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  1. Well it's just that you guys posted before I finished. --------------------------------------- Andrew: *knocking bac his tenth bottle* Know there's a boy who can't hold his drink Craig: *raises middle finger* Andrew: Or maybe it's just this boat. I hate boats. He walks down into the cabin and looks about. He then goes back up to the deck and takes a piss over the side.
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    Just as Craig is about to introduce himself Andrew walks up to her. Andrew: Morty is no longer the gym leader, I AM!.................until I resume my journey. Tris: Well.......Let's see what you got Andrew: Let's:demon: They both walk into the gym and stand at opposite ends of it Andrew: 3 pokeomn each, no time limit and a special rule. 1 pokemon may only fight for one round then you must change it. Ready? Tris: Ready
  3. JESUS! I leave for one day and then find that every ****er is taking the piss of me and the there's and extra 500 odd pages. ---------------------------------- Andrew and Craig walk behind some crates getting ever nearer to the yaht(sp). A guard is on the other side of them. Andrew: There's the boat. You go on while I distract this here guard. Craig: Very well. Craig stumbles off while Andrew walks around the crate and straight into the guard. He takes out a cigar and his lighter and begins lighting it. Andrew: Excuse me can you tell me where dock 44 is my map please. Guard: Yes sir The guard walk up to Andrew and as he begins to look at the map Andrew puts him in a head lock and drags him behind the crates. Andrew walks out with his cigar in his mouth and he straigthens his collar. He joins Craig, Ken and Sabir in the boat. He rips off his tux and and takes a pair off jeans out of his briefcase. He pulls on a vest and sits in the cabin smoking his cigar. Andrew: What a waste of a mission Ken: I guess but we got another waiting for us when we get back. Craig: Great......and not even a drinking break. Andrew: There's always time for drink. Sabir: Men?
  4. Tenchi: Well Ryoko, care for another drink? Ryoko: Yes please Tenchi Tenchi goes up to the bar. He comes back with a pint and some crazy woman's drink. He downs the pint in one and gives Ryoko her drink. He goes back to the bar and gets another and downs that instantly too. He comes back and begins dancing more freely and starts to enjoy himself.
  5. Andrew and Dues step on to the plane and Ken turns on the engines. Andrew throws his bag on a seat and sits down. Andrew: Let's get out of here. Ken: Ok, Everyone on bored? Then let's go The plane lifts off the ground and into the clouds. They are above the sea in minutes and begin their travel to the UK. Andrew: Since this prime minister knows about us and likes women shouldn't Both Siren and Sabir try and seduce him at the same time? Ken: Good idea.
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    The door to the gym burts open and Andrew walks in. He walks straight over the path knowing exactly which were fake and which were real. Andrew: STOP! Craig: What? Morty: Andrew? Andrew: You know this gym belongs to me old man. After I beat you and your pathetic ghosts a long time ago. Morty: Very well
  7. Ken's phone begins to ring. He searches through his pockets and fishes it out. Ken: Yo? Andrew: You guys better hurry your asses up. I got a nice big plane reay and it be a waste if I went on my own. Ken: I here ya. We're on our way. Ken puts his cell phone back in his pocket and they begin to get ready. At the airport.... Andrew holds his desert eagle and spins it around on his finger and then puts it back into his holster under his vest. He looks around impatiently. He here's a car pull up and some people get out. His eyes focus and he sees several armed guards coming his way. He takes his Shotgun out from the front seat of his car and walks towards them. Andrew: Go time! He shots one in the leg and pulls him behind some boxes. Andrew: Who are you walking for? Thug: F**k you Andrew presses the shotgun against his forehead. Thug: Ok ok. Some guy called Donqua. Andrew: Donqua? He pulls the trigger adn the thug falls to the floor. He pulls out his Uzi and pumps loads of bullets into the remaining quards. He runs back to his car and drives onto the plane and starts up the engines. Andrew: *thinks* He better hurry up.
  8. Back at TPM HQ.... Andrew is in the locker room. He opens his locker and outs his vest and jeans inside. He takes out traditional Brittish business man suit and slips his desert eagle inside his shirt. He also takes out a breifcase with various things inside. His Uxi, pulse rifle, some ammo, a small computer, an ear piece and various other things. He lights a cigar and walks into the garage. He steps inside his car and speeds off. He slips a CD into his player as he comes out of the submarine and opens the roof as the music blares. Andrew: *thinks* Watch out UK........Andrew's coming home
  9. But he's not actually Gohan. His name is for some reason the same but he's not the Gohan. ------------------------------------------- In another gravity room Andrew trains for a while. With the gravity on 900 he lifts weights flies round and does various other things. He stops some way through and meditaes for a while. He stops...........stands up and stares into space Andrew:............It's here..........the power has arrived. He turns off the gravity and flies off towards the power. He lands a little distance from the battle field and looks at the ship. He wonders who is inside....... -------------------------------------------- Fight time guys. Just bring yourself in and I'll take it from there. Andrew's new stats Strength: 1,900,000 Speed: 2,200,000 Agility: 1,900,000 Inteligence:2,100,000 Ki: 1,900,000 Andrew's new SSJ stats Strength: 5,900,000 Speed: 6,200,000 Agility: 5,900,000 Inteligence:6,100,000 Ki: 5,900,000
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    Clair: You'll never win Andrew: One of my pokemon could piss all over your pathetic dragons but I'm not gonna use and show you my skill Clair: Skill? Don't make me laugh. 2 pokemon each, no time limit but If I beat you I get one of your pokemon Andrew: Fine. You don't have a chance in hell of beating me. Clair release a Dragonair from it's pokeball and Andrew throw out Zubat. Clair: You expect to beat me with that. Without a response Andrew signaled his Zubat and it confused Drafonair instatnyl with a confuse ray. Clair: Twister! The dragonair begins to make a twister and it shakes around from side to side and then goes straight back at Dragonair. Then Zubat flies up and bites Dragonair and it faints. A blinding flash surrounds Zubat and he evolves into Golbat. Clair recalls Dragonair and sends out Dragonite. Andrew recalls Golbat and takes the pokeball from his necklace. Andrew: Do it Gastly. Clair: Ice beam! Andrew: Shadow ball Before Gastly can attack it is hit by the ice beam and falls back. It then flies straight at Dragonite and licks it. Then it uses hypnosis and then dream eater. Dragonite slowly loses health and Gastly builds his back up. Dragonite awakens and uses thunderbolt and Gastly bearly dodges it. He then uses psychic. Dragonite is thrwon across the gym and hits the wall with a very large bang. It faints and Clair calls it back. Clair: You're good....but you don't get the badge. you have to prove to me first that you are worthy Andrew: I just beat **** into your pathetic pokemon what more do you need, woman? Clair: How dare you Andrew: Shut up and give me the badge. Clair: Never. Andrew: Stubborn F**K. Go Articuno! Articuno comes out and uses Blizzard on Clair completly freezing her. Andrew walks upto her and takes the badge from her hand. Andrew: Bye bye now. He exits the gym and heads back to Ecruteak.
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    After some hours toiling through the ice path Andrew exits into the light and is somewhat dazed. He walks down a short grassy path and enters Blackthorn. He heads to the gym and walks straight in. Suddenly from out of the darkness Clair walks out. Clair: Who the hell are you? Andrew: Your next opponent. Clair: You mean defeat. Andrew: I've heard of you unbelieveable cheek. let's just get this over with.
  12. Andrew: Ya gots a nice stash there boy, but once you've proven your usefulness you get the stuff free. Ken: Speaking of which give me a little preview of your moves. Hack into my computer. Jose: You kidding? Ken: No.......go ahead Jose takes a lap top out and begins to type. Ken: *mumbles to the others* He'll never do it. my computers too notch
  13. Jose, still standing in the door way, looks at everyone. Andrew gets up and walks towards him. He lights a cigar on the way and stops in front of Jose. Andrew: *In a cheesy Clint Eastwood style voice* So you think your a big boy now do ya? Just as Jose is about to answer, Andrew takes the cigar out of his mouth and blows smoke in his face. He then starts laughing and holds out his hand. Andrew: Welcome aboard. Jose:.................... Ken: Don't mind him he's always like this with new recruits. Jose then shakes Andrew's hand. Andrew: Ken tells me you got yourself a dodge viper? Jose: Yeah.....so? Andrew: I was just gonna say.....It's a nice car........and stay away form mine........it's the green one. Andrew goes back to his seat and puts his feet on the table and continues smoking his cigar. He puts on his sun glasses for no reason. Ken: Your so lame.... Deus: I agree Andrew: Thanks! I do try.
  14. The door to the briefing room opens and Andrew steps in now in Jeans and a vest. He aims His desert Eagle at Ken and pulls the trigger. It hits Ken straight in the head. They all look at Ken and then at Andrew. Ken, still alive, puts his hand to his head and pulss out...........a sticky dart........? Andrew: Gotcha! Ken throws the dart back at Andrew and he reloads it into his toy Desert Eagle. Ken: Where did you get that? Andrew: Coll isn't it? Looks realistic too. Ken:..................Anyway:therock:. Andrew: *Sits at table with legs up* So about this job? Warlock: We got to wait for the others. Deus: Boring
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    Andrew walks out of Mahgany town and leaves the city on his way towards BlackThorn. He works for a mile or two and comes to the icee path. Andrew: *surveys the entrance* Let's do this. He steps in and as he walks further down the caverns the place becomes darker. He turns a corner anf falls down a small pit about 7ft tall. He gets up holding his back when a delibird jumps out. He looks at it impatiently and then unclips the pokeball from his necklace. He throws it to the floor and Gastly bursts out and immediatly puts Delibird to sleep with hypnosis. Andrew: Worthless creature.....you could probably get me a good pokemon in a trade for your rareness. He takes out a pokeball and is about to throw it but a large pokemon comes down infront of him. His eyes widen as he stares at the magnificent being. Andrew: Ar....Art......Articuno?!?!?! He signals to Gastly to focus his attacks on Articuno. Gastly uses hypnosis and instantly puts it to sleep. Andrew throws the pokeball and Articuno breaks out straight away. He signals to Gastly to attack. Gastly uses Nightmare, then dream eater and slowly begins to drain Articuno's health. Andrew throws the pokeball again but Articuno still breaks out. Articuno eventually faints and Andrwe throws the ball and Aricuno breaks out yet again. Andrew puts the pokeball in his pocket and reaches into his back. He pulls out an ultra ball. Andrew: I was saving this for a time like this. He throws it at Articuno. It wiggles once, twice.........three times. Andrew picks up the ball and shows no sign of enthusyasum and continues walking with Gastly following him.
  16. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i] [B][COLOR=royalblue][i]Still in her swimsuit, she pulled out her apples[/i][/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] EXCUSE YOU! we'll have none of that talk around here young lady anyway....... -------------------- Andrew continues lazing around on the floor.
  17. Andrew: Get ready! Omaru: Show me what you got Andrew smircks and gives out a quick laugh. He begins to power up more. He puts his arms out at his sides as a small ball appears infront of him. He puts his hands forward towards the ball as it grows bigger. Andrew's muscles begins to constantly bulk up and then down as his power increases. He finally shouts at the top of his lungs then dissappears. From behind him Omaru here's Andrew shout Andrew: FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!!! Omaru turns around to see the beam coming right at him. He puts up his arms and catches the beam. It begins pushing him back slowly. His hands begins to glow as a beam of his own errupts from them. The beams even out as both warriors push greatly. Finally they explode in the middle throwing both warriors back. Andrew flies forward back at Omaru but he zanzokens around him and throws a punch. Andrew counters with a punch of his own and they spar viciously for a while
  18. Sounds interesting... Name: Andrew "John boy" Curtis Age: 22 Ethnic Group: Brittish. Weapons: Light weight pulse rifle with explosive charges, sawed off Shotgun, Desert Eagle and an Uzi. Special Talent: Great with weapons and hand to hand combat. very sneaky and stealth like. Bio: In 2004 Andrew left school and joined the army. He become a top class officer in no time with his great skill. He gained his nick name because his middle name was John and the officers always said that he was the boy for the job. After the world became corupt Andrew's family was lost in a gang war and he oined the group to get revenge on every scum around.....and to get a bit of cash and women on the side. Description: Quite a tall man with a very big and muscular build. Blonde spikey hair and brown eyes. Mostly wears his stealth suit on missions but sometimes wears regular clothes, Jeans, vest, trainers etc..
  19. Character Name: Andrew Species: Metropod Weapon: His entire body is covered with a great armour and an exoskeliton much like that of Gray Fox on MGS. Primary Ability: He has a hell of alot of guns in his body and can be drawn at will. He has superhuman strength, speed and agility. Secondary Ability: Thick large blade can extent from his knuckles. and he's a great hand to hand fighter. Personality Details: The baddest attitude around. Not many people have messed with him and survived. Description: Gray Fox's suit
  20. Andrew and Omaru continue training as their time to exit draws near. --------------------------- In a space pod not far from mars.... --------------------------- ???: We draw near master big mean scary???: Excellent. I shall avenge my father and grandfather and finally finish what they set out to do................ HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  21. Well it's great that you got all ya gems and stuff but we were in the middle of clubbing! Dammit why do these things keep changing??!!??!!
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    Andrew walks into the pokemon centre after triamphantly(sp) Winning against the leader. He walks up to Nurse Joy and hands her his 4 pokeballs. Andrew: *low, unemmotinal voice* Heal my pokemon please Nurse Joy. Nurse Joy: Sure. He turns and seats himself in a chair next to the wall. He gazes in to space in deep thought. Suddenly he feels someone shaking him. He looks at Tris who is now shaking him. Tris: Nurse Joy is done with your pokemon. He gets up immediately and walks straight towards Nurse Joy. He takes the pokeballs and heads straight for the door. Nurse Joy and Tris look at him speechlessly.
  23. I know your here but it appears that the only other person here is DrunkenMaster. Where the hell is everyone else? Dammit their asses! I know how to pass the time........I'll just sit and:p
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