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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Flik [/i] [B]Darth Maul would win. Since you know he has a double saber and Darth Vader only has a single saber. That would be a MAJOR factor in the duel. [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Dude,...Darth Vader'd win..(btw, I no jack about SW) Darth Maul has two sabers, sure,...but that makes him have to be twice as careful...I mean, if he goes to strike one way,..he might hack his own legs off with the other side,..major downer...plus,..Darth Maul's red and black,...Red and Black never go together...do you see?[/b]

[b][u]Epilogue[/u] AJ is being treated of his battle wounds as we speak...having won the match, beaten Enforcer and travelled back and forth through time... Enforcer is now dead..FULL STOP... The Wiseman is still as before although he has designed AJ another piece of Saiyan Armour to use now and then (AJ now has two suits, YAY!) to celebrate the occasion... The ROST has returned to its original form, with no signs of it ever disappearing... AJ still has the crack on his armour,..and seems a little bulkier than before... Enforcer is still dead... AJ won the fight for all you people who didn't understand..because Enforcer is now Dust RIP Everyone understand now, huh? ****--------------------****[/b] (I didn't do that **----** thing at the end of the last post cos this is part of the last post, but the post semed to big, so I seperated it)

?Part Two of Two Posts [b]****--------------------**** [I]ROST[/I] AJ: What?s this hole do, then Gramps? WM: I believe it is a tear in time and space? AJ: :confused: Question Gramps WM: Ask AJ: How do the legends know about this room and what?ll happen to it? WM: They don?t! :cross: AJ: Um,?are you going..senile? :confused: WM: Hmph.. AJ: Anyways, what are we waiting for? WM: WAIT! Let?s observe this-this-this,..[I]thing[/I] before we do anything else.. AJ: K,..Lemme go get some grub first.. *walks off* AJ: Um,..this [I]thing[/I] is all around us? WM: :eek: AJ: Can er,?we go in now? WM: Meh,?might as well AJ: Meh? WM: Gyaddammit! I?m spending [I]waay[/I] too much time around you?I am outta here! AJ: Meh..OK,?here I go.. [I]The fight[/I] CROWD:KILLKILL,KILLKILL,KILL!? Announcer: Ooooh, man are the crowd hungry tonight! *Enforcer flies at AJ, flaming hand ready?AJ gets up from the last shot..* CROWD: HELLA BUSTER, HELLA BUSTER!? Announcer: Let?s see that Hell Buster again! *everyone stares at the giant screen* Announcer: Oooooh! That had to hurt AJ! Hmph! Didn?t put up much of a battle! Man, I?ve seen mice fight better! [I]AJ lays on the floor,..face down, bleeding,? [/I] Announcer: Nee-naw, Nee-naw, Nee-naw! Whoo! Here come the Stretcher-bearers! [I]AJ still on floor, ever so motionless [/I] Announcer: Um,..he ain?t breathing? *Judges make a decision* Announcer: An he?s outta there! The judges unanimously decide the Enforcer as the Winner of the Round,..Nine votes to none! Announcer: But, of course,..as always, the final and ultimate decision goes to the Ref? *Ref looks pretty satisfied* *Pulls up a red flag* Announcer: And the winner is?the Enforcer! Announcer: Huh? Is..that..A..J? *AJ gatecrashes the party out of a hole that appears in the sky* AJ: Huh? Whur Am ee? Announcer: Hmm,..looks like the fight?s still on! Let?s see the Ref?s decision?YUP,..we got round two for ya folks,..here and now! AJ: Fight? What fight? Enforcer: You never learn,..do you? AJ: Oh God no! Gramps said tear through time and space, right? That means I?m in the future,..in the fight,..after I just lost! Oh well,?let?s change the out come? *Enforcer lunges at AJ again* AJ: Gatlit Bomb (a variation ;) from a long long time ago,..when I had about 30 moves :D), FIRE! Enforcer: (still in the air, with a burning fist) Huh? Enforcer: Holy sh- *blast blows Enforcer backwards* AJ: I?ve?won?al..*pant* ready..*sweat* ?*wheeze*?? *Enforcer gets up and shakes his head..* AJ: Oh..da..mn.. Enforcer: Heh..you should know that fireworks aren?t always as painful as they are bright, kiddo AJ: (Thought: ****!) *Enforcer takes steps slowly towards AJ* Enforcer: A tip for your very short future kid,..never use chikara in large balls..it?ll take too much outta you. It?ll damage you more than the enemy, heh heh.. *continues on walking* AJ: (Thought: So that?s what Lord Hyraken meant! (now known as Alexander medoinks)) Enforcer: Man,..kids these days?got no stamina AJ: C?mon,?think, THINK! *still walking* AJ: Got it! Super Kaio Ken Four! [I]A very strange bluey eerie glow begins to shine from AJ. His hair stands on end..in fact?it grows longer, his red hairband rips,..His already-red-eyes glow even redder,..he stops panting, his specially made Saiyan armour begins to make noises under the pressure of his muscles..it rips across diagonally (the trademark armour slash on my pics, heh heh) [/I] Enforcer: Heh,..looks ain?t everything, kiddo AJ: Don?t bet on it.. [I]AJ puts his hands towards the sky, like he?s forming a Spirit Bomb?[/I] Enforcer: :confused: The?Spirit Bomb? AJ: Nope, your worst nightmare? [I]Puts hands together, as they flash blue[/I] AJ: (Extreme) FINAL FLASH!! *Enforcer gets obliterated?YAY* *AJ powers down,..the crack on his armour still there,..the glow gone* AJ: Oh God! ?man,?that?s even more,..tiring.. *He collapses* Wiseman in his mind: Get up! He?s still here! Get up get up get up! AJ to WM via telepathy: No,?he?s been vapourised! WM: No you idiot! You?re back! Back to the right time! The match?s started! AJ: What? So?If the fight?s started,..shouldn?t I be walking [u]into[/u] the ring, and not [u]lying[/u] in it? WM: Heh heh, thank me? It?s a hologram! AJ: A hologram?s fighting instead of me? WM: Exactly! Now get up and take his place! I?ll get rid of him, and you fight! AJ: Right! *Enforcer flies at AJ, flaming hand ready?AJ gets up from the last shot..* CROWD: HELLA BUSTER, HELLA BUSTER!? Announcer: Let?s see that Hell Buster again! *everyone stares at the giant screen* Announcer: Oooooh! That had to hurt AJ! Hmph! Didn?t put up much of a battle! Man, I?ve seen mice fight better! [I]AJ lays on the floor,..face down, bleeding,? [/I] Announcer: Nee-naw, Nee-naw, Nee-naw! Whoo! Here come the Stretcher-bearers! [I]AJ still on floor, ever so motionless [/I] Announcer: Um,..he ain?t breathing? *Judges make a decision* Announcer: An he?s outta there!?. END?[/b] Anyways,?did y?all get it??lemme write up the Eppy, then it should clear it all out..

[b]I usually say dammit, or maybe even dangit (as in the Final Fantasy Forum, thnx to Kuja :D) but I rarelt say anything,...but I do say the a-hole :rolleyes: word..:D[/b]

[b]I'm 13. Full-stop. Is there any more to say?[/b]

[b]If you multiply my post count by the number 650, then I beat that Kelvin guy. Woo-hoo! Life is good..:cool: :rolleyes: Tyco's Ultima? Huh? F'real? Nobody told me...[/b]

[b]****--------------------**** Announcer: And the winner is?the Enforcer! [I]Back in the ROST[/I] Wiseman: *slaps AJ over the head* AJ: Ow! Wiseman: The match! It?s starting! AJ: Argh! Dammit! *Runs over to the door of the ROST* AJ: :eek: Where?s the door?! Wiseman: How long have you been here? AJ: Um,?about?72..hours..? Wiseman: You idiot! The ROST closes forever if used for over 48 hours! AJ: Butbutbut the ROST II never did this! Wiseman: That?s Bulma?s stuff! *slaps AJ over the head* AJ: So?DBZMan was..right? Wiseman: Legends never lie? AJ: DBZMan ain?t a legend! Wiseman: Idiot! I meant the scriptures! AJ: So?where exactly are we if we?re disappeared? Wiseman: I don?t know?everything feels fine? [I]Back to the fight[/I] Announcer: Let?s see that Hella Buster again! *everyone stares at the giant screen* Announcer: Oooooh! That had to hurt AJ! Hmph! Didn?t put up much of a battle! Man, I?ve seen mice fight better! [I]AJ lays on the floor,..face down, bleeding,?[/I] Announcer: Nee-naw, Nee-naw, Nee-naw! Whoo! Here come the Stretcher-bearers! [I]AJ still on floor, ever so motionless[/I] Announcer: Um,..he ain?t breathing? *Judges make a decision* Announcer: An he?s outta there! The judges unanimously decide the Enforcer as the Winner of the Round,..Nine votes to none! [I]The ROST[/I] AJ: What was that noise? Wiseman: *AHEM!* pardon me..:blush: AJ: No,?you didn?t pass wind Gramps,..but it sounded ever so similar.. Wiseman: Hmmm? *Both turn around at exactly the same time* AJ and Wiseman: A portal! ???.[I]tbc?..[/I] ****--------------------****[/b] Part One of Two Posts...

[b]The Edea/Other sorcessesses's music was pretty darn fine too[/b]

[b]Um,..you missed my point :p I meant the flashback when Cloud remembers about Zack,..and it shows Zack escape with Cloud from the test-tube,..and they escape on the back of a truck,...and Zack says he's gonna be a mercenary,...and he dresses Cloud like him,...then he dies, and Cloud robs his sword, keeps the clothes, robs Zack's lifestory, and becomes a mercenary... that's what I meant ;)[/b] PS; Am I allowed to say dangit here?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DiscoSnorlax [/i] [B] \ / \ ----- (º º) \---/ [/B][/QUOTE] [b]It's a witch dangit![/b] Is dangit allowed here Kuja? Coz I know dammit ain't!

[b]I'd be Zack from FF7..y'know, the guy that Cloud [u]copied[/u]...Man,..he's cool... He's the FF answer to Radditz...soooooo cool[/b]

[b]Laters Sasami...hmm, not much else to say but: Good luck at yer site![/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]so true... you do fight diamond... dont know y people think you dont... and i know there are ONLY 4 fightable weapons in FF7... dia, emerald, ruby, and ultimate[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Funny. I don't remember actually fighting it...Although I do remember it going flying backwards at oh,..adunno,..say 3500MPH?[/b] Oh no! Wait! I did fight it! In Midgar! **** I'm stupid! But what happened in Junon? I don't remember that part..

[b]The FF7 Chocobo tune's catchy and the music in the Ragnorak FF8 is pretty cool too,...but my favourite's have to be.... [i]*drum roll*[/i] dum dum-dum-dum dum-dum-DUM! Clint Eastwood and Cosmo Canyon...thankyee for ye time...[/b]

[b]No joke, but I'd move over, across our road to my friends' road..it takes like uh,...15 seconds to walk it there,..when there's no killers around anyway :D My friends' road is real cool,..friendly ppl, etc... but my road is full o ...hmm, how shall I put it... O.o' Now do you understand...? Thought not..it full o weirdos that go around bricking cars![/b]

[b]Jeff said it,...and since no one corrected him,...I presume it's true,...oh wells, meh..[/b]

[b]No one here lives in Manchester, though Safer and VooDoo are like um,...a stone throw away compared to you guys...(ie; they live in England) But um,...yeh,..Safer's closer than VooDoo, I think....[/b]

[b]Um,...the custom avatar post count's gone up to [u]600[/u]? Aw man! Not that I care about my posts, but when I reached my target at v2, Otaku got hacked the day after just after I chose my personal avatar...heh, anyways,...Final made me a nice new one *thinks about it and shudders* Ooooh,..black and red...with hints of orange... *shudders again* Oooooooh *one last time* oh,...thnx btw Final *shudders for the press*[/b]

[b]****--------------------**** AJ: Great(!) All alone..Hmph... MM: Not exactly..:D AJ: Oh Great! Even better(!) The wise old Buddha returns... (no offence meant btw) MM: :mad: :flaming: IIdiot *raises hand to slap AJ, but then stops* AJ: So...you've quitted that,..guess you ain't so bad after all Gramps... MM: :( Listen, I've come here to train you,...this time both physically and mentally.. AJ: :smirk: Oh? MM: :confused: AJ: *mutter mutter* gonna make me clean and mop this place spotless and :babble: ..... MM: Actually,...:smirk: Yes...yes I was...:devil: AJ: :eek: [i]tbc...[/i] ****--------------------****[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Alexander [/i] [B]Jeez, what is with people and picking on Freshman! I'm sick of it! When [B]I[/B] become a senior, I'm going to do what I can to stop Freshman Abuse. It is SO stupid... [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Um,..When you say Freshmen,..you mean newbies, right? Heheh we rarely pick on them,..and me never.[/b]

[b]I do not understand a word you say, yet I sympathise for you, and agree wit you,..luck in the future, Peace an stuff, Me O:D[/b]

[b]*AHEM!* Back to the point...schools starts in about 12 hours,..wish me luck all...laters[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Alexander [/i] [B]Here's something else I was wondering about.... Christians say that God created the universe. Scientists say that the Big Bang created the universe. Couldn't both be true? What if God used His powers to start the big bang, thereby creating the universe that He rules? [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Dang true! That's what I think anyway.. The Qur-aan says that the skies are ever-expanding...so..if you trace time back..obviously, it had to've grown from something,..to expand. So, if the Big Bang happened,..then everything would expand, right? So the Big Bang could've been God's Creation too. I've explained it funny, right? Thought so,...meh,..it'sthe best I can do..[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Alexander [/i] [B]Muslims, Lutheran Chatholics, Orthodox Chatholics, Jews, etcetera, all worship the same God! So WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING when people go into Holy Wars in the name of thier religion?! All of the above Religions worship the same God, but in different ways and manners. They all start back before Jesus arrived/supposedly arrived. They all have the same roots, so it's the same God! Do they think God will be happy that His followers are killing each other in His name? The answer should be obvious. [/B][/QUOTE] [b]We basically see it as this: Jews went astray, so another Prophet was sent down amongst them. This was Jesus AS. So, the Christians are the 'heir's of Jews in religion... Christians went astray after a while, so Muhammad SAW was sent down afterwards to guide them. So,..Muslims are in the same way heirs to Jews, and Christians... And when people go around doing Jihaad, or Crusade or whatever,..it's usually to protect their religion, not to attack for no reason or conquer others..[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Desert Shadow [/i] [B] [b]It's Exodus 20:3 "You shall have no other gods before me." Thats where the no idol thing came from. There are other places too. It basically says not to have any other gods... Jesus is God, so "before me" in the verse means no other ones, and He is the one.[/b] [/B][/QUOTE] [b] But Jesus AS never said he was God! He said something about him being inside God, and God being inside him,..but he also said somewhere else that the deciples were also inside him and God, and vice versa,...so...Holy Fifteenity? I don't think so...(Sorry if that sounds offensive,..I'll try rewording it, ie; I'll edit this post, when I know how to reword this better) And didn't Paul/Saul (I forgot his name) explain the Trinity Doctrine first? And the Original Sin thing? And the Divinity of Jesus AS? Ignore me if you like, but I think Paul wanted to screw up Christianity in a way better than just plain torturing them (I heard he was a pagan...[/b]