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[color=crimson]Ken: Uhhh... can we go to the spaceship show yet? [i]Ken looked at the others...[/i] ---- WB and I dont know what the **** is going on... o_O[/color]
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[color=crimson][i]Ken and Neil sat with their backs to the side of the truck smoking cigarettes.[/i] Ken: Dayum... whats taking them so long... Neil: Dunno, but at least we have time for a beer. [i]Neil pulled a beer out from under his coat, and Ken did the same. They started drinking, when a thump thump came from the camper in the back of the truck[/i] Ken: What the ****... [i]Ken jumped up and opened the back. He opened it and peered in. A sack was there, and it was moving[/i] Ken: What the **** times two... [i]Ken climbed in and opened the sack... a little girl peered out at him....[/i] Little Girl: Are you one of those bwad wussians????!!! *cries* Ken: Uhhh... no... Little Girl: Weally? Ken: Uhhhh... Yea Neil: What the **** is in there? Little Girl: Is that a bwad man? *cries more* Ken: nononono! No crying! Little Girl: *sobs* Ken: We are americans! Little Girl: Russians killed my parents WAAAAAH! Ken: Goddamn it... Little Girl: *sniff* Will you help me? Ken: Uhhh... Sure?... Little Girl: YAYYYY!!!! Ken: Whats your name kid? Little Girl: Narna! Ken: Aight... Narna: Yayyyy! Ken: Kid you know anything about uh. Guns. Narna: Noooo... Ken: Bombs? Narna: I... um. Can use a dagger! Ken: ... Narna: I'm gonna call you Foo Foo! Ken: Kid If you Call Me- Neil: Eheh... Foo Foo? Ken: ..... ---- Name: Narna Age: 6 Sex: Female. Specialty: Cuteness, Stealth, Deception Weapons: Daggers Bio: Originally from America, her parents were killed in a plane wreck caused by MIGs. She was thrown in the back of the truck to die... Appearace: Long black hair, blue jeans, and a red shirt with a flower on it... --- Neil: now we wait for the others... Narna: There's more of you? Ken: Yea Kid...[/color]
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[color=crimson]Ken: Ya know I always wondered, in real life, who the **** is going to want to know what X is [i]Silence from the others....[/i] Ken: You walk to the store, and lo and behold! A guy walks up to you 'Hey, scuse me, but.. what is X in this equation'. I mean, jeezuz. Who's gonna walk around popping out equations where you have to find X? [i]Silence...[/i] Ken: And then you have reading. Who wants to read a story about a giant white whale, and an insane captain? Will someone ask at Job, 'Can you read long boring stories about white whales and insane assholes?'... I mean really... [i]Silence..[/i] Ken: *sweatdrops* *coughs*... *shuts up*[/color]
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[color=crimson]oOOOoooo... we have a small army of mercenaries... oOOOoooOOooo... ----- Ken: Let's blow this joint... [i]Ken ran through the forest and into the small village and jumped in a brand new 4 x 4 F 450. Neil jumped in beside him, and Ken rolled the window down...[/i] Ken: Aight ya'll, we meet a few miles south of the airbase! Move out! And get a cool car, I dont care... [i]Ken punched it, and the F 450 flew off, headed for 3 miles south of the base... Will the mission be succesful? Only time will tell...[/i][/color]
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[color=crimson]When I was a kid [and now] I was [am] a godzilla fan. So I had these insane nightmares of me running from this huge godzilla. o_O......... And they were recurring. -___-'.... Then one time I had a dream I saw a pair of eyes stareing out of a black area in a newspaper photo and I looked out the window and the eyes were there. Stareing at me >_< And thennnnnnnnnnn... I had a bloody dream. I was in my living, and the floors and walls were white, with splashes of blood on them. On a white couch, two courpses sat [my parents i suppose] and I screamed. I tryed to run but a large bloody hand ripped out of the floor and grabbed me pulling me under... I was a disturbed kid ....[/color]
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[color=crimson]Neil: YOU ARENT A ****ING AGENT! Ken: SHUT UP! SO I AM NOT AN AGENT! AGENTS ARE RIGHT BELOW THE BOSS! Neil: Wait, did he say 'the crew'? Ken: Thazzzz us. Neil: Amen to dat, we so wicked we aint got a group numba. We jus da crew. Ken: Right on. Uh and I am an Agent. *coughs* Neil: Shut up. Ken: Whatever... Give him the med pack, inject it into his body. [i]Neil gave Travis an injection, that repaired all of his body...[/i] Ken: He should wake up soon. Warlock: Agent? Heh Heh... Ken: WHATS SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT? Warlock: Heh. Nothing. Heh. Neil: Because you're so unrulely, even for a merc, you dont get a rank. You're just the leader of 'The Crew'. Ken: ...... so? Neil: So you aint an agent. Ken: .... dammit. Neil: Yea, right now about that dude. He gonng be aight you think? Ken: Well Amnesia Boy Is Slowly REmembering ****, so yea. He'll be fine. Neil: and the mission? Ken: Everyone gets a med injection, and we pull out in the morning...[/color]
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[color=crimson][i]Ken jumped up as MIGs screamed overhead, and the sound of fire erupted forth. He heard an explosion, and a large plane flew overhead very close to the ground, knocking over a few trees. Ken stared off, as the Plane crashed some distance off, a large explosion erupting forth, sending a shockwave out that knocked Ken to his feet.[/i] Ken: ****... you know they dead... Neil: DAMN DUDE! Ken: ****, come on... [i]Ken ran across the field, followed by Neil. he ran to the wreckage and noticed a middleaged man laying unconsious. That was the only survivor. Ken ran over and slapped the man awake[/i] Man: AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!!!!!! AHH- Ken: HOLD ON, It's ok. Everything is fine *looks at the wreckage* ok not really, but still... Man: *breathes heavily* who are you... Ken: TPM, Agent Ken. Neil: You are so far from a ****ing agent... Ken: Shut up it sounds cool... Man: I'm uh... who am I? Ken: Please say this dude dont have amnesia... Neil: Mebbe he's stoned... Travis: I'm... Travis... Pilot. Ken: Where are you from? Travis: I-...I cant remember... Ken: Who was on that plane? Travis: I... I dont know... Ken: What the **** man, pull it together... Travis: .... *faints* Ken: Dammit, Neil carry him back. I'm gonna look through this wreckage. [i]Neil ran off with Travis, and Ken looked through the wreckage...[/i] Ken: C4, and Pipe Bombs.... Remains.... guns... And... a burned man, with a TPM ID card... ****... TPM Plane... [i]Ken ran back to the campsite and looked down at Travis who had awakened...[/i] Ken: Remember anything?...[/color]
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[color=crimson]Ken: You remember that movie... Shrek? Neil: Damn man that was a long time ago... it was a movie about an ogre right? Ken: When I was like 13, I wanted to be that talking donkey... Neil: AHAHAHAHAHAH Ken: Shut up... Remember on AOL when you said 'moo' and 'I like pie'... Neil: ..... Ken: Ehehehehehe.... Neil: Yea, well you said you were the WALRUS GOD! Ken: I FRIGGING AM! *gets up and sticks two straws in his mouth* I'M A FRIGGING WALRUS!!! All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ken: SOUTHHHHHSIDEEEEEE WALRUS WHAT UP NOW[/color]
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[color=crimson]You look like... a dude... o_O... Jus a dude... A cool dude... Sorry I think i'm high... *cough*[/color]
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[color=crimson]Ken: We have to get the **** out of here. I'll go get Jose, Warlock get the others and wake them up and get them out of this area. GO THERE'S A FOREST OVER THERE! [i]Ken ran to Jose and ripped a piece of his shirt off and wrapped it around Jose's leg. He picked him up and ran a distance to the forest and set him down on the edge. Ken ran back to Warlock, and saw Neil limp out, followed by Siren. Andrew came out next, followed by Flash [did he come o_O], and everyone else. They limped, walked, or were carried to the forest's edge...[/i][ -- There's too many people to keep a track of o_O;... [/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cloud [/i] [B] [COLOR=indigo]Ken, AJ, SG, you guys agree? [/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]Sure...[/color]
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[color=crimson]Ken: HEY... THAT WAS FOR A NEW STEREO... Bwa... -________-;;.... Amber: WEEEEEEEEEEE *shops* Ken: .....[/color]
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[color=crimson][i]The plane shook and Ken looked up from his book for an instant.[/i] Ken: What the **** was that? [i]Ken looked over at Neil who was listening to loud music in a large comfy chair, reading a playoby magazine...[/i] Ken: Neil. Neil: I FELT THE HAIT RISE UP IN ME! KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES! I WANDER OUT WHERE YOU CANT SEE, INSIDE MY SHELL I WAIT AND BLEED! dum dum dum... Ken: Neil! Neil: dum dum dum... Ken: NEIL! Neil: I WAIT AND BLEED! Oh yea... dum dum... Ken: $^)*@)_^*$... [i]Ken picked up a pillow and tosses it at Neil hitting him in the face. Several other mercs nearby burst out laughing as Neil sat there with a huge pillow in his face[/i] Ash: He did it *points at Ken* Ken: Wha- Er. Neil? Neil: ..... Ken: Errr... Marth did it. Marth: Like hell I did. Ken: ..... Neil: WHO THREW THE PILLOW Ken: ..... Uh. I think Jose walked in and threw it, and ran out. Riiight guys? All in the room: Sure. Yea. Neil: WHERE IS HE Ken: Errr... He's.... He's in the cockpit! Yea. Dont bother him. Get him when he comes out. Neil: THAT STUP- [i]The sound of Gun fire erupted from behind, and the right wing erupted into flames. The whole plane shook, and Ken was thrown out of his chair.[/i] Ken: What the ****... Neil: SHITTTT... Warlock: WHOA Jose: *bursts in the room* MIGS! Ken: WHERE Jose: BLEW THE WING UP Ken: SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT... [i]The plane began to rapidly fall and Ken ran, or attempted to run, to the cockpit.[/i] Ken: ****... Pilot: COME ON... COME ON GIRL, DONT GIVE OUT ON US NOW... [i]Ken looked as a grassland came into veiw. The plane's landinggear could be heard and Ken rolled his eyes[/i] Ken: WHAT THE HELL IS LANDING GEAR GOING TO HELP Pilot: I DONT ****ING KNOW! Ken: ****! $)%^I@$^_+*... [i]The Plane skidded into the ground, sending Ken flying backwards and everywhich way. The plane's wall next to Ken ripped open and he was sent flying out... everything went black...[/i] ---- Note: Everyone is alive except for the two pilots... and everyone is kinda ****ed up from the crash... and no, I aint good at writing plane crashes...[/color]
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RPG X-men Version 2 (This RPG will live again I tell you!! IT WILL LIVE AGAIN!!!)
DeathKnight replied to Yoda's topic in Theater
[color=crimson]Hey MM in the first X men RPG I had cyclops... so change it again... lol... ---- Name: Ken Age:15 Height:6'5 Power: Cyclops Good Appearance: Baggy black jeans, baggy black shirt, silver hair... Bio: Jus a dude... who found out he had powers... o_O;[/color] -
[color=crimson][i]In a whip from it's tail, the dagger was sent flying back, hitting Nabashi in the arm.[/i] Kenneth: Foolish Child! I told you to go... [i]Kenneth raised both his hands and closed his eyes, concentrating on a new spell...[/i] Kenneth: Mudshovel.... [i]A wave of dirt 20 feet high careened down the forest, tearing up everything in it's path. It went at some 100 MPH, and it hit the Dragon, sending it flying along ways off, where it landed. It roared and slowly got up. Kenneth ran to Nabashi and ripped the Dagger out of his arm, and wrapped it in some cloth from his belt. Running foreward, Ken picked up Amber and handed her to Nabashi to carry...[/i] Nabashi: Err... Kenneth: Just GO AND RUN before you get something worse than a bloodied arm! [i]A wall of flames flew at Kenneth from one Side and He jumped to the side, as it flew past. Kenneth pushed Nabashi foreward a bit[/i] Kenneth: GO DAMN IT!! IT IS ME IT WANTS[/color]
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[color=crimson][i]At the airporttttt.... EVERYONE [that is going on this mission] Got out of their respective cars. Ken walked foreward, through a gate, and entered a hangar. There was the Merc's prviate 747. Ken had convinced the boss to lend it to Ken for this mission. Ken walked into the plane and nodded to the pilots, as the others began to come onto the Spacious Jet.... [/color][/i]
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[color=crimson][i]Ken and Neil jumped in the Hummer and took off down the highway headed for the airport. Heavy Metal music emitted from their car, and They punched the gas. Ken flew down the highway, and arrived at the airport. He took out satellite walkie talkie, and talked into it..[/i] Ken: AIGHT! We got a private ****ing jet, so no shooting guards. Got it? Good. Nuff said. *shuts off SWT* Neil: No guards? Ken: Sorry Bro, No guards. Neil: WHATTTTTT?!!!!! Ken: DUDE! WE HAVE A GODDAMN JET! NO GUARDS! Neil: I KILL GUARDS NO MATTER WHAT! Ken: NO FRIGGING GUARDS! Neil: KILL GUARDS! Ken: NO! Neil: YES! Ken: IF YOU DONT KILL GUARDS I GIVE YOU MORE CASH! Neil: ... So? Ken: With more cash you could get a bigger gun, those allowing you to kill more guards later. Neil: ooooo... how big a gun? Ken: HUGE! huge gun. Neil: Done deal.[/color]
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[color=crimson]Kenneth: Please Tell me the dragon isnt right beh-... [i][b]ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR[/b][/i] Kenneth: Take the girl.... Escape from here, and help her.... [i]Kenneth raised one hand, lightning erupting around it. A black vortex of energy began to form around him, he raised his other hand and faced his palm outward, aimed at the ever oncoming Dragon[/i] Kenneth: LIGHTNING! [i]The lightning shooting out around Ken, conjoined into on bolt, flying through the forest, decimating everything in it's path till it hit the dragon.[/i] Kenneth: GO I SAY!!!!!!![/color]
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[color=crimson]Kenneth: Where did you go? I awoke and everyone had left me. We Have One to Two Small Problems. Both of those problems, start with the letter 'D'. Amber: .... Dragon? Kenneth: Bingo. I may be forced to attempt to knock it out again. Amber: Heh. That isnt easy by yourself. Kenneth: I know. But then again, My life has been long. And I am expected to live another few hundred years, i'm sure that I wont die anytime soon. At least I hope that...[/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i] [B]O.O dun ever call meh that again yer scaring me.....*stands 5 feet away and pokes him with a stick* [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]Ok, [b]Sis[/b] Whatever you want, [b]Sis[/b]. I'll stop calling you [b]Sis[/b], [b]Sis[/b][/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i] [B] eh..right burger boi.......no yer stuck with meh :P bwuauahhahahaa *evil grin* erm.....insane? was that a diss? [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]No [b]Sis[/b] it wasnt :p [/color]
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[color=crimson][i]The liche began to walk foreward, with the orb in hand. Black electricity began to shoot out from the undead wizard, and he laughed. Orion raised both his hands and murmered 'Mudshovel'. The liche threw the orb and ascended through the roof. The orb hit Orion, and he tryed in vain to keep it from exploding. In a large explosion, the ground ripped apart as a wall of flame erupted forth, all around the hidden Temple. The liche hovered above, still laughing, and a plume of smoke ascended. Orion walked out of the flames, his arms bloodied from defending himself. Liches are no problem for Orion, but they can be quite a nusiance. They fly around faster than anything he had seen, and they could possess people by going into them. Orion shook his head, not wanting that chaos to erupt. The liche raised both hands...[/i] Liche: The Dead Screams, The Horror of the Fiends, The Death Of All, Tall and Small... [i]Orion heard the sound he didnt want to hear. He looked around him, as skeletal hands ripped from underneath the surface. A few dozen skeletons with large shields and glowing fiery Katana's appeared. Orion reached behind his back and drew his large sword, Demon Slayer, and go in a fighting stance. He looked back and Neil came flying over, Lightning erupting around him. Orion nodded, and so did Neil.... They began to fight...[/color][/i]
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[color=crimson]Mind if I insert myself in.... ------ [i]Kenneth skidded to a halt, after awaking. He had heard something. He raised one hand and lightning erupted from around it. He glanced around, wondering if something was going to attack him.[/i] Kenneth: Quite damned strange things going on.... A Dragon Heart, A Boy. A Forest. And that Damned Dragon is probably awakened by now, and tracking me down as we speak. [i]Ken continued glancing around, cautiously.....[/i][/color]
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[color=crimson]Bwa... o_O;... I call uh. Amber. She's insane. So am I. ^_^;[/color]