conpiracymonki

[b]I have a bag of insults :devil: ranging from: Your Mum's so Fat, to Your Mum's so Stupid. And from: Your Mum's so Ugly, to Your Mum's so Poor. I have, like, twenty of each category...although I can only tell you about 7 or so, of each, off the top of my head... Hmmm,...better start practisin a bit more..[/b]

[b]Then make [u]me[/u] stronger than [u]ye[/u]! Hehe,...like that'll work...anyways, Warlock, I've been thinking up a technique, and U wanted to ask ya a questio 'bout it...AIM me if I'm ever online ;)[/b]

Hehe,...[i]Sephy[/i]'s girlfriend's Guru! :p j/k [b] [color=crimson]Raiha: Really? Thanks![/color] [color=deeppink]Claire: No problem..[/color] *She makes a line with her finger on her arm, and, without even touching her hand, a line slits her skin. Blood drips down* [color=blue]AJ: Uh,...hello..!?[/color] [color=deeppink]Claire: Sorry..[/color] *She turns around and faces AJ. She puts her left hand on AJ's head, while Raiha fiddles around with Claires right hand* [COLOR=blue]AJ: [/color]*blue aura*[color=blue]Cool![/COLOR] [COLOR=deeppink]Claire: You're done![/COLOR] [u]Stats[/u] Strength: 16 000 -> 25 000 Speed: 19 000 -> 28 000 Dexterity: 19 000 -> 28 000 Spirit: 14 000 -> 23 000 Ki: 17 000 -> 27 000[/b]

[b]****--------------------**** AJ: Focus all your energy into one hand... Raiha: Huh? AJ: Like so...*His right hand begins to glow* Raiha: *does same but with a few grunts* AJ: Now, close your eyes, and imagine it's putty...you can mold it into whatever shape you want *makes ball* Raiha: It's hard.. AJ: Yes,...very stiff putty, but remember,..only putty *ball gets bigger* Raiha: OK.. AJ: Now try to shape it into a ball, without touching it.. Raiha: Huh? AJ: Use your mind.. Raiha: *strains for a long time* I think I got it.. AJ: Good,..now try lightly bouncing the ball just on your hand.. AJ: But make sure it doesn't hit anything too hard,...the slightest upset could set it off..it's basically a bomb.. Raiha: OK...*manages to bounce it softly a couple of times, effortlessly* AJ: Right, now try throwing it about 2 inches above your hand, and try to keep it there, in the same position.. Raiha: I don't understand AJ: *shows her* Make it hover an odd inch or two above your hand Raiha: Now what? AJ: Now you need time. Try to convert as much of your life energy into the ball as you can... *shows her* Raiha: This...is..very,...difficult.. *finally does it* AJ: Remember, this is only a last resort, so be careful, because it will totally wipe you out, unless of course you've mastered it Raiha: Are you hinting that you've mastered this? AJ: Mastered it? I invented it! Anyway,...if you now look up, you'll see that the ball has become atleast 40x its original size.. *Raiha looks up* :eek: AJ: Right now, if you need more juice, try to call the planet...now this bit was pretty hard for me, but shouldn't really be a problem for you since your- Raiha: ..laporin AJ: Now, this bit requires both hands. Try to speak to the ball with your hands. Almost like your own language. This [i]'language'[/i] is different for everybody... Raiha: *grunts* AJ: NO! You're speaking with your mind, not with your hands. Try to feel the ball.. Raiha: *the ball slowly gets bigger and starts to move* Raiha: Why is it so..*grunt* slow? AJ: The bigger the ball, the slower it moves, but with practice, you should be able to get it upto speed ;) AJ: A few notes: Never use unless there is almost no chance of winning, Try to find the right combination between power and speed (of the ball), [u]Never[/u] use if someone is nearby, Never use against anybody that is resistant to the technique, like me, Never use on anybody that is both 5x stronger than you, [u]and[/u] has an absorbtion move, Never use on anybody 8x, or more, stronger than you, because they don't need to absorb it to avoid minor injuries, even, Make sure you have time to do it, Never drop the ball... Raiha: What'll happen if I drop the ball? *AJ looks around* *Remembers that they are in a barren desert* AJ: Or else this'll happen.. [i]He moves his bigger ball next to Raiha's. It begins to spin around it until slowly and slowly, Raiha's mixes into his, leaving only one ball behind. Then the ball is slwoly 'thrown' upwards, and then comes hurtling down[/i] Raiha: ARGH! *she goes flying backwards* *The barren desert becomes even more ..uh,..desertier..* [i]tbc...[/i] ****--------------------****[/b] Bwahaha! Happy now, Raiha?

[b]I have three theories: (a) Maybe it's just supposed to be like that. Like the fact that SSJ4 has no definite eye colour, right? (correct me if I'm wrong Altron, Transtic, Safer) Like uh, SSJ4 Vegeta,...he doesn't have the same eye colour as SSJ4 Goku, or Gogeta,...right? Meh.. (b) SSJ4 looks w[i]aaaaa[/i]y too similar to SSJ4 Goku to a dubbie like me,..maybe they did the hair different so that there is a definite difference between em in looks? :confused: (c) They ran out of black ink on the drawings board :p[/b]

[b]Where is Target's in the UK? (preferably in Manchester) Argh! I am s[i]oooooo[/i] lookin at Safer and Voodoo now... I wanna get Tactics and Chronicles (and mebbe Anthology)...[/b]

[b] [color=blue]AJ: ...Freeza..?[/color] [color=deeppink]Sabir: ....[/color] [color=green]Sephiroth: And...Coola?[/color] [color=red]Craig: Hell,..we are in deep sh*t[/color] [color=blue]AJ: There goes the neighbourhood...[/color] [color=purple]Cube: You still don't get it, do you? I won't even need to lift a finger to defeat you all...I have my brothers, and my father, of course..[/color] [color=indigo]Freeza: :devil: [/color] [color=green]Sephiroth: King..Cold? Impossible![/color] *The dust settles totally, revealing the image of three almost-identical creatures hovering inches above the ground...* [color=green]Sephiroth: This is even worse than I thought...[/color] [color=deeppink]Sabir: So where's this King?[/color] *He hovers down, arms folded* [COLOR=royalblue]King C: Right here, my beauty, right here...[/color] [color=green]Sephiroth: (thought: King Cold looks different than from the stories..maybe he has,...moved up a stage? Evolved?)[/color] [color=deeppink]Sabir: Beauty? You pig![/color] *charges at King Cold, but is deflected away with one hand* [color=royalblue]King C: My,..what a feisty group they are...[/color] [COLOR=darkblue]Coola: This is boring me,..let's get down to business...[/color] [u]Stats[/u] Strength: 13 000 -> 16 000 Speed: 16 000 -> 19 000 Dexterity: 16 000 -> 19 000 Spirit: 11 000 -> 14 000 Ki: 15 000 -> 17 000 [/b] [b][color=red]Had to make it a lil more interesting ;) :D[/b][/color]

[b]I will gladly give my soul if it makes me stronger than Connor in Aestus' Tourney :) Otherwise, yard yeself :p[/b]

[b]Uh,..Raiha, you have learnt the Final Destination! It's just that I'm busy right now,...so I don't have time to post up how I taught you blah blah blah....let's just say you learnt it ;)[/b]

[b]K,..I've changed my sig...A new useless fact everday... (Yes,..I shall [u]now[/u] disappear Safer ;) :p)[/b]

[b]Notice how I left up Hikari Aku up there,...it's the same strength as the Areno Nobara,...it's just that the Hikari Aku just isn't one of my 'limit' moves...if you want, I'll let ya have it,...instead of the Areno, that is..[/b]

[b]Anyways, being the underworlders they are,...I have noticed that gambling and drinking have become legal in this Board, now that the truth has been publicised, if you will...[/b]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pikeon [/i] [B] Isnt that what ur avatar is?? [/B][/QUOTE] [b]Yes, yes that is him/I... I was originally in Otaku v2, called AJ2K1 aka MegaSaiyanBrolly...(yes, lawng name, lawng time) anyways,... the MegaSaiyanBrolly hath Returneth...[/b]

[b]Lesson of the Day: [u]Never[/u] uncover the truth,...for it shal always backfire..O.o[/b]

[b] Sabir: Huh? This is what the other realm looks like? Doesn't look as traditional as it looks modern... AJ: Sabir! Sabir: Hey,...I guess you think I was... AJ: Nah, King Yemma told me what you did,...pretty bold decision.. Sabir: Thanks, anyways, why are you all the way over there? AJ: *runs back* I was gonna take the higher plane to the Grand Kai's domain Sabir: Grand Kai? You were given permission? AJ: Yup! I guess you probly will as well! *King Yemma closes big book* KY: You too, have permission to take the Higher Plane and take part in the Afterlife Tournament.. Sabir: Afterlife Tournament? Hmmm...I was planning on meeting a few friends, and North Kai,...Just give me a minute to decide... AJ: Time's up! Where'd ya wanna go? Sabir: We'll go..... [/b] [color=red]You choose...[/color] [b][u]Stats[/u] Strength: 12 000 -> 13 000 Speed: 15 000 -> 16 000 Dexterity: 15 000 -> 16 000 Spirit: 10 000 -> 11 000 Ki: 13 000 -> 15 000[/b]

[b]Ah,...damn,...PLEASE! I urge you to choose another MOVE! I have Trademarks! Please! It took me one Altron Gundam, one Transtic Nerve, a Japanese/English Dictionary Site, an awful lotta patience, and a damn lotta time to do that move! I'll let ya choose from any one of the following: Moves- [u]Ki:[/u] Pure Evil (little damage, used to escape) no colour beam Masenko Bomb blue blast Super-Masenko white with flames beam/blast Kamehameha white beam/wave ?Final? (Chou) Kamehameha blue wave Final Destination (large, controlled Spirit Bomb) blue/white bomb Hidden Dagger (last resort) unknown suicidal Hikari Aku gold/white and spear shaped beam [u]Elemental:[/u] Cold Fire (fire/ice) orange Holy Darkness (light/dark) black Light of Death (wind/shadow) grey Burning Water (water/fire) blue [u]Invisibility:[/u] ShadowNinja (very tiring, invisible) GridLock (finds invisible people) [u]Enhances:[/u] Psycho! (kaio-ken) red glow [u]Fusion/Split:[/u] United Hearts (fusion) Phantom Brothers (tri-form) split into 3, power level shared [u]Misc:[/u] Instant Transmission Spilt second power-up That has to be the best offer I can give! Please choose one of those instead, plz![/b]

[b]My one varies from time to time...it can contain stupid quotes, interestin quotes, silly facts, life stories, poems, stupid accounts, etc.... You [i]do[/i] know who Brolly is,...right?[/b]

[b]My favourite book was 'Green Eggs an Ham'....I hope you mean the 'Cat in a Hat' Seuss....[/b]

[b]Seeing Adam post in one of my threads,..has made me pee my pants,..I am now officially gone... *runs off to escape the evil minions*[/b]

[b]Throws garlic at BabyGirl, and pulls the cross out on Treble! BEGONE DARK ANGELS! [/b] [QUOTE] [b]SSJ2Warlock: So, shall I call upon the army of the underworld to destroy you?[/b] Afnanno: preferably not [b]SSJ2Warlock: Well, I am the devil and everything, so I guess I shouldn't listen to you...[/b][/QUOTE] [QUOTE] JAveryRLZ: ASKIN' THE DEVIL FOR PERMISSION TO HURT ME, EH? [b]SSJ2Warlock: I don't have to ask the devil... SSJ2Warlock: FOR I AM THE DEVIL!!! [/b] [/QUOTE] [b]God help us all...[/b]

[b]This means that: Safer, Final Flash, Cera, and Treble are also possible underworlders...[COLOR=red]BE WARNED[/COLOR][/b]

[b]More proof! This time a quote off me and the Devil-follower, Warlock...[/b] [QUOTE] [b]SSJ2Warlock: Isn't it true that it says under your avatar that you live in Hell?[/b] Afnanno: yes Afnanno: that's how I got the scoop [b]SSJ2Warlock: Aha![/b] Afnanno: I live there Afnanno: just a doomed soul [b]SSJ2Warlock: So, you admit you [u]too[/u] are a demon![/b] Afnanno: but you on th other hand.... Afnanno: nope [b]SSJ2Warlock: Without a soul, you are [u]too[/u] a demon![/b] Afnanno: no Afnanno: I just failed the Final Test Afnanno: My Judgement Day has passed END TALK[/QUOTE] [b]Isn't it just like a Demon/Demon Follower to show the fault in others, and to blame others for his own, and his masters' mistakes...?[/b]

[b]The ultimate proof,..straight from the proverbial donkeys' mouths... :-p[/b]

[b]And after I told Adam that I had exposed him for the devil that he was, Otaku mysteriously went down,...waiting for me to go offline,..so as James could reach 667, and foil the truth...O.o;[/b] [b]And HBomb admits he might be one of them...and Warlock admits he has been chosen by the devils, but denies all allegations that he is one... BabyGirl also acts srangely when questionsed,..asnwering with 'Ah's, and 'I see's... The truth will out![/b]

[b]I just noticed that James has 666 posts... I tried to warn Adam of James' evil... but Adam didn't listen and called me a 'dawg' So,...the matter at hand...Did Adam and James trade their souls to the Devil in return for fame, and a hit Site and Board? All is not well...[/b] [QUOTE] Adam: Hey James, let's do something that'll make us famous! [b]James: Like whut, Adam?[/b] Adam: Dunno,..looky here! An unexpected visit from his AntiChristessness! [b]James: Hey Mr. Devil, my Man...[/b] [COLOR=red]Devil: So...you wanna be famous,...how about an anime SDite, and an anime Board? ...but at what cost..?[/COLOR] [b]James: How about our souls?[/b] [COLOR=red]Devil: Agreed[/COLOR] THE END[/QUOTE]