DeathKnight

[color=crimson][b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Who are these people Miss Queen? Enemies?!~~ --- [b]Ken[/b]: De dum de do... We get some rules to followwww... That and this, these and those... But no one knows. We get these pills to swollow.. How they stick in your throat- Taste like gold. Dum dum dum *Sings No one knows by Queens of the Stone Age* Silently Ken closed his eyes again, to keep in check with his plushie friend. He saw some kind of queen.. [b]Ken[/b]: *thinking outloud* Perhaps the ladyship of this castle? No. Mini-Flash is the ruler of the castle.. Mmm. What if he does need my help? He is quite tired... Mmmmm... ... ... ... Ken turned to them and raised his hand, pointing it twards the ground. A small little girl appeared before them, with raven hair that went past her shoulders. She was wearing a mages' robe, and had a staff. She seemed suprised at first, but then turned to Ken. [b]Girl[/b]: Bro, I told you not to do that. Damn. I was in the middle of a good battle >.< [b]Ken[/b]: Everyone, meet my sister, Narna. Narna, this is Ginny, Juu, Duo, and Lady K. They are all good friends of mine. I want you to cast haste on them, and shield them. [b]Narna[/b]: You can bloody do that on your own. *sighs* Fine fine.. I know you are a necromancer mainly. Sorry sorry.. Narna silently caste Haste on the girls, along with shield, a light blue hue now eminated around them from the shield's power. Narna disappeared with a flash, and Ken turned to the girls. [b]Ken[/b]: Alright. Now that we have that. You guys go on. I'm going to go see if I can get Asuka and Mini-Ken to help us fight Mini-Flash. I'll meet you all later, if you hold onto this jewel. Ken tossed them a small Garnet, that glowed eeriely in the dark. [b]Juu[/b]: What is this? Some kind of magical gem? [b]Ken[/b]: Actually, I picked it up from a flea market. It's a good luck charm. [b]Juu[/b]: ..o.o;; [b]Ken[/b]: Well. I can also lock onto it and teleport to you guys easier. I guess. But um. Yea. Good Luck. Do stay safe, I dont know what the audience of this show would do if you all died. o.o;;;;;;; I dont want to know either.. Ken disappeared from veiw.. --- [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Miss Queen! I insist we depart.. [b]Asuka[/b]: Erm. Well. You see... Ken appeared above, miss calculating how tall the room was, and of course gravity began to take effect. He slammed into the table, breaking it in half, plates of food sliding down and covering him up. His sword appeared above him, and sliced through the air downwards, landing around half an inch from his crotch. [b]Ken[/b]: *muffled* I need to work on that... Hey. This tastes pretty good. o_o Mmm ^_^[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Goddamn you >.< Dont trick me like that! V_V;; Ken silently picked up his sword, and yawned a long yawn. He stretched from side to side, and looked at LK. [b]Ken[/b]: So um.. whats the game plan? [b]Ginny[/b]: We're going to kill Mini-Flash. ^^' [b]Juu[/b]: Eek o.o; I dont wanna go back there. [b]Ken[/b]: Alright. My old nemesis. I shall assist you! [b]Ken joined your party, 'For now'![/b][/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Uhhh... Well. If you want I could just teleport you guys out of here.. But I dunno if you guys have unfinished business with like Mini-Flash or someone. Plus, that would take all the fun out of this little romp.. so nevermind. ^_-;;; Sitting down, Ken leaned against the wall and set his sword down next to him, and closed his eyes to rest..[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Because. That would take the fun out of letting Mini-Ken rampage through the castle. ^_^ But now that I know you girls are here, will you guys be alright on your own? I'm really worried about Asuka now. [b]Ginny[/b]: We made it to that point on our own, i'm pretty sure that we can handle anything else that comes our way. [b]Ken[/b]: Bloody nice answer Gin. Well. If you need anything, just whistle the tune to South Park. Off I go to find miss Queen.. ---- [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Miss Queen! ^-^!!! Miss Queen, Miss Queen, Miss Queen. I have come here to save you! ---- Ken suddenly stopped in his tracks, a few feet from the girls, and closed his eyes. 15 seconds later, he reopened them and turned to the girls, casually walking back to them. [b]Ken[/b]: Mini-Ken's already found Asuka. He can handle getting her out of here. I'll help you girls till we're out of here, aight? Ken slowly reached behind him and unsheathed his sword, and rested it on his shoulder, ready to guard and protect the girls with his life! [b]Ken[/b]: But first, where the f*ck are we headed? o_o;;[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Mini-Ken[/b]: BLOODY 'ELL! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING! CRIKEY! Mini-Ken was stumbling up the stairs, getting somewhat desprete to find Asuka. He was worried deep down, but the alcohol was suppressing his wisdom so much, he just continued to slowly search the next floor... [/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Eh? Was that LK? I coulda sworn I hear her like outside the window down the hall. Ken jogged down the hall, and sheathed his sword on his back. He looked out the window, down to the ground, and all around. He stuck his head out a bit, and glanced up to see the girls all hanging off of something. Ken blinked twice, and jumped out of the window, and floated up to LK. --- [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Bloody 'ell mate!~ Where meh bloody queen you little bugger! [b]Guard[/b]: O.O Dont hurt me! [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Aw mate, that wuznt the right bloody answer now wuz it? To 'ell with yah, and dun bother meh again. Mini-Ken had found the kitchen while searching for Asuka. In a stroke of luck for the plushie, the kitchen was stocked for a feast for Mini-Flash, alot of alcohol included. After drinking all the alcohol in the kitchen, Mini-Ken was slurring out a british accent while still searching for Asuka.. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Oh farewell and adu you fair Spainish ladies... Farewell and adu you ladies of spain! Mini-Ken stumbled around for a bit, then let out a large bealch that killed every biological, living, breathing thing in the area and left a green mist around him. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: *giggles* I thinkz I let out sum teargas... --- [b]Ken[/b]: This is strange. A ton of pretty, young ladies hanging along a castle wall. Hmm. What should I do... Ken silently hovered near LK and the rest of the ladies, as an odd green mist poured out of a window down below..[/color]

[color=crimson]BB goes dark, with a post from the king of demons.. Eheh. Thanks for remembering I was there Ginny. ^_^ --- [b]Ken[/b]: I AM YOUR GODDDDDDDDDD!!! Ken was making his way through the second floor of the castle, killing everyone in his way with his long Masamune-like sword. Blood was dripping from it in a sort meloncholy bored way, as if the sword was use to being used for extreme mass murder. Slashing left and right, people were split in two with their stomachs ripped and contorted in ways that should not be possible. The walls were stained and splattered with every sort of bodily organ, including brains from unfortunate victims of a direct shot to the head from Ken's shotgun that was at his side. Gunshots and screams echoed throughout the room where Queen Asuka had been last seen before the two-man seige of Ken and his plushie started. Mini-Ken was in a total rampage, two small fangs sticking out from his mouth as he devoured peoples insides in a bloody mess. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Where is Miss Queen? What have you done to my bestest friend in the whole world? A guard shook, his left arm completely torn off and bleeding heavily. His right eye was dangling out of its socket, with various heavy wounds opened across his arms. He stuttered, blood pouring out of his mouth, and replied "I dont k-k-k-..now.." With a resounding 'slap' Mini-Ken hit the man, shaking him violently, banging his head against the wall over and over again till the man fell over dead. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: [size=7]WHERE IS MISS QUEEN? I WILL KILL EVERYONE INTILL I FINDDDD HERRRRRR >______

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Mini-K, Look! Flames from the castle! [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Damn. Did someone beat us to destroying it? X.X' *[b]THWAP[/b]* [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: X_x Whoaaa... Pretty colors... Mini-Ken staggered around for a bit, as Ken's sword appeared in his hands. He felt the evil that was eminating from the castle.. Mini-Flash was here.. The evil Mini-Form of Flash.. The Minature Flash.. The Smaller Flash..... Pure Evil was here. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: MY BLOODY F*CKING HEAD! Owowowow its throbbing! You jack*ss! $##_@)$*@_)#$*@# Ken grabbed his smaller counter-part and leaped into the air, disappearing in a small flash, leaving behind a vague blue aura. As he flew through the air at highspeed, he threw Mini-Ken through the window, as he landed in the gates of the castle... [b]Guard[/b]: Halt! Who goes there? [b]Ken[/b]: It is I..................... Rambo. [b]Guard[/b]: .. Eh? [b]Ken[/b]: Oh yea. You dont know who that is yet. Wait wait. Give me a second. Ken ran out of the gate, and re-descended down with a skid infront of the guard, who simply blinked twice, slowly reaching for his sword. [b]Ken[/b]: It is I...... Sir Prancealot. [b]Guard[/b]: By the Gods- Can it be? You? Sir Lance Prancealot? Suddenly, from above Ken heard Asuka yell. She said something about marrying someone. Or something. Somewhat confused as to why the girls WERE in the castle, Ken wondered what had happened to Mini-Ken... --- Mini-Ken slowly got up from behind Asuka, and shook his head. That was one hell of an enterance, and yet all of the girls seemed preoccupied with some frozen idiot. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Wait. Asuka?! O_O MISS QUEEN! MISS QUEEEENNNN... --- [b]Ken, or Lance in this dimension.[/b]: You must realize that you are no match for Sir Prancealot. But I shall spare you! For more pressing matters are at hand. Ken slowly rose from the ground, and began to ascend, through the ceiling of the room, searching for the right floor..[/color]

[color=crimson]j00 knowz it. Die !.!; --- [b]Ken[/b]: My god. Is this Scotland? Or England? [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Maybe we're in hell. o.o; But wheres the hot succubus chicks? Wheres the cool flames? [b]Ken[/b]: You're an idiot. -.-' [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Yet i'm an exact replica of you. O_o Odd, isnt it lover boi? [b]Ken[/b]: Alright alright. Arugeing doesnt do **** in this wonderland. o.o; You see anything somewhat familiar? I coulda sworn this was where I felt the girls aura at.. Mmm. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Maybe we hit some turbulence mid teleport o.o [b]Ken[/b]: *Smacks forehead* Right. Turbulence. Teleporting. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: We were like [i]zooooooooooooooooooooooooooom[/i]ing along in teleport and [b]BUMP[/b]! We hit turbulence, sending us on a dramatic crash course into a different dimension, where evil rats live in a castle, controlling all the poor peasents.. and we, the Knights of Zeali must save them by seiging the castle and killing the Evil Rat king, ending evil in this land once and for all! Ken was already at least half a mile away from Mini-Ken, heading for the castle which loomed at least 3 miles away. Mini-Ken let out an suprised 'Bwee' and chased after him, yelling for him to slow down..[/color]

[color=crimson]We will fight the heathens... ----- [i]I didnt do **** with his backup program o.o;[/i] [b]Ken[/b]: You lieing son of a-... Wait. Neil. Do you sense that? [b]Neil[/b]: YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRU- [b]Hazta la vista ba-[/b] NOOOOOO!!! AERISSSSS!!! Ken sensed Flash is hiding something evil from him.. Something very evil. Neil silently ran into the wall over and over, before spewing out a line from Rambo, followed by the Fifth Amendment. [b]Ken[/b]: Where are the girls? [i]Er. I dont know.[/i] [b]Neil[/b]: I am hungry for the foodish man ding dong rrrrrorrrr.... [b]Ken[/b]: .......;; Ken silently opened a portal to where he felt the girls, and stepped in.... .... 3000 feet above a castle, with not a sign of anything 'modern' in sight. Looking down, past the rolling clouds, Ken saw the ground. The ground was getting closer... [b]Ken[/b]: #)$*#_)@*#!_$* I DIDNT CREATE THE PORTAL THIS HIGH! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... --- The house [i]HAHA! Sucker.[/i] Neil: j00 r d 5ux0rz. j00... j00... j00... 00j... [i]..............[/i] --- Where the girls are [b]Ken[/b]: .... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt... *KerThud* [b]Ken[/b]: Thank you for flying 'Kenair'... Out of Ken's backpocket, Mini-Ken is summoned from the depths of his baggy jeans.. Where he immidately 'bwees' a curse.. [b]Mini-Ken[/b]: Never again.. will I trust my lair.. to be in your pants.. bwee... [b]Ken[/b]: Why the hell are the girls here?;;[/color]

[color=crimson]Hey folks, my main computer is going to be down for a few more days. That accounts for my lack of posting. Heh. I'll try to do that essay thing ASAP as soon as my main computer is up. Library computers are the bane of all society.. ---[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: I HAVE WON! I AM THE WINNER OF THE PLUSHIE WAR! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!!! Ken fell to silence and entered his secret shadow-lair, where he commenced on doing hideous torture on Asuka, which included various episodes of Barney, and Ken singing pop songs...[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Alright. Since i've chosen my assignement, i'm going to go get started. Chrono Cross can be a bit long, if you dont do it right. [b]Neil[/b]: I'll handle the fools, dunno how long we can keep Asuka out though. [b]Ken[/b]: And I dunno if I want to be here when she does get in. [b]Neil[/b]: Aye. See you later bro. I'll handle things here. Ken nodded once and teleported away from the room, into the entertainment room, and locked the door- Putting in the first disc as he sat down, he quietly eyed the clock- He had 23 hours and 15 minutes to finish this game. Enough time, in his humble opinon. Meanwhile, Asuka got closer to knocking the door down, as chaos in the classrom continued..[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: LISTEN UP FOLKS! MISS ASUKA GAVE US AN ASSIGNMENT AND WE ONLY HAVE 23 AND A HALF HOURS TO COMPLETE OUR GAME, TO BEGIN WRITING A REPORT. In 30 minutes, if you all havent suddnely gotten brilliant with your selection, Neil and I are leaving to go do our reports, so that maybe Miss Asuka wont yell at us anymore. [b]Neil[/b]: I thought it was so that we could leave an explosive in here to- [b]Ken[/b]: Shhhh.. [/color]

[color=crimson]Ken unsheathed his sword and slashed it twards Asuka, Neil standing up next to him, his hand raised a ball of ki forming in it. Both of them slowly walked twards Asuka, as two squads of Demons slowly escorted her out of the classroom. [b]Ken[/b]: Alright folks. Without any more screaming, we will decide who gets what game. If two people want the same game, they will fight to the death, in an unfair arena full of hazards beside themselfs. [b]Neil[/b]: I'm one of the hazards. Muahaha killing random people. [b]Ken[/b]: Yes. Neil is.. Yea. A hazard. [b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]LET ME GO YOU STUPID BEASTS![/size] [b]Ken[/b]: The Door, Neil. [b]Neil[/b]: F*cking right. Neil ran to the door, and welded it shut with ki. Asuka started pounding on the door, her calmness from earlier fading fast. Duo shook her head silently, wishing that Neil and Ken werent so... ... Themselves. [b]Ken[/b]: Alright. Who is next to get a game for the report?[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken and Neil[/b]: ... No way. [b]Ken[/b]: damnit. I wanted to fight. But of course, the dictator always changes before you can fight. --.. [b]Neil[/b]: F*ck this, i'm calling a game now. [b]Ken[/b]: Not before I do. CHRONO CROSS! Asuka quietly writes 'Kenneth Howell' next to Chrono Cross, and Ken grins in victory..[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Ugh Juu is ditzy. Ken eyes the clock and the hand slowly moves twards noon, blue sparkles of mana flashing around it breifly as it stops right on 12:04. He silently nods to Neil, who is looking around the corner with two shotguns, and a small headband with an anarchist 'A' on it. The hand slowly turned to 12:05, and Neil threw a shotgun to Ken, who jumped back twice and opened fire twards Asuka. Neil did the same, both of them yelling "WE WILL NOT BOW TO ANYONE! ANARCHY!".. The dust slowly settled, and two plushie mages were next to the queen, and a light green shield was over her. [b]Ken[/b]: Sh*t. The plan didnt work. Pull back, Units Two Four and Six to Quadrent B. Several Invisible demons under the command of Ken scampered off to the bed room, which was now a bustling war room. Neil silently reloaded, his hair lifting up as his rage began to control his power. Ken looked at the queen, who was baffled at what had happened... [b]Ken[/b]: We shall meet again, Miss Asuka. All units, pull back to HQ. This war isnt over yet. [b]Neil[/b]: I can handle her. I'm a ****ing Super Sayian. [b]Ken[/b]: We want to do this without destroying the world, Neil. Opression shall not live much longer! Neil spit and turned around, resting the shotgun on his shoulder, While Ken oversaw the retreat of the small demons. He grinned at this like it was some kind of game to him, and pulled back as well. Asuka blinked and it started to sink in... [b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]YOU SPOILED LITTLE BRATS! >_< YOU CANT DO THIS TO THE TEACHER! GET BACK HERE! -.-[/size] [i]Sigh. Everyone of these people have issues...[/color][/i]

[color=crimson][b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]EVERYONE GET BACK INTO CLASS BEFORE I GET *REALLY* ANGRY[/size] Everyone just went about their buisness, doing as they pleased. Ken silently walked up to Asuka, and bowed.. [b]Ken[/b]: Miss Teacher, I think it is lunch. Please do not be angry at them. [/color]

[color=crimson]Ken and Neil silently stare out into random amounts of space, ignoring the teacher. Ken finally takes out some notebook paper and makes it into a small ball, and throws it at Asuka, who has her back to the class writing down some names on the Dry-Erase board. [b]Asuka[/b]: WHO THREW THAT? Everyone in the class points at Ken and Neil, who both look at each other and look back to everyone.. [b]Both[/b]: What? WHAT? [b]Neil[/b]: He did it. I wasnt doing ****. [b]Ken[/b]: I ADMIT IT! I DID IT FOR A FREE AMERICA FROM THE OPPRESSION OF DEMOCRACY WHICH HAS TURNED INTO CAPITIALISM! I WOULD DO IT AGAIN IF I HAD THE CHANCE, FOR I AM A FIGHTER FOR THE PEOPLE! NOT FOR AUTHORITY! [b]Neil[/b]: I think Craig gave him a few drinks too. *smirks* [b]Ken[/b]: What? No. No he didnt! I am just standing up for what I believe in! [b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]SO YOU THREW A PAPERBALL AT ME?[/size] [b]Ken[/b]: ... That's one of those retorical questions, right? Neil smacked his forehead, and Asuka turned calm, and picked up the paper ball, and threw it back with such force that Ken was blow backwards out of his desk and onto the floor, with a red mark on his forehead where it hit. [b]Ken[/b]: Alright. Maybe that wasnt that smart. [b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]QUIET!!!!!![/size] [i]She turns calm, and gentle..[/i] Now Class, Back to our history lesson. *smiles gently*[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: *raises hand* The answer is two. [b]Asuka[/b]: .. I havent asked anything. [b]Ken[/b]: Yea, but the answer is two. [b]Neil[/b]: You idiot. The answer is six. [b]Ken[/b]: *******, it's two. [b]Neil[/b]: SIX [b]Ken[/b]: TWO [b]Neil[/b]: SIX [b]Ken[/b]: TWO Both of them jump up and start to yell at each other, as Asuka's temper begins to roar with fury. Some punches are thrown, and Asuka takes a deep breath... and... [b]Asuka[/b]: [size=21]SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] [b]Ken[/b]: Whoa. O.o.. [b]Neil[/b]: er.. [b]Ken[/b]: It's still two. [b]Neil[/b]: Six. -- [b]Asuka[/b]: ......[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: Hmmm. If mini-ginny likes it... Neil's head suddenly popped in with a worried look, which is obviously strange for someone as cool and calm as Neil. He stared at Ken, his face turning stern, and began to speak... [b]Neil[/b]: Dont you ****ing dare. o.o; [b]Ken[/b]: SUICIDE MAGIC! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [b]Neil[/b]: Bull- Ken exploded in a massive fury, toasting the room and everyone within it. Various body parts began to crawl back together and reform, as Ken was ressurected. Neil's face was covered in a black tar, and his hair was completely frazzled. Neil twitched and raised his hand... [b]YOU FOOL! YOU SHOULD NEVER DO THAT TO MY HAIR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Sound of Ki charging up, and of Ken's footsteps heading away from Neil* I WILL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE SAYIAN'S HAIR! *... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ...*[/b] Ken was half blown up, his upper half splattered on the floor, his legs a few feet away. Intestines hanging out, and blood pouring onto the floor, Ken slowly decided that blowing up himself around Neil was a bad idea, and that perhaps he shouldnt blow up in such force. Within the large hole that now stood in the BB house, Ken began to reform again, the house being fixed by his magic as he was ressurected... [b]Neil[/b]: Stupid mother****er. --;; [b]Ken[/b]: Shhh, Hair Boy...[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken searched a few of the kitchen drawers, still not exactly used to the way everything was set up. He knew that Neil had a few bags of pot in his bag, and he jogged over to the bedrom that Neil was staying in. Picking up Neil's bag, Ken searched one of the smaller pockets and pulled out a simple Black Bic Lighter. He nodded in satisfaction, and jogged back to where LK and Mini-LK were.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken snapped out of his comatose state with all the explosions going on, jumping to his feet. He scratched the back of his head, and looked around for whatever was causing the explosions. [b]Neil[/b]: It aint me. [b]Ken[/b]: For once. Heh. [b]Neil[/b]: Shhh. Ken shrugged and before he could answer, LK calmly walked past- she was being closely followed by MiniLk, who had a somewhat nerve-wracking look of curious-excitement on her face. Curiousity getting the best of him as well, he decided to follow both of them to see what they were up to...[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: #)*$_!$!#!##$~@+($+_~#(+%!##$!@+*(#$+*(!+#_*$(.... Ken dove under the couch with his sword flying in behind him. Silence fell for a few moments, and then the sound of monsters screaming, and swords clashing echoed throughout the house. Ken crawled out covered in green blood, with a perfectly untouched beef jerky. [b]Ken[/b]: AHahahaha... AHAHAHAHAH... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... :drunk: Neil walked by and snatched the beef jerky from Ken's fingers, muttering a thanks, and continued on. Ken stared blankly into space, where the beef jerky had been, and silently fell over, in a seemingly comatose state.[/color]

[color=crimson][b]Ken[/b]: That is *SO* not cool. Get off of the plate. -.- OFF OF THE PLATE! Ugh. Mini-Piro just stared dreamily into random amounts of space... So, Ken threw the plate out the window and shrugged. [b]Ken[/b]: I told him to get off the plate. o.o;; He then walked over and picked up the pop-tarts and threw them out the window as well, sighing. He walked back into the kitchen and grabbed a stick of Beef Jerky, and chomped on it satisfyingly, heading back to the staircase.[/color]