Celebrity Harem 4

[Nerdsy]

[color=deeppink]Wherein we post pictures of the celebrities we shamelessly ogle.




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Despite reminding me a little too much of the ghost twins from [i]The Shining[/i], I'm just absolutely enthralled by these girls. I think it's the hair.




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I love a warm smile, and they do [i]not[/i] come warmer than on Veronica Mars*.




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While Ellie Kemper is absolutely adorable, it's Mindy Kaling that's the reason I'm posting that pic.




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The quickest way to activate my libido is to be funny. It doesn't hurt that this picture also hits all the right buttons for me.




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Okay, here's where I stretch the definition of "celebrity" until it snaps like dry rubber band. This is Jennifer Zhang, the creative force behind [url="http://www.streetfighterhigh.com/"]Street Fight High[/url] and the actress who plays whoever the hell wears those parachute pants. She has the best smirk I have ever seen.

Also, it's because of her that I realized that I have a thing for big noses.




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Big noses. Yeah.




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So Molly Lewis is phenomenal. The part in the video where she's laying face down banging her hands on the table is what really made me want her; it's just the right combination of sardonic and exasperated that just makes me [i]melt.[/i]




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Okay, so this one might be because of wish fulfillment. I'm attracted to her mainly because of her role as Claudia on [i]Warehouse 13[/i] (again: I likes 'em sardonic), and Claudia had a short-lived romance with Fargo from [i]Eureka[/i], who is basically me, so...




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AAAAAAAH. I don't think I want anyone as hard as I want her. She's the only person I regularly laugh at at College Humor (and the only reason I go there ever). She can somehow make me laugh when she's doing nothing but [url="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1948107"]screeching[/url], which is saying something because I [i]loathe[/i] that ****.[/center]
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So there's my babies. Your turn.





[size=1]*I have never ever seen this show.[/size][/color]