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  1. Craig: You think they haven't prepared for that! Andrew: What do you mean? Craig: When I was being tortured, I heard them talking. They said that they are going to move all of us that have tails to solitary comfinment. That means you, me, and Kaiyu. Andrew: D@mn it! Craig: They know everything about us man, and their being really careful. We're never going to escape this place.
  2. Okay, this is enough people. I'll start it up later today when I have more time.:drunk:
  3. No, Neils a boy Krillen. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Kaiyu makes it into the armory, only to be greeted by about 60 guards. They beat him up and throw him back in the cell. Kaiyu: Dammit, I was sure that was going to work. Craig: You've got to realise Kaiyu, that the guards are everywhere, in great numbers. There's no chance that you would have gotten the weapons and then got out without them noticing. Kaiyu: So why didn't you tell me that earlier! Craig: I was sleeping.:laugh:
  4. Craig wakes up, very excited about getting his knew pokemon. He runs down to Prof Oaks. Oak: Welcome Craig. I have 6 pokemon to choose from, you may take 2. Choose from: Eevee Chikorita Gastly Houndour Squirtle Pichu Craig: I'll take Eevee and Houndour please. Oak: Here you go. Craig sets off with 2 pokemon, 10 pokeballs, 3 potions.
  5. Craig: Dammit, we need to get out of this sewer! But I'm lost and I haven't got a clue where anyone is! Bahumet lands next to Craig. Ifrit comes up from the floor. Craig: Okay, I'll ride around on Bahumet and see if I can find anyone, Ifrit, you search wherever you can. Irfit: Understood.
  6. Nonononono NO! We are five minutes into the RPG, and you get KOTR, and Ultima! NO! You will change that please, and have neither of them. Why don't you people listen! We get stronger materia [I]after[/I] ! You don't see Cloud with Ultima, or Squall with Eden when they are at the Fire Cavern, or blowing up the sector 5 reactor do you? Can't you people restrict yourselves!
  7. About 6 hours later, Craig arrives in Wang-Chei. Craig: I still can't believe it was only 20 miles away. Why did he give me a week? Craig walks up to Saurons arena, to find the old man standing at the entrance. ???: Very good. Please enter, Sauron awaits. Craig walks in, only too fing a man, slightly taller than Craig, standing in the middle of the room. The man has a csar over his right eye, and wears black robes. Craig: Are you Sauron? I am Craig, and I hear you wish to challenge me. Sauron: That is true. Sauron throws off his robes, he has a suit much like Sagat's. Craig then throws off his cloak, to reveal trousers like Ryu's, only black, gloves like Ryu, and a red belt. Sauron: Shall we? Craig: Lets go. Sauron runs at Craig, and Craig backflips into a kneeling position. Craig: Shoryu........... ken! Craig uppercuts Sauron as he jumps in a circular motion. Sauron goes high into the air, does a backflip and lands on his feet. Sauron: You'll need more than that to beat me. Sauron throws a punch at Craig, but Craig blocks, pins around, and elbows Sauron in the back. Sauron stumbles forward, and Craig does a roundhouse kick to the back of the neck of Sauron. Sauron stumbles into the wall. Craig: You aren't a match for me! You can't throw a punch properly! You can take one well, but that wont win you [I]this[/I] match! Sauron: Oh no! Sauron spins around to kick Craig, but Craig jumps over his leg, and kicks Sauron in the nose. Craig lands........ and stands right side on at Sauron. Craig: I end this now! An aura of fire appears around Craigs left hand. Craig runs at Sauron. Craig: Rantetsuruken! Craig clouts Sauron with his left hand, instantly breaking Saurons jaw! It sends him flying out of the ring, into the floor below. ???: Well done, you have beaten my student. Craig: Hmm....... the old man. YOUR SAURON! ???: That is correct, I am the real Sauron. I have invited your uncle to watch this fight, but he will be purely spectating. I want him to witness his Nephew suffer.
  8. Craig: Hmm...... same old uncle. Craig gives the money to the barman. Craig: Keep the change. Barman: Thank you young sir. Oh, by the way, would you like a wake up call? Craig: Not really nessecary, but just in case......... 4am please. Barman: Okay. Breakfast? Craig: Just a few cheese sandwiches, to go please. Barman: Certainly. Good night young sir. Craig: Good knight. At 4am the next morning, the Barman approaches Craigs room. Just as he is about to knock the door, Craig opens the door. Barman: AHH! Oh, you startled me! Your wake up call, and your cheese snadwiches. Craig: I thought I wouldn't need the wake up call. But now I get my sandwiches! Barman: Good bye young sir. Craig: Farewell my friend. Craig leaves with his sandwiches. Under Craigs pillow, the Barman finds 2000 zenni. Barman: Such a nice boy.
  9. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] lets just say being a senior staff member of the boards has its benefits, heh heh.... back to the subject, if you thought 17 and imperfect cell was bad, you should have seen when furiza impaled kuririn with his horn, blood everywhere I tell you.... [/B][/QUOTE] Yep, I saw sub of that. Brutal, gory, excellent!:drunk:
  10. Keep writing man. These RPG's are cool to read. Keep it up.:drunk:
  11. After many fights which Ryenzu wins, the people at the bar become afraid to fight him. Barman: Wait, I bet that boy would give him a good fight. The Barman runs up to Craig's room, Craig is meditating. Barman: Sorry to bother you young sir, but a powerful fighter is downstairs, awaiting a challenge, I believe you should fight him. Craig opens his eyes. Craig: Very well. Craig walks down stairs and sees the warrior. Craig: I cannot fight this man. Barman: WHY??? Craig: He.......... he is my uncle! Ryenzu turns around. Ryenzu: Craig! My nephew, is it really you? Craig: Yes, nice to see you again uncle. Ryenzu: I cannot fight any longer. Come Craig, lets sit down and talk, we have much to catch up on. Craig: Sure. Craig and Ryenzu go to a table, and start to talk.
  12. Yoda

    X-men

    Craig: Okay, I'm done. Transforms into a flying squirrel. Craig: Mhuhahahhaha:laugh: Transforms into a monkey.
  13. O.k, sorry about that. --------------------------------------------------- Craig climbs the mountain, as the blizzard rages on. He reaches the top, freezing cold, and unable to see 3 feet infront of him. Craig: I have to get down the mountain, or I won't survive the night. If I remember right, there's a large town at the foot of this mountain. Craig notices that the mountain doesn't seem that steep, so he takes his chances running it. As he progresses further down, the storm becomes lighter and lighter. Soon he is passed the storm, and the only remainders of the storm he has, is the sleet on his cloak. He can see the town below. Within the hour he reaches the town, and searches for an inn. Craig approaches a woman with a shopping basket. Craig: Hello, can you direct me to the nearest inn please? Woman: Sure, go down this street, turn right, then go down till you find a place called the Rising Moon inn. Craig: Thank you. Craig walks up to the inn. He walks inside, where a drunken man is making trouble. Barman: Get out, you've had enough! Drunk: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! The drunk smashes a bottle over the counter and prepares the attack the barman. Craig throws off his cloak, runs at the drunk, and plants a flying kick into the drunks jaw. Craig then throws the drunk out of the pub. Barman: Thank you young sir. What can I get you? Craig: Can I get a room please? Barman: I'll give you the best room in the house. Craig: I don't think I'll be able to afford it. Barman: It's on the house. It's the least I can do. Craig picks up his cloak and follows the Barman to his room, while the locals stare in amazement at the boy.
  14. The next day, Craig turns up at the arena. The Grand Kaio is waiting there for him. Grand Kaio: Welcome Craig. I will teach you a few techniques today. First I will teach you Kaioken, and Super Kaioken. Then, Instant Translocation. Then, if you still want more, I'll teach you my best attack. Craig: Okay, so lets get started. Grand Kaio: Okay, first I will increase the gravity to 150 times that of Earths. Suddenly Craig feels a tremendous force bear down on his shoulders. He struggles to stand up. Grand Kaio: Lets begin shall we? Craig: Okay............................ sure. 6 hours later, Craig has learned the Kaioken and Super Kaioken, he can now move freely in 150 times Earths gravity. Grand Kaio: Now, the Instant Tranlocation technique. You put your first two fingers up to your forehead, and concentrate very hard on where you wish to go. Try and teleport to the other side of the stage. Craig: Okay. Craig puts his fingers up to his forehead, and seems to be thinking very hard. He suddenly dissapears, and in an instant reappears high in the air! Grand Kaio: That puts a new meaning to the phrase "Got you head in the clouds":laugh:
  15. Yoda

    X-men

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MajinVegeta [/i] [B] That coming from someone who just made an RPG claiming they made it but it's basically a carbon copy of final fantsay So it's okay for practically everybody else to have Xaivier's power but when one person uses magneto's power you go insane!! [/B][/QUOTE] Yes, funny that your the only person who thinks that, carbon copy my *** The only relevence are the Black and White mages, when I said summon creatures, I meant things like zombies (DeathKnight seemed to get the idea, some people aren't completely ignorant). And who exactly has Xaviers power? No-one. And when exactly did I go insane?
  16. Craig:*Thinking* What a fool. His ignorance is beyond belief. Without saying a word, Craig picks up his cloak from the floor, puts it on, and walks off towards the mountains. Neil: Who is that guy? Siren: Beats me. He was a good fighter though. Forte: Yes, that was a very powerful style he had. A few hours later, Craig reaches the top of a cliff overlooking the town where he just fought. He stands at the very edge of the cliff, his cloak blowing in the wind and light snow. Craig: I met some very talented fighters today, but how did we all get grouped together like that? ???: Hello, are you the warrior named Craig? Craig turns around to see a small old man standing behind him. Craig: Hello sir, how did you manage to get up here? ???: Never mind that. Do you know a fighter named Sauron? Craig: I've heard things. Stroies say he's never been defeated. ???: Only once. By your father Ryu. Now Sauron requests a match with you, to see if he can defeat the son of the only warrior ever to defeat him. You are to come alone, and tell no-one what you are doing. Craig: I don' t talk much to people. I prefer to travel alone. So where is he? ???: Sauron awaits you arival in his arena in Wang-Fei, Southern China. You have one week to get there. With that, the old man dissapears into the blizzard. Craig: Father.............. you were such a great warrior............ but I feel that I am fighting in your shadow. With that, Craig dissapears into the blizzard, and starts the long journey to Wang-Fei.
  17. Yoda

    Pokemon RPG play!

    Craig: You....... you paid......... to fight higher level pokemon!:laugh: Everyone::laugh: Craig: You do realise how stupid that sounds :laugh:
  18. Yoda

    Resident Evil RP

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Forte [/i] [B]Name: Komo Forte Age: 16 Weapon: Insivible Katana ( its only invisible to his enemies.. and others only unless Komo says that they can see it he enables it.. He is a Black Mage....) [/B][/QUOTE] You do know that this is Resident Evil don't you Forte?
  19. Yoda

    X-men

    [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MajinVegeta [/i] [B]SINCE WHEN DID MUTANTS HAVE POWER LEVEL'S??!! Name: Blade Age: 14 Looks like: Tall, Brown hair, blue jeans, trainers and vest Mutant ability: The ability to control metals(magneto's power) [/B][/QUOTE] Very original today arent we? Not only do you copy an existing mutants power, but you copy the copy the STRONGEST existing mutants power.
  20. The first Hunter bursts through. Craig: Guys, you go on, I can take him. Get to the antibiotics. Gene: How can you.... Craig holds up his Custom Magnum. Gene: Oh, I see. Craig aims and starts blasting at the hunter! Craig: Now go, I'm right behind you. The other members run off with the sound of Craig's Custom Magnum and a screaming hunter.
  21. Forte, this is Street Fighter, not DBZ. You cannot be that fast! We are all very similarlly matched in this RPG. -------------------------------------------------------------- Blade is getting beat on when suddenly a boy in a brown cloak lands infront of Blade. The gang members move back..... puzzled. Blade: Who the hell are you? The boy removes his cloak. Gang member: AHH! He looks just like that Ryu guy. ???: The name's Craig. Ryu........... is my father. Gang member: Looks like this little punk wants a lesson in respect. You three, get him. Three of the members in the gang run towards Craig, and Craig kneels down. The guard is about to kick Craig in the face when: Craig: Shoryu.......... ken! Craig launches into the air with a spinnig uppercut, sending his opponent 10 feet into the air, and crashing to the floor. Another gang member approaches with a chain. He whips it at Craig, but Craig backflips out of the way. Craig then runs at the man, and plants a flying kick into his jaw. Craig then lands, and sweeps the mans lags from beneath him with his leg. The last gang member runs at Craig and lands a punch to Craigs face. Craig rolls forward and jumps in the air! Craig: Lightning................ Craig starts to charge with electricity, he focuses the electricity towards his left foot. Craig: KICK! Craig suddenly speeds up (due to the elctricity), and kicks the guard in the jaw! The guard flies into a nearby wall, and is knocked out.
  22. Krillen, Neil in in a cell with me. Now that means that I am also in your cell, SO PLEASE INVOLVE ME IN SOMETHING! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: Were gonna get tortured for that hole in the roof. Neil: Dang. Kaiyu: You think the will believe us if we told them the truth? Craig: Yeah.... sure. Andrew suddenly pokes his head through the small barred window between our cell and his. Andrew: Whoa! What the hell happened here?:mrt:
  23. Bahumet appears above Ifrit, and fires a huge Mega Flare directly at Ifrit. Ifrit is quite damaged. Ifrit: D@mn. Craig: Bolt attack! Craig fires a bolt at Ifrit, Ifrit cries in pain. Ifrit: You are much stronger than you appear, very well, I shall join you. Craig: Cool. Ifrit: Here, take this fire materia. Craig: Cool.
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