Things you learn from Children

[Akieen Cloud]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="#000080"]These can either be your children or just in general.

1. Ceiling fans make decent bats.
2. When playing baseball indoors, and using the king sized water bed as home plate while wearing cleats, the bed does not leak...it explodes.
3. The amount of water in a king sized water bed is enough to fill a 4200sqft house with 4in of water.
4. If you hear the toilet flush and the phrase 'uh oh' it's already to late.
5. Microwave and play dough should never be used in the same sentence. [/color][/font]