Dragonballzman

1. Three guys were hiking when they came across a cliff. at the cliff they heard a booming voice. "this is a magical cliff! it will turn you into anything you wish! just jump off and say what you want to be and it will be done!" the three guys looked at each other and they thought that they might as well try it. the first guy stepped back, ran towards the cliff and jumped off saying that he was to be the richest man in the world and have all kinds of fancy stuff. **poof** he dissapeared and reapeared at the top of the cliff all decked out in jewelry and what not. "hey it worked" the guy said! "now i'll just wait for my helicopter to come pick me up" the second guy was amazed. he said "well i've always wanted to fly like the birds do so i'll wish for that" he stepped back, ran and jumped off the cliff and he wished to be an eagle. **poof** he turned into an eagle and flew away. this left the third guy by himself on the cliff. he started to step back wondering what he was going to wish for. finaly he thought of it. he started to run full speed but as he was about to jump he tripped on a rock and flew off the cliff yelling: "oh SHHHH*TTTTT!!!" **poof** ------------------------- 2. one day, three men were walking along when they came to a play-park. suddenly, a wizard popped up, and said: "when u go down this slide, whatever u say, there will be a coaldren (or however u spell it) of it at the bottom of the slide!" so the first man tried it, and shouted out: "GOLD!" and he walked off with a giant coaldren of gold! next, the second man tried it. he shouted: "SILVER!" and he walked off with a giant coaldren of silver! last, the third man tried it. he shouted: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" *splash* -------------------------- 3. An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!". The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want! ----------------------------- 4. A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out quite late. The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important business partners. So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear, "Take off my dress. Now take off my bra. Now remove my shoes and stockings. Now remove my garter belt and panties" She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted, "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!" ---------------------------------- 5. A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Before long, all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He was tired and needing a rest, so he told them to please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn't going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity. "OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him. Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good," said the first bat, "because I DIDN'T!" ---------------------------- I have a whole file with millions of jokes in! :D

Erm.....................Anyone alive out there? *Crickets chirp*

D@mn! Ok then, Ozaroo Kirby? [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]O[/COLOR] [/SIZE] [COLOR=darkred][SIZE=4](>[COLOR=red]`[/COLOR].[COLOR=red]´[/COLOR])>[/SIZE][/COLOR] : Rargh? Go Golden Ozaroo!!! [COLOR=darkred][SIZE=4](>[COLOR=red]`[/COLOR].[COLOR=red]´[/COLOR])>[/SIZE][/COLOR] : Raaaargh! >>> [COLOR=orange][SIZE=4](>[COLOR=red]`[/COLOR].[COLOR=red]´[/COLOR])>[/SIZE][/COLOR] : Raaaargh! Great! Now shrink down into a SSJ4! [COLOR=orange][SIZE=4](>[COLOR=red]`[/COLOR].[COLOR=red]´[/COLOR])>[/SIZE][/COLOR] : Raaaargh. >>> [COLOR=darkred]^^^^[/COLOR] [COLOR=red](>`.´)>[/COLOR] SSJ4 Kirby fight! [COLOR=darkred]^^^^ ^^^^[/COLOR] [COLOR=red](>`.´)>

Ryu: [SIZE=1]:mad: You DARE kill any of them! You can ward them off, but make sure you don't kill them!!!!!![/SIZE] jc: [SIZE=1]Why?[/SIZE] Ryu: [SIZE=1]I like rats, thats why![/SIZE]

Nice avatars! :) I like making avatars when I'm bored too...

Yes, thats when I found out that the d@mn cloning machine was broken! :mad:

Did you get tose from lotsofjokes.com? I know they do stuff like that there...(lists of funny things to do in places)

V1: Dragonballzman V2: ZF Dragonballzman (I was a Z Fighter) Exploding Dbzman Pile of blood and ripped clothes (Thats when I died and had to be revived with da Dragonballs! :D) V3: Dragonballzman (DUUUUUUUUH!)

Ok then :) [COLOR=red]Shakes hands with jcgoudy[/COLOR]

[I]Dbzman was feeling somewhat relaxed for once...He had no worries at all as the cool breeze swept across his face and hair...It seemed that there was nothing very important going on...He couldn't have been mre wrong if he had tried...Because at that very moment, on the other side of the world, Ragnorak, one of Dbzman's arch enimies was summonning (sp?) the dragon... ----- Ragnorak was the villan which caused the Z fighters to fuse, but then they still weren't enough to beat Ragnorak, so after fleeing, they decided to clone their fusion so that there was a very slim chance of Ragnorak beating them again. It was still a close battle though, and all of the Z-Fighters were badly injured...It was then up to the clone. Clone: Nrrrrggh...You'll...Never...Win! Ragnorak: Heh heh heh...What makes you say that? Your puny little friends are down, and you are...How should I say it? Screwed? Yes, thats a good word, you are SCREWED! :laugh: Clone: :mad: No...You can't win! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Ragnorak: :smirk: Heh heh he-Huh!? H-His power level...I-I-Its increasing rapidly!! T-T-T-This c-cant be! Clone: [COLOR=blue]Z[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]B[/COLOR][COLOR=teal]L[/COLOR][COLOR=orange]AAAAAAAAAA[/COLOR][COLOR=darkblue]S[/COLOR][COLOR=green]T[/COLOR]!!! Ragnorak: [B]NOOOOOOOOOO[/B]OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo... [COLOR=red]As the blast pushes into him, his body starts to crumble, but suddenly, he uses Instant Transmission and disappears, screaming "I'll get you someday, you stupid clone!!!"...[/COLOR] The Z fighters decided to name him Dragonballzman, and they also got Bulma and Dr. Briefs to give him a new look so that he wouldn't look so...Ugly. (Imagine it, all the Z Fighters in one!!!) And from that day on, Dbzman became one of Earths protectors... ----- Every day, Dbzman wondered when he would face Ragnorak again, thinking about his first battle ever. But little did he know, that next time he fights Ragnorak, it won't be such a fair fight...[/I] Ragnorak: Come to me, Eternal Dragon and GRANT MY WISHES!!! Dragon: You have 2 wishes. Tell me them now, and I will try to grant them. Ragnorak: :smirk: Turn all of the most powerful fighters on Earth into kids!!! Dragon: What age? Ragnorak: Hmmm......11. Dragon: .....................Your wish has been granted. Tell me your second wish. Ragnorak: I wish for...All the same attacks as the Clone named Dragonballzman!!! Dragon: I cannot do that. You have to learn them yourself. Ragnorak: D@mn. Ok then, give me eternal life instead. Dragon: ....................It is granted. Ragnorak: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ----- A few thousand miles way... Dbzman: Gah! Whats up with my...HAND!!!??? It shunk!!!!!!!!!!! NOW MY LEGS ARE SHRINKING! OH CR@P! MY POWER LEVEL IS DECREASING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.......... [COLOR=red]looks at himself[/COLOR] Dbzman: I'm a...........KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: ------------------------------- [SIZE=1]Can I say"ta da" now? Yes? Kool![/SIZE] [SIZE=4]TA DAAA!!![/SIZE] To JoIn YoU jUsT pUt YoUr ChArS sTaTs LiKe ThIs: Name: Dbzman Age: (Unknown) Attacks: All the attacks the Z Fighters have. (And a secret attack which I will save for later :smirk: ) Personality: Enjoys a good laugh, but knows when to be serious. Appearance: (Check the attachment)

Ok, next time Flash comes on AIM I'll talk to him and see if we can make an arrangement. Deal?

FINE! I'LL PUT YOU BACK IN YOUR D@MN HOLE!!!!!!!! [COLOR=red]Grabs jcgoudya and stuffs him back in his hole[/COLOR] NOW SHUT UP!!!!!:mad:

Erm............When did I throw you out of your hole?

Erm......................HOW did I ruin your life? Is it when I went on an expedition to the basement with my fellow Otakus and we hit a pig/goat thing to death with baseball bats? Or was it something else? ...AHA! Now I know! It's when I shot a giant blast at you, sending you flying into a volcano!!! :D Ahhh...Those were the good old days...:p

[COLOR=blue]Laurii appears in the cave, and easily moves to a spot where she won't be seen[/COLOR] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]Hmmmm.......I'm already in SSJ4...And I'm almost at my full power! Oh well, only one thing left to do![/COLOR] Mazek: [B]Hm? What is this "One last thing to d-"-Huh? His power level...It's increasing rapidly! Well well well, looks like that little runt has some power in him after all![/B] [COLOR=purple]Dbzman cups his hands together as if he were doing a Final Flash, his power still increasing [/COLOR] Dbzman: :mad: [COLOR=purple]Z BLAAAST!!![/COLOR] :mad: [COLOR=purple]Suddenly, a giant multi-coloured blast comes out of his hands, moving [I]extremly[/I] fast, tearing up all the ground around it[/COLOR] Mazek: [B]What the hell...??? N-No, it isn't...Possible! Noooooooooooooooo!!![/B] [COLOR=red]The blast slams into Mazek with full force, ripping straihgt through him[/COLOR] Mazek: :eek: [COLOR=blue]Suddenly, all the liquid washes away, and Dbzman falls to the floor in exaustion (sp?), then goes back down to his normal form.[/COLOR] Laurii: [COLOR=purple]Well...THAT was unexpected...[/COLOR] [COLOR=purple]Disappears, and reappears next to Raiha[/COLOR] Laurii: [COLOR=purple]Well, I didn't expect it, but that little weakling killed Mazek.[/COLOR]

Yeah, I guess you're right. :D

Go Kirbys! KEEL THEM ALL!!! (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> (>`.´)> 10 of you do Kame-Hame-Ha's: (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=blue]((O))===========((O))[/COLOR] 10 of you do Final Flashes! (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] (>`.´)> [COLOR=darkblue]((O))::::::::::::::::::::((O))[/COLOR] 9 of you use Giant swords like Mirai Trunks has: (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> (>`.´)> O[COLOR=firebrick]XXX[/COLOR]|===============> And the last one: GO OZAROO USING A FAKE MOON!!! [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]O[/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred](>[COLOR=red]`[/COLOR].[COLOR=red]´[/COLOR])>[/COLOR][/SIZE] MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH*

Erm...What did you mean by "GGGAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! THE BEAST APPEARS!!!" jcgoudy?

Hmmmmmm......So I'm meant to be looking for a weakness??? Um...Ok. ----- Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]D@mn...I need to find a weakness!...I KNOW!!![/COLOR] Mazek: :smirk: [B]You know, huh? What do you know?[/B] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]Wut the hell!? He can read my thoughts!?[/COLOR] Mazek: [B]Yes...Didn't you know? THATS how I knew how to dodge your attacks...I knew exactly what you were going to do and how to avoid it! And I can tell what your little plan is too. It won't work.[/B] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]Oh yeah? What IS my plan!?[/COLOR] Mazek: [B]You're going to try being nice to me, instead of fighting, and you think that you being all nice will get me screaming because I'm evil![/B] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]Well don't blame me...It was Gokus idea![/COLOR] Mazek: [B]Whats a Goooookuuuu?[/B] ----- I couldn't resist it! :D

I know I'm not meant to say who I voted for, but Mystical Pan really wanted to be voted off so I voted for her. :D

It did. ;)

Erm...This is probably part-spam, part-info, so I don't mind if a mod closes it, because I don't really need anyone to reply. The point of this topic is: Anyone thats on my MSN messenger contact list will have to add me to their AIM or Yahoo contact list instead, becuase my MSN is screwed and it won't let me on. Just so you know why I haven't been going on it anymore. :D ;)

errrrrrrrmmmmmmm.............i dunno what to say..........

Mazek: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Dbzman: :eek: [COLOR=blue]*Gack* There goes Yamcha! Now I only have Gohans, Tiens and Vegetas air left!!! This isn't good![/COLOR] [COLOR=teal]Instant Transmission[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Appears behind Mazek, but Mazek swings round and smashes him into a wall[/COLOR] Dbzman: :mad: [COLOR=teal]Instant Transmission[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Appears right infront of Mazek and kicks him/it in the face[/COLOR] Dbzman: :devil:...:eek: [COLOR=blue]Finds that his leg is in the giant serpents MOUTH![/COLOR] Dbzman: :eek: :eek: [COLOR=orange]Shoots a few blasts, but Mazek lets go of his leg and dodges them easily[/COLOR] Mazek: HA!!! Dbzman: *[COLOR=blue]Gulp[/COLOR]* [COLOR=teal]I'T'[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]WHAM!!! Dbzman goes smashing right into another wall!!![/COLOR] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]Uh oh...Only Vegetas air left!!! I gotta get this guy somehow!!! Well...At least this will be a good bit of training...Although it won't matter if this guy beats the sh*t outta me! *Gack* Arg! I'm wasting precious air![/COLOR] Note: Dbzman is thinking all this (I couldn't be bothered to say "Thinking!!!") [COLOR=red]Dbzman charges up to SSJ4 and gets ready to use a mssive Kame-Hame-Ha[/COLOR] Dbzman: :smirk: [COLOR=blue]If I sent all the power into the Kame-Hame-Ha Wave outwards, it will fill up the whole cave, so it will either hit this thing and kill it, or it will run off into a corner and I'll have it just where I want it! And also-*Gaaaaaaaack* *Gasp* *Cough* Arrgh! I ran out of AIR![/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Quickly fires the Kame-Hame-Ha, and it goes through the whole cave, but when the light settles, Dbzman finds that Mazek has wrapped itself around him!!![/COLOR] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]*EEK*[/COLOR] Mazek: [B]FOOL...YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD A CHANCE, DIDN'T YOU?[/B] Dbzman: *[COLOR=red]Nods head, and grabs his throat[/COLOR]* Mazek: [B]Heh heh heh...It's so delightful to watch you squirm![/B] Dbzman: *[COLOR=blue]COUGH COUGH GACK ARRGH[/COLOR]* Mazek: [B]Ha ha ha...Huh?[/B] [COLOR=red]Finds that Dbzman has formed a large pole out of Ki energy and stabbed it into his side [/COLOR] Dbzman: Ahahahahahaha *GAAAAAAAAAACK* [COLOR=red]I'T'!!![/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Back in the waterfall[/COLOR] Raiha: Back so soon? Dbzman: *Cough cough* Don't count on it, I'm going back down there as soon as all of my little friends get their air back! Raiha: Oh really? [COLOR=red]Pushes him in![/COLOR] Dbzman: Gahhh!! [COLOR=blue]Oh well...I suppose they're all on half of their air now...[/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]Finds the 7-Pointed star and pops back into the heavy liquid[/COLOR] Mazek: [B]Ahhhh.......So you returned eh?[/B] Dbzman: :flaming: [COLOR=orange]Distructo Disk!!![/COLOR] [COLOR=red]Cuts Mazeks head off[/COLOR] Dbzman: Ha ha ha ha *Cough cough* [COLOR=red]Suddenly, Mazeks head attaches itself back onto its body![/COLOR] Dbzman: [COLOR=blue]You just don't give up, do you!?[/COLOR]

D@mn...All this time I thought Mystic Gohan was about 3/4 as powerful as SSJ3 Gokou! :o I desperately need to find a site with a good review of Gohan in Mystic! :D