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The Spectacular Professor

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Status Updates posted by The Spectacular Professor

  1. The Enrichment Center is now distributing complimentary Aperture Science Chill Pills. Please be sure to partake, possibly in double doses as prescribed by our testing associates.

    1. Inuyasha Fandom

      Inuyasha Fandom

      I'll take 4,189 please.

  2. Me logging into OB this morning:

  3. We would very much like NBC to give Dan Harmon his baby back now.

  4. Good news, Planet Earth. Community has been renewed. We have moved our death ray so that your planet is no longer in its range for the time being. Keep up the good work.

  5. I'm gonna name all my children after you even though they're already in college!

  6. Amazing! The flowes touh his skin, but he neither bleeds nor burns!

  7. I fought the law. It was a draw.

    1. Sangome
    2. Katana


      Not a straw?

    3. Shinmaru


      Afterward, did you BAWWWWWWW?

  8. And we're back. And blue. Cool. Coolcoolcool.

    1. RedJ


      Needs moar red, imo.

    2. CaNz


      Needs moar Caramelldansen,imo.

  9. Not liking glee club doesn't make us bullies! And implying that is reverse-bullying!

    1. Ellerby


      I am SO GLAD at least one other person here watches Community. It's awesomeness knows no bounds.

  10. People who aren't me are strange, but not as strange as people who are.

  11. A travel by map option would be great for visiting friends who live half a country away.

  12. I'm eating spaceman paninis with Black Hitler and there's nothing you can do about it!

  13. For too long, apes and monkeys have been under the thumb of man! Well, the time has come to oppose that thumb!

  14. So you see, the only way to save the Earth is by eating broccoli!

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    2. The Spectacular Professor
    3. PiroMunkie


      ... The fact I knew what those acronyms meant with little thought means I've watched too many cartoons in my time.

    4. chibi-master


      WAIT. I was thinking of the asparagus episode.

  15. Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house!

  16. So, for the very first time, the day is saved! Thanks to: The normal little girls!

  17. Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, sure! I-I coach, all o' dem stages. Y'know, like dat Broadway, up in, uh, New York? O-or like that dude who's, uh, shakin' the spear all the time, y'know?

  18. Now let's move on. I'm going to show you how prehistoric man used wooly mammoths as dishwashers and pterodactyls as record players!