Guest Pikeon Posted November 8, 2001 Share Posted November 8, 2001 JUST TO LET YOU KNOW : DONT INTERFERE WITH ME unless you get a notice from mee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` A policemen stpe out his car Chief; what have ya got for me Police: A 30 yr old male african american/ cause of death, looks llike Gold G Chief: over gold ehh, Any signs of foul play? police: nope just looks like too many gold chains teh chief unwraps the dead body to see a ton of gold ALL OVER THE BODY form head to toe Chief: Jesus chirst this guy looks like sa barking statue Police: I wonder how he went to th bathroom with all this stuff on Chief: oh boy The chief turns to see a man dreesssed in black tip his hat at himn The chief turns back around Chief: alright fellows lets wrap it all up Police: Alright guys lets wrap it up ELSEWHERE~~~~~~~~~~~ Preacher: I was htinking as we drove up in our long cadillac's how serious this is. DEATH IS SERIOUS. YOU HAVE TO PREPARE TO DIE!! Preacher: This boy here loved gold , We stripped him of all that gold, thats why we got this beautiful summer today, HE wA PREpared to Die People: Yes , yes AMen Preacher: lord we ask you to look down on this soul known to the world as june Bugg Bane Women: June Bugg BAne ????? Aint this Lester Wilson's funeral?? Preacher: No Ma`am Lester Wilson was at 9 O' clock Every one mumbled and grunted and took the roses and bouquets and everything All but two people stayed preacher: you 2 know une Bugg Bane?? 2 women: yes we do, im his mother, (other)he was my husnand AT THE HOUSE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st women(wife): mama i cant believe june bugg didnt have any fiends 2nd women(mother): now baby you know that boy was a shi* wife(shocked): MAMA!? mother: Dont get me wrong he was a son and he l;oved ya, but when he got hooked on that gold he changed I bet he owned everyone he ever knew money. wife: now i know June Bugg was a little crokked but someone but us must've loved him THERE WAS A KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pikeon Posted November 9, 2001 Share Posted November 9, 2001 ???: Good moring ms. lady ma`am may we come in? mther: yall aint selln noway products are ya? ??: no we freinds with June bugg wife: friends with June buug mama, come on in, this is ms. belsbade June bugg's mother and im Cheryll June bugg's Widow ???: ...MY names Willie...and this here is Lenny.. and we come t-- Lenny pulls Willie to talk to him privately Lenny: Why you go and tell tehm our real names for? Willie: well they told us they're real names i ecided th- LEnny: Who's in charge here Willie: YOu LEnny: WHO?? Willie: YOU! Lenny: Then Shut the FUC* UP! MAMA: YAll mind telln me watcha want Lenny: Surely, June Bugg worked for me Willie: Workd for us LEnny: We work for mr. bigg Willie: we work for mr. bigg Lenny: and it just so happens Jun Bugg died owing mr. bigg $5,000 Willie: $5,00- Willie was cut after Lenny pushed his head with his finger in the shape of a gun Lenny: We here to collect mama: $5,000? We aint got that kinda money LEnny: A heh-heh No shi* Willie: AHHAHAAHAH No shi* LEnny: I could tell by looking at these plastic slip covers and these stupid paintings on the wall, shi* tell that type of money aint here Willie: Hahaha these stupid [aintings look at these white pillows and shi* stupid oranges and Shi* hahahaha Wilie stopped to see everyone starin at him Lenny: But i do see somethin, somethin thats at least 10x's that amount of money to mr. bigg Cheryll: Wwell what is it what do you want?? Lenny(pointing): you! Cheryll: MAMA!! Mama: now wait justa min- mama was cut off by a smack in the head by willie Cheryll: Wooooooh! Lenny: good if she moves hit her again Mama: looks like mama gon have to teach ya some manners,.. YOU DONT EVA COME IN MY HOUSE ACTN LIKE NO FOOL FOOL.. mama was givn willie the smackdown Mama: now you pick that mess up that ya made, nad u put those pillows back where ya found them Lenny: THAts right PICCk ALl Of that SHI* UP, And Puff thsess pillows up, c`here Stupid C`mere LEnyn grbs willie LEnny: Why ya gotta go and mess up the nice lady house up for? Willie(feminine): you said we were to come in here and beat her up LEnny: I aint tell you Shi* like that Mama: Now listen you to you have twwo ways out , u can go out that window or take the stairs Both: We- we take the stairs ..They were soon were thrown down the stairs by mama at the bottom of the stairs some is in army suits ~~~~~ HERES WHERE I COME IN ???(Me): Maaaa Mama: JAAAAAAACK, after 10 years ooh my baby's home at last ??: maa are you alright Mama: yea honey just some bill collector's Cheryll c` mere look whos back Cheryll: hi cheryll Jack: hi jack been a long time huh?!? Mama: jack go put ur thigns up, and jack mama want you to know i kept yo room just the way you left it 10 years ago. Jack: awww mama. Mama: ooh my baby home at last JAck oes in his room to find his rroom a mess, stinky,smelly,and disorganized JAck holds his nose and puts his stuff in. MORE SOON ON THE WAY!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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