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[COLOR=YellowGreen]Super-dee-duper pink spider attack! You now have telekenetic powers. ^_^ But, they go out of control and the universe implodes. (the sound of implosion being moob) I wish Bush would die, or at least step down so we can have a competent president.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Whoo-hoo! The US is now a communist country! Now all the doctors are paid exactly the same amount as the toilet cleaners! But, unfortunately for you, your name was left off the payroll, and seeing as there is only one list, there are no corrections made because we have a dictator who is "always right," so you never get paid. Cruel world, eh? ^_^ I wish the next season of South Park would be released on DVD...(like now!)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Gratz! You are now Brock Samson...Unfortunately, you're Brock Samson...(that's punishment enough. lol...) And if that's not bad enough, a rabid dog attacks you and eats you alive. I wish people would quit screwing with my wishes. XD (I had to see what would happen...)[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Shadow Blade][SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray] Actually I'm quite aware of the other colors for duct tape. However, the color silver is the most common one. Perphaps if you read the saying right, instead of jumping to conclusions you'll understand what the meaning is.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [COLOR=YellowGreen]I'm not completely stupid. I got what you're trying to say. I was kidding with my previous statement. If you get to know me, you'll find that almost everything I say is laced with sarcasm. ^_^[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Starfire0567]I made some questions! 1)Do you like Ramen? 2)Do you know what Ramen is? (I sound like Naruto LOL) 3)If you DO like Ramen & know what it is,do you HATE the three minute wait for the water to boil?[/QUOTE] [COLOR=YellowGreen]1. I love Ramen!!!! 2. Of course I know what ramen is...And yes, you do sound like Naruto. 3. I've always hated the 3 min. wait, so I cheat. I put hot water on the ramen, then pop it in the microwave for a minute, and voila! Perfect ramen! ^_^[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Woot! Your package will be delivered today! (don't blame me if it isn't. :P) Unfortunately, they did a poor job of packaging it, and all your mana is water-logged and unreadable. So sad... I wish I knew how to play guitar.[/COLOR]

1) What type of books do you like to read? [COLOR=YellowGreen]I like to read Fantasy and Sci-fi. [/COLOR] 2) What kind of career do you want to have? [COLOR=YellowGreen]I'd prefer to be a manga-ka, but that's not likely to happen, so I'll be a doctor. :P[/COLOR] 3) Do you have any pets? [COLOR=YellowGreen]I have two cats and a dog.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Ta-dah! You now have no school tomorrow due to a penguin invasion/coronaiton ceremony. But you are a slave, and you have to work. I wish bebo liked my youtube videos...(they don't seem to play right. ^_^)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Gratz! You now have a loyal, nice-but-not-too-nice boyfriend! But...He's a dog. Good luck with that. ^_^ I wish I had some non-poisonous/life-threatening chocolate ice cream.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Wow! *running out of exciting words to use there* You can now speak/write/etc. every language that has existed, or will exist. Go you! But-you confuse which language you're speaking (i.e. switch languages randomly), so no one really knows what you're saying/writing. ^_^ I wish I had KH2.[/COLOR]

Kablam! You now have Bam Margera (skater?) to yourself. Congrats! But, he dies the day after you get him. Poor you. I wish I could meet Metallica.

Jedi Dude: Ouch...This friggin hurts....*long pause* Oh well...*begins singing "Oops I did it again"* This piccy didn't open up much opportunity for me...:( My 'creative' mind doesn't work that well...^_^

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Omg...I can't believe I set myself up for that...lol Ok, you're now in Germany. But It's during WWII, and you're suddenly Jewish. Hitler finds you, and you get shipped off to a camp. (payback...) I wish I weren't stupid. (wonders what creative possibilities live in this wish)[/COLOR]

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Poof! It's now not windy outside! (maybe) I wish I had a non-possessable Ryoma plushie...[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Shadow Blade][SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray] What my signiture says about me is, uh, shoot! It's obvious, isn't it?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [COLOR=YellowGreen]It says that you don't know there are other colors for duct tape? :P[/COLOR]