Writing why i'm awesome

[Guest sonicdivision]

I'm awesome because i'm cooler than Jesus
I'm awesome because i'm cooler than you
Jesus is cooler than you, but I'm cooler than Jesus
Jesus thinks I'm awesome and everything I do

I can't get over how much better than everyone I am
I like to show young girls my penis on cam
some girls laugh and some girls get excited
when a girl goes down on me i slap her if she bites it

Im so awesome that i dont need anymore words..

[Dagger]

How incredibly meaningful. I'm just shocked by the sheer profundity of your words; reading this poem (if that's what it is) was definitely a life-changing experience.

Um, in all seriousness, I'm just about speechless. The [i]only[/i] way that your piece might work would be if it were made into a humorous song--and even then, it wouldn't be particularly interesting or funny. I hate to be overly critical, but I'm not getting the sense that you poured your entire heart and soul into writing this.... so please excuse my harshness.

EDIT: You might want to provide some kind of warning regarding the poem's content. I personally find it rather offensive.

~Dagger~

[Guest sonicdivision]

oh you shut up.

[Patronus]

[font=tahoma][color=993366]Don't flame Dagger; everything he said was constructive, and I whole-heartedly agree with him. You're going to make a bad name for yourself if you keep that attitude up.[/color][/font]

[anime_guy]

too late, he's already banned...He can't make a name for himself...