Your Mother

That's weird. I was just comtemplating going to the DMV this fall to get a Michigan driver's license. Thing is, I don't have a permanent address in Michigan (I live in a dorm, since I'm a college student.) and live overseas. Would having a dorm address be enough to get a license? And how many months would I have to wait?

Stop talking about me!

[SIZE=1]Dude. Listen. If you wanna keep her for more than a week, you're gonna have to screw your head on straight. The harder you chase this girl, the more you smother her, the faster you're gonna chase her away! Try laying back and let her do something for YOU for a change. You see what I'm saying? It's waaaaay better to ATTRACT a girl than to CHASE one... chase her and it's a guaranteed "ForgotteÑ-HerÖ, let's just be friends" within a couple weeks. Something else that's harsh but I gotta say it. People here are saying "just be yourself"..... well that is almost the worst. advice. imaginable. for your love life. I mean, you're on an anime forum here, bud, it's a safe assumption that you're no stud. Coolness is alllll about being comfortable with yourself, but at the same time, you have to believe that YOU ARE THE MAN. Let HER qualify herself to YOU and worry about attracting YOU. And be veeery careful dropping the love word! If you go on dates, make her pay for her half. You're just a kid, you don't have cash to go throwing around like that. I leave you with the number-one turn on for chicks. Confidence.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Hey Nikki, can you hear us all the way back in the fifties? [/SIZE]

It's true this time, the fillers ARE ending. Spring 2007. Around March. [spoiler]Time skip[/spoiler] merchandise has officially gone on sale in Japan, which can only mean one thing. [URL=http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=156916]Click HERE[/URL]

Lol, yeah the part Boo mentioned was great too. Actually all scenes with the [spoiler]chicken [/spoiler]were good. The parts [spoiler]where people were trying to teach Borat how to drive, dine, and tell a joke ("NOT"!) [/spoiler]were spectacular.

You gotta be kidding me. Has no one seen this yet? It's HILARIOUS... I honestly was laughing from start to finish. It's great! There were some nasty scenes, I'll admit..but it was definitely worth watching. [spoiler]The part where they bought a bear and put it in the back of their ice cream truck and scared off the children running up for some ice cream was GREAT! I almost fell out of my seat...[/spoiler] If you haven't seen it? Go. NOW.

[SIZE=1]I'd order my wife's death because my daughter couldn't divorce me with alimony charges and take my house and car if her mother died. Would you rather drown or be hit by a car? [/SIZE]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1']America is the puppeteer in this show and they're the ones who'll make the Iraqi courts and judges dance.[/SIZE][/quote] [SIZE=1]Amen. Amen. AMEN.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]What happened to Gary?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]I'm in college. I work at a library scanning old books and converting them to digital images. Pay's about 8 long ones per hour. It's a boring job. But I have to put myself through college somehow.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]She's not an actress, but...[/SIZE] [SIZE=1][B][CENTER]Rihanna[/CENTER] [/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/bio/3273392_rihanna_200x200.jpg[/IMG] [/CENTER] [SIZE=1] ...is captivatingly beautiful. I let my friend talk me into her good looks being mostly camera work when her first album came out, but when "SOS" debuted, I fell in love. The goregeous Bajan sang and danced her way into my heart....and I don't think she'll ever leave.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]For all you college veterans. This fall I'm entering my first year at the University of Michigan. I qualify for the Work-Study financial aid package, which means I have to get a job to get the money. That's no problem, but I'm not sure which job to look for. I would ideally like a job with lots of idle time for me to study in (going into Engineering, but might leave it.) OR a job in which I can meet lots of new people. Or, of course a fun job. Any ideas?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Well damn. I couldn't bring myself to watch any more fillers after the Raiga Saga. That was just an unequaled exercise in gayness.[/SIZE]