The Spectacular Professor

I can fix it!

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Me logging into OB this morning:

We would very much like NBC to give Dan Harmon his baby back now.

Good news, Planet Earth. Community has been renewed. We have moved our death ray so that your planet is no longer in its range for the time being. Keep up the good work.

I'm gonna name all my children after you even though they're already in college!

Miacis to our hearts.

Amazing! The flowes touh his skin, but he neither bleeds nor burns!

I fought the law. It was a draw.

And we're back. And blue. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Not liking glee club doesn't make us bullies! And implying that is reverse-bullying!

People who aren't me are strange, but not as strange as people who are.

A travel by map option would be great for visiting friends who live half a country away.

Troy and Abed on hiaaatus :(

I'm eating spaceman paninis with Black Hitler and there's nothing you can do about it!

Troy and Abed sewn togeeether~

For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man! Well, the time has come to oppose that thumb!

So you see, the only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli!

Happy to you log pony.

Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house!

So, for the very first time, the day is saved! Thanks to: The normal little girls!

Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, sure! I-I coach, all o' dem stages. Y'know, like dat Broadway, up in, uh, New York? O-or like that dude who's, uh, shakin' the spear all the time, y'know?

Now let's move on. I'm going to show you how prehistoric man used wooly mammoths as dishwashers and pterodactyls as record players!

Mayor, we're done gasping.