If you were turned into an action figure

[Stretch]

if i were an action figure i would be a foot and a half tall and i would fight with a magic basketball that comes back to me and i would wear a magic basketball jursey and shorts that are like my armor, Beware of my Offensive Fowls, Hu ha ha

[RawrKijett]

[COLOR=darkred] If i were an action figure i'd have to be a mix of a plushie and voodoo doll o_O; it'd have black long hair..and instead of inflicting pain on one person.. it'd inflict pain on anyone you pointed it to >_> Man only if that was true.
*coughs*
Anyways that ..or some penguin thing made out of plastic.. and maybe just maybe.. you could make it do a dance XD
Ahem anyways >_>;;[/COLOR]