Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 this story is now about an evil elf that turned on Santa Claus a few years earlier. Once upon a time there was this evil elf named Beanz who....
Single H Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 is a pervert and likes to see porn while....
Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Author Posted October 12, 2001 smothers them in beans and ranch dressing (weird i know) and eats them up..well one day he...
Guest Zeh Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 ... Was feelin' aweful so he tried to comment suicide but something happened,
Ryan Posted October 12, 2001 Author Posted October 12, 2001 Satan Claus gave him a ring asking him to come on board to try to destroy Christmas once and for all he accepted and...
Treble Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 Beans and Satan Claus went to look for the North pole when....
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Leaving the reindeer with its now-trademarked (and famously known) red nose (Rudolph), and the elf with it sfamously known grouchy behaviour,...anyways...[/b]
Yoda Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 The elf threw a rock at Rudolph, rendering him unconcious.....
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 ,he laughed an evil laugh ,but then fel into a bottemles pit by accident and ...
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Then he accidentally climbed back out..[/b]
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 mysteriously got hit by a comet and was squashed..so satan claus...
conpiracymonki Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 [b]..Ate him,..but just as things were getting good, (and Satan Claus was wiping the bones off of his bib)..[/b]
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 landed on the crippled rudolph,it bounced over to satan claus and opened,in it he saw some ..
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 but they couldn't because they got heartburn,so they.......
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 turned on satan claus and killed him,just then a rabid munkey walked in and .
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 And ate all the evil troll people,then the monkey......
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 saw that there were some magazines in the safe so it..
stardust Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 went in to read them,but just then roudolph started to get up and....
lil_hell4t Posted October 12, 2001 Posted October 12, 2001 funnily enough a comet fell on him aswell....
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