conpiracymonki

[b]I'm a British Asian Muslim Teen, so don't mistake me for human ;)[/b]

[b][u]Nicknames-[/u] Clever p**f (i hate dem less-than-average weirdos), anime freak (i love be'in called that one, man, I wish I really was one...), Brollydude, Abdi Bo (don't ask..), geek, last minnit man (always the night b4 :D), um.. i don't remember any others [u]Rep[/u] Best Football Defender in the Year (proven to be true), Anime freak (read above), Always do homework the night before around midnight (therefore lastminnitman), Always calm, Never had a fight (I always sort it out), Long fuse but big explosion, :smirk: Good at poems (although most are done late at night, and are really flukey), Good at science (not true, I'm jus good at remembering all the wrong stuff), Maths freak (well, I'm good for my age, but not that good) [u]END[/u][/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MysticGohan [/i] [B] Please do explain a little more. Do you want more pics of the car? If so.. just ask! [/B][/QUOTE] [b]What he meant was, he wants you to take a picture of this GTi next to the other GTi, the perfect proof....[/b]

[b]take a picture of a football or sumthin beside your car...an item, that'll do nicely[/b]

[b]Name:[/b] Master Kai [b]Age:[/b] Long since forgotten [b]Race:[/b] Ancient Cetra [b]Height:[/b] 5 foot [b]Weight:[/b] ?? [b]Bio/Info:[/b] Has a deep hatred towards Saiyans. He saw what happened to the last of the Cetra as a young boy. He was sent to survive on another planet, and to keep the last of the Cetra alive. Although he hates Saiyans, with a passion, he likes young children, and is a very good mentor. He is a hermit who lives in the South Pole. His martial art skills haven't been as good as this in years, even though he has given up on fighting. His aim now, in life is to teach and carry on the ways of the Cetra to a young child, before dying. His only hope lies in AJ, who meets his high expectations. But soon, his hate for Saiyans dissolves as he begins to tutor the young child.... [b]Ki blasts:[/b] 18 000 [b]Punches:[/b] 15 000 [b]Kicks:[/b] 16 000 [b]Agility:[/b] 50 000 [b]Intelligence:[/b] 100 000 [b][i]BTW, Final Flash, this guy isn't a fighter, he just teaches AJ new techniques...[/i][/b]

[b] Mystery Man: Excellent show of skill, my good man,...killing a bird,..you are indeed pure brute strength... AJ: Hey, if you're gonna shoot me down,...come over here and do it.. MM: Oh my,...you don't know who I am? AJ: Either you're deaf or you're stupid, now come over here, where I can get my hands on you, Aszhole.. MM: My my, we have a little feisty one here, don't we? AJ: Listen aszhole, I didn't come here to chitchat to your highness,..wait a second, wha' a posh bstard like you doin in the Middle o the South Pole? MM: They call me the Wiseman of the South.. AJ: If you're so wise,..get the he// outta here,..SCRAM! MM: Ahh, such anger, such fear,...such pain and sorrow,..such ambitions,... AJ: Hey hey,..I'm warning you Grandpa... MM: Grandpa? Young fool! I'm old enough to be your Great grandfather's great grandfather twice over! AJ: But that's beyond the age that a human... MM:..beyond the age that human expires,..silly fool. I am no measly human. I am of the ancient race of the Cetra. AJ: The,...Cetra? I thought they were all killed by us... MM: Us? Us? You are a Saiyan? Then you shall die...and I had such high aspirations for you... AJ: Listen old man, I don't fight old men,..and I don't fight ppl who hold grudges over my race. So typical of a Cetra to get angry so quickly... MM: I shall kill you, or die trying.... AJ: Old man, I told you, I don't figh- *man disappears and reappears in front of AJ, uppercutting him to the jaw* AJ: So....you don't need a walking stick do you? Old man, you're gonna wish you died earlier,... *fight ensues*[/b]

[b]Bill Gates is not the Devil! He's a money-hungry, 4.5million-per-hour theivin evil megalomaniac. In some ways, that can be worse...[/b]

[b]Meh, if bloods red, kill me....[/b]

[b] Trotenks has my avatar and um,...there's more ppl in DB area,...and a few others here in GD...But no one better be AJ2K1 in this Board,...coz there was one a-hole who was in Otaku v2,...he robbed my name (I was AJ2K1, then I change it for a week and kapish, it's been robbed :()[/b]

[b] I was originally AJ2K, (yes, even before 1998 even), standing for 'Abdul Jalal (my name) 2000, then it became AJ2K1 for obvious reasons (well, d'uh!), then it became AJ2K1 aka MegaSaiyanBrolly due to my apparent interest in Brolly,...(blame friends) and the fact that my email's megasaiyanbrolly as well :rolleyes: then I became ZF AJ2K1 aka ...... just to make my name longer,...then I tried to make it AJ2K1 but some freak had already robbed that name....so I became this :)[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Crazy White Boy [/i] [B]Seeing as how when a saiyan goes oozaru they increase their powers by 4 times, the most probable explanation was that Brolly's father removed it. This is based on the fact that he was afraid of Brolly's power and put him under mind control. If he became an oozaru the mind control would most likely be broken. [/B][/QUOTE] [b]dammit, you're right! y didn't I think o that..?![/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aya [/i] [B] You'll work very well with that name, you sexy manwhore... ;) Kyo needs to start giving me some money, then.... I think the hide-clones are a lost cause...those poor doors...*shudder* [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Am I er,..missing something here,..or is it the fact that I only have two brain cells ,which rub against each other to produce a warming sensation?[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] when I tried doing her hair brown, it didn't look too good in that style of drawing, blonde was much better.... [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Oh,...right. Really, I understand what u mean there. No, I was just curious, and I asked that question a while ago,...then my post disappeared then I posted it agen, then it vanished agen,...so I posted one last time,...anyways,..u should be in Malta about now...![/b]

[b]*stops wit the ki blasts* *sweats* *gulps* Man, I'm thirsty! I think I'll go....*thinks* *Instant Transmits himself to Pluto* (thought:dammit,...too cold. can't...breathe,...huh? I need [u]air[/u]?) *Instant Transmits himself to the South Polar region* Hmmmm, well look on the bright side,...here it ain't [i]that[/i] cold... *practices some ki waves* KaMeHaMeHa! *a penguin in the distance interferes with the waves path of destruction, and so....dies* dammit, didn't wanna hurt nuthin..I wudn'ta come here otherwise,....dang,..better bury that poor fellow... *goes to pick up the penguin when he notices a brass ring, almost totally covered in the snow* Hmmm,...whoever dropped this musta been here a while ago, otherwise the blizzard wudda covered this by now,...maybe, maybe they're still here,.... *someone claps their hands from behind AJ* *AJ turns around swiftly, ready to fight* Who goes there? [i]tbc...[/i][/b]

[b] Well, d'uh! The obvious answer is that mankind is made up of lots of me's...[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i] [B]'...' hey thats pretty cool dont they have a webpage as well? I cant stop a page on teletxt it flicks through pages by itself. [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Hehe,...yes they gotsa a site. Oh,...you should have a 'HOLD' button your tv r/c,.. press that and it'll freeze the page. The digi index is no. 480,...oh yeh, the site,... it is [URL=http://www.teletext.co.uk/digitiser]here![/URL] if that don't work then type this in: teletext.co.uk/digitiser[/b] ;)

[b] Unless you live in England, you will be confused,...actually, I've decided to write an email to Digi about the Brain Decomposing question,...wish me luck,...if it's up tomorrow (my letter that is, not the topic), i'll tell y'all wha they thought! K, wish me luck agen![/b]

[b]This is a real article about the argument of time sgone past: Consoles versus PCs..... It's on Channel 4 (104 for Digital viewers) in England, teletext number 484, digitiser, the funniest real games t-mag: (the intro of PCs versus Consoles) [i]Like the proverbial red rag being cracked against the bull's buttocks, the question of whether PCs or consoles are best is one that never fails to fill the Hornet's nest with Vimto. What do we mean by that? Nobody knows. Not even us... *then continues into page 2*[/i] Heh, that was on yesterday, I wonder what'll come on tomorrow...? They do game's reviews, the chart lists, gaming tips and cheats, arguments, Viewer's POVs, and News, and Proffessional Thoughts about weird gaming topics. Man, they're cool...Topic for tomorrow: Do Games Rot Your Brain...heh heh, I can't wait ta wake up...[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Akito [/i] [B] First, yes, it is her, second, I don't think they would ever come out with RMD2 [/B][/QUOTE] [b] It would of never come out? Don't talk dirty! Go and wash your mouth out with soap! Seriously, I think it might've been made, seen as the 1st one was such a hit. Hollywood strives on squeezing blood from dry-cows...take the Pkemon Movies for example. (No offense no Pokelovers) [/b]

[b]Get a nuke and nuke 'em? Seems like a risky idea, Robin, but it'll have to do! To the burnt down Batcave, Robin! [i]Let's get backta the topic's what I mean, coz we don't want this interesting topic being closed down becoz of us acting like fools[/i][/b]

[b] When u say Aaliyah, u mean the girl from Romeo Must Die, right? Yes? Nooo! Now RMD2'll never come out! Nooo![/b]

[b]Looks like I'm the 1st person to vote, apart from you, that is.... *yawns* U can view the results to see what I voted for...*drum roll* DBZ![/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Akito [/i] [B] And I'm sure it is fun for them! [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Y'know what? Let's ask the monkey himself, when he's on tomorrow, I mean today (it 4:23AM *yawn*) Get the facts straight from the gift-horse's mouth...[/b]

[b] Oh an BTW, I'm being serious in the above post. There is a guy who does that. And no, I'm not scared of stuff like that, I've been desensitized to it,...The only gory thing that craps me up are things to do w/ eyes being poked out. Anything else I can take...ceptfor spiders,...hey, anyone seen Arachnaphobia? I remember seeing that life ago, and I crapped myself silly, but w/out the crap...hey, i was like uh,...3[/b]

[b]Hey, anyone seen 'Cube'? That's spooky and weird on a different level. I mean, all those factors and primes scared me, nevermind the mental guy who keeps scratching his head and does (and I quote) 'astronomical' factorising for bags of gumdrops....[/b]