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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Defcon5 [/i] [B]As I was looking at the cover of the little mermaid today I examned the castle and found one of the pillars to resemble a d*ck. I have also heard about disney hiding bad words in there movies that one cannot see unless they are looking for them. Has anyone else seen any of these things in there movies? [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Again more examples of people having WAY too much free time. Like in the Wizard of Oz... no one hung themselves... you cant see an arm swinging, you can see the shadow of a ladder falling. There was a documentary on the Wizard of Oz... I doubt the animators of Disney intentionally did that.[/COLOR]

[i]Alan and Viper return from their... excursion[/i] Peri:Have fun? Viper:He's hung like a horse... bigger than Chole... Peri: Damn... is that possible? [i]Viper nods and lays down in the sand next to Alan. She cuddles up to him and nuzzles her head against his warm chest. Her eyelashes tickles his bare, smooth skin as they slip into a soft sleep, comforted by the sound of the drizzling rain.[/i]

[COLOR=purple]I am too!!! *Top Ten Things I'm Afraid Of* 10)Kuja 9)Being banned 8)What Krillen thinks about in Algebra 7)The sick, demented, interlockingly pervy ways of Rico's mind 6)Lady Macaiodh when she's drunk... 5)Adam & James 4)Being alone 3)My mom's music 2)Cera or GinnyLyn in a bad mood... 1)ET I am 13 years old and stil to this day, March 15, 2002, I can not watch the mvoie ET all the way throuhg without racking with fear... I just... can't...[/COLOR]

Viper:A man of your word.. right.. that'll be the day... Chole:Hey shut up! Viper:Im just playing around... Peri:P-laying? Viper:Augh..sorry.. remember... Chole rubbed off on me... Peri:Apparently... Chole:What?! Peri: Oh nothing... c'mon... Viper:Bleh.. poor horses... Outlaw:Maybe we should take a rest Peregrine, give the horses some water... Peri:Where? Haven't you noticed, this is a desert... Viper: Oh, pardon, and here we thought you were a mage... Peri:Shut up Viper.. [i]Peregrine shot Viper and evil look and as she did it began to rain softly.[/i] Viper: Oh that feels so good... cool water on my hot, parched skin.. feels almost as good as... Liam:Alright we got it! [i]Viper smirked and grabbed Alan by the collar. She led him off over a sand dune where they got a little frisky for the first time.[/i] Chole:She'll never quit... Peri:But now that she's gone... Outlaw: Oh god... [i]Outlaw grabbed Liam and dragged him away, leaving the couple and their horses alone.[/i]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Anna [/i] [B]I know Voodoo's name. Here's a hint: ......................POLO!! or "I don't know how to write" "Well, sir, then make your _____" or "______ my words, you'll pay for this!" Wow Voodoo, you're name is quite versatile. heh, ;) props to you eh? And if y'all can't guess it, then........... oh well. [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]YOUR NOT SERIOUS!!! O.o;;; I got it on the third on... that's his real name?!?!?!?!?! O.O He so doesn't fit his name... geez.. I was thinking more along the lines of... oh I dunno... Kevin, Trevor, Satan, Chris, Micheal.. but that? Ummm I dunno... it just... doesnt suit him... *decides to stick with Voodookanaka for the time being* ssjsupreme:AAAAAUGH!!! Is it so hard?! Eric couldnt get it right either!!! DBZCHIKAGHAN!!!! oiy.... why do they use women more? um.. they don't that I know of... read it in a magazine.. which of course makes it true..[/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]I swear I'm Mimi Tachikawa with blonde hair... spitting image... its freaky actually... im Mimi.. uh-oh.. oh god... you know what that means... *looks around for a little blue guy in a white mask* *runs like hell* ~~~~~ Voodoo... looking like Cloud is NOT a bad thing![/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple] Name:Anex Age:19 Sex:Female Type:Black Mage Power:Fire Appearence:Long flowing almost black hair thats actually purple. Has a purple hue to it and the shine is purple. Purple, thin eyes. Resembles Rei Hino except prettier and without the 9 inch eyes. Pretty much Anex is Rei Hino except she keeps to ehrself until she gets angry and then she unleashes all her pwoers without moderation.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by asar [/i] [B] Rico.....are you doing this on purpose???? Oris it just me being sick??:laugh: [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Nope... Rico's just a PERVY BUNNY!!!!!! Like we all didn't know... :rolleyes: Rico goes beyond pervy.. I got off the phone with webster, they're inventing a new word for him...lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Viper:Nhhhh... I'm so bored... when are we going to find whoever we're looking for? My arms are getting tired... Peri:Stop complaining.. we still have a long way to go... Viper:Race you... Peri:A challenge? Your on.. Viper: Okay cool, just one second.. need to lighten my load. [i]Viper dropped Alan softly onto the back of Yuna with Chole.[/i] Viper:Watch him.. Chole:Uh.. okay.. Viper:Thanks, your a doll... [i]Viper kissed Chole and Alander on the cheek and extended her pole again so she hung about 50 feet in the air. She waited next to Peregrine and Tidus and Outlaw climbed down off his horse. He stood before the two and between them and.. er... threw his club into the air. Tidus and Viper took off in a blaze of sand. Viper leaped and jumpedfaster than she ever had while Tidus began to bleed at the gums as he ran with Peregrine gripping his reins frantically. As Viper hit the ground she conjrued the white smoke and glided over it, leaving Tidus running blindly. Peregrine got angry and threw a magical powder at the ground under Viper's pole. It exploded in a flash of purple smoke that smelled like lilacs and it upset the staff so much that Viper fell 50 feet to the sand. Yuna and Tidus ran forward and when their masters dismounted and watched the smoke clear they saw Viper laying on her back in a fit of giggles and laughter. Tears streaked her face as she clutched her gut and laughed. Peregrine shook her head and extended a hand to Viper. Viper took Peregrine's hand and pulled herself up to her feet. She wiped the tears from her eyes while still giggling and picked up the Aeon Staff. It was covered in lilacs.[/i] Viper:Eh-heh.. whoa! Peregrine:Exploding Flower Spell... Viper:Um.. kay.... [i]Viper laughed and began to peel away the flowers. She made herself a head wreath and set a second one atop Peregrine's head. Then she climbed on the Yuna as Chole slid off her and mounted Tidus. Alander wrapped his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulders.[/i] Alan:No rivalry with Peregrine anymore? Your in a good mood, this is so, not you... Viper... hey by the way... Viper:I'm just is a really good mood today, its a beautiful day and the lilacs smell beautiful... Now what did you want to ask me? Alan:Viper.. whats your real name? Viper:My real name... Aeon, Chole, and I are the only ones who know it... I don't like to speak it or be called it, because... it makes me feel human... and I'm not... Alan:My brother knows? Viper:Yes but I beg of you no to inquire him... I do not wish for anymroe people to know.. yet... You will know one day... Alan:Hey, I'm content with that...

[QUOTE][I]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve[/I] [B] Compared to Bin Laden, we the "western devil" stepped foot on his holy land.... and then proceeded to stay there during the gulf war... that land is Saudi Arabia... where we HELPED Osama Bin laden.... and trained his men.... he's an religious extremist, blinded by his own faith, and stupid by his own morals...[/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]See what happens when you help a wolf? They turn around and bite your hand. It just makes me sad, and the same thing happened with the Jews. After we rescued them from Germany, what do they do? Retaliate against us, and now we do the same with Osama bin Ladena dnt he same thing happens. Its really hard for my eyes to not be clouded by hate and emotion right now. Osama bin Laden and the men we trained butchered thousands of innocent lives to get at our government. I'm starting to think anarchy would be really good about now...[/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shinigami [/i] [B] plenty of obvious reasons... [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]*nods head* Yup... Why? Because Ryoko and Aeka are my two favorite characters and Sakuya steals Tenchi away from them after all they've worked for. And because Tenchi kisses her and breaks her heart. WHne he did, not only did Ryoko cry, but I also did. If a character makes ME cry... she ain't worth it... I really truly do ahte Sakuya, and hopefully, that will never change.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]What did America ever do to Osama bin Laden? No seriously, I want to know. What did we do to offend them so much? How could we have caused them to have so much hatred and disrespect for us that they thought it would be holy to fly into a tower, crash into the white house, and fly a plane into the camp where the president was? I think you're right James. They probably did, minus one, know the towers would come down. The one guy said he thought they were just gonna go up, put the fire out, and leave, but then I think he reliquished the idea when they started hearing people jump. One of the firefighters said, "How bad could it have been up there that they had to jump?" Now I have one question, see how did they HEAR they windows breaking? Yes people were breaking them and jumping, but they were jumping from like a hundred floors up. There was no need to jump from any further down, unless you were stupid. But the crunch of the glass breaking was unbearable to hear. I'm so glad that the cameraman never showed any bodies hitting the ground, I most likely would have vomited. Just the thought of the whole incident is enough to make one sick. How can a person care [i]that little[/i] about human lives?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]Heh heh heh... *cracks knuckles* [b]Tenchi Masaki:[/b]a main character. About 16-17 years of age, who lives with his father and grandfather and works on his grandfather's shrine in the forest. [b]Ryoko:[/b]a main character. About 700 years of age, but with an appearence of a 17 year old. She lives with Tenchi and being an ex-space pirate, she often stirs up trouble. She has been namea sadist by Aeka, but loves Tenchi very dearly and with the fullest extent of her heart, often engaging in battle with complete strangers to protect him. [b]Aeka Jurai:[/b]a main character. Aeka is also about 700 years old, though she has been chryogeniically frozen for about 683 years. She is the First Royal Princess of the Planet urai which pretty much rules the Universe and damned if she'll let you forget it. She spends most of the serieses searching for her long lost brother, Yosho, mroe on him in a minute. She also falls in love with Tenchi and often and rivalrous and dangerous fights with Ryoko over his love. Calls Tenchi Lord Tenchi and will react with avengence if anyone some much as disrupts one hair on his head. [b]Sasami Jurai:[/b]a semi-main character. Sasami is Aeka's little sister and is by birth the second royal princess of Jurai. This spunky little girl is 99% of the time a happy go lucky blue-haired brady. Sasami is a child prodigy by the means of her cooking and outcooks, in Tenchi's opinion, everyone but his mother Achika. While Sasami's actual age is unknown, she has the appearence of a 13 year old. Sasami has a small crush on Tenchi and sees him as a brother more than anything else. [b]Washuu:[/b]a semi-main character. Washuu, nicknamed Little Washuu is over 20,000 years old and is also Ryoko's mother. She used to be a professor at the Universal Space and Science Academy, but was kicked out and eventually exhiled after she plotted several ties and built several machines to blow up the Universe. She has self titled herself "The Greatest Scientific Genius in the Entire Universe" and god have mercy upon your soul if you forget it. She has two small mecha robots, named A and B that live, in her shoudlers O.o;;; and are constantly popping up and cheering her on. [b]Kiyone:[/b]a semi-main character. First Class Detective Kiyone is the best in her class. No doubt she would have a very high paying career and rank/position if she had not been cursed with a horible partner. [b]Mihoshi:[/b]a semi-main character. Kiyone's bubble head, air head, ratrded, thick as a wall, STUPID partner and friend. Has always kept Kiyone down with her clutsyness and mistakes. [b]Ryo-Ohki:[/b]a semi-main character. A cabbit, cat rabbit looking thing, that transforms into a meowing space ship also named Ryo-ohki. Ryo-ohki is always with Sasami, even though she is actually Ryoko's space ship and sister. [b]Azaka:[/b]A huge flying log thats actually a knight of Jurai is disguise. Flies around protecting Aeka from dangers ranging from huge energy blasts to the absolute horrifying sneezes she might have. [b]Kimedakea:[/b]Another knight of Jurai. One with a *ahem* hott human form. Oh yeah, Kimedakea is the red one and Azaka is the blue one. [b]Nobiyuki:[/b]not a main character. Tenchi's father, perverted but still loves his dead wife Achika to the fullest extent. [b]Achika:[/b]not a main character. Tenchi's mother. Achika died when Tenchi was very young. She was a Juraian princess and only arises in the movies. Achika is very powerful. [b]Katsuhito/Yosho:[/b]Aeka's long lost brother in disguise. Yosho was a Jurain prince who left Jurai after Ryoko attacked it. He landed on Earth and never returned to his home planet. He now simply masquerades as Tenchi's grandfather, though he actually is. [b]Sakuya:[/b]B*tch [b]Yugi:[/b]a main character. She is the evil behind all of Tenchi in Tokyo. She is about 3000 years old and was exhiled as a child from Jurai. She be-friends Sasami and breaks up the Masaki family to get to Tenchi. I hate this chick. [b]Tsugaru:[/b]One of Yugi's henchmen. He is eventually killed by ihoshi after he hurts Kiyone. [b]Matori:[/b]Another of Yugi's henchmen. Also the biggest b*tch in the story, totally stuck up, snotty, and completely full of herself. [b]Kagato:[/b]a main character. The evil guy ion the first two Tenchi serieses. [b]Doctor Clay:[/b]a selfish greedy man who hates Washuu and has always rivaled her. He creates Zero. [b]Zero:[/b]A clone of Ryoko. Okay thats all I can remember... I cant think of the name of the goddess Clay works for or the name of the bone guy who styeals away Ryoko. Well hope thats in-depth enough for ya! BYE![/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]I've always been afraid of being alone. I dunno why, I just am.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B]You saw the planes hit the towers... with full sound and from views not seen before.... [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]I advise those with weak constituions to not watch the documentary at all b/c I feel I have a strong constitution and a high tolerance... but when I saw the plane zoom, at real time speed, and when I heard the sound, I clicked off the tv and ran crying into my mother's room. I don't care if I don't sound sophisticated or sound mature because it disturbed me and yes I cried, I'm not afraid to admit it. Most of my friends who watched the documentary also said that they had cried or had been forced to turn the tv off at some point, even some of my male friends. I was taken so completely by suprise that I couldn't stop crying for 10 minutes. It was just out of no where with no warning when I saw, and for the first time in 7 MONTHS, [i]heard[/i] the plane crash into the second tower. I couldn't believe it. I felt physically sick like I needed to vomit. Instead, I cried. To stay on topic I must say I don't think that the documentary changed my views in anyway but one. Now, more than ever, I think the media is way overplaying the "hero" thing. I too think that the firefighters who fought to help get people out were noble people, but now the truth is out. The firefighters did help people out, but they only got to the 10-12th floor and then they turned around and came back down. The fire fighters WEREN'T pulling body after body of living people out of the rubble, they pulled one person out, one. In 24 hours, one person lived. The documentary still "haunts" me though. Yesterday I had to take a milestone where we read and answered quesrions about... earthquakes. And falling buildings... and people who died in the rubble. What gets my goose is that a girl I used to go to school with, Sarah, lost her sister Liz in the Pennsylvana attack. Then I find out this year that in the play she was in, her first line was about a plane crash, and her second was about someone jumping from the 22nd floor of a building. Just typing that re-induces the horrible sound of people jumping out of windows. The firefighter was right, the sound was so loud. It literally was the sound of fear and agony for the listener. Also, the thing is, document like this always get to me. 9/11 and The Laramie Project had me racked with tears and I felt sick inside at what those people did. The two boys and the terrorists. There were people in that plane and in those towers. Matt Shepard was a person. They had loved ones. Didn't the terrorists and the two boys know that? Im sure they did... but why didn't they care? Okay, I'm getting really somber and upset right now. I can't take this anymore, I have to stop typing. I... I... I just can't.[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssjsupreme [/i] [B] same here!:) i thinkl that it's really kinda gross to think of two guys tongue kissing and stuff:nope: but, for some reason, two girls that tongue kiss, it looks just fine. maybe it's just the femine body is just more beautiful. but hey, who knows?:eek: :huh: :all: [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]:therock: Right... because that's not sexist at all...[/COLOR] [QUOTE][I]Originally posted by Voodookanaka[/I] [B]the last 2 gf i had both broke up with me for the same reason 'im not good enough for you, u can have some gorgeous rich blonde with nice legs' both of them said the same thing, twas kind of spooky...and if this person actually exists id love to hear from u [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]*takes out polaroid camera* Strike a pose! *snaps shot of Voodoo* *hands the polaroid to Voodoo* He's right there... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Beh... Voodoo you seem to be in... er... a lot of my posts... and locations... and... um... this is gonna sound really stupid but not quite as stupid as what I just said... what is your real name? i dont feel like typing out Voodoo anymore... :D[/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]Dat work for me... :D[/COLOR] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Liamac~Srry... *shrugs* Asar~Yeah.. yup.. sure no problem... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ [i]Viper's sleep was light and her head nodded and jerked as she dreamed. Visions of coming danger flashed before her eyes. Viper's silver eyebrows knitted and she shocked herself awake. She startled herself and Alander as she jumped up and ran quickly back to the hotel. When Alander caught up to her, he found her crouched in a corner, tears streaking down her face. Viper heard his foot steps and leaped up crying. She buried her face in his chest and let it all out. Alan placed his hands on her shoulders and held her back so he could see her face.[/i] Alander:Viper what's wrong? Viper:I-I saw them die... Peregrine... Outlaw... Liam... Chole... everyone... they just... died... it was horrible... no one deserved to die that way... Alander:Aww calm down, they were just dreams Viper Viper:But you don't understand... I almost never dream... Dragons don't have dreams, they have prophecies... I don't dream unless... unless I'm seeing the future... Alander: Don't worry... Peregrine is a big girl, she can take care of herself... Viper:But... Alander:No... shhh... hush now... there is no reason to be worried... we're all fine... Viper:Mmmmm Alander:I'm serious... now relax Viper:Alright... but... now where do we sleep? [i]Alander smiled and walked a little ways down the hall. He knocked on a door and after a few minutes, Peregrine answered. Viper slept soundly the rest of the night with Alan watching over her as he talked to Peregrine.[/i] Peregrine:How do you know this? Alander:That's what she told me... Peregrine:I see...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by \¤~NoodleZ~¤/ [/i] [B][size=3] Piro you lucky dog! You get all of the attention in [b]MY[/b] thread! No I am not jealous and I was just kidding. There are very few all around nice guys in the world right now.[/size] [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Aww poor baby... is that mean old Piro moving in on your terms??? *throws Noodlez in a vacant room with a wet LM* *locks the door* Now then... didn't Voodoo say he'd make out with Piro and Kam say he'd make out with TN? *throws Queen Asuka in a closet and locks her up* I call first dibs to see Voodoo and Piro!!! Now... *whips out wallet* Who else wants to bid on dibs? Ladies? BG? ~~~~ Does this answer your question Asuka? I would love to see two guys making out... heh heh heh ~~~~ LET THE TOUNGE WARS BEGIN!!![/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]Yes Raiha... I can... I was just sick of it, I'd had enough. But if that's really all it was... I'll leave it at that... I'll drop it... discussion dismissed... god that sounded gay.. o_o; Alan~Ergh... ah sorry... left you kinda hanging there didnt I... sorry.. but rest assured... I got your... *cough* subtle hints.. *cough* *cough*[/COLOR] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alan:What are you doing? [i]No reply. Viper's eyes were shut and her face was centimeters away from Alan's. Her lips were dangerously close, Alan could feel her hot, warm, sweet breath billowing softly from her lips. Eevn in starlight Alan saw the rosy hue of her cheeks and noticed the way her silver hair glittered in the night. He waited patiently under her grasp, stealing quick looks at her... body. After a few moments, Viper's eyelids flickered and her eyelashes fluttered gently open, tickling Alan's cheek. Viper's fingertips dug into Alan's strong, muscular arms and she looked deep into his, um... green eyes.[/i] ~~~~~~~~~ OOC:Chole has green eyes right? ~~~~~~~~~ Alan:Viper... Viper:Come with me... Alan:Ah..bu... [i]Viper's white fingers (no pun intended) seemed to glow flourescently against Alan's tan, dark skin under the moon's watchful gaze. They trailed down his arm and over his hand and she let her fingers slip through his. She caressed his palm and led him away from the water fountain into the black woods. An archer and mage watched them away.[/i] Peri:He's quick... Chole:If Alan is still the brother he always was, she's quick, and god knows she was with me... Peri:You liked it... Chole:What?! Peri:You know you did... Chole:Peregrine! Peri:Oh come on... Chole:Fine... Peri:Ha! Told you... Chole:I know what I like better... [i]Chole took Peregrine's hands and kissed her softly.[/i] Alan:Viper where are we going? Viper:Shh... you must stay silent... [i]Alander and Viper sat down in a glade and looked up at the stars, barely able to make them out through the thick canopy. Viper laid back in Alan's arms, her head resting peacefully on his chest, with the outsides of her legs resting smoothly against the inside of his. She sat with her head looking forward into the darkness. After a few moments of nothing, Alan spoke to Viper.[/i] Alan:Should we get back? There is nothing here... Viper:Shhh... patience little apprentine.. patience... Alan:Hey! Don't call me a littl- Viper:Shh! Here they come... [i]Viper pointed forward and though Alan could barely make out where she was pointing, he didn't need to. He could guess that she was pointing to a small, distant spot in the forest. Through the trees the two could see a small, glowing, blue light. They could also hear soft, distant laughter and wings beating rapidly like a hummingbird's. Alan and Viper watched as several faeries began streaming out of the forest into the glade. Viper heard Alan gasp with shock and amazement as the glade lit up with blue light and the faeries swirled over head lauhging gayly. The faeries put on a show for nearly a half hour before slowly filtering out through the trees. [/i] Alan:That was amazing Viper... [i]Viper didn't answer. She simply moaned softly and nuzzled her cheek softly against his sleeve, burying her face in his arm sleepily.[/i] Alan:Viper? [i]Alan laughed softly as Viper slept, encased in his arms. He bent his head forward and rested his chin on her shoulder. Alan closed his eyes and his head drooped sleepily against her soft neck. Alan's breathing and heartbeat clicked in tune and he slipped dreamily into a soft, peaceful sleep for the rest of the night.[/i]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][size=1][color=indigo]I was more referring to how I'm not afraid to kiss a guy or anything. Hell, I'd probably make out with a guy if I wanted, lol.. size][/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]O.o Only if it's with TN, Safer, Rico, or Voodoo... and if you agree to let me, Baby Girl, Queen Asuka, Anna and LM watch and take a bajillion pictures... It'll be fun... [i]All the females on the board begin to fantasize[/i][/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][COLOR=royalblue]...........Godsmack didn't exist back then. You are such an ***.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Yeah, and your a moody *****. I dunno what it is with you Raiha, but you always seem to have a problem with me and you leap at the chance to show it. Every RPG we've both been in together, our characters have been enemies. X-Men 1, Silent Nobility and Moon Chaser~ Enemies. Tenchi Universe, Ryoko and Sasami~ Enemies, X-Men 2, Silent Nobility and Moon Chaser~ Enemies, Dragonhearts, Viper and Peregrine~ big suprise, Enemies. If you have a problem with me, why not come out and say it so we can end this whole ordeal. You know maybe I'm wrong, actually I hope I'm wrong b/c making enemies, believe it or not, is not atop my list of "Things to do". So otherwise, step off. I was playing around. I was just joking around and having some fun. Your right, Godsmack [i]didnt[/i] exist back in the 1700's, so? I felt like doing something new , it was just a one time thing and I'm sorry if I was still a little high on the music I was listening to. Excuse me for having fun, I'm so sorry your majesty, I won't do it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *reads asar and rico's posts* O.O The name thing so didnt occur to me... Alan is Alander? what...? but... dang... I never even thought of that... wow... o.O hey I guess it could work right? Viper and Peregrine's apprentence... oh I love it...[/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i] [B] what baffles me bout' females is that no matter what time of month it is they still seem to be able to blame PMT. [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]Ah-ha! You all just don't listen close enough... It's not just PMS is it ladies? Nope... there's also... DMS, AMS, PPMS, and pPMS (yes they are different) We just say it's only PMS... Its really... Premenstrual cycle, During menstrual cycle, After menstrual cycle, Pre-PMS, Post-PMS... all of which affect women's moods... so guys instead of being unhappy when you women is in her menstrual week, be happy when shes NOT in her week, when she has that one week a month, cuz really, thats all we get, one week, one pure week, that may be why your women are always so testy. :D[/COLOR]

[COLOR=purple]Well I'm not going to rant about the opposite sex as a whole so I'm going to tell you what I think about certain groups of the male sex and why I find them mind boggling. [B]Republicans[/B] Why do you all exist? Your the f'ing bane of my existence! SUCK UP SELF LOVING STUPID PIGS! [B]Macho Men[/B] Why do ya'll love your muscles more than your women? [B]Players[/B] Did you all wake up one morning and just say, well today I feel like making enemies, but how to do that? Oh I know! I'll piss off a bunch of people my gettng some from my girlfriend then cheating on her, lying to her friends, and all so I can get some more? *glares vengfully at Krillen* [B]Pimps[/B] Do you all HAVE to dress like complete idiots? [B]Gay Men[/B] Gay men are what make the world unbearble to live in, now before you start taking offense there TN and friends, hear my reasons, what truly boggles my mind about Gay Men is the fact that I have yet to meet a gay man who wasn't hott as the sun. Honestly, WHY IS IT THAT GAY MEN ARE THE SEXIEST MEN ON THIS EARTH AND WHY CANT WOMEN HAVE YOU GUYS?! It's just not fair... it really isn't... *runs away and cries* [B]Perfect Men[/B] Why don't you exist? That's all I can think of right now... Sorry if I offended you... anyone... I'm just... not in the best mood right now... Probably b/c this is my 666th post... O.o[/COLOR]

Viper:Er.. AH! I know... Chole:Go on.. Viper: Oompaloompa-do-bady-do.. I've got another puzzle for you.. Oompaloompa-do-bad-da-dee.. if you are wise you'll listen to me.. What do you get when your kid is a brat? More rich and more spoiled than a siamese cat? *silence* Viper:Just kidding... here lemme try something else.. Alan:Peregrine... I'm scared... [i]Viper scowl and pokes the staff out in front of her under Alan's feet. He trips and lands face first in the dust. Viper is in tears laughing.[/i] Alan:That wasn't funny... [i]Alan stands up rubbing his bottom and rushes back towards Viper. He raises his hand to smack her and just as his hand comes down, Alander grabs his wrist and flips him on the ground.[/i] Alander: Do not ever hit a lady... Peri:I'm sorry... did you call me? Viper:Shut up... Peri:Just kidding Viper... :) Alander:Please.. continue singing.. Viper:Well it's not gonna be anything sweet and classy.. I'm not Peregrine... Alander:What ever you prefer m'lady... Chole:I'm gonna be sick... Viper:I got the better half didn't I Peregrine? [i]Viper laughs and turns away from the group. She stops a few feet bak and raises the Aeon Staff high above her head. A green smoke erupts from the jewel and heavy metal begins to blare from and unseen source into the desert, slicing the silence gracefully. When he green cloud lifts, Viper is standing on a tall serpent shaped platform with five men and their instruments surrounding her. Viper cocks and eyebrow and gestures to the man next to her.[/i] Viper:This is Sully.. [i]The group gapes at the stage as the music begins again and Viper and Sully step up to the microphone.[/i] Peregrine:Show off... Viper:This one is for you Chole... [i]Viper winks one of her eyes and then her eyes blaze an extravegent color of blue never before or again seen my mortal eyes. She strikes a guitar chord and she and Sully begin to sing into the microphone.[/i] Viper/Sully:I... STAND ALONE! INSIDE I! STAND ALONE! I... STAND ALONE! INSIDE I! STAND ALONE! [i]The 6 people onstage finish the song and then switch chords to a new song sung only by Viper.[/i] Viper:This song is my favorite... as you'll soon see... [i]Melancholy tunes ripple from the speakers and Alan lights up a lighter. Liam knocks him over the head and they turn back to the stage.[/i] Viper:I'm not the one whos so far away when I feel the snake bite enter my vee-eins, never did I wanna be here again and I don't remember why I came.. [i]When Viper finishes the song, she kisses Sully on the cheek and jumps down from the stage. She turns and faces it, raises the Aeon Staff high, and summons the white smoke. The stage vanishes when it lifts and Viper is standing, grinning hugely, with and arm tucked neatly under Alander's.[/i] Peri:Are you quite finished? Viper:Yup... okay, lets go now... Peri:Thank you god... Alander:I didn't know you liked Godsmack... [i]Alander wraps an arm around Viper and they walk ahead of the stunned group and laugh and talk for several hours undisturbed.[/i] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [COLOR=purple]Alright.. sorry.. that was a little far fetched.. but... I just finished watching "Making the Video" with Godsmack... and... I needed a stretch. I'm sick and have been cooped up in this house for 3 days now with no signs of my cold going away... and like I said... I needed to stretch. :D[/COLOR]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B][COLOR=darkblue] Iris: Almost...we just have to get all this crap loaded... COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=purple]O_o uh... who?[/COLOR] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [i]Viper stretched her arms over her head and yawned widely. As she did, her teeth were bared and Chole saw they were smooth, white, sharp daggers. Viper shut her mouth and stood up. She turned to Chole.[/i] Viper:I'm hungry. Wanna go grab a bite to eat before we leave? Chole:Nah... I'll just stay here and wait for Peregrine... Viper:*hurt* Oh.. okay... I'll uh... be right back... Chole:Viper... [i]Viper turned away from him and holding the Aeon staff, walked into a nearby resturant, silver hair streaming and glittering in the wind. Chole shook his head and watched her disappear through the door.[/i] [i]Viper sat down at a table in the back and waited patiently for the waiter to come. She flipped open the menu and read her choices silently.[/i] Waiter:May I help you ma'am? [i]Viper peered over the top of her menu and then closed it and looked up at the waiter. Viper's eyes widened and her mouth hung open. She shut her eyes and burst out laughing. Before her stood... Chole.[/i] Viper:Chole!? HA!!!!!! Waiter:Excuse me? Viper:Chole what are you doing???!!! Waiter:I'm afraid I don't know what your talking about ma'am. Viper:Chole don't play dumb... ha!!!!!!!!!!! Waiter:Ma'am are you feeling alright? Would you like some water? Viper: Don't call me ma'am... you know my name... Waiter:Miss... are you okay? Do you want to lie down? Viper:Your really not Chole are you? Waiter:No ma'am, my name is Alander... Viper:But... you look exactly like Chole... except you don't have the scars... Alander:Who is Chole? Viper:I want you to come meet him... Alander:But... Viper:No.. your coming to meet him... [i]Viper stood and grabbed Alander by the wrist. She picked up her staff and she led Alander out of the resturant and over to the fountain where Chole sat. Viper playfully kicked Chole's leg gently and he looked up. When his eyes fell on Alander Chole felt his heart stop and his blood run cold.[/i] Chole:Alander? Viper:You know him?! Alander:Chole... is it you? Chole:It is... Alander:I must go... Chole:I understand... Viper:What? Hey wait what's going on here? Chole: Do you remember the first time I met your brother? Viper:Yes... you hated each other... Chole:I didn't hate him... it's just that your twin... reminded me of mine... [i]Viper's mouth hung open as Chole gestured to Alander.[/i] Alander:A prophecy was made at our birth... Viper:What? Alander:The prophecy said... Chole:Strong united they will fight, 'till a day when plagued with blight, the two will run and roam the lands, and one will die at the other's hands. Viper:Deep... Alander:I haven't seen Chole since I was seven because one of us will kill the other... so our parents made us part... Chole:And now your bringing Alander here has possibly done more harm than good... Viper:Well thats just too bad. Because the first part of your prophecy says you two are strongest together.... and we need all the help we can get if we are going to Arethei... Alander:Yes but... Viper:No.. your coming with us... Chole:Alander always was a good swordsman... he may be helpful.. Alander:But... Chole:If there is one thing I've learned Alander... do not argue with Viper... she will win... Viper:Thank you Chole... [i]Viper smiled and she followed Alander back into the resturant. When they came back out, Outlaw, Alan, Liam, and Peregrine had already met up with Chole. Alan took one look at Alander and fainted. Peregrine was wide eyed and Liam was speechless.[/i] Peri:How do we tell them apart? Viper:Peregrine, this is Chole's twin, Alander. How do we tell them apart? Well, Chole broke my heart and Aeon scarred his right eye. Alander is free of scars... Peri:Uh-huh... [i]Everyone continued to stare at Alander which made him very uncomfortable. Viper laughed and wrapped her arms around Alander's muscular arm and snuggled her head against his arm.[/i] Alander:Affectionate isn't she? [i]Alander smiled and Chole nodded. The group moved out toward the desert.[/i]

[COLOR=purple]Doesnt Sephie-san have a baby girl? *snickers* Baby Girl.. *laughs* How you like them apples BG? *cracks up and dies*[/COLOR]