Pawn114 Posted July 3, 2004 Posted July 3, 2004 Having honored the ogre, the two (Dane, and DragonWarrior) begin the quest to make pancakes...
Dragon Warrior Posted July 4, 2004 Posted July 4, 2004 ... out of happy civilians. In the opinion of the awesome superhero Spida-Dude, this was bad! So the web-swinger-guy-like-thing-hero flew from his hideout and...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 4, 2004 Author Posted July 4, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']... out of happy civilians. In the opinion of the awesome superhero Spida-Dude, this was bad! So the web-swinger-guy-like-thing-hero flew from his hideout and...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Fell into the pancake batter. The pancake batter held a worm hole to another dimension where tehre was a princess in a rice cake castle.[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted July 4, 2004 Posted July 4, 2004 Spida-Dude got married to her and years later got an unsexy divorce. But back in present time, Dane and DW were making the pancakes when a Genie appeared out of the mixture!
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 4, 2004 Author Posted July 4, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']Spida-Dude got married to her and years later got an unsexy divorce. But back in present time, Dane and DW were making the pancakes when a Genie appeared out of the mixture![/quote] [color=darkviolet]after whiping the pancake batter off of her shiny pants. The genie said. Okay, whoever woke me up I'll give you three wishes, but they'd better be good ones or I'll...[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 ... huff and I'll puff for no reason at all and I'll eat your pancake batter, then you too!" This shocked Dane, so he carefully...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 10, 2004 Author Posted July 10, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']... huff and I'll puff for no reason at all and I'll eat your pancake batter, then you too!" This shocked Dane, so he carefully...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Picked up the genie, wiped her off, then tried to think of what he wanted to wish for. however, at the precise moment he was going to make his wish...[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted July 10, 2004 Posted July 10, 2004 ... a baby ogre popped in wearing a pink diaper. Dragon Warrior immediately jumped into combat with it. An RPG based system began. [b]Attack[/b] < Defend Item Spell Run
Pawn114 Posted July 11, 2004 Posted July 11, 2004 Continuing the rpg style battle, the different attacks: >Uber Sexy Strike >Sexybeam [B]>Girlish Giggle[/B] Having selected the girlish giggle command... which gave the following status abnormalities:
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 11, 2004 Author Posted July 11, 2004 [quote name='Pawn114']Having selected the girlish giggle command... which gave the following status abnormalities:[/quote] [color=darkviolet]*[b]Unsexiness[/b] :devil: *Bloating *And a really bad dye job. finding that he had lost his sexiness, Dragon Warrior immediately...[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... forfeited the fight and regained his sexiness by hanging out with beautiful womenses. As for Dane...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 well, Dane wished for a million dollars and was crushed under the weight of a million loonies (that's Canadian for all you non-canucks out there). DW immediately cried out...
Baron Samedi Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 My god! The horror, the pain, hey wait, is that a
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... toilet paper roll?" With that, Dragon Warrior ran off with the moto-er... object. Dane was trapped in the madness of loonies. He had only one escape tactic! He had to...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 dress in his mother's sequin dress and do the macarena! As he did, the mountain of loonies magically turned into...
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... jello, which caused Bill Cosby to pop out and start talking about jell-o and his book "Fatherhood." Dane screamed and escaped to the strip club where he found Dragon Warrior with his toilet paper roll and hott womenses. "Dragon Warrior!" squealed Dane, "We have to...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 kill Bill Cosby! What happened to our magic Summon Sphere for George Carlin??!! What did you do with it?" Dragon Warrior winked several hundred times, and finally reached into his pants and pulled out...
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... a cigarette lighter with a NEKKED WOMAN on it. "Yes, that's very nice, but it doesn't answer my question," Dane protested. That's when one of the hott womenses took off their face (yes, their face) revealing themselves as Bill Cosby. Dane immediately...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 took of hat, which had appeared out of nowhere, to reveal a loonie that had embedded itself into his head. Dane promptly fell dead. DW screamed...
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... but then laughed because Dane's hand landed accidently on his privates when he fell to the ground. In fact, everyone laughed at the newly rotting corpse. Silly Dane. BUT THERE WAS NO TIME TO LOSE! Dragon Warrior leapt off the top of the Empire State Building, pulled his parachute string, and...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 like all great cartoons, and not so great ones, a variety of picnic materials came flying out. In a moment of sheer madness, DW grabbed hold of a whole chicken that was coming out of the parachute pack and...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 12, 2004 Author Posted July 12, 2004 [color=darkviolet]Reached into his magical bag of bottomlessness and pulled out Chibi Horsewoman (Hey, if [i]you[/i] can insert yourself, so can I!). Dane immediately fainted which caused Dragon Warrior to...[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 ... wonder why the hell Dane was still alive. No sooner had he thought this that...
Balmon Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 he again reconsidered the fact that Dane had died only moments earlier. DW quickly reverse nelsoned Chibi, who landed face first at the entrance to the Empire State Building. DW laughed and said...
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