Dragon Warrior Posted December 9, 2001 Posted December 9, 2001 Now, i've done this before, but last time, people spammed it up or messed around with it by saying the bad guy messed his pants or somethin'. No more of that. Rules: 1 sentence per post; no double posting; no spamming; no messing pants or crap like that. Plus, make it funny cause it's a comedy. STORY: Sheriff Gavin entered the saloon and ordered an orange soda.
liamc2 Posted December 9, 2001 Posted December 9, 2001 The bar tender hands the sheriff a 'orange soda,' but it really is detergent.
Dragon Warrior Posted December 9, 2001 Author Posted December 9, 2001 Gavin takes a drink but spits it out and yells, "This taste like detergant!"
liamc2 Posted December 9, 2001 Posted December 9, 2001 The bartender hands him another drink, but he accidentally mixed up the soda with orange bench polish.
Ryan Posted December 9, 2001 Posted December 9, 2001 [color=indigo][size=3] Gavin yells, "What is this crap?!"[/color][/size]
Guest Zero Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Bartender Well sorry, hand him another drink which is a flat orange soda.
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Akira:Everyone freeze! This is a stick up!
Dragon Warrior Posted December 10, 2001 Author Posted December 10, 2001 Gavin turns to see the scourage of the 7 deserts: 1 eye Akira even if he still has 2 eyes.
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Akira:Right, give me all your money and orange soda!
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Woody enters, and accidently trip over the chair and pushes Akira on the floor.
Darkness Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Akira then backhands woody, and woody starts to cry.
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 :bawl: :bawl: Woody cried and attacks Akira fearlessly and pushes him to the wall.
liamc2 Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 The batender stands holding a real orange fizz drink.
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Akira wakes up. Akira:How come I always get knocked out?*rubs head*
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Posted December 10, 2001 Woody looks nervous:worried:, accident do happen (woody whistling)
kizu Posted December 11, 2001 Posted December 11, 2001 Kizu: I did it if I get that reward, a man can do lots of stuff with $2.50.
Darkness Posted December 11, 2001 Posted December 11, 2001 darkness: Yeah! With $2.50, you can get two one minute phone calls. Some random guy in the background: And only five minutes after that!!!!
woody Posted December 11, 2001 Posted December 11, 2001 Woody (:therock: ) puzzled, huh, Can I have a coke?
cletus Posted December 12, 2001 Posted December 12, 2001 A mysterious man comes walking in, he smells strongly of liqour and stumbles around the bar alot
9mm Avenger Posted December 12, 2001 Posted December 12, 2001 [COLOR=firebrick]Akira wakes up. Akira:Anybody get the number of that wagon?[/color]
liamc2 Posted December 12, 2001 Posted December 12, 2001 Liam: the one right behind you! Old guy: Yessum!
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