Mr. Maul Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 *Students file in chatting* *Gandalf stands at the front of the room* Gandalf: Quiet, please, quiet. *All still chatting* Gandalf: QUIET!!!!! *Room darkens and walls creak* All: o__O Gandalf: Now then, as your teacher, I feel obligated to tell you the rules and procedures of the class. Number one: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sam to Frodo: Mr. Frodo, I don't think that's a good sign. Do you sir? Frodo: Don't call me 'sir,' or 'Mr.' And shut up! Sam: Yes sir, Mr. Frodo, sir. Gandalf: Last year's class passed enough notes to fill the Lonely Mountain. Which brings us to rule number two: YOU SHALL NOT PASS...notes. Sam: Mr. Frodo, sir, he said the passing thing again, sir. Frodo: Yes, I know he said it, and stop calling me SIR! Sam: Yes sir, Mr. Fr... *Frodo screams, jumps up with his sword, tackles Sam, and holds it to his throat* Sam: Mr. Frodo, sir, you're scaring me. Frodo (looking shocked) : I'm-I'm sorry...Sam, I... don't know what came over me, I... Sam: It's okay, Mr. Frodo, sir. *Gandalf's still babbling on in the background* *Bell rings* Gandalf: Goodness me! Have I been babbling on in the background this entire time? Well, students, off to lunch you go, and don't forget your recess items for afterwards. *Random hobbits file out of their class rooms into the hallway in a single file line, carrying baseball bats and other recess items over their shoulders* Hobbits(singing) : High-ho, High-ho, it's off to lunch we go! We can't be late for our twenty plates, High-ho, High-ho, High-ho, High-ho! *Sign over cafeteria reads, "The Prancing Bologna"* *Merry sits down at the table with Pippin, Sam and Frodo. He has a large chocolate milk.* Pippin: What's that? Merry: This my, friend, is a pint. Pippin: A pint? I'm getting one! *Pippin rushes towards the lunch line* Frodo: But you're lactose intolerant! ______________________________________________________________________ MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me what you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 [size=1]Shall not pass...heheh. Tis very funny.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDragon465 Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sara [/i] [B][size=1]Shall not pass...heheh. Tis very funny.[/size] [/B][/QUOTE] I taught Tis was it is nowadays. I used Tis a few times because of reading old books with that kind of grammar. Anyway enough of that. I think the story is good. Kinda humorous at the same time. Good work and EXCELLENT compare to all my crappy stories I done in my life for school needs.All the stories I did were awful:bawl: . I think is a good talent that some people have. I admire people who can make good stories that are not boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mr. Maul [/i] [B]*Students file in chatting* *Gandalf stands at the front of the room* Gandalf: Quiet, please, quiet. *All still chatting* Gandalf: QUIET!!!!! *Room darkens and walls creak* All: o__O[/quote] [/b] :rotflmao: [color=ff00cc] [size=1]OMG, I loved that part! *laughs irl* Post more! These are really funny![/color] [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Harrasser Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 lord of the rings is gay. you guys are a bunch of loesers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syk3 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Harrasser [/i] [B]lord of the rings is gay. you guys are a bunch of loesers [/B][/QUOTE] The Harrasser, you've obviously entered this forum to spam. Just the context of which you said 'gay' proves this; complete immaturity. If you came to see how fast you can get banned, then congratulations. OtakuBoards doesn't need people like you. *Note: All prior posts made by The Harrasser have been deleted. I apoligize for any rude comments you may have seen from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 [color=hotpink][size=1]Hey! That was great! I laughed the whole time! Very original and a very nice parody. I do hope you post more. ^_^[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maul Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 Thank you all for your comments(except harrasser). I'm still writing the second part, so hang in there:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonstar Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 :D Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh that was funny! write more soon. Lactose intolerant, heh. I think the result of anyone drinking a pint of chocolate milkshake would be the same. Meh, that's just me. Moooore! :D :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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