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  1. [color=crimson][i]The TV is on in the gym...[/i] News Anchorman: And we have just recieved a report, San Antonio, TX has been completely obliterated from an unknown nuclear attack. [i]Ken froze instantly and stared at the TV screen[/i] NA: Millions are dead, as the destruction comes into full veiw after the attack. Ken: ..... NA: The stock market has crashed from the attack, and people are in a paniac. Please remain calm... the US will found who did this and get justice.... Ken: .....[/color]
  2. [color=crimson]Ken: Well.... so far my day has been interesting... Zack: Two dragon like things came from the unholy lands? Ken: Yea.... Strange. Zack: Well, Maybe these two got in a fight? Ken: Noxi said she didnt get in a fight right? Noxi: Fight...? No I dont remember a fight.... Ken: .... Weird. Zack: We should help him. Ken: Right, Good Idea.[/color]
  3. [color=crimson] DBZ Man, Find our lil group. we're jus outside... the... UNHOLY Lands *dum dum dum* o_O' ------ [i]Ken watched the fire die. He shook his head and grinned.[/i] Ken: Let Me Handle That [i]Ken raised one hand and the fire flared up again. He continued grinning.[/i] Zack: Errr... thanks. Ken: Anytime.[/color]
  4. [color=crimson]Ken: Strange... as soon as I mention the 5 million dollar reward everyone wants to help... Neil: I'll be rich, I'll be rich uh huh uh huh Ken: .... Neil: WHO'S DA RICH FOO Ken: You? Neil: I DA RICH FOO Ken: ..... Sabir wanted to talk to you Neil: Cadillacs, Women, and Beer, uh huh uh huh Ken: .... Neil: Top down, seat back, rollin my Cadillac! Ken: NEIL Neil: Aint got no worries, just got big huge cars, cuz I a supastar Ken: ..... *smacks Neil* Neil: Huh? Oh. What? Ken: Sabir wanted to talk to you.... Neil: Where? Why? When, How? Ken: .... Oh my god.... the 5 million dollars has gone to his head and he doesnt even have it yet.. Ash: ...... Eh Ken: ..... Neil: Oh... She wants to talk Ken: Yea, we stated that fact a few times already. Neil: Aight... Ken: And I wonder why the last mission failed... Ash: *stares* Ken: WHAT?! Dont stare at me, he's the insane one. Ash: If I remember correctly, you're the one that blew the skyscraper. Ken: ...So? I'm not insane. Ash: Suuuure... :rolleyes: Ken: .....[/color]
  5. [color=crimson]I can crack my knuckles by making a fist! All 5 at once ^_^ Pretty cool. Some people think it's gross. But it's cool. Bwa ha ha. *shuts up*[/color]
  6. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZM_Brolly [/i] [B]Planet Nameck is tight. Who would shut it down? I'd like to know. [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]The Dude that owns it is shutting it down...[/color]
  7. [color=crimson]Hey James.. That was kinda harsh... But that's jus my opinion... yea I should shut it... *shuts up* If I could really ask god a question truthfully... "Why didnt you stop September 11th?"[/color]
  8. [color=crimson][i]1 day passes... 2 days to the mission...[/i] Ken: DUDE... I sitll havent heard from Andrew, Siren, Craig, Flash, Marth... Any of them... Neil: I'm sure they'll come right? [i]Neil was punching the **** out of a punching bag, while Ken lifted weights in the middle of a suprisingly quiet gym..[/i] Ken: I dunno. Sabir, and Warlock arent go. Warlock I dont Blame, Poor Dude Got Pretty Bashed In The Explosion. Neil: That explosion was your fault. Ken: Shhh.. how do you know that? Neil: Duh... you carry C4 around... anything of that caliber of explosion has to be you... Ken: Damn... you're actually bein kinda smart right now... Neil: You say something? Ken: Notta thing... So, you ready for Russia? Neil: I think so. *punches bag real hard* Gonna kick some ***... Ken: Heh.... We gonna rock? Neil: We gonna rock! Ken: If we finish this we'll be pretty rich for a bit... Neil: Kick ***... Ken: I could get some new jeans... hm... Neil: ... Jeans? Ken: Well yea. I have only one good baggy pair of black jeans. Neil: ... You'd have a few hundred thousand dollars and spend it on jeans? Ken: Errr.. Neil: .... Ken: Well. I always wanted my own plane. So we wouldnt always have to hijack one. Neil: There's a good idea. Ken: Yea. Get a... coo tight plane. With a built in CD player. and stuff. Neil: Eheh... sounds good... [i]Neil and Ken continued to talk in the gym...[/i][/color]
  9. [color=crimson][i]Kenneth himself was walking downstream on that same river. The dragon that died? Was the one he slayed. But that was a day earlier. He had continued travelling, and now saw two figures in the distance. He started walking twards them, talking to himself...[/i] Kenneth: That was a tad bit stupid to kill a dragon in a river. Now where's my source of water? Yes. Stupid indeed. Monster: Boo! Kenneth: .... Scary one arent you? [i]Kenneth Raised one Hand and Clentched It In A Fist.[/i] Kenneth: Lightning. [i]Electricty began to spurt from his clentched fist, and a black cloud of energy rotated around Kenneth, sending a small pulse of energy out. All at once, Kenneth unclentced his fist, and raised his palm, pointing it at the monster. A dozen or so bolts of lightning hit the monster, centering from Kenneth's palm. The monster fell over, Quite dead, and Kenneth continued on, Twards the two figures. One was robbed, and was speaking to the other. Kenneth aproached the two...[/i][/color]
  10. [color=crimson]Hey MM... The undead kinda sorta already retreated... ^_^; ----- [i]Orion looked at Bryan and raised one hand, a black orb of energy formed and flew at Bryan. It entered Bryan, and began to assult the liche's control. Thousands of heavenly voices continued to assult the Liche's control...[/i] Orion: Exorcism 101... took it in high school.... Treme: o_O'... [/color]
  11. [color=crimson]Ken: Oh boy. Neil on this mission... oh boy... Sabir: I feel sorry for you. Heh. Ken: Ah shut up. [i]Ken walked out and ran down the halls to bar and sat down. He ordered Margerita.. on the rocks, salt....[/i] Ken: 3 days... Why do I have this impending doom feeling... Bah... [i]Ken left the bar and went back to his room. He sat down and turned his Slipknot CD way up...[/i][/color]
  12. [color=crimson][i]In the mean time Treble and Ken were wandering around the mass of displays of weapons...[/i] Ken: Hey uh, Do you think I should go get that sniper rifle or... get a new gun here. Treble: I dunno man. Ken: Like this tight Full Auto Machine Gun... Treble: That's pretty coo... Ken: I remember a dude with one of these on his arm! Long time ago... Treble: Eh? I never seen a man with a gun on his arm. Ken: Well. I did. *shrugs* OooOOooOOoo Look! Grenade Launcher... Treble: Somehow I know if you get one of those we all die... Ken: :shifty: ... Shhhh... I'm not that crazy. Treble: Riiight... Wonder how Cloud and the others are doing. Ken: I dunno. They said something about Bows and walked off. Treble: Actually, Cloud went with Ras to compare bows with his. Ken: Yea, Right. Well Whatever, Same Thing. Treble: Should we go find them? Ken: I dunno. Treble: Come on... Lets go... [i]Treble and Ken wandered off into the crowd looking for Cloud and the others...[/i][/color]
  13. [color=crimson][i]Orion looked at Orin and shook his head[/i] Orion: Get out of here before I kill you. [i]Orion raised his hand, pointing it at Orin...[/i] Orion: Fury Twister... [i]Orion began to spin, and he spun faster and faster. He contiued spinning, till a viloent twsiter erupted up from him. It descended on Orin. The vortex increased in speed, sending Orin flying around faster and faster within the twister. Lightning erupted into the twister, hitting Orin repeatdly. Suddenly, the twister stopped, sending Orin flying to the ground. Orin hit the ground with such force, it cracked the ground. Orin didnt move....[/i][/color]
  14. [color=crimson]Neil: oooOOooOooooo BIG EXPLOSIONS! Ken: Hooooo Boyyy... Neil: I can kill more guards with these... Ken: *rubs forehead* How do I know this is a bad thing... Neil: Damn this is cool... Ken: Yeap... This Mission Is Going To Be Long and Hard... Neil: One of those travelling salesmen come to your door, and BOOM! Ken: .... Very long mission.... Sabir: .... You're actually taking him along Ken: ..... Neil: This should be good...[/color]
  15. [color=crimson]Closest Friend Who's A Guy: Neil Closest Friend Who's A Girl: Tie Between Britty and Amber Cant forget that now can we. ^_^'[/color]
  16. [color=crimson]Ken: Sabir, are you sure you cant help us? Sabir: Pretty Sure Ken: This is going to be hard... Neil you there? Neil: Yea... Ken: I hope at least you are coming or this is Mission Impossible. Neil: ... I think i'ma go. Sounds like hella fun. Ken: heh. Sabir: But you might die. Ken: You win some, You lose some. I'm a merc. When I die I take Alot of **** With Me. Neil: I hear dat. Ken: In 4 days we leave! [i]1 day passes...[/i][/color]
  17. [color=crimson]Name: DeathKnight Real Name: Ken Age: 13 Grade: 9th [skipped a few] Sex: Male Interests: Heavy Metal, Role Playing Games, Football, Basketball, being a comedian, and bein a prankster...[/color]
  18. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink] Noah could have built a bigger ark...no matter HOW much people would have laughed at him.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]If I Remember Correctly, Didnt God Give Noah The Exact Size It Should Be? At least... that's what it says in some versions of the bible.[/color]
  19. [color=crimson]I'd ask him 'What is the true meaning to life?'[/color]
  20. [color=crimson]Cloud would I think because he could use All Magic spells, and all summons with Materia[/color]
  21. [color=crimson]My board name rules. It just needs a space in the middle of it. o_o'... And my real name is Kenneth Andrew Howell. Bah. It sounds too British for me. Cant you see [i]Prime Minister Kenneth Andrew Howell[/i] Bleh. [/color]
  22. [color=crimson]Ken: Wait-a-minute. Didnt the boss say something bout tanks? Why should they go only in a three-some agianst tanks, airplanes, AND infantry? [i]Ken punched the bag a few times listening to an old favorite of hi, Mudvayne 'Dig'. He shook his head... [b]What is the boss thinking? The bases defenses may be down from the virus, but that puts them on higher alert.[/i][/b] Ken: This makes no sense!... [i]Ken walked out of the gym and went to his room and opened a direct connection to the satelittes of the US government. He changed the trajectory and put it on the airbase.[/i] Ken: The planes are taking off. Russia is doing an Air Strike... ok.. nothing new there... uh... [i]Ken switched to another veiw and saw something he had never seen before[/i] Ken: There's signs of heat coming from underneath the aibase... There's an underground city underneath the airbase... it's a war factory... [i]Ken zoomed in and watched as tanks rolled out from an underground ramp, brand new. Ken stared blankly..[/i] Ken: ****... no wonder the reward was so high... [i]Ken minized the window and called the boss over video phone[/i] Ken: Hey boss look at the email i'm sending you... Boss: ..... Hm.... No wonder the reward was so high... Ken: Is it wise just to send the 3? Boss: .... Hm. Dont you have confidence on them? Ken: But boss, a whole underground war factory? I mean... thats a bit much for three mercs, even if they are elite mercs. Boss: ... Well. I dont know. Why dont you talk it over with your team, some of them may not want to be sent into that big of a hornet's nest. Ken: Aight. [i]Ken hung up and emailed everyone on his team the pictures from the satellite with the disclosed email: [b]Dear Crew, As some of you may know, three of our crew were selected for a mission at this airbase, but after some detective work, I think it's best if we go as a team. Some of you may not want to go in such a large firefight as this will be, and I respect that choice. Either way, some of us are going there in 4 days. -Ken[/b][/i][/color]
  23. [color=crimson]Orion: THIS SHALL NOT HAPPEN! [i]Orion jumped off the Caravan and began to run, he got a potion out of his pocket and his wings were healed. He cast a spell to repel the death magic for a time. He ascended into the sky, and with the last of his power raised his hands[/i] Orion: MUDSHOVEL! [i]The earth some distance away rose up and a wave of earth flew at Bryan. It came at a speed so fast, it threw him a distance of 125 feet. He skidded to a halt, and was limp. Orion slowly descended as the spell for the death magic to be repeled for a time wore off. He breathed heavily as the magic began to tear at him once again[/i][/color]
  24. [color=crimson]"Hey Trav, Ya know Neil wanted a postion on the news cast" "So...?" "DUDE! He has an army of rabid cows!" "So...?" ".... Plus he has hentai" "HE'S IN!" "......" [i]James steps in and raises a giant mod gun[/i] "DID YOU SAY HENTAI" James yells. "Er... Ken did" "Wait... Wait... no I didnt..." ":modrod:" [i]James steps out[/i] "DUDE!" Ken exclaimed. "Hey. You're the one that said it" ".... Would you like fries with your extra crispy Ken?" "*cough* Uh... Ken, our newscast" "Oh yea, Oops. Are we on?" [i]Liam the Cameraman Nods[/i] "Errrr... As you can see, law enforcement is cracking down on bad evil pictures that men like." "*whispers* GET OFF THAT SUBJECT" "Errrrr... bebbies?" "......... go to commercial...." [i]Image fades to commercial[/i] "NOW ON VIDEO: WHEN RABID POP STARS ATTACK 3! ONLY 19.95! SEE BRITNEY, N SYNC, AND THE BACKSTREET BOYS ATTACK!" [i]Image fades back to the newsroom, Ken having a black eye[/i] "Remember no talking about that" "Right-o." "*coughs* Well, We're back. Ken has learned a valuble lesson" "I learned something?" ".... ON TO THE NEWS!" "Right. Sorry...."[/color]
  25. [color=crimson] Aight... this mission has dragged on for a bit too much now.... o_o' ---- [i]Ken pulls out his WT[/i] Ken: EVERYONE MEET BACK AT THE TPM HQ! [Everyone starts back at the HQ] [i]A few weeks later.... Ken walked out of his room, and walked down the hall and to the elevator. He punched in the Secureity Code, and walked in. He waited patiently as the elevator ascended. A few moments later, the elevator stopped, and Ken stepped out. He walked foreward to the Bosses desk, and stood straight.[/i] Ken: Yes sir? You had a job for my crew? Boss: Yes. In Russia, a country who's name doesnt want to be mentioned, wants a nuclear silo taken out. Ken: Uh... how do you take out a nuclear silo, if I may ask sir? Boss: Blow it to kingdom come. I hear you're good with bombs. Ken: *grins* Yes sir. I am sir. Boss: Alright, quit the sir thing. Jeez... Ken: Errr... Sorry Boss. Boss: That's better... The nuclear silo is in the middle of an air base. When you take it out, it will cause an explosion that will take out 4-5 other nukes, and the airbase itself. Ken: Sounds like fun. Boss: Yes, here is the airbase itself *pushes a button* [i]A screen descended behind him, showing an ariel veiw of an airbase. There were 6-7 Landing fields, and lots of hangars. Around the middle, next to radar, were silos.[/i] Boss: Now... you'll enter here *a small path appears on the screen* That's the back. The least guards. Ken: Neil might want more guards. Boss: Yea, they'll be more in the base. Trust me, this is a hard mission. Ken: Why hard? Boss: Tanks. Ken: Hold on now, Tanks? Boss: Yea. You'll have to deal with tanks. Ken: .... Eh.... Boss: Dont worry, i'm sure you can handle it. Ken: .... Eh.... Boss: Now, blow the base and evac. The helicopter will be south of your postion in a cleared area in a forest. Ken: Alright. Boss: Reward is 5 million. Ken: Damn. Boss: Remember to split that cash between your people. Ken: .... Right. Boss: Now... You depart as soon as you want... Ken: Right... [i]Ken walked back and descended the elevator and promptly sent an Email Voice message to EVERYONE about the job.[/i][/color]
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