Guest Joey Killer Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I'm a writer. Most of my stuff is filled to the brink with curse words and gore. But it's amusing all the same. Though... it does annoy several of those who read it... over, and over, and over, and over, and over... *trails on* Oh, but today, my first one will be nice (as in cuss-word-free) to the best of my ability. I call it: The Words That Go Through Seto's Head. [size=1][B][u]The Words That Go Through Seto's Head[/B][/u]: Curses, Joey! CURSES!!! I'll get you-- No wait: KILL you if it's the last thing I do. I'm gonna rip out your jugular and use it to paint my dog's doghouse! Then I'm gonna prod your mangled body with an icepick and let all your fluids drain out in a pool of crimson gunk. Then, I'm gonna tear you apart limb by limb and throw your severed body parts into the ocean for the sharks to eat. And then, oh Joey, your gonna love this... You'll end up being a pile of shark crap while I sit having tea and crumpets laughing at your demise. HAHAHAHAHA! Ya get that?! You're gonna be a shark turd! Ah-hahahahahaa.. ha.... Oh, and if you're not dead by then I'm gonna sic my evil little brother on you. Beware, he's not afraid to bite.[/size] Okay, will you please review it? Like, give me a score or something? And trust me, there will be more. Dun, dun... DUNNNN!! -Tina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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