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Hehe, thanks Dark Lord. I will start the RPg now.

Sorry dude, but no saiyans in this RPG. Please choose either: Hobbit Elf Dwarf Human Goblin Troll

Darth Ice and Darth Terra return to the Shuttle. Darth Ice: Pilot, take us to my Star Destroyer. Pilot: Yes my lord. The shuttle doors close, and the shuttle takes off. It soon arrives at Darth Ice's Star Destroyer. Guard: My lords, due to the invasion, and the battle taking place on Mon Calamari, the Emperor has advised us not to move the Star Destroyer. Darth Terra: So, we'll have to take a shuttle back? Darth Ice: No.... I sense that we cannot take one of them either, because they need pilots. We must take a Tie Bomber....... Guard: Amazing my lord.......... well, this way to the bomber. Darth Terra: Can you pilot this thing? Darth Ice: Of course. The two come to a Tie bomber. Guard: This is top of the range my lords. It can do .9 past light speed, and is as fast as a rebel X-Wing. It is the only small ship here with enough fuel to get you to the Death Star. Darth Ice: Thank you....... The guard walks off. The two Sith steps in, Darth Ice sits in the pilot seat, and Darth Terra sits in the armory seat. Darth Ice presses a few buttons, and the Bomber rises into the air, and leaves the Death Star. Darth Terra: I don't see why they couldn't even spare us a shuttle. We should have had the fu.ckin star destroyer... a shuttle is bad enough........ but this? Darth Ice: Stay calm my friend. The Emperor obviously has a plan. Computer: Light speed co-ordinates set. Darth Ice: Computer, lock into Auxilary power, andfull speed towards the Death Star.

Craig: Because... they must learn to get along. Andrew: I see....... gotcha! Suddenly, Craig's watch alarm goes off. Craig: Team A, parachutes ready. Craig, Andrew, and Moon all equip their parachutes. The door opens, and Moon jumps straight out, SN flies out, then Andrew goes. Craig: See you on the other side guys. With that, Craig flips out of the Blackbird. The temperatur is freezing at such altitude, but Craig only has his X-men uniform on. He passes Andrew, who looks just fine. Craig:*shivering* L-l-lets do th-th-th-this. Andrew: Whoa man, your freezing! I feel fine. Craig: D-don't r-rub it in. Moon suddenly releases her parachute, then Craig and Andrew do the same. After a while they reach the ground, in a New York alley. Craig: Iw ould normally teleport us to Juggernaut, but I'm frezing, and running would warm me up a bit. Moon: I know what you mean. Craig and Andrew start running, as Moon and SN fly above them.

An Elven assasin walks into a town near to Makuhara. He sneaks stealthily along the ceilings of the houses, until he comes to a town meeting. The mayor is speaking. Assasin: That is the man I must kill............ The assasin takes out Anduril, his sword, and leaps down off the roof. His long white hair and trenchcoat flutter as he descends, and he lands behind the mayor in complete silence, even with his heavy black boots. He swings his sword, and takes the mayors head clean off. He then jumps back onto the roof, and sprints away, as guards try to give chase.

Name: Ralvenar Race: Elf (of the Elrond clan) Age: 200 (about 18 in human years) Weapon name: Anduril, Flame of the West, a bow and arrow, and a dadder Weapon descrption: The sword of Elendil (Anduril), was forged by the Elven smiths of old, and on its blade was traced a device of seven stars set between a cresent moon and a rayed sun, and about them were written many Elven runes. By day, the sun empowers it with fire. By night, the moon empowers it with ice. Armour: Elven made Chainmail armour, and has fine dwarf crafted gauntlets. Has fine leather and silk clothing of the highest Elven quality, and has dwarf crafted plate armour on his legs. Bio: One of Elrond's best soldiers. Relvenar had many a pleasent day growing up in Rivendell, and now sets our to destroy Sauron. Description: Has magnificent hazel eyes, and silky white hair that comes down behind his shoulders. Has a wierd marking on his forehead. Wears a mainly green and red siut, with a green hood that he normally wears. Has black boots, and a red cape.

Sauron, the Dark Lord, has gathered to him the Rings of Power- the means by which he will be able to rule the world. All he lacks in his plan for domination is the Ruling Ring, which has fallen into the hands of good. Whomever chooses must make a perilous journey across the reamls of Middle-earth, to the crack of doom, deep inside the territories of the Dark Lord. There they must destroy the ring forever to foil the Dark Lord of his evil purpose. The adventure begins in a small village of the Shire, a pleasent place filled with small creatures called hobbits. It is a welcoming place, where Elves, Dwarfs, and human alike often stop for rest. It has a good reputation among most life in Middle Earth. Base your profile like this: Name: Your name (try to correspond with your race) Race: Be you Hobbit, Elf, Dwarf, Human, or other? Age: Your age mat alter due to your race. Weapon: The name of your weapon, and what it is, and does Armour: Your armour, and other stuff Bio: You past, and story (optional) Descrition: What you look like (optional)

Darth Ice: He was of Sith origin......... and I do not need any help. These two are not nearly a match for me. Hito: We will see. Hito atttacks Darth Ice, and he blocks all attacks easily. Suddenly the Emperor talks to Darth Ice. Emperor: Lord Ice, stop fooling around. Complete your task, then return to the Death Star. Darth Ice sees the 4 Jedi he was supposed to fight initially. He raises his hand, and one of the Jedi is thrown into a spike protruding from the wall. He does the same to the other three. Darth Ice: Do you see why your efforte are so Futile?

After about an hour of flying, the gang arrive at the island closest to heaven. Craig: This islands quite big......... wonder where Bahumet Zero is? Suddenly, a voice that none of the gang recognises speaks to them. ???: You will all be split up, and you will pursue the summon you lust for most. Suddenly, the voice speaks to Craig alone, so no-one else can hear. ???: You will pursue Bahumet Zero, hw awiats you on top of the mountain, at the centre of this island. The voice speaks to all the gang in turn, telling them who they are pursuing, and where they are on the island.

After a few hours of fighting, Necron and Azar have exterminated all of the spiders. Necron: That.......... that was tough. Azar: Yes it was, but you did very well. Come now, we will go back to the hall for supper, but........ just don't drink to much. Necron: Heh, sorry about that. Necron and Azar walk off to the hall for supper.

Craig goes and puts his hand over SN's shoulder. Craig: You okay? SN: Yeah...... I think. The others all arrive. Craig: Okay, lets start up the Blackbird. Ken gets in the pilot seat, and Sean gets in the co-pilot seat. The Black bird starts up, and they put it on aotu-pilot, then follow Craig to the briefing room. Craig: Okay.... this time we'll split up into teams of 4...... as best we can. In team one will be: Myself Andrew Moon SN And in team 2: Matt Sean Siren Ken Team 1 will have to parachute off the blackbird 1/2 a mile away from Juggernaut's current position. Team 2 will land 3 miles away, then take the X-truck (sorry about the cheesyness) and drive that to Juggernaut. Everyone: Okay Craig: Now, we wont get to Juggernaut for atleast an hour, so everyone sit tight.

Finally, people start talking sense. Nightcrawler is better than any of the others. Guys: 1. Nightcrawler 2. Gambit 3. Magneto Girls: 1. Shadowcat 2. Rogue 3. Storm

I got a good one. It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behing stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills.

And now I'n done being angry ------------------------------------------------ 2 weeks have passed, Andrew and Ken enter the mansion again, only to see Craig. He has gone out of his temper, and is the old cheery Craig they know so well. He walk upto them, and smiles. Craig: Hey guys, welcome back. Andrew: Umm...... hey........... Ken: Hey........... Craig: Sorry about before guys, I was really depressed, and in a bad mood. Andrew: No problem......... Ken: Yeah, we understand man. Xavier suddenly appears. Prof X: Welcome back.......... but you couldn't have come back at a worse time. Juggernaut........ the real one this time......... is on the loose, and he's rempaging in the streets of New York. Ken: You mean, we have to fight him in broad daylight? Prof X: I'm afraid so. Ken, Andrew, Craig, get to the Blackbird. I'l send a message to the others telling them. Craig presses a button on his watch, and he turns blue again, and has his X-men uniform on. The other two do the same. Craig teleports onto the Blackbird and starts it up, as Andrew and Ken run to the blackbird. Prof X:*telepathy* Everyone, this is the proffesor. Get to the Blackbird, Craig will brief you on the problem from there.

And you've just proven my point. But now you've angered me about another thing. Since when did Lars Ulrich sue Napster? Get your facts straight. It was Metallica's MANAGERS! The actual band had very little say in the ordeal. Also, when did I call anyone names??? Or accuse anyone of anything??? Call you names??? When exactly??? Also, I am normally very leniant with slacking off, but you don't follow ANY, and I repeat ANY orders. Some examples: Ken posted this one, he says that I was lecturing him, and he started walking away, and I said 'Hey, I'm not done yet', and he said 'Heh, yeah you are', and walked into his room. Normally I wouldn't be that angry, but he posted this just after I said that you should follow orders more. Andrew did the same thing. So either they are illiterate, or they are purposely trying to pi.ss me off. And I know Andrew isn't illiterate. But I must apologise to you SN, you are one of the few who follow orders.

Craig falls back to the floor. Craig: Thor aye. I'll go after him.......... as soon as the feeling returns to my legs. About 15 minutes later, Craig is back up, and moving freely. Craig: I can sense this 'Thor' person, lets go. Craig powers up to SSJ2, and is even stronger than before. He blasts off, followed by Raiha, then Neil. Craig: *thinking* Thor............ he must have been possesing Fist or something.......... oh well. Craig powers up more and starts flying at tremendous speed. ---------------------------------------- Craig's new stats: Strength: 3,500,000 Speed: 3,500,000 Dexterity: 3,500,000 Spirit: 3,500,000 Ki: 4,250,000 Craig's new stats as SSJ2: Strength: 12,000,000 Speed: 12,000,000 Dexterity: 12,000,000 Spirit: 12,000,000 Ki: 15,000,000

Darth Ice stands there, but Darth Terra bursts out laughing. Darth Terra: :laugh: you......... want to fight......... both of us? Hito: Yes, one at a time. Darth Ice: Idiotic............. and who is this? Ken: I'm Ken, and I'll kill you! Darth Terra bursts out laughing again, and even Darth Ice chuckles. Darth Ice: My friend, even this Jedi here doesn't stand a chance, regardless of wht he thinks......... and YOU expect to fight me in hand-to-hand combat. Get out of here you fool. Hito: I don't care what you say, I will defeat you! Darth Ice: Is that so? Well then lets see your skills. Hito reveals his lightsabre, and Darth Ice raises his hand. The lightsabre flies out of Hito's hand and into Darth Ice's. Darth Ice: You expect to beat me, and you can't even keep hold of your lightsabre. Hito: How the......... you couldn't........... Darth Ice throws his lightsabre back to him. Darth Ice: But then, I never was one to refuse a fight. Darth Ice draws his lightsabre.

OOC: Okay, some of you seem to have gotten up on the ignorant side of the bed this morning. Either that, or your memery span is less than that of a goldfish. So, for everyone who has abviously missed something, here are the reasons for my anger: 1) My mother was just killed (remember......... Mystique???) 2) None of you obey orders........ except maybe Moon and Ryu. 3) You seem to think that Im 'messing' with the team. You see, I am what you call 'the leader', and if I give an order, your supposed to follow it, not take it to meen I'm a constantly angry piece of crap. 4) (This one's for Matt) I wouldn't ask you to leave, Andrew and Ken have both been extremely ignorant, and so I suspended them so that they may listen to me in the future. I wouldn't throw you out for no reason AS PROFFESOR X WOULDN'T ALLOW IT! Okay, not maybe you all understand just a tad better, so whenever you think I'm being a hardass, just remember that my mother was recently killed, so I'm in a lot of pain. --------------------------------------------------------------

Thanks DBZChikaGhan, I love it when my RPG's are praised. I'm filling up.......... :bawl: I'll join this one as Magneto if I may.

Craig: Now that your here proffesor, myself and Ryu have a request. Xavier: What is it Craig? Craig: I have put up with a lot of ignorance from the team, but most have started listening. But two individuals Xavier: Andrew and Ken? Craig: Precisely, well, they continue to be ignorant. I must propose that they are temporarily suspended from the team. Xavier: Hmm....... I must agree with you. This may be the only way they learn to respect authority. Sean: Whoa, I didn't expect Craig to do that! He's normally really laid back. Craig turns to Andrew Craig: Leave the mansion 'CHEIF'! Andrews cocky smile dissapears. He walk out looking extremely embarrased. Craig turns to Ken. Craig: Ken, now I'm finished. LEAVE! Ken leaves looknig angry. Xavier leaves them a message toreturn in 2 weeks. Craig walks out to Moon and Siren, and feels as though a weight has been lifted off his shoulders. Craig: Guys, the proffesors here. Moon: Okay. Moon and Siren follow Craig into the briefing room.

Sephiroth gets into his fighting stance, when he suddenly feels Craig's energy rising. Sephiroth: What the??? Craig: SSSSUUUUPPPPPEEERRRRRR KKAAAIIIIIIOOOOOOKKKKKEEENNNNNNN!!!!!! Craig's aura glows red as he slowly gets to his feet. Sephiroth: Craig, you must conserve your energy. Craig: Seph...... if we want to beat him....... we haveonly one option Sephiroth: What's that? Craig: We fuse. I got these potaro earrings from my grandfather. Sephiroth: Well.....................

Craig raises his hand, and a red orb forms in it. Craig: Riengiez! The orb launches, and then splits into 8 smaller orbs. They spread out, and then close in when they reach Duba, expoding with great impact. There is nothing left of Duba. Siren: Now on with the tournament. Craig and Siren fly into the ring, and Siren heads towards Craig, but he dissapears and appears in the air. He puts his hands out infront of him. Craig: Kaa Mee Craig brings his hands around by his back as electricity shoots around him. Craig: Haa Mee HAA!!!!!!!!! Craig fires the beam, and it heads straight towards Siren with incredible force. -------------------------- Crag's new stats: Strength: 3,000,000 Speed: 3,000,000 Agility: 3,000,000 Dexterity: 3,000,000 Ki: 3,000,000 Craig's stats as SSJ2: Strength: 20,000,000 Speed: 20,000,000 Agility: 20,000,000 Dexterity: 20,000,000 Ki: 20,000,000

Dath Ice, and Darth Terra walk along, when 4 Jedi walk out of an alley. They are not surprised to see the Sith. Jedi 1: Do not worry my friends, they are both young Darth Ice suddenly removes his cloak. Jedi 2: Darth Ice...... what is he doing here? Darth Terra does the same. Jedi 4: Why....... would the Emperor send these two........ Jedi 1: Don't lose focus. The Jedi split up into groups of two, and face the Sith. Darth Ice reveals his lightsabre, and starts both blades. A black bolt of electricity flickers around it. The two Jedi he is facing do the same.

Pilot: My lord, we'll be arriving on Alderan within the hour. Darth Ice: Good, arrange a shuttle to take us down to the planet. Pilot: Shall I order some Tie escorts? Darth Ice: That won't be necessary. But I would advise you to raise your shields, as they are likely to attack this ship. Pilot: Of course my lord. Darth Ice walk out of the huge cockpit, and goes into his chamber. He raises his hand, and a chair slides across the floor towards him. He sits down, and waits for his departure to the shuttle. ~Meanwhile~ General: Captain, begin landing the troops, we don't want Lord Ice and Lord Terra be greeted by a fleet of Rebel soldiers when they arrive. Captain: Yes General. The captain gives the signal, and many droid carriers and tie fighters, interceptors, and bombers enter the Alderan system. Darth Ice sees them out of the window in his quarters. Darth Ice: I didn't know the Emperor had an invasion planned. Does he want us to see it through? I wonder........... Then, the General enters Darth Ice's room. General: Lord Ice, you shuttle is ready. Darth Ice: Of course Darth Ice follows the General to his shuttle, and he boards. Darth Terra follows him on.

That's what I'd like to know........ ------------------------------------------------------ Mecha Wind and Jenova enter outer space, and Mecha stops. Sephiroth opens the comm link. Sephiroth: What are you upto? We can't even see them..... Craig: You forget I have my sniper. Sephiroth: But they must be 8 miles away........... you can't hit them surely? Craig: Just watch me. Mecha raises it's left arm that holds the sniper rifle. A scope appears on Craig's visual screen, and he zooms in until he sees something. Craig: Okay, there's one of the frigates. Sephiroth: You can't take a frigate out, thats crazy talk. Craig: Don't worry, it's an old model, only 3 times the size of our AC's. It's got many weaknesses. It doesn't even hve a deflector shield. Mecha, set to explosive bolt. Mecha: Explosive bolt set...... current distance 120,000 metres and closing. Craig: Ooh, tough shot........ well here goes. Craig aims the sniper........ he thinks he's got it right. Craig: Okay........ FIRE! Craig presses the trigger in his cockpit, and a single bolt fires. For about 15 seconds, the two AC's are motionless, in complete silence, until a huge explosion erupts in the distance, sending a huge shockwave ringing along! Craig: GOT HIM! Now, lets make our move Seph. Sephiroth: You got it. Both AC's engines fire up, and they fly off at speed, trying to go in a semi circle around the enemy.