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Craig approaches the aliens....... calmly. His vision is focused on them alone.... he pays no attention to anyone else. He walks calmly towards the aliens. He breaks into a run........ and rears his hand back. He reaches an alien and throws his fist forward. HIs fist goes straight through the gut of the alien.......... it belches forward, coughing up masses of blood..... before falling to his knees....... and then onto his face. He then disintegrates...... onto the next dimension. Seifer: How the hell did he do that? The other creatures looked on in horror. Craig stood there..... the same non descript look on his face. Suddenly he dissapears.......... the creatures looked around terrified. Craig suddenly appears above a creature, his left hand has an orb of Ki surrounding it. Craif punches the alien right in the forehead.... his face concaving............ and his eyes turning inwards, before he too fell to the floor and disintegrated. Andrew: There's something we don't know about this guy........... Gohan: Impossible......... Craig turned...... and drove his elbow into the final creatures gut. It explodes almost instantly. Andrew: But how......... I could have sworn those things were invincible..... they kept regenerating!!! How did he manage that..... Craig suddenly apears infront of Andrew. Craig: Those creatures are impervious to Ki beams. Give them a punch......... and they'll soon die. With that, Craig took off to the top of a nearby building. He telepathically spoke to them all. Craig:*telepathically* To all strong warriors...... gather your things...... and come to the ruins of South City. Come soon........ I have something to tell you................ and come prepared to die. With that, Craig sat down on top of the building and closed his eyes. Seifer flew up and stood before him.

Birth Name: Durumir Nickname: The Raven Age: 322 Height: 6' 10" Weight: 225lbs. Class: Dragonheart / Warrior Rank: Ranger (Wanderer) Weapons: Dragon Scimitar (a Scimitar with a golden blade, and a black dragon elegantly runed into the blade. It is an age old....... and enchanted with magic. Magic: Berserk: Doubles all his abilities (strength / speed etc) for a limited time. Infernus: Can eject a scorching flame from his sword...... or his mouth. Camouflage: Can meld into his surroundings. Bio / Description: Has a personality just like Aragorn (from LOTR)... and looks just like Boromir (again from LOTR)

Sorry guys............ I don't find this funny at all. But that's most probably because this is exactly the same sort of thing I use to entertain people........ and as such have gotten use to it.

Ugh....... you got my character like 100% wrong. I'm not cocky..... or a bragger of anything like that... I just get on with things. and I'm not partial to talking all that much --------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig stops suddenly, and lands on a building roof. Gohan: Why did you stop? Craig: There are no more creatures...... I killed them all. Gohan: How do you know that? Craig glares angrilly at Gohan. Craig: I know........ Andrew: So why did you stop? Craig: I have no need to go anywhere...... I will stay here until I need to be elsewhere...... you two go where you want. Andrew: And why do you need to be here? Craig: Because this is where the demon's show up........ and I will be here when they come. You can stay if you like, but do not get in my way. With that, Craig took off, his aura sparking around him, and flew back towards the centre of town. Craig:*thinking* I'll have to keep an eye on those fighters...... for I will need them soon......... although they are not ready for what is coming.

Craig stood on a building top............. looking down upon a ruined and deserted city. He cracked his knuckles, as a gust of wind made the building he was atop creak. Craig stood perfectly still. Suddenly a flash appeared over in the West. It shot past him. Craig recognised this person as Seifer..... he nodded, and Seifer waved, before shooting off again. Craig watched as Seifer flew off into the distance. His power making Craig's hair flutter. Seifer dissapeared as quickly as he had arrived. Suddenly the ground started shaking.......... Craig walked to the end of the building and peered down. The ground started blistering and buckling, as large...... green slimy eggs are forced upto the surface. Craig counted about 50 of the eggs, rising up all over the shambles of a town. Craig leaped off the sky scraper...... falling a few hundred feet, landing softly amongst the eggs. He walked over, stopping a few feet away from an egg. He stood about an inch away.... the egg was as tall as he was. Craig: Hurry up and hatch........ I'm getting tired of waiting. As if whatever was inside heard Craig.......... a large crack shot down the egg. All the others followed practically simultaneously. Several smaller cracks break out over the egg. Suddenly.... a large moaning sound can be heard....... and the egg explodes! A tremendous force hurdlues outwards. Craig leans backwards, sheltering his eyes with his arm... his hair being blown violently backwards. After the blast wears off, Craig looks at what was the egg. Other egg's are exploding all around the city. Craig sees the broken egg shattered upon the floor....... and a creature, slimy, and black, now stands where the egg once was. It roared at Craig. Craig just lent his head to one side, and grinned. Craig: Lets get ready to rumble........... or something like that. With that, Craig's green aura exploded around him. He stood with his arms bent slightly at his sides, his hair spiking up more than before. The goblin charged at him. Craig raised his hand, and shot a ball of Ki straight through the Goblin's gut. Suddenly, Goblin's started charging at him from all directions, even through the flooor and jumping down from buildings. Craig launched into the air, many Goblin's flying up after him. He raised his arm above his head as he flew upwards, and a blue orb of Ki formed in his hand. Electricity flickered around it, and it steadily grew in size. Craig: Dragon Orb! Craig turnes sharply and slung his arm downwards, the ball flying out of his arm with tremendous speed. It passed many Goblins flying after Craig as it went in a curve towards the ground. It went down into the darkness........ Craig couldnot see the ground, as he was so high up. There was silence for a moment, the Goblins persuing Craig had stopped, and were string at the ground just as Craig was. Suddenly the ground started shaking, as a huge blue shockwave flew out in all directions like a lightning bolt. It shot through each Goblin in turn...... all of then screaming in pain before disintegrating into the next dimension. Craig: Done, done, and done!

Aight then........... i'll start up the RPG now. But one simple request. RAIHA, GET YOUR LAZY *** OVER HERE AND SIGN UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all........... :)

Apparently I must say it again. Every single one..... as in ALL the Z-fighters are dead. That includes Vegeta deerie.

Whoopsie doodle....... I forgot to mention. No SSJ's at the start please........... that is all. Oh, and have a nice day. :)

Durumir: :confused: Very well then......... I don't suppose I have much of a choice....... lets move on Seph........ Durumir turns around.......... and Sephiroth is gone. Durumir: Oh dang it.......... some body put a frickin bell on him or something!!! Well then....... we'd best move on........ the exit isn't that far ahead. Sabir: Ok then............ Durumir shrugged......... then turned and started heading off. Sabir walked beside him........ glancing up at him occasionally. Durumir however, kept his eyes fixed upon the ground.......... scouring it, as if looking for something........ Sabir couldn't figure out why he would be looking for something...... but still moving at such a great pace. Durumir: Ah ha....... here we are...... footprints! They belong to Seph....... lets get moving!!!

It is some years after Goku has passed on........... every single one of the Z-fighters is dead. The world has been living in peace for many years......... the occasional enemy would turn up, but they'd be so weak that someone of Mr Satan's strength could take them out easily. However.......... over the past week or so, creatures have been developing all over the Earth..... terrorising it. They are relatively weak..... but are numerous in amount. The Z-fighters of this time (that being us) can kill them with relative ease, but no matter how many we kill, they just keep on coming. The new Z-fighters later discover that these creatures are being created in hell...... and are being sent up to conquer it. Every so often the creatures get stronger and faster....... they Z-fighters must act quickly, and destroy the source of the problem before the creatures become more powerful than even them. But to do this..... they must venture into the bowels of hell itself......... and who knows what will be waiting for them when they arrive. Here's what you need in your profile: Name: Age: Height: Weight: Race: Personality: Bio: Description: ------------------------------------------- Name: Omega (may change to Craig after..... depends how I feel) Age: 15 Height: 6'4" Weight: 220 lbs (muscle) Race: Pure Saiyan Personality: Calm, confident, bad *** sometimes..... arrogant fighter, but serious none the less Bio: The son of Brolly, Craig was always quiet..... unusually powerful........ his father died when he was just a baby...... so he never knew him. This meant that he never learnt of his blood line...... but he always sensed that something was special about him. Description: Exactly like Brolly.............. but a tad taller.

Craig sits in the back of the truck Ash is driving. He yawns. Craig: Can't this thing go any faster? Ash: Yes, but I'm struggling to control it. Craig: *shakes head* Get the hell out of the way you *****....... Ash: No way....... I'm drivin' this one! Craig grabbed Ash and threw him into the passenger seat. The truck swerved violently, and Craig jumped into the driving seat, gaining control just as it's about to go into a ditch. He swerves back onto the road, and hits the gas. Craig: Oh yeah, thats what I'm tlkaing about!!! Craig downs his beer......... then pulls out a copy of Iowa from his shirt pocket. He shopves it in the CD player........ and storms along as People = **** blasts away.

My fave's are Arcanine and Charmander Arcanine: It's a tiger mixed with a wolf for cryin' out loud!! you cannot get any better!!!! Charmander: Just plain kicks ***.......

[B]Name:[/B]SS Trunks [B]Original name:[/B]SS Trunks [B]Member since:[/B]August 21st 2001 (I think) [B]Current Status:[/B]Otaku [B]Favorite forum:[/B]Games & Stories [B]Favorite RPG:[/B]Dragonball: A new hope [B]Favorite thread:[/B]??? [B]Favorite smiley:[/B] :mrt: [B]Most memorable moment:[/B]Becoming the 13th Otaku [B]Quotable quotes:[/B]Get this s**t of my lawn!!! [B]Words of Wisdon:[/B]Be nice to me........ and I promise your death will be swift and painless! [B]Wish to be remembered for:[/B]An excellent RPGer, and a good friend to all. [B]Desired epitaph:[/B]Looks like Neil finally got him........ [B]I will:[/B] ............ my sperm to medical science. ............ my reputation to whoever gets on my nerves (it will destroy you) ............ my Guyver avatar to Super Goku ............ my RPGing skills to Majin Vegeta (hey, can't go far wrong with dat..... I was voted 3rd best RPGer) ............ my status to Neil (he reached Otaku....... but someone pulled a devious scam, and halved his post count, so he deserves it) ............ my name to umm....... whoever wants it... :confused: ............ my Bottom avatar to Flashy (possibly a bigger Bottom fan than even I am)

Craig stands on the corner of Burbon street, in New Orleans. The rain hammers down like stones upon the ground..... and each tiny droplet smacks Craig like a block of dry ice. However, he stands perfectly calmly...... his trenchcoat fluttering in the violent winds. He looks at the blistered and cracked floor.......... Craig: Is this............. the apocalypse? A woman runs past Craig clutching her child by the shoulders, guiding him. Craig looks on edgily at her.......... he can see.............. even feel the panic in her. Tears stream down the child's face............. he is just scared........ like this is a nighmare, and he will wake up soon. Craig looks away......... as suddenly the ground infront of them buckles, and a zombie lurches up from the ground, and in one swift strike takes the top of the womans skull clean off. Blood streams down her face..... onto the small child........ who screams in petrification. The zombie's long, oozing, slimy tongue slowly slithers from his mouth....... as he licks some of the blood up from the woman's face. He slowly moves up......... eyes closed, as if this is almost erotic.......... intimate to him. Craig: Bastard......... Craig looks up at the sky......... the icy rain beating fiercly down upon his face. The black sky............ scorched with fire...... red and black colliding in the sky, swirling around each other............ vicious fork lightning blasts down at the ground. Craig closes his eyes, and runs his hand along his face......... as the child issues a piercing scream.... which is suddenly cut off. Craig turns to the side........ and opens his eyes, to see the child's face missing.The zombie nibbles a piece of skin hanging from his mouth. The child's eye ball, half devoured, the rest dissolving in the rotting saliva of the zombie. The edges of the wound, caused by the zombie's feasting, fizzles greenly, as the rest of his cranium slowly burns away. The Zombie looks on in sheer delight.......... as he takes another deep gorge into the gaping wound that was once an innocent childs face. Craig starts beckoning towards the zombie. It tuns his head..... licking some of the puss of the child's brain from his lips. He rears his head back. Craig: I've had quite enough of you! Craig grips the hilt of his Dragon Scimitar....... as he storms towards the Zombie. He unsheaths the Scimitar, and yells as he drives it straight into the Zombie's neck. A green treacle type substance oozes out from the gaping wound............. The Zombie's eyes bulge out..... and he opens his mouth as if to shreik...... but no sound comes out. Craig: Oh........ so I did hit your vocal chords......... I'm sorry about that. Craig turns the Scimitar...... ripping the Zombie's neck wide open. In one flash he forces the Scimitar upwards..... ripping the zombie's head in two. Blood and puss pours from the gaping wound...... as his head separates.......... his brain breaking apartand oozing down into his eyes..... burning them. Maggots and flies crawl about inside his cranium. Craig sheaths his Scimitar. He turns and starts walking away........... as the zombie decomposes at an incredible rate.......... dissolving into the floor.

Suddenly, two more Super Draco Zombies crash to the floor, surrounding Medra. They roar, shooting pieces of rotting flesh and decay at Medra. The touch of the vile decay burns to the touch. Medra's electric aura crackles more violently. He stretches his arms, and rolls his shoulders. Medra: This really isn't my day......... Suddenly, a figure landed next to Medra. His trenchcoat flutters violently in the wind, but the figure stands perfectly still. He slowly turns his head to Medra...... his left eye still glowing red. Medra: C- Craig............. Craig, is that you? Craig smirks. Craig: It's good to see you again my friend. Medra: I see your eye is still screwed up............ Craig: Yes......... but I've learned to harness it's power. Medra: Well, you think you could help me with these things? Craig: You got it! Suddenly, one of the Super Draco swipes it's claw downwards....... towards the two boys. Medra takes to the sky, and Craig reciols, before launching into a huge jump. The claw collides with the ground, buckling the earth, and shattering the nails of the Draco. It yells in pain........... and it's breath, which seems to be rotting itself......... burns the ground beneath him. A shreiking crackling noise issues from the ground......... sending shudders along Medra and Craig. Lava suddenly hurls up from the ground.......... in it's stead it tosses rotting zombie's and insects miles into the air. Craig nose dives towards a Draco. Neil can't help but notice Craig doesn't have a weapon. Neil: Craig........... how the hell do you plan to fight that thing? Craig looks down at his arms. He notices they are normal. He smiles. Craig: Whoops........... Craig whipe his arms out........ stopping inches above a Draco. He is suspended in mid air, arms extended, head reared back. Craig: OMEGA............. BOOST!!! Suddenly, an electric orb surrounds Craig...... smashing into the Draco and crushing it's skull....... leaving a gawping dent the size of Craig's aura. Blood and puss oozes out from the crushed and mangled eyes........... and maggots crawl in and out of the wounds. Chucks of it's brain slowly drip off it's liquidised face and gloop to the floor........ sizzling upon contact with the ground. A robotic body (see avatar) is now behind Craig, in the exact same position that Craig is in. It moves towards Craig, and the armour plates clamp to Craig, and the wires wrap around him. He is now in his Cyborg stage......... the stage known as Omega. Two spikes, made of high frequency waves extand outwards from his elbows. Omega: Lets get to work!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MajinVegeta [/i] [B]Long topic! Sleeping in the nude isn't a common thing when you share a room with your older brother and his Crazy g/f.......I wonder what she'd do if if she saw my.........:therock: [/B][/QUOTE] I can imagine what your brother would say.............. it would be hilarious. But Cari would probably just laugh or sumthin....... I dunno............... but your brother's reaction would leave me in hysterics.

Ralvenar stands up and approaches Char. He puts his hand on Char's shoulder. Ralvenar: I make the choice simple. If Char doesn't go, then I do not go either. Elrond: Fine........ I will allow him

Suddenly........ everyone stares at Craig. He looks about puzzled. Craig: What............ what is it? Everyone glances down. He looks down, and sees two bottles of beer in his left hand, still full. Craig: Heh........... how about that............ Andrew: Craig continues his tradition of escaping with alchohol. Craig shrugs, then downs a beer in one.

Several hours leter (12-15 hours) Craig stumbles out of the room, only in his boxers. All 6 women lying asleep, cuddling each other.... (all you men just picture that). He walks down to the bar and casually (although drearily) slips a 2000 yen bill into a waitresses thong. He walks over to the bar.......... Craig: Whiskey please. The barman takes a bottle from under the bar, and a glass. Craig snatches the bottle from the barman and takes a swig. He throws a coupla thousand yen on the bar. Craig: I won't be needing the glass. Keep the change. Barman: Thank you sir. Craig: Back up stairs I go.......... And so Craig trotts back upstairs, giggling like a school girl.

Craig joins back with the troop. Suddenly his radio goes off. Radio: This is Sephiroth...... Craig, push the troops now. Craig:*shrugs* Fair enough boss............ HEY EVERYONE GATHER YOUR THINGS..... WE MOVE IMMEDIATELY!!!

Andrew: You gonna be alright bro? Andrew turns around, and watches Craig walking into his room with Lidan and several other women. Andrew: :laugh: Go gettem bro.........

Craig: But Seifer....... Cigar's are more healthy for you then cigs........ thats why they cost more. Craig takes a drag, and puffs the smoke right in Seifer's face. He then takes a swig off his beer. Neil: How many Guerilla's do you think there'll be? Craig: *shakes head* 30 maybe........

Name: Craig Age: 24 / An age Race: Mage / Demon Job: Mage / Warrrior Special: Holy Fire Weapons: Dragon Scimitar (Has a gold blade, with a black dragon rune on it) Appearence: Same as other RPG's........ trenchcoat, brown spiked hair, biohazard tatoo... blah blah blah. Personality: PIssed off all the time......... thats basically it. Bio: A vampire type creature given human form.........

Craig walks around the brothel....... looking about the rooms. Andrew came out of a room, his hair and clothes all ruffed up. Andrew: Hey bro, haven't you scored yet? Craig: No.......... I'm fox hunting! Andrew: Sabir? Craig: You bet.................................. that she's standing right behind me right? Craig closed his eyes and turned slowly around......... he opened his eyes once again, and Sabir stood there. Craig: *puffs* Oh........................ crap.

I'm sure I said the mission starts ASAP........ but what the hell..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig walked into his dorm.... Neil was already sitting on his bed. Neil: Sup boss? Craig: I don't like this Blank........ we got some CIA agent leadin' the group. Neil: I thought you and him went back? Craig: Yeah, but I trusted him then........ now the CIA's got him pushing pencils.... he ain't no soldier anymore. Craig took a drag of his cigar...... he held one out Craig: Want one? Neil: Don't suppose you got any cig's Raven? Craig pulls a pack out of his jeans. He throws them at Neil.... he catches them. Craig: Their yours.... Neil:*lights on and takes a drag* Thanks Craig: No prob..... Neil holds up a bottle of beer. Neil: Drink? Craig: Sure..... Neil hands Craig the bottle....... and he takes a large swig. Craig lies back on his bed. He takes a drag of his cigar........ and starts making smoke rings above him.