FartMaster745

I think this topic goes in hand with men sizes, their penus. Just as women talk about small and large penuses, guys talk about small and large breasts. You guys know how parents buys a daughter a car once she finished high school? Well my friends told me that more and more of those parents are give girls breast in-plants instead of cars. I don't know if its true, just something to think about. Oh breasts. To me, as long as their healthy and natural, I'm good. I'm straight and all but for some reason fake breasts are a real turn off for me. The fact that a women would go through pain to make people, or her man, more attracted to her is kinda wierd. Fake breasts aren't as soft. Feels funny. Some barely bounce. So yes, I don't like fake breasts but I don't dislike a girl if she has them. If bigger breast makes a women more confident just as bigger penuses for guys, then go for it. My feelings are the same for small breasts vs. not small breasts and fake breasts vs. natural breasts.

Did anyone see the episode of Made where this anime+ cow lover became a pageant girl? She turned out to be real, and I mean really pretty. Too bad the guy she liked played her, he was a dimbo. If I was to be made into anything, I would be a basketball player(a good one).. not NBA style, but And 1. Only because I live in a pretty poor place and the best kind of respect you can get around here is the one where you're recognized as a good basketball, football player, capoeira, and breaker(any sport or similar that people play around here). I got most of my repect from my intelligence, but you know... its not enough. I would go for breakdancing and housing but, I'd rather keep that to myself(learn by myself). Thats the kind of stuff I would like to use to surprise everyone. I'm learning to play basketball better as we speak... my jump improved about an inch, I can now keep trakc of the ball and not lose it as much, and I thinkI grew about 3/4 an inch since last year. Just give me a camera and I'll be on my own personal Made episode... so far 4 months have pasted I wonder how much tapes that would require. If you could be made into anything, what would you be made into?

[SIZE=1]The difference between the [i]Hulk[/i] and [i]Hellboy[/i] movie. The Hulk was long and boring, with a few good action scences. Hellboy was long, funny at times, with good action from the very beginning. What do they have in common? Some of the worse endings I've ever seen. For the Hulk, you are [b]waiting[/b] for it to end. For Hellboy you [b]expect[/b] more in the end. So heres a tip when you go watch a movie next time. Have low expectations, but sometimes thats not enough. So have low expectations and have a plan on how to sneak into the next room to watch something else. Its still a good movie to waste 10 bucks on.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Hey QA, almost every face wash chemical like thingy does that. It clean and clears your pores, so there no surprise that a few small once show up, but if you keep using it, small ones will just keep coming. They bring them to the surface and the next time you use the face wash thing, it works its way to get rid of it. But once you stop using it, it all goes away, hidden within your skin. These cleaners just brings them up, the important thing is that you leave these small social disaster things alone, or else. Thats what I believe. I wouldn't be surprised if these face cleaning companies did acutally put something that makes your face worse.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]I don't play games much, but I do have time to kill, so my opinion in based on the only 5 games I have lol The worst game I've played was [i]Star Wars: The Clone Wars[/i] The least enjoyable I've played was GTA: Vice City(only because I just beat GTA:III, the two games seems so similar I just got bored) My fav game has to be, well I have 2 for now: Halo(2) and SP: Pandora Tomorrow. I just love multiplayer games.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]You know what stinks? Its when you type out this really lost post then by accident you double click in this here replies typing-area-box and ther browser sendsme me to some random place and wehn you press back, the prely has dissapeared. I think in the future, Children will become smater than most adults today, though most children are already smater than their parents today. I think that one day, in the far future, everyone will look hispantic. For this reason. If you look at the settlers in the islands down by Puerto Rico and look at their history, you'll notice that the natives where orginally Asians. Then Spanish settlers came along and eventually mated. Then white settlers came over and they joined the party. Then we have the slaves. Since travel on Earth is always improving, in speed and distance wise, not eviormentally, more people will have access to other parts of the world and eventually everyone will be so mixed that they will never be able to chose and differeniate which race they are like we do today. So i think the end result of all the different races mixed together would give us a hispanic look. In the far, far future, I think people will start to look the liek the stereotype alien. The green(not neccesarilly green), big headed, big eyed aliens. Us people are visual animals, we get most of our information of the area around us by sight. That explains they big eyes. The big head is for our never ending quest for knowledge. It grows as we learn. Then we have technology....- I think I'll stop here, its 12 in the morning and I'm just too tired from doing all of those "Dips" that Heaven's Cloud taught me.[/SIZE]

[quote name='Nikorasu']Does anyone know a good alternative to sit-ups? I need to work on my abs, and sit-ups cause a pain in my back. Also, does anyone know how to improve your back?[/quote] [SIZE=1]I get some pain in my lower back, around my tail bone, mainly because of my pants. The belt area usually gets underneath all of my weight and causes pressure. The best way I can think of getting a stronger back is playing sports like football, soccer, basketball, or water polo, and also using correct form or postur when working out or just lifting heavy weights around.[/SIZE]

[size=1]Yes America is a VERY fat country. Its sad, its even sadder how people now take surgery to hide themselves. Like Micheal Jackson for instance, but I won't get into that. I've been working out for a while now, and when I say work work I mean it. But I haven't seen much results other than a whole minute cut off from the time it takes for me to rune a mile last year. I can make a mile in about 6-7 minutes. I've been doing push-ups since, well for a long time. My chest is at a decent size. Sit-ups and curls, for a very long time... a 6-pack already in view but I need it to be, well you know. I've been lifting but NOTHING happens. I just lift and lift. No burn, no nothing. I also have a big income of protiens, mainly from fishes and chicken. I weight only 120, and my goal is to gain about 25 lbs before I graduate(2 years), I don't think its possible but then my friend lost 95 lbs in 2 years! Thats a whole person. So far what have right now, all hard work, none of it comes from any of my genes. All I got right now is a 20 lb dumbell. Any good tips :P[/size]

[size=1]How did you guyz make it so that the music stuff on myotaku to not work because this is really pissing me off. I don't know wether it is a Window's error cause inside my computer itself or because of media cancellation. Ever since it was put up, everytime I visit a page with embed or some kind of video or music media on it, the window just closes. For instance I went to [b]Launch[/b].com to watch a video. As soon as it pops up it closes. I dont' know if myOtaku caused this or something else did, but I assume its because of myOtaku because of chain of events that has been happening. 1) visit myOtaku 2) read anouncemnt about music 3) never saw another video or hear music through a web page ever since.[/size]

[size=1]Jea, I'm trying too see what I can and can't do on myOtaku. ""You're not using IE!""-- jea that thing, I viewed the layout with Netscape an noticed it didn't come out right(I'm trying ot make a layout that is compatable for any resolution and browser). Right now I'm working in a layout that puts like up like a "myOtaku" banner across the top and stuff like that, to keep the myOtaku-ness in the myOtaku sites. Making these layouts are kind hard considering everything is done inside the introduction, which forces me to use stylesheets. The most difficult and annoying things are those option things in the middle of the screen, it just gets in the way. MrSonic: Your resolution is something like how many pixels run across and up/down your screen. The more the pixles = the better the graphics = the slower your computer runs. Now and days the 1024x768 resolution doesn't really slwo down the computers like the really old ones. Its doesn't mean you need a bigger moniter. BTW, thanks for the comments[/size]

[size=1]I made those myself... I make the text images, but I edit all other pics. Most of the scripting and HTML is done by me.[/size]

[size=1]I think this qualifies as a Design in the "Otaku Art & Design" part of the forum title(not sure about the Otaku part though), so I think this fits. ============================== I've make quite a few amount of layouts on myOtaku. I just thought I'd share them with you OBers and see if my designs work on other computers as well... Both sites are best viewed with IE and a screen resolution of 1024x768... [URL=http://www.myotaku.com/users/shiroikarasu/]LayOut #1[/URL] .//---> This is a simple relaxed layout. I think the background music really sets the mood for the layouts I make. [URL=http://www.myotaku.com/users/nightbeck/]Layout #2[/URL] .//---> Heh, this is by far the most complicated HTML thing I've made. Its based on the FF character Yuna, and it even has the music from the commercial for FFX-2. Please rate, comment, make a random statement j/k ^_^[/size]

hmmm.. why not?

[size=1]Jea, I pretty much agree with everyone else here. Not everyone can or will be a vegetarian. Someone or something must be at the top of the food chain. I continue to eat meat. I need meat. I love meat. I keep it in my fridge. I eat it for lunch and dinner. I don't know much about Peta, I've only seen this video. I just think its kinda wrong how they mass produce chicken and not let them have a second of happyness, but hey. We're smart, they're dumb. They had their chance to take over the world thousands of years ago, they were to stupid.[/size]

[size=1]My brother showed me this video on [URL=http://www.petatv.com]PetaTv[/URL]. I never thought that things would go this extreme for animals. I just thought our meat, milk, chicken, and eggs always came from a little farm somewhere in the south in America, not some factory that mass produces like they were toys. I'm so naive... Watch the video and tell me what you think of it. Heres the link. [URL=http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=mym2002]PetaTV Video Speed Choice[/URL] Oh jea, if you don't like watching animals being slaughtered, then don't watch.[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Break [/i] [B][size=1][color=CC0000] Well there you did say it. With your last post, you are condradicting your first post, or just forgetting to mention things in your first..[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]"Now [b]don't tell me[/b] that setting over 1 billion people free and sending the 3rd man into space won't change the world, our world..." I dunno, I think I left something something out. Well I can re-phrase it: "Setting over 1 billion people free and sending the 3rd man into space will change the world, our world..." That was what I meant, sorry for any misunderstandings ^_^[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Break [/i] [B][size=1][color=CC0000]How can China change our world just by sending the 3rd guy into space? I will tell you now that it won't change it. Things will still be bad....[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1]I never said that things will get better or become worse from this launch if it succeeds or fails. hmm... Well think about it. If they can send a man into space, they can send satellites. If they can send satellite then they can target any target in the world through their own GPS(Global Positioning System). They are mainly doing this to prove that they can do this on their own. This is why they didn't join NASA or any other foreign space program. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Break [/i] [B][size=1][color=CC0000]...terrorists will still terrorize each other, prisoners will still be held against their will in foreign countries and governments will continue to try to "spread peace" around the world. All this launch will do is make the world either worse or exactly the same, with the internationalisation of everything becoming ever imminent. But whatever..[/size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Sure there will still be terrorism. Terrorism can't be avoided. China is a force to be reckoned with if they become anyone's enemy. I believe China will become one of the strongest nation in the world sooner or later. They have the people and the pride to succeed. Most governments try to keep things in 'order' and attempt to 'spread peace'. Thats their main purpose. Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.[/size]

[SIZE=1]China will be the third nation to sen da man into space [URL=http://www.space.com/news/china_pride_991122_wg.html]Click[/URL] here for more. I'm not sure if this is on the page or not, but the launch is set on Wednesday [b]this[/b] week! Now this launch will change the world completely. Well what does sending a man into space prove? Russia already won that prize and the US has already claimed first on the Moon. Well it proves a lot. Gaining control of the area around the Earth means controlling area within it. Soon China will be send up more satellites, which means setting up a bigger, better army and weapons. Better more accurate weapons. I'm not saying this launch will be a good or bad thing, but I hope theres a happy ending. Pretty soon the world will change. China will become a democracy. The people there already proved that they wanted it: [IMG]http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/fartmaster745/square.jpg[/IMG] Now don't tell me that setting over 1 billion people free and sending the 3rd man into space won't change the world, our world... What are your friendly thoughts? EDIT: I re-read my post. My post seemed like I was against this whole thing and thinking China is evil and trying to control the world. Lol, I'm with China and hope they succeed. [/SIZE]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by CharmedImmortal [/i] [B][size=1]Ever had this problem in life? If so, share it by posting in this thread. ( I'm sorry for making this long. ^_^;..It's just that I'm used to this. Thnx. ) [/size] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1] This isn't long. Its actually decent. The complete opposite has happened to me in the 4th grade. I never paid attention, did very little homework, goofed around a lot and still got good grades. I have had pretty much good grades all through the years. Last year in World History I had a 77 on my first marking period. It was weird, I only missed 2 homework papers and got an 88 on one quiz. I went to talk to the teacher. It was no surprise in what he said. "Effort counts too you know". So that was settled. I love my electronics related class. "Effort counts 50% of your grade. As long as you show 100% effort, I will not fail you. Even if you get zeros in all of your papers. As long as you show 100% effort, I promise you I will give you that 60 you need to pass..." I'd say effort is a biggy when it comes to grades. You said that you got A's in all of your quizzes and still got a C, eh. Well theres not much I can say about that when much has already been said by everyone else. Talk to your teacher, you deserve a better grade ^_^[/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Xaru Silverfire [/i] [B][color=blue][font=times][b]Heh... I beg to differ. There is Ceirra (Sp.) Avatara. Whcih is... ultimatly, the best card ever. I have yet to even see one. But I have seen pictues of it and someone selling it on e-bay. But uh.. yeah... I play... or I used to. Or I still do. I have like 5 decks (which it is nessisary). What I like about Magic is that unlike anyother card game is that you MUST have a theme to your deck. The maximum number of types of creatures/mana that you should have in a deck is three. I say Magic is the best card game out there. And the artisits deserve much gratitude :). The pre made decks are $20 and a pack of 15 is $5... I think. What ever you do... Don't use a premade deck, take the cards and make your own. ~Xaru.[/color][/font][/b] [/B][/QUOTE] [size=1] The best card ever is [URL=http://www.essentialmagic.com/cards/ViewCard.asp?ID=9742]Knight of the Hokey Pokey[/URL]. lol j/k I used to play Magic. I used to go to the local tourneys all the time. I usually get like 3rd - 4th place and got to 1st place only once. I think its one of the greatest card game ever. But like every game it gets boring after a while, so I quit a while ago when 8th Edition came out. I HATE the new look...[/size]

[size=1]Exactly what I was thinking of just a minute before i read this. I guess you beat me too it. I like them all... Hmm. #2 sounds good, how about use having the control in the order of the list. Option to either sort by: name rank when myOtaku Life was last updated Our choice on the order(the link becomes bold when myOtaku life has been updated on that member's site)[/size]

[size=1]Hmm... Its strange. Atoms. Non-living things(supposedly though). Making something up with free will, life(Heh, I think I've found the meaning of life in my own words. Free will.) Forget about that, back to the topic Anywayz, its very hard to understand how the first-single celled organisms came about. We only have a piece of of the whole picture. Obviously there is something that we don't understand or not yet have thought about to be able to understand how this, life, has came about. To me it has to have been started by something. Single-celled organisms came about. Then grew and evolved into multi-celled organisms. Everything has to start somewhere. We are all made of cells, the building blocks of all living things. Cells are made of atoms, the building blocks of everything. So I'm thinking that something has to have happened to the atoms, most likely a chemical reaction that has made the nucleus of the organism. The thing I don't understand is how did this living thing survive? How did it gain enough knowledge to survive on its own? If the Big-Bang theory is true, then it is possible that life, or free will if you will, has started then. Then by some extreme luck some of that free willed thing traveled to Earth and the conditions were just right for it to thrive and live. Heh, I think my post makes no sense, but ohzwellz...[/size]

hehe, down the list we go....I'll bring it back up.... ---------------------------------------------------------- [color=#13006F] Themos is alone in the bar with his back to the bar tender. He put up his elbow and put them on the table and lays back. Looks around and notices that he was wasting his free time, his last time of freedom before he goes to Sygnosis X HQ. Themos gets up and walks out the bar. In front of him was a female reploid standing there with an umbrella. Themos: "Hey what are you doing out here. Its raining." Angelus: "Oh, umm... just trying to kill some time. Theres nothing to do." Themos walks up beside Angelus but stays in the rain. Themos: "I'm sure we'll get plenty of work in Sygnosis X HQ." Angelus: "I don't like to just stand around. I want to do something." Themos turns around and starts walking away from Angelus without even asking for her name and callsign. Themos: "Well, I'll be seeing you then." Angelus: "What? Why? Where are you going? Get back here!" Themos: "....." Themos just waves his right hand and dissappears in th rain before Angelus eyes. He enters a building. Angelus: "What a strange repoid...." He finally reached his room again waiting for the morning sun to peek through his window and his new clothes to dry. He figured that he'll just waste the rest of his free time in his room...[/color]

[size=1]To me, you seem to be talking about how to make a perfect life[i](Is perfect the same as a simple?)[/i]. I think life is unfair to everyone, in a good and bad way. So being unfair to everyone is pretty fair to me, kinda I think. and BTW, I agree with Cyke ^_^ To me life has always been simple. Its just that we make it complicated with our fancy refrigerators and such, pretty soon(or the distant furture) the answer to almost all of our problems will be solved by machines and computers. EG: Help in finding that special someone. BAM! The internet. Finding notes(summaries) for a novel. BAM! The internet, or your friends, but internet too.[/size]

[size=1]It seems like a very good idea, but would the constant blog updates notification thingy slow things down?[/size]