Guest Midnight Rush Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 an evil witch appeared and block his way out until he would...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 26, 2004 Author Posted June 26, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']... stop barking. Once he did, the witch...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Took some Excedrin Migrain because that dog's high pitched bark was grating on her nerves and killing her head. After she took the Excedrine she said...[/color]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 26, 2004 Author Posted June 26, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']"Ya stupid mutt! All I want to do is...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Slay this ferocious beast who ate you and give you this scuba gear. You'll need it where you're going. Then as an after thought the witch adds...Oh my name's Ethel what's yours?[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 The dog opened it's mouth to speak, but nothing came out. He had lost his voice from barking! This made the dog want to...
Eli Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 Cuss as much as he could, though it was impossible; the dog instead...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 ... helped the witch by giving her a boost up the throat of the beast where she could use her magic on the monster's... NOTE: Special banner for Ms. Chibi :D
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 26, 2004 Author Posted June 26, 2004 [color=darkviolet]Sinuses and nasal caveties. In no time at all the monster was suffering from a sinus infection so bad he thought he'd die. Plus, his nose was clogged up like the George Washingtong Bridge during rush hour with only one lane open in each direction and his head felt like it was stuffed with cotton. Desperate for relief the monster...[/color]
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 ... sneezed the witch and dog fish out and into the water where they were tossed about and...
Cysword6 Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 [font=Verdana][size=2]thrown into the river. When they looked down it it ended in a waterfall and....[/size][/font]
Thanatos Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 There were cannibals lining the rivers edge, meaning they had too...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 ... try and swim back up stream. But the rapids were too harsh and ended up...
Hevn Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 [SIZE=3][SIZE=1][COLOR=RoyalBlue][B]...swimming towards the cannibals. The cannibals looked at them thinking if they will eat them or not... The licked and tasted and said....[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE]
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 "Let's dig in, boys, for this is a tempting treat." With that, they...
bimbo69 Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 spit roasted the witch but let the dog go because he is a dog and not a person. The dog joined in the meal and ...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 ... and soon grew fond of his new-found friends. The cannibals let the dog enter their jungle and...
bimbo69 Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 they played with each other all day until the chiefs wife fell in love with the dog and ...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 26, 2004 Posted June 26, 2004 ... want to wed it. Though the dog was actually a fish and wanted to be a human, he didn't decide to tell the chief's wife that he was going to become human. Instead he...
Guest Midnight Rush Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 bought her an oyster and offered a champagne chaser, then he...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 ... bought her a night on the town in Las Vegas where...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 27, 2004 Author Posted June 27, 2004 [quote name='Dragon Warrior']... bought her a night on the town in Las Vegas where...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]The Cheif's wife hit the jackpot at Mandalay Bay then they visited the Venetian and went on a shopping spree. However, just as the dog was buying a new pair of stilletos at Jimmy Choo's who should walk in but...[/color]
Hevn Posted June 27, 2004 Posted June 27, 2004 [COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]...the Chief together with the princess!!! All of them looked at each other and the Chief said...[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 27, 2004 Author Posted June 27, 2004 [quote name='Leh']Hot diggity dog! Then the princess said...[/quote] [color=darkviolet]"Hey, [i]I[/i] want those shoes!" The Princess then proceeded to get all ghetto on the dog and...[/color]
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