the other replies I have some other things to add:


"See, I told you I had all of eternity to be skinny!"

"Can we dig it? Yes we can!" (Bob the Builder reference)

"Please leave me alone. This is the most rest I've gotten in Decades."

'Will haunt for flowers."

'They lied- hard work really does kill people!"

"I didn't let worry kill me, I let the church help."

"That's all there is, there ain't no more, unless I come to life once more."

And maybe now I should stop and let you all shake your heads at this.[/color][/font][/size]
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[I]On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight

When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores

On the blackest waves in hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know!

So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on

Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes

Running back through the midmorning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from the time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight!

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard, now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on![/i]

My tombstone will be 8 feet tall and made of black marble. I'm going out like a king.
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[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Book Antiqua]They've done it!
Resurrected this thread!

Just like I'll be resurrected when the Apocolypse happens.
As a mutated super-human.
To collect the souls of everyone except the Germans.
They don't have souls, after all.
(My grandmother's German, so it's okay to say that!)

Now, what to put on my tombstone?

"Pepperoni." Baha. I'd love to have that on my tombstone. Get it? Get it?

"(My name, date born, date died) : Went the way of the Marlboro man."

"It wasn't suicide, it was an accident! Seriously!" No, I don't plan on suicide. So if something happens that appears to be suicide, you know it's an accident. :D

"And I STILL don't know where babies come from."

>.>
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[quote name='Aceburner']Hah. Dates can't lie to me this time. [U]That[/U] is a post by Chibihorsewoman made within the past hour!

What? I'm putting that on my tombstone.[/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype cosiva][size=3]I know will wonders never cease? I still remember the website and my password

Let's see... what else

Keep Staring, I might come back to life

I'm not dead, just floating (P!nk reference)

Would you like to be my neighbor?

Hah! Dell can't get me now!

My mom was right, I should always wear clean underwear incase I get into a car accident *knock on wood*

Don't eat furry grapes (This involves a lady I was taking care of tonight.... ick)

See people I am still alive- I just have to catch up on sleep and politics[/color][/font][/size]
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I want mine to be simple and straight to the point.

[CENTER]Here lies Casey James Hengstebeck
He lived hard
Loved hard
And went out with one hell of a bang.
Suck It B****es[/CENTER]

I have no intention of dieing a boring death from being too old to live. I plan to go out with one hell of a show and I want everyone to know it.
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Guest S#!T-Pistol
mines going to say
"First and hopefully not the last-Sky Pirate."
Cause i'm kool!:animeswea

eat a dick:cussing:

pshh....how many of you have air ships...show of hands.
HA!
didn't think so.
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[B][COLOR="Navy"]"I came, I saw, I blacked out."

"Sadly, I had just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

"Does anyone have any lotion for cracked skin?

"This isn't goodbye, I'll be in your garden tomorrow!"

"I guess where the sidewalk ends is a cliff..."

"Don't piss him off, seven days can become less."

"In case of Necrophelia, break bones."[/COLOR][/B]
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"Here lies the most insane person in our lives.
We only hope hell is treating her kindly (as if that's possible)
She gave us someone to talk to, someone to cry on, someone to trust.
In her death, sorrow is bad. We should be happy because she would want us to be."

I guess that's what mine would say. I can't think of anything more original then that.
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Hmm... Mine would say something like:

"Don't worry peoples. I am happily burning in the pits of Hell. By the way, anyone got any aloe vera for this first degree burn here...and here...and here...and, OH GOOD LORD, I'M ON FIRE!!! WAAUGH!!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!!"

How's that?:animesmil
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"He finally got the wrong guy mad at him."

"We told him to keep his mouth shut - he didn't listen."




I'm not known for watching what I say, and I've been getting warnings for year that I'm gonna get my butt kicked one of these days. Not that people haven't tried, but I tend to prove fairly resilient. But even I know I'm gonna be on the severely losing end eventually.
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[quote name='MaskedRider'][I]On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight

When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight

Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores

On the blackest waves in hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know!

So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on

Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!

So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes

Running back through the midmorning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from the time in a fallen land
To a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight!

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard, now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on![/i]

My tombstone will be 8 feet tall and made of black marble. I'm going out like a king.[/QUOTE]
DragonForce: Through the fire and the flames we carry on.

Interesting choice at least.

Here's my latest one:

"Death before dishonor.
And well, I lied."
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[quote name='Ben']"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished."[/QUOTE]

[color=#9933ff][font=monotype corsiva][size=4]Props for the Wicked/ Elphaba reference. I can't wait... I'm going to be seeing that play in June :animesmil

I have some more...

Hmm I guess that spell didn't work

Beware of brunette girls from Kansas flying houses

I guess they do have expiration dates for a reason.

Damn... maybe I shouldn't have mixed Chlorox with Windex

And it turns out... I can't fly either[/color][/font][/size]
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