RPG I'm Gonna Git you SUCKA" RPG play

[Guest Pikeon]

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW : DONT INTERFERE WITH ME unless you get a notice from mee
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A policemen stpe out his car
Chief; what have ya got for me
Police: A 30 yr old male african american/ cause of death, looks llike Gold G
Chief: over gold ehh, Any signs of foul play?
police: nope just looks like too many gold chains
teh chief unwraps the dead body to see a ton of gold ALL OVER THE BODY form head to toe
Chief: Jesus chirst this guy looks like sa barking statue
Police: I wonder how he went to th bathroom with all this stuff on
Chief: oh boy
The chief turns to see a man dreesssed in black tip his hat at himn
The chief turns back around
Chief: alright fellows lets wrap it all up
Police: Alright guys lets wrap it up
ELSEWHERE~~~~~~~~~~~
Preacher: I was htinking as we drove up in our long cadillac's how serious this is. DEATH IS SERIOUS. YOU HAVE TO PREPARE TO DIE!!
Preacher: This boy here loved gold , We stripped him of all that gold, thats why we got this beautiful summer today, HE wA PREpared to Die
People: Yes , yes AMen
Preacher: lord we ask you to look down on this soul known to the world as june Bugg Bane
Women: June Bugg BAne ????? Aint this Lester Wilson's funeral??
Preacher: No Ma`am Lester Wilson was at 9 O' clock
Every one mumbled and grunted and took the roses and bouquets and everything
All but two people stayed
preacher: you 2 know une Bugg Bane??
2 women: yes we do, im his mother, (other)he was my husnand
AT THE HOUSE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
1st women(wife): mama i cant believe june bugg didnt have any fiends
2nd women(mother): now baby you know that boy was a shi*
wife(shocked): MAMA!?
mother: Dont get me wrong he was a son and he l;oved ya, but when he got hooked on that gold he changed I bet he owned everyone he ever knew money.
wife: now i know June Bugg was a little crokked but someone but us must've loved him
THERE WAS A KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

[Guest Pikeon]

???: Good moring ms. lady ma`am may we come in?
mther: yall aint selln noway products are ya?
??: no we freinds with June bugg
wife: friends with June buug mama, come on in, this is ms. belsbade June bugg's mother and im Cheryll June bugg's Widow
???: ...MY names Willie...and this here is Lenny.. and we come t--
Lenny pulls Willie to talk to him privately
Lenny: Why you go and tell tehm our real names for?
Willie: well they told us they're real names i ecided th-
LEnny: Who's in charge here
Willie: YOu
LEnny: WHO??
Willie: YOU!
Lenny: Then Shut the FUC* UP!
MAMA: YAll mind telln me watcha want
Lenny: Surely, June Bugg worked for me
Willie: Workd for us
LEnny: We work for mr. bigg
Willie: we work for mr. bigg
Lenny: and it just so happens Jun Bugg died owing mr. bigg $5,000
Willie: $5,00-
Willie was cut after Lenny pushed his head with his finger in the shape of a gun
Lenny: We here to collect
mama: $5,000? We aint got that kinda money
LEnny: A heh-heh No shi*
Willie: AHHAHAAHAH No shi*
LEnny: I could tell by looking at these plastic slip covers and these stupid paintings on the wall, shi* tell that type of money aint here
Willie: Hahaha these stupid [aintings look at these white pillows and shi* stupid oranges and Shi* hahahaha
Wilie stopped to see everyone starin at him
Lenny: But i do see somethin, somethin thats at least 10x's that amount of money to mr. bigg
Cheryll: Wwell what is it what do you want??
Lenny(pointing): you!
Cheryll: MAMA!!
Mama: now wait justa min-
mama was cut off by a smack in the head by willie
Cheryll: Wooooooh!
Lenny: good if she moves hit her again
Mama: looks like mama gon have to teach ya some manners,..
YOU DONT EVA COME IN MY HOUSE ACTN LIKE NO FOOL FOOL..
mama was givn willie the smackdown
Mama: now you pick that mess up that ya made, nad u put those pillows back where ya found them
Lenny: THAts right PICCk ALl Of that SHI* UP, And Puff thsess pillows up, c`here Stupid C`mere
LEnyn grbs willie
LEnny: Why ya gotta go and mess up the nice lady house up for?
Willie(feminine): you said we were to come in here and beat her up
LEnny: I aint tell you Shi* like that
Mama: Now listen you to you have twwo ways out , u can go out that window or take the stairs
Both: We- we take the stairs
..They were soon were thrown down the stairs by mama
at the bottom of the stairs some is in army suits
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HERES WHERE I COME IN
???(Me): Maaaa
Mama: JAAAAAAACK, after 10 years ooh my baby's home at last
??: maa are you alright
Mama: yea honey just some bill collector's
Cheryll c` mere look whos back
Cheryll: hi cheryll
Jack: hi jack been a long time huh?!?
Mama: jack go put ur thigns up, and jack mama want you to know i kept yo room just the way you left it 10 years ago.
Jack: awww mama.
Mama: ooh my baby home at last
JAck oes in his room to find his rroom a mess, stinky,smelly,and disorganized
JAck holds his nose and puts his stuff in.


MORE SOON ON THE WAY!!!!!!!