DeathKnight

[color=crimson]Ken: ......... Dont ask. Just dont ask. Noxi: ... Uh? Ken: You could say I have an interesting mix of blood in me... [i]Ken looked away as his eyes continued to glow red...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson] O_o; I'm hoping your weapon is a sword I'm too lazy to look... *yawns* ----- [i]Ken looked at the sword[/i] Ken: It's a... uh... [i]Ken examined it closer...[/i] Ken: .... um.... [i]Ken leaned back and scratched his head[/i] Ken: What the hell is it? I've never seen a weapon of that class like that... *scratches head*[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Ken looked out of the window and stopped for a second[/i] Ken: Oh hell no. Those Hummers are not shooting at my Diablo. [i]The XXL Chinese Man punched Ken, and Ken raised his desert eagle and shot the man's manlyness off.[/i] Ken: Now you know, never mess with a ghetto mexican man. Go off n cry. I got to get the **** out of here... [i]The man reached under his coat and pressed a button.... [b]Beep... Beep... Beep...[/b][/i] Ken: THAT IS NOT A BOMB! THAT IS NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS! SHITTTTT! WHERE IS EVERYONE GETTING THEIR MASS SUPPLY OF BOMBS THESE DAYS! [i]Ken ran down the cubicles and jumped down the stairs as floor 13 was obliterated. Ken was thrown foreward again, and landed hard on the floor, knocking the wind out of him. The building began to shake, but it stopped. He looked up and shook his head.[/i] Ken: This building is ****ed... I got to evac... [i] Above, Donqua got in a helicopter... it took off... Ken continued down the stairs to floor 2. There he met up with more guards, and he ran into the 2rd floor. He looked around.[/i] Ken: Eh? More offices... *gets an evil look* HAHA.... Time for some fireworks! [i]Ken pulled out 6 or so pounds of C4 and put them on various places around the floor. He ran down the stairs and started running.[/i] Ken: This should be good... [i]He ran out of the building and pulled out a remote. He pressed the button and continued running. 30 Seconds to Detentation... Ken watched Flash and Warlock fly by in a car.[/i] Ken: THE ****? YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME A RIDE! [i]15 seconds to dentation...[/i] Ken: ****... ****... ****... [i]Ken looked back... From the second floor a wall of flames blew out the windows, sending shattered glass everywhere. The explosion expanded, taking out the 3rd and 4th floor, showering metal and glass everywhere. The building began to fall to the side, and the second round of C4 blew up as it collapsed. The building went in every direction, metal, glass, and body parts flying every which way. Ken was sent flying foreward from the shockwave. He watched as cars infront of the building began to fly down the street from the blast.[/i] Ken: Oh **** no... that aint a flying car... oh ****... [i]Ken stumbled up and jumped to the side and started running, a cloud of glass and shrapnel flying after him. The cloud grew ever closer, and Ken glanced around, looking for a building. He saw a small bank and ran in.[/i] Guy: THIS IS A HOLDUP! YOU! THAT JUST ENTERED! DOWN ON THE FLOOR Ken: Ah shut the **** up... [i]Ken raised his desert eagle and fired and tookthe empty clip out and put a new one in. A guard threw him outside and he looked up at the cloud of dust that was upon him.[/i] Ken: **** THIS IS GOING TO HURT [i]Ken covered his neck and looked down with his eyes closed. He cringed in pain as shrapnel diced his back up, and his arms. A large piece slammed into his leg..[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]Orion: May I suggest we get the hell out of here? Drake: Uh.... what about lunch... Orion: ....... Drake: Nevermind. Lets go! Orion: You mean let's run for our damned lives... Drake: Right... Siren: Come on... Dragon's travel in groups sometimes... [i]The three began to run off...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson][i]Another wave of guards flew through the door and started down the stairs.[/i] Ken: How stupid can you guys get.... [i]Ken blew each of their heads off and threw the empty gun aside, and began running down the stairs, a dozen guards pouring out from behind him. [b]Dink... dink dink...[/b] Looking back Ken saw a grenade....[/i] Ken: HOLY ****! [i]Ken threw himself down the stairs, as a large explosion rocked the whole staircase. Above him Ken looked, as a giant gapeing hole was in the stair case. [b]Dink... dink dink...[/b][/i] Ken: $^)*@_%&)!... [i]Ken continued running, and was sent flying foreward into the wall by the explosion. He got up slowly, slightly burnt, and his head wasa bleeding from hitting the wall. Ken continued down the stairs and came to the 14th floor... He stopped suddenly, seeing a half naked Chinese woman standing silent.[/i] Ken: What the **** is this? [i]The woman looked up at Ken and slowly walked up. She got in a fighting stance and kicked Ken once in the head[/i] Ken: Oh I now you didnt do that fool... [i]Ken riased his fist, but she punched him in the gut. He charged foreward, and picked the woman up and launched her down the stairs. Behind him the door opened, and another large man with a Katana stepped out.[/i] Ken: WHAT THE HELL? HOW MANY OF THE- [i]Ken got punched in the face, and he stumbled back[/i] Ken: Come on Foo' Step up! Extremely Large Chinese Man: Hehe. Ken: Eh? Why are you gigling? ELCM: hehehe... Ken: SHUT THE **** UP! I AM NOT MESSING AROUND HERE [i]Ken punched the man in the gut, and he stood unhurt.[/i] Ken: Oh **** it forget it... [i]Ken jumped down the stairs past the unconsious woman, and the large chinese man began descending the stairs, the Katana being a foot behind Ken[/i] Ken: ****... [i]Ken reached floor 13 and ran through the door into some cubicle offices. Ken ran through the cubicles, the sword dashing and slashing everything in sight behind him.[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]Orion: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [i]Orion felt the liche clouding Bryan's mind. Orion closed his eyes and began to talk to Treme through the feather from his wings.[/i] Orion: *Through the Feather* TREME! BRYAN! BEHIND YOU! THE LICHE IS CONTROLLING BRYAN [i]Orion sat up and another wave of death magic lingering from the fight hit him. He fell unconsious again...[/i][/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by GameMaster2000 [/i] [B]I hate to interupt but where in the world is Matt and sean:whoops: [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]*pulls out map* Well uh... We're here.... *points to Zelda RPG*... And there's general discussion... *points to another spot on the map...* I dunno where Matt and Sean are... --~!~-- Orion: Why is it so easy for people with swords to kill things... Drake: You can fire a beam out of your mouth! Orion: ...... Point being? Siren: ..... Point Being... Uh... You can fire a beam out of your mouth! Orion: I think we established the fact I can fire a beam out of my mouth a few seconds ago. Drake: Yea well... thats more powerful than any weapon! Orion: .... So?.... Siren: ..... So... uh... Well. Ah... Forget it... Drake: :rolleyes:...[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Ken stepped out of the shortcut and immediately a smile came to his face[/i] Ken: WEAPONS! YES!!!! Treble: Heh... Rasanak: Whoa. They have alot this year Ken: WEAPONS! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!![/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: ..... When did I become a fetcher of water? [i]Ken put the lid back on the now full canteen, and shook his head[/i] Ken: ... Oh well. That Dragon Is Hurt, May as well be of service... [i]Ken walked back and handed the canteen to Zack....[/i] Ken: How is she? Zack: ... *continues wrapping bandages* Ken: ..... Noxi: My head.... Ken: Exactly what happened to you, milady? Noxi: I dont... remember... I woke up near a stream over there in those wastelands... Ken: Were you in a fight? Noxi: I cant... remember... Ken: ..... Well no worries, I'm sure Zack here will help you out. And i'll try to be of service as well... [i]Ken's eyes began to glow red as they sometimes did, and he sighed... Zack glanced up and jumped back[/i] Zack: Wha... What's with your eyes?! Ken: Dont ask....[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Ken ran down a hall followed by Marth, Sabir, and Neil. He looked down a hall and saw A group of soldiers.[/i] Ken: Hey Marth, Can you handle guards? [i]Ken tossed an AK 47 to Marth and nodded. Marth nodded back and turned and unleashed hell on the guards. Ken took the lead, and ran down a hall to a service elevator. Ken punched the button and it opened, and inside were a bunch of guards.[/i] Ken: Eh?...****... [i]Ken pushed Sabir and Neil out of the way as the guards opened fire. He ran down the hall followed by the guards and came to the stairs.[/i] Ken: Well... you guys go... *tosses Neil and Sabir guns* GOD SPEED! We'll take car of the rest *tosses Neil his keys to the Diablo SV* GO! [i]The first guard came through the door and Ken grabbed him by the neck and threw him down the stairs, where his skull cracked on the wall. Sabir and Neil started down the 16 flights of stairs...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson][b][i]What happened... I transformed into Orion during the fight, and I felt Orion's side meld into my human personailty. Like our two souls combined...[/b] The last thing he remembered was a massive surge of emotions, and he opened the gateway to hell.... Then he felt his Orion side of his mide meld with Ken, forever destroying the Ken part. He was forever Orion it seemed... The death magic that had been inflicted on him was of the severe kind, and he felt it knawing at his very self..[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: Amusing Really. Who are you? Zack: Who are you? Ken: The name is Ken. Zack: Who is that *points to the dragon* Ken: I dont know, I found her in the 'Unholy' Lands. She seemed hurt. Noxi: My name is... Noxi? Yes... Noxi. Ken: ..... And you are? [i]Ken reached behind his back and pulled out his massive sword...[/i] Ken: Whoever you are, Are you Friend or Foe?[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Orion came to suddenly...[/i] Orion: ..... Are the undead retreating...? [i][b]Orion's... and mine's personalities have fused... My mind is in such a mess right now... What caused the permenant fusion... and why am I stuck in this state forever...[/b] He looked at his hand, Orion's, and blinked. Ken was no more.....[/i][/b] Treme: Yes. It seems they are. Orion: Good... Good..... I think... I need a vacation...[/color]

[color=crimson]"And in the news today, the American Member of the Taliban that was captured, was sentenced on serveral counts. One of which was, 'Stareing at Women, When They Were Covered in A Sheet' The Judge commented, 'That is just un human. He should have stripped them down to nothing and...' Erm. Well. you get the point. In the south, it was snowing. Many people there couldnt believe it, and actually [b]stopped drinking booze[/b]. For the first time in histroy, the Texans in Dallas stopped drinking booze. When asked to comment, one Dallas resident said 'The only reason we stopped a drinkin' beer, wus we couldnt git outta dat' derned driveway... Snow makin' it hard and all." Ken had one thing to say about this, "Bebbies... SNOW! Never seen snow... does it taste like pie? Pie is good... Bebbies... Walrus God says... Snow is good... Bebbies... Now... me have to kill Kmart employes... Bebbies!' And all across the net, people were scared when on one message boards a user with the name 'Transtic Nerve' uploaded an avatar. The avatar was so scary, some people from the 'Otaku Boards' peed in their pants. When asked to comment on what the avatar looked like, Ken commented 'AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!....' and nothing else...." *stares at the picture of TN's Avatar* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs off into the distance* -~!~- [i][b]We're sorry, but we're experciencing Techincal Difficulties. Please be patient, while we fix them[/i][/b][/color]

[color=crimson][i] Confusion erupted along the battle field, as the undead turned on each other in complete confusion. Orion got on one knee and got up slowly, watching the thinned ranks of undead begin to retreat back. The dead demons layed around him, and he saw no live demon in sight. The sky returned to it's normal color. Orion got up slowly, forever stuck in the state of Orion. His wings were blown off almost completely, and his body was badly burnt and beaten.[/i] Orion: Damned.... I have to stay away from mass amounts of Necromatic orbs next time... [i]Orion limped down the street to where Treme was. He opened his mouth... and passed out, his wings bleeding heavily...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]Name: Kenneth Nickname: Dreamer Age: 54 Height: 6'8 Weight: 210 Class: Wizard/Arethriean Mage Rank: Master of Nightmares and Dreams Weapon: None, As of Now relies on his magical capabilities. Appearance: Look at Attachment Magical Spells: 1.]> Demonic Hallucination 2.]> Lightning 3.]> Dream Override[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Ken came out at the 16th floor and looked around. He ran foreward, keeping his back to the wall and his AK 47 out. He continued walking foreward, and came to a hallway, next to a line of windows. He looked out the windows. 16 floors down to asfault...[/i] Ken: I aint going that way... [i]From behind several shots rang out, hitting Ken in the arm. He yelled in pain and turned around. He ran down the hall and went past a small dark room. He kicked the door in and ran in, hopeing to find some sort of ambush point.[/i] Ken: Neil? Eh? Neil: WHAT TOOK YOU SO ****ING LONG! Ken: Erm...[/color]

[color=crimson][i]Orion was thrown back all the way where Treme and Bryan were fighting. He flew right through the middle of the building, and out the other side. His wings were dripping with blood, half blown off. His arms were ripped apart and the rest of him was burnt severely.[/i] Orion: That will leave a few scars... [i]Orion slowly got up and noticed that something about Bryan was different. Orion examined Bryan's mind to see a Liche over the normal mind. Orion shook his head and stepped foreward[/i] Orion: TREME! IT'S A LICHE! HE HAS BRYAN UNDER HIS CONTROL! [i]Orion began to step foreward, but he was punched to the side by a large demon knight. Orion's sword flew from it's location through the Demon's heart, slaying it instantly. Orion began to walk away, a trail of blood following him... Some demons began to retreat.... While, Orion fell unconsious some distance away...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson][i]Orion descended from the skies with a white glow from his eyes. White lightning erupted around Orin, and Orion's sword descended from above. Orion raised one hand and several large orbs took out the Demonic Armies around Orin, and Orion moved faster than the eye can see, and punched Orin to the side. A heavy rain began to fall, and Orion walked slowly through the ranks of demons, All falling before him as a Cross shined brightly overhead. Orion smirked slightly and brought his sword around, chopping a demon in half. Suddenly all the demons piled ontop of Orion. They jumped back all facing him, and unleashed a few dozen large orbs of Necromatic Energy. A white light shined out, as the orbs collided. A massive explosion erupted forth, sending a shockwave out, obliterating a part of SH, and several outlaying town's. The shockwave continued spreading out.... The dust began to settle.. Was Orion Alive?...[/color][/i]

[color=crimson][i]Ken walked calmly up to a door with several men outside it[/i] Ken: 'Scuse me ya'll, I got sum type of delivery fer a... Mr. Donqua? Guard: Who are you and what do you want? Ken: Didin' ya'll jus 'ere me? I gots to go up des 'ere elevator... Guard: You aint going nowhere... Ken: Actually... I think I am [i]Ken pulled out his bowie knife and stabbed a guard in the heart. He pulled out a silenced handgun, and fired several shots at the other guards. He yanked his knife out and walked into the elevator....[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]At another board this guy posted a thread entitled 'Final Fantasy!~!' and in the post all he said was 'It rules!'[/color]

[color=crimson]I had been cruising around TheOtaku.com when I saw this lil button type thingy in the upper left... It said Otaku Boards... I was like.... Hmm.. Wonder what that is all about... So I joined. *shrugs* And i'm here... just to... uh... Hang out... o_O; Or something... Bah I just woke up... :p[/color]

[color=crimson]Ken: Aight... Now you guys leave us alone, or get blasted. [i]The gang member took one step foreward....[/i] Ken: ...... One more step and you're history.... [i]The gang member took another step...[/i] Ken: I AM NOT PLAYING AROUND [i]The gang member lifted his foot, and Ken's gun let off a large blast, sending the gang member flying back...[/i] Ken: Alrighty... [i]Ken turned around and was punched to the side by one of the three other Gang members... He got up slowly...[/i][/color]

[color=crimson]"Dude.... this place's beer tastes horrible..." Travis said at the bar. "Dude... beer is rotten stuff.... When does it taste good?' "........." "I mean... Rotten! You eat a rotten strawberry amd what happens? It's bitter and bad... worse than Jurrasic Park 3..." "I wonder if we should be back in the prison?" "Prison...? Oh... You mean the Temple of the Walrus. Nah. Britty doesnt mind, I mean all we did was murder some people. She wont mind at all! At least that's what the Walrus god said! Then he said BSB sucks, and he started eating a pretzel. Then I mentioned that he was eating an N Sync pretzel, and he choked and died." "Dude... you kill alot people while they eat pretzels...." "I say they drop like a ton of pretzels on some terrorist type country... and send me in... and I'll have them all dead in a few minutes... I'd be... [i]PRETZEL RAMBO[/i]" ".... Pretzel Rambo?" "I'D DO IT ALL IN THE NAME OF THE WALRUS!" "Pretzel Rambo?... Walrus?... Need some rabid squirrels?" "Nah. I have it under control. If needed i'll call on the Royal Walrus Navy." "...... Walrus Navy? Are you drunk?" "It's a grand navy... with..... Walrus Aircraft carriers... that launch UFB's..." "UFB's?" "Unidentified Flying Bananas... The Pilots are brave Grapes from the orchard of the Seal in Tusk City..." "..... You have had enough to drink... TO THE NEWSROOM!' ----- A few minutes later ----- "AND WE'RE BACK! I'M TRAVIS!" "And i'm Fluffy-In-Certain Areas...." "Here's the news for RIGHT NOW..." [/color]

[color=crimson]"And we have another story... The great Warden of Murders, Miss Britty Southgate, is now warden of the Panty Prison. She is a Canadian, and has delt with Ken before. She comments, 'Ken can be tricky. Right when you think you know him, he changes. He is insane and deemed dangerous.' Ken denys he is dangerous and says all he lives for is 'Pie, Beer and the Great Walruses of Lore.' He is Texan, and as we know all Texans are dangerous with guns. Asked to comment on the state of Ken in the prison she simple states, 'Its an infestation. We have people running around yelling 'Crapmonkeys' and 'WEEEE HOOO' Everywhere. Pies come flying out of no where, hitting guards. He has hidden self in the depths of the prison, in the forgetten areas. Statues of a man named 'James' made out of cream have been seen, and it seems Ken worships James. ' James comments, 'I Do Not Know Him. I have never seen him before, and he does not go to The Otaku Boards, which may I add, are the best boards in the world. Head there.' When we found Ken running around, we asked him who James was. He said 'Bebbies?.... James?... You mean... THE James? He is god... If I do bad bad, he send me away for long time... Bebbies... Now excuse me. Things to do, World to conquer you know! Bebbies...' and he skipped off talking about 'Cream Pies n Beer for supper.' Britty continued, 'Also there seems to be a recurring theme in Ken's vandalism. It seems to be the Walrus. We have found Statues made of Deoderant with Chop Sticks sticking out of their mouths all over the inner forgetten area of the prison. Ken calls them 'The Sacred Guardians of Oz' and runs off. Also in the past weeks, the rise in insanity has risen, the prisoners talk of a 'Shadowed Man who has a sword made of a pickle, and says he uses the power of the Walrus to defend the prison from evil.' And in other news, George Bush was found dead choked on a pretzel. He had been watching Satellite TV, and it turned on a N Sync concert, where he promptly choked. Then I was bored and nothing was going on, so I got in the news van and ran over some people.... We happened to run over the CEO of Enron, and I got the Military's 'Award of Getting Rid Of Someone Who We Dont Care About Really.' And here's breaking news... a teenager named Neil from Lousiana has been arrested for holding up a man with a banana and a rabid cow. Neil comments 'I am a SuperSaiyen... you cant arrest me... BWA HA HA HA HA *door slams in his cell* Aw poo...' More news as it comes...[/color]