conpiracymonki

[b] I spend every special occasion in the toilet, now, don't I? o_o[/b]

[b]OK, SG makes some sweet animations, so I thought I'd try making one...I ended up making a drawing with layers on top of layers, so SG helped me out heaps, and because of my original mistake, it kinda moves all over the place, but hey,...it's a first! [size=1]THANKS, SG[/size][/b] PS: I didn't choose the oversized-novelty file name *looks at SG*

[b]Of all people, I gotta fight myself....hmmm...toughie...who's a win? ^_^[/b]

[b]OK, introducing a one-off character,...the Pro Assassin... Oh, and this issue's idea came from Nerdsy :) [color=red]ISSUE #5![/b][/color]

[b]Garage :) Oxide & Neutrino, and So Solid Crew, I like :) *points to avvy*[/b]

[b]D'ya reckon it could be [u]T[/u]himoc? Or maybe a follower?[/b]

[b]Oh Mother of Mercy...Final Flash? Warlock? *slaps face* *goes on another holiday*[/b]

[b] Guy: Hey kiddo! [color=red]AJ: What?[/color] Guy: name... [color=red]AJ: AJ[/color] Guy: And your eh,...brother? [color=red]AJ: ...AJ[/color] Guy: Huh? [color=red]AJ: So my mum wasn't very creative when it came to names....[/color][/b]

[b]There are ships nearby? o_o Oh goody, my hand's healed :D[/b]

[b]o_o New side of Sabir? Or just a one off situation/occasion? *me ponders*[/b]

[b]The room with the lockers ;) Floor 66, I think, not sure though anyway, you can only get it in Disc 2, during the parachute down to Midgar YOU CANNOT GET IT IN DISC ONE!![/b]:D

[b]I didn't wanna double-post :D Anyway, drum-roll please..... *drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

When's the table coming -.-' ------------------------------ [b]AJ: C'mon! Let's head to the tourney! [color=red]AJ: Alright, jeeze already...[/color] [i]---------- Flying ----------[/i] AJ: So..you enterin? [color=red]AJ: Course. 'f you're in, I'm in[/color][/b] ------------------------------ Poor poor Raziel :( I never finished the game, heck, I only beat the first brother, coz then I had to give it back. Poor Raziel. It very snidey on him when he gets beaten for growing wings and evolving :(

[b]Unoriginal?! :flaming: I made that right before I posted it, yesterday, when my uncle told me what happened to him once in the park in his college days I got kinda ticked off, and made that. But I forgive you :)[/b] EDIT: Sounds like a rock band? Never thought of it like that...must edit it (the poem) then...

[b]name: AJ age: 13,..nearing 14 race: Saiya-jin bio: A pure-blooded saiya-jin, has anger fits, has a unqiue hatred for Vegetto....a mystery.... Strength: 2,500 Speed: 2,500 Defense: 1,500 Ki: 3,500 [/b]

[b]^_^ Category: RPG Team: Team Vee Ay Ay (FF7) Players: Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack[/b]

[b]That (FMV) happens before...earlier in the game, in Kalm Town, when Cloud reminis[size=1]qwgogewneg[/size]es *points to SG's post* about the Sephiroth burning down Nib'leim[/b]

[b]Hey Zero, it [i]is[/i] possible to get Vincent in Disc 1, if that's what you don't mean o_o[/b]

[b]F_F said he's bored, he's dropped out, gone, bye-bye, and all that[/b]

[b]...So Final_Flash made himself a cheese sandwich hoping...[/b]

[b][u]Because[/u] [u]I?m[/u] [u]a[/u] [u]Muslim[/u] You see my cap, And you laugh. You see my dress, And you mock. You see my beard, And you scheme. As I walk passed you, You spit in my face. I hate you for the moment. But then I forgive you. But only because my forgiveness brings me higher, and drags you lower. You?re digging your own grave. You?re six-foot under, Spade in hand, and still digging. You don?t understand me. I wipe the spit with my hand And walk on. You?re confused. I don?t get angry, or cry Like the others. I just?keep on living. You decide to confront me. New racist technique? You step in front of me, And block my path. ?You know, I only do this to you because you?re different. Because you go to mosque? What? So you expect me to drop the act, So you can pick on another thing? I decide to see how this plays. I go to another mosque, So you think I?ve stopped. ?You know, I only do this to you because you?re different. Because you wear those clothes? What? So now you expect me to slowly Lose my identity because you spit on me daily? I ignore your weak attempt At trying to convert me. Trying to make me drop the uniform. The code of honour. The pride. Yes, it?s OK for the Jewish To wear their own religious gear, And the Priests to have their Collars, But not us to have our dress? Racism. So now I?m a terrorist. Easy to target, Yet feared by the people. New excuse to walk on me. Almost believable too. Except you forget I?m not a dog. It?s not the guns, or the stereotypical Mullah You fear and hate. Not the cap, turban, beard, or covering. It?s the fact I?m a Muslim.[/b] [i]I?ll stop stomping on your daisies When you get out of my garden[/i]

[b]Hehe, I liked these Dudes & Jerry stories,... anymore new ones? :D[/b]

[b]OK,..we have this witchy form-teacher from the 40s who doesn't die, and has all these proverbs which wanna make you puke and commit suicide. Anyway, being the last week of school, and having us get very good results, as a form in the Mock SATs all through last week... anyway, being the last week of school she decided to let us go swimming on friday. Anyway, so there we are, about 25 of us, on the Bus 22, at 1.30PM, wearin anything, ranging from the school blazers, to mix-and-matches, to full out chillin-clothes, with our Form Tutor, the haegtessen, and the Head of Year. Yes, the one with the Scwartzenneger smirk. Anyway, we arrive at the bus station, and we get out, and have to climb a steep hill with stairs going up, for about 10 minutes. We run up, but the crow-lady practically dies. (Normally I'd help, but she's...her. An evil crow, and we'd do anything for her to suffer) So we make it, and wait. And wait. And then she gets up, along with help from Shwartz-head. She then tells us she has asthma, like we should have known, and it was our fault we were eager to go. Yep, she's having another go at us, because she's ill and red-faced, and having trouble breathing. [i]'Empty kettles Make the Most Noise'[/i] The heck's that supposed to mean?! We arrive at 'Grand Central'. We walk past the shops, the MegaBowl, the Cinema, the Arcade, and we head to the Baths. Everyone pays, apart from me, another guy, the evil one, her husband (who made his own way here), and the Year Head. I pay, and go, the other guy pays, and refunds, saying the water's too cold (he never went anywhere near it, so how'd he know?) Form Teacher & Co. wait to watch us with their beady eyes from the thing above. Kinda like Gladiator. So I go down the steps, into the lockers, and changing rooms. I get lost, and it takes me a few minutes to find out where my friends are at. We all get changed and run into the pool. We play-fight, play, and then we alternate between pool, and slide about 50 times. My diabetic friend comes in too. (He made his way from his hospital check-up) We get back in, and get battered senseless by each others, and a few cramp-ups and muscle-stretches. Half 3, and we're supposed to be outta the pool. We (really) do not make eye contact with the eagle-eyed witch and her husband above (Year Head left). Making eye contact results in a signalling of 'Out of the pool, now!' We all get rounded up by the life-gaurds and sent to the lockers. We sneak round, and get to the slides, and we hide below the covering. Teacher spots one of us, and we all walk back down, with a few 'why didn't you guys come down? Now we're all in trouble'. We head for the lockers, and run around and hide in different shower room, and shower places. Teacher gets the PA announcerto call our names, and get us out. We run around all over the place, getting chased by lifeguards, and stuff. We run back to the lockers, get our stuff, and hide into the changing rooms. We come out all changed, and when the Book of proverbs arrives, we say it wasn't us. We spray some aftershave about, and when she coughs to death, we split. We go look around the Cinema, MegaBowl, and the arcade. teacher gives up on us and leaves. We go to a Kebabhouse, and eat :) We buy donnas (aka Doners) and share with each other. I buy 2 bottles and a few paper-cups, and we split drink too. By now, it's 4.45, and we all get ready to split up. We get into parties, and someone says something about the Breaking of the Fellowship of the Ring. 3 go to Manchester town central, to clothes shops and take the 50. 2 take the 196 and leave for Falowfield/Longsight. 3 take the 22, to return to school where they'll be picked up by parents. 2 go to take the Local train to heck knows where and Longsight. 4 stay at one of the McDonald's shops. 4 of us head for the bus station to catch the 192, to Longsight(other side) and Levenshulme. We then realise that one of us is by himself, and he's never took a bus by himself, so we put him into our party, and head down the long hill. We run down, and I go straight into a parked car and over the edge. We have a good look around and realise we now need to take the 197, which takes a longer path than the 192, but gets the other guys home too. 4.55, and the bus arrives, and we go past many unknown places, thug areas, and past school. Right outside school, I luckily notice my Dad. Who had forgot I was to go swimming, and had waited at school for me. The bus would've took me home too, but hey, my dad was there. So I got off at the stop, and ran to the car. And I went home and read LOTR, before I drifted off to sleep. I had a nice day altogether, you? :D[/b]

[b]Ed & Rich are funny, Baldric & Blackadder, and 3b & Mallet :)[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B]jenova was not created, jenova fell from the sky 2000 years before the game's time, it fell and was put into a geological spectrum by the cetra, it came to the cetra and appeared to them as a friend, helping them build their colonisation, but then when the cetra refused to help jenova take over the world, jenova cast a plague on the cetra wiping out almost the whole population, those that stopped it could not kill it, but put it into a geological spectrum, it laid dorment for 2000 years until professor gast unearthed it, studying it, jenova was reawakened by sephiroth.... thats all for jenova, WEAPON did not try to destroy jenova, WEAPON comes when the planet is in need of help, which it was when sephiroth cast meteor and because the planet was deprived of life energy, which was sucked by the mako reactors.... [/B][/QUOTE] [b]I play game again, and I notice something...it says Jenova [i]is[/i] a Cetra......is this true? Or does it get cleared out later in the gae, like the Zack-Cloud-Life Story lie?[/b]