DeathKnight

[color=crimson]Meanwhile, Ken continued writing his letter, while listening to the silence- Which was the first dose of silence that had fallen since first arriving there earlier that day. By now, it was almost supper time, and thank god. It had been a long day. He added a signature to the letter, and slipped it into his backpack for now, and walked out of the room into the hallway and out of the house, several small shadows following him. Ken: Man. It's gonna rain tonight. And it looks like a pretty hard rain. The sky just north of the house was black as the night, the only light coming from the occasional bolt of lightning that would streak across the sky. Ken glanced at the pool where Neil was chilling at, and arched an eyebrow. Ken: Neil, er. There's a storm coming. Neil: No sh*t. Ken: You're in the pool. Neil: No sh*t. Ken: Hello? There's lightning in storms. Neil: You're observant today. Ken sighed, fighting an obviously losing battle, and shrugged, heading back inside to see what was going on in the kitchen.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken shook all the ash off of his body, and raised one hand, aimed at Asuka. Her dress slowly returned to its former spleandor, and then some. Then, her Tiara, without the dime, appeared on her head, and Ken walked back into the kitchen, to attempt to get a snack again...[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken sighed, and pulled the Tiara out of his pocket, and handed it to her with a grin on his face. Ken: Here. :P With that Ken closed his eyes and teleported a few feet away, and picked up his snack, and walked twards his room.. MiniKen: I wanted to bite off his ear >_

[color=crimson]Ken: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH O_O Ken continued struggling to get free, getting more caught up in Asuka's ruffly skirts, plushies still attacking him. He continued to try to get away, but couldnt. At that moment, Neil came around the corner with a hotdog from the kitchen and froze, staring. Neil: .. Whoa. Uh. Didnt mean to intrude. Neil turned around, and walked back into the kitchen to Ken's utter dismay. Ken: NO! WAIT! I'M BEING ATTACKED! V_V!!!!!...[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken grabbed a quick snack and slinked out of the kitchen, looking somewhat excited with an impish grin about Asuka losing her tiara. Suddenly, "I did it" blares over the intercom and Ken freezes in his tracks, with a grimace on his face. He picks up his pace a notch, and runs out of the kitchen.[/color]

[color=crimson]As Foredaddy was hanging halfway out of a wall, his head and upper body outside, and his lowerbody still hanging inside the house, Ken looked down at him from the roof, and shook his head. Raising one hand, a Katana appeared above it, and floated into his grasp. Jumping off the roof, Ken had the sword facing straight down- Right at Foredaddy's forehead. With a digusting noise, the sword ripping right through the middle of Fore's forehead, and out the other end of his head, dripping red with blood. Fore began to yell, as his head exploded with the rest of his body, turning into black ash, that blew away with the wind. Ken closed his eyes, and Foredaddy was ressurected in the Kitchen in his normal form, without the ability to transform. In a stop-motion like form, the wall pieced back together in less than 6 seconds, repairing itself. Ken opened his eyes, and his sword disappeared. [i]Very Good Ken. You have made a good [b]PeaceKeeper of the House[/b] so far. Keep it up.[/i] Ken nodded, and walked inside, heading for the kitchen at a somewhat brisk pace to get a snack.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: Er. We should keep it down. We dont want to be rude. MiniKen: *jumps on Ken's head* To the secret spot! Ken: The roof? MiniKen: shh >.> Dont tell anyone. Ken: *shakes his head and walks outside* Frontflipping upwards, Ken landed ontop of the roof, and layed down, and closed his eyes, letting out a long sigh. MiniKen blinked twice, and stared, confused. MiniKen: So. What do you think about my plan.. Should we put Operation: Dry Heave into effect? Ken: Neil wouldnt attack QA and her plushies. He's not THAT arrogant. MiniKen: Bwehehehehe. You sure? Ken: --;;; No.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: But Neil, should we execute Operation: I'm Fluffy In Certain Areas? Neil: What are you saying? Ken: Well. I have plushies. And MiniKen is kinda cute... and.. I dunno. Neil: I knew it! YOU ARE ON THE ENEMIES SIDE! Neil raised his hand, and a small orb of Ki formed. In the third bright flash that day, Ken flew out of the bedroom, skidded along the floor, and hits the wall with a light 'thud'. Neo: *yells* YOU OK KEN? Ken: ..... Ye...ah... A smaller bright flash eminates as well, and MiniKen flies over Ken, and hits the wall above him, and lands on Ken's stomach. MiniNeil makes an annoyed face, and walks into the bedroom Neil was in, where whispering from both of them eminate out. Ken and MiniKen: I AM A-OK! Ha ha ha ha.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: There's plushies everywhere.. this is getting out of hand. Neil: LETS MASSACRE THEM Ken: We did that already. Neil: .. Damn. Can we do it again? Ken: Not without Asuka killing us. Neil: Can she kill us? Ken: Do you really want to find out? Neil: Sure. Ken: ..;;; MiniNeil: FIGHT MUAHAHAHAHAH Ken: "plushies are exactly the same as the person they're copied after." In that moment another bright flash eminated throughout the house, followed by a yell as a blackened, smoking Ken flew through the house and right out the open window, crashing in the yard a dozen feet away.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: ... QA: Well. It *is* a plushie of [b]Neil[/b]. Ginny: Good point. ^^; Neil and Mini-Neil: KILL SOMETHING! [b][Pyscho Neil][/b]YAAAAAAAAAAA [b][/Pyscho Neil][/b] Mini-Juu: Miss Queen.. Can I at least have one marshmellow v.v QA: *points to the sign* Mini-Juu: >_

[color=crimson]Ken: *outside* IS THAT IT, BRO? Neil: I think so. -.- I hope so. Both of them high five each other, and look at the trashcan, which is overflowing with debries from plushies. Ken scratches his nose, and Neil stretches a bit before both of them head back inside.[/color]

[color=crimson]Dragging the two sofas from infront of the blue room, Ken sets up a barrier in the narrow hallway between the bedrooms and kitchen, with Neil loading some guns behind him, a cigarette in his mouth. Neil tosses Ken two subauto UZIs with scopes, while neil takes two double barrel shotguns for himself. Squads of evil plushies scamper out of the kitchen with weapons, massacreing the couches that were in the room beyond, as both of them hunkered down, for the War of the Plushies. Different plushies of all sizes and shapes turned their attention from the two couches, to the two men behind another 2 couches. Each of them looked at each other in an evil, impish way and charged. Gunfire erupted out, plushies fall over, some with their legs blow off, others with holes in their head, and some completely obliterated. Ken and Neil fought back wave after wave of plushies, with Neo in the back with a sniper rifle, picking off the stray ones with supreme accuracy. Juu: *throws marshmellows at them* Ken: *over the gunfire* AND THAT HURTS THE PLUSHIES HOW? Juu: ^^' Finally, running out of ammo, Ken and Neil went for hand to hand combat, with Neo still sniping in the back. 4 plushies jumped Ken, two biting on his right arm, the others attacking his face from his shoulders. Ken raised his hand, ready to toast them all- QA: FREEZE! Everybody *freeze*! All of the rabid plushies froze in their spots, as did Ken and Neil as the Queen of the Plushies walked up and looked at the plushies. QA: This is going too far. My plushies are being hurt >_< Go back into my bag. Plushies: Awww... QA: DO IT! All the rabid plushies muttered something, and walked twards QA's plushie bag, some still having a knife or small gun. Ken and Neil were still frozen, and still in a battle stance. Juu: You two have to clean all this up you know. Neo: *slinks off silently with a grin, and is succesful* Neil and Ken: But. -.- Juu and QA: No buts. Get to work, gentlemen. N and K: *each sigh, and begin to clean up the debries of plushies, Ken repairing the couch with magic, and various other destroyed parts of the room*[/color]

[color=crimson]Mini Ken: *walks in with blood dripping off his Plushie face* ^-^ Hehehehe. Ken: o_o;; Neil: ... Not gonna say anything. Ken: Shut up. What if there was a plushie of you? QA: *perks up* Plushie of Neil? Suddenly, a large shadow is cast on the nearby wall, and it approaches Neil. It comes around the corner, and standing there is a Neil plushie, complete with a small can of Red Bull. Neil: ................................................. Ken: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ken falls over laughing, and rolls around as a lightblue sweatdrop drops down Neil's forehead. He stares at the plushie of himself for a moment and turns around, trying to ignore it. QA: ^^ Plushies For Everyone! [i].. How many plushies do you have here? And how many are alive?[/i] QA: Lost count. Ken and Neil: ;;;; Plushies: *hang around various parts of the house*[/color]

[color=crimson]But, the real mystery is.. Ken is in the shower. What evil is Ken plotting with a [b]clone[/b] of himself? Or is this clone a mere illusion.. Or is that Mini-Ken, dressed as a Giant Marshmellow? Standing in the shower, green gobs of what was left of NeoCactuar's cactus form flowed down the drain, as Ken sang "You know you're right", unknowing the evils that were going on outside. Outside, Mini-Ken and Mini-James were still argueing- as volitile as ever, and 'Ken' stood in the Marshmellow coustume, with an insane look in his eye. He reached up to his face, and ripped a mask off.. and it turned out to be none other than.. .. Janet Reno, the x-lover of Ken. She had gone insane when Ken had dumped her, and now wanted to wreck havoc in the house.. [i]What the hell. Alright. Janet, get out.[/i] Janet: NO! HE STILL LOVES ME! *punches the intercom* [i]Dont make me zap you, Sir![/i] Janet: >_> KENNNN! MY LOVER KEN! Neil: Dude. I thought she would give up eventually. Janet: This stupid no good house is taking away my Ken. [i]Actually. Really. How did you get in?[/i] Janet: Front door was unlocked. Everyone: ......... [i]... That wasnt what I meant.[/i] Mini-Ken: *Plushie Blank Stare* EVIL WOMAN! *attacks Janet Reno and she runs out of the house screaming, Mini-Ken tearing her flesh off in ribbons as she goes* Janet: *screams and runs to the front gate of the yard surronding the house, but she doesnt have enough energy left to escape* Mini-Ken: ROAR! *devours Janet in a bloody mess* [i]Hey. That little dude is pretty cool.[/i] Neil: I wanted to do that too. -.-;;[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken twitches once, maggots covering all the needles and absorbing them into himself, and picked Neo up and slowly walked twards the pool, with a serious pissed off look on his face. Aeris P: Ewww.. Maggots He nonchantly throws Neo into the pool, where he starts to absorb all the water in, like any good cactus would. Neo begins to inflate like a balloon, and with one final horrific explosion, dies. Ken: *covered in Cactuar guts* Sigh. With a wave of his hand, Ken ressurects Neo as his human form in the house, and shakes his head, some green globs falling out, and falling to the ground. Ken: *Walks to the shower with the pissed off look on his face still* -.-.. Neil: I wanted to do that.. o_o Ken: *begins to take a shower*[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: Everyone depends on the MAGE for what they do. Grr. *mutters on to himself about the unfairness of being a mage* Neil: Shh Ken. I'm trying to kick *ss here. Ken: -______________________-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;[/color]

[color=crimson]Neil: Hey Ken.. You ever had fried cactus? Ken: Yea. I've had several kinds of dishes with cactus in them. Too bad we dont have a cactus, eh? Neil: Ohhh. But we do have a cactus. Ken: Ah. Yes... and it's a giant cactus. Feast? Neil: *uses ki and all the needles fly out of himself* Ken: *rips himself off the fence, his wounds healing in an undead-like fashion* Neo: o_o Sh*t. Neil: *powers up to SSJ3* Ken: *Summons his sword and awakens his MP for magic* Neo: Haha. I was just trying to help her you know ^^;; HA HA HA HA ha. Neil: -.- *raises his hand* Ken: *raises his sword* LK: Hey.. wait. Dont leave me here. Ken and Neil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *charge after Neo, their auras glowing brightly* Neo: AHHHH *cactuar runs* [i].. Sigh.[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]Aeris: o_o;; You people are weird.. Ken: You dont know the half of it, Plushie of mine. I might as well see what LK has in store for the house. [i]Nothing *I* cant handle. *conceited*[/i] Ken: Shut up. Aeris: o_O;; Ken jogs after the two..[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: Well Folks. Neil is going pyscho. [i]He's been pyscho, Ken.[/i] Neil: *comes around the corner* You have yet to know the extent of pyscho intill you **** with me -.- Ken: Hahaha look at the time. *briskly walks twards the kitchen, but runs into Yoda Craig* Y. Craig: Suprised to see me, you are. Time for beer, it is. Ken: .......................... Aeris Plushie: *sitting on Ken's head* o_o; Interesting~ Ken: Dude.. Y. Craig: Training, you need. Come with Yoda, you will. Ken: o_o;; Craig. snap out of it. Y. Craig: Drunk, we will get. F*cking, we will do. Aeris Plushie: *falls over* Neil: Ewww... You? F*cking? Everyone in the vacinity: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! NOT AS YODA! EWWWWWWWWWWW! Ken: .. Scarred. Neil: Scarred.. Aeris Plushie: v_v Scarred! Y Craig: *takes out lightsaber* Funny, that is not. Speak in real sentances, I wish I could. Ken: o_o Neil: *raises hand slowly and blasts Craig out of the house, and into the yard with Ki* Well. Now that *THAT'S* over.. Where was I? Ken: You were about to give me money ^-^..; Neil: No. But nice try. Ken: >_

[color=crimson]Ken: I feel an odd disturbance in the force.. I feel a presence.. of which I havent felt since... *catches a glance of his plushie out of the corner of his eyes* Its. Its. Its... Me. o_o Wow. How did. Where did... o_O;;.... .... Ken Plushie: *waves* Ken: ...;[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: .. *slowly slinks off as everyone denies it* He whistles innocently, headed for the kitchen slowly but surely.[/color]

[color=crimson]Thats all you can see cause your in BB, bro. Lol. -------- Ken: *roasted*.. Dude. Well. I was right, wasnt I? *[b]BOOM[/b]* Ken: *super roasted* Alright. Right on. .. .. Ow. Aeris Plushie: Oh my. o_o; Neil: Talking plushie.. *raises hand* Ken: NOT THE PLUSHIE *jumps infront of Aeris as he is hit by ki again* [/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: I can make obnoxious noises with my armpits. [i]... Please. Spare me.[/i] Ken: Alright Alright. Seriously.. I er. Have good people skills?.. [/color]

[color=crimson]No. Lol. It's Hal last I checked. --- Ken: [size=1]Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!![/size] *runs around softly screaming* [i]I have a nice title. You're title sucks.[/i] [b]No. >_< Shut uppppp[/b] Neil: I SAID I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC The intercom and Golden Chainsaw of Damnation start to argue in a quiet whisper, as Neil smiles to himself, and leans back comfortably. In Ken's bag, a soft rustle is heard followed by the familiar unzipping sound of baggage. Out of his bag comes his plushie of Aeris. The plushie dusts herself off, and places a hand on her chest looking around in amazement. Aeris Plushie: Oh my. o_o Where am I? Ken: *runs in and sees his plushie standing up and staring at him* Aeris P: Hello *waves to Ken* Ken: *points to plushie and opens his mouth, but nothing comes out* Liam: o_O... This is getting too strange.[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken silently searches for the Golden Chainsaw of Damnation in his bags, while wondering what a gold chainsaw can do to help destroy the demonized house. [i]*in Hal 3000 voice* What are you doing Ken?[/i] Ken: *continues on silently* [i]No Ken. Dont do it. You wouldnt.[/i] Lifting up a finely crafted Chainsaw made of pure gold, Ken looks at the intercom with a devilish grin and starts it up. As the Chainsaw comes the life, a lightning bolt flashes outside. Ken: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA HA HA HA HA Neil: Shut the f*ck up. I'm listening to music here. Ken: Oh. Er. *quietly* [size=1]ahahaha. HAHAHAHA. HA HA HA HA[/size] [i]How is a gold chainsaw going to help you?[/i] Ken: This is no ordinary chainsaw. This is... [b]THE GOLDEN CHAINSAW OF DAMNATION[/b] [i]Lame title.[/i] [b]Quiet damn it. >_< I like my title.[/b] Ken: The chainsaw and the intercom are argueing o_O; Auron Plushie: Weird, huh? *goes back to being lifeless* Ken: ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *drops the chainsaw and it continues to argue with Rose Red...*[/color]