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ooc:lets start...!

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Akira:*whistles*Man, I am lucky! Runing a KFC! :D And earning my dad's money while he's vactioning in Hawaii with my new mom...*shudder*The employies should get here soon....*looks up*A spaceship?

[I]The spaceship lands, and a big fried egg with eyes comes out[/I]

Alien:I am King Mugglebrowp! Give me the recipy to the chicken!

Akira:Um...Why?

King M:We don't taste good enough!

Akira:No wonder! Your eggs! Every tried to eat yourself with celery?

King M:You make me mad, boy!

Akira:What are ya gonna do about it?

King M:Go back in time, capture the Colonel, and torture him until he tells us the secret!

Akira:Thats not good...
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majora's Mask [/i]
[B]ooc:lets start...!

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Akira:*whistles*Man, I am lucky! Runing a KFC! :D And earning my dad's money while he's vactioning in Hawaii with my new mom...*shudder*The employies should get here soon....*looks up*A spaceship?

[I]The spaceship lands, and a big fried egg with eyes comes out[/I]

Alien:I am King Mugglebrowp! Give me the recipy to the chicken!

Akira:Um...Why?

King M:We don't taste good enough!

Akira:No wonder! Your eggs! Every tried to eat yourself with celery?

King M:You make me mad, boy!

Akira:What are ya gonna do about it?

King M:Go back in time, capture the Colonel, and torture him until he tells us the secret!

Akira:Thats not good... [/B][/QUOTE]

[i]Britty runs in from the kitchen. She looks at the egg. [/i]

Britty: What's that?

King M: I'm King Mugglebrowp!

Britty:....Uhhh.... Nice... Costume... :therock:
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King M:IT IS NOT A COSTUME! ARE ALL EARTH PEOPLE SO DIFFICULT!?

Akira:Mabey...depends on how much you pay us!

King M: :angry2: Well! You have made me so mad, I will have to desintigrate you both!

Akira/Britty:*yawn* :o Right...

King M::angry2: :angry2: :flaming: :flaming: :angry2:
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Eric is on the street corner, driving his Dodge Viper that he bought with his *own* money :devil: :naughty: :naughty:. He drives up to the KFC just in time to see the spaceship lift off and go througha blue portal. "Hey, Akira! What was that?" "Some alien people saying they're going back in time to get the recipe from the Colonel." "Oh, ****! The secret recipe?" "Yeah." "Well, what the hell are we supposed to do about it?"
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"I've got some nitrous oxide in my car. Its already got a supercharged engine, and that'll just make it go faster. I've heard that if you go fast enough, you go back in time." "Okay, let's try it." Eric gets into his car and activates the nitros. He pushes the pedal to the floor, and dissapears. A few seconds later, he reappears, with Benjamin Franklin tied up in the back of the car. "Looks like it works. Now, what do we do with this guy?" Eric notices a dumpster a few feet away. :devil: :devil:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by AlmightySSJ4 [/i]
[B]"I've got some nitrous oxide in my car. Its already got a supercharged engine, and that'll just make it go faster. I've heard that if you go fast enough, you go back in time." "Okay, let's try it." Eric gets into his car and activates the nitros. He pushes the pedal to the floor, and dissapears. A few seconds later, he reappears, with Benjamin Franklin tied up in the back of the car. "Looks like it works. Now, what do we do with this guy?" Eric notices a dumpster a few feet away. :devil: :devil: [/B][/QUOTE]

[i]Britty runs outside, and looks at them. [/i]

Britty: What are you guys doing... With... BEN FRANKLIN?!?!?!?

Ben Franklin:.....umm.....

Eric: Oh, we're just having some fun! :devil:

Akira: Yeah! Now... About that dumpster...

Eric and Akira: *pick up Ben* *stuff him in the dumpster and slam the lid*

Akira: That's revenge for inventing the post office!!!

Britty:...Uhhhh.... Riiiight.... Anyways... What are we gonna do about that egg?
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Akira:Um..beat them back to teh Colonel, bring him here, and blow up the Aliens?

Ben:[SIZE=1]I invented the time machine![/SIZE]

Britty:I [I]HATE[/I] obnoxius braggers!

Ben:[SIZE=1]Um.....It's in my pocket![/SIZE]*throws a small cube out*

Akira:Cool.*pushes buttons*Lets go!

[I]They dissapear in a flash of light[/I]

Ben:[SIZE=1]someone help me[/SIZE]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Majora's Mask [/i]
[B]Akira:Um..beat them back to teh Colonel, bring him here, and blow up the Aliens?

Ben:[SIZE=1]I invented the time machine![/SIZE]

Britty:I [I]HATE[/I] obnoxius braggers!

Ben:[SIZE=1]Um.....It's in my pocket![/SIZE]*throws a small cube out*

Akira:Cool.*pushes buttons*Lets go!

[I]They dissapear in a flash of light[/I]

Ben:[SIZE=1]someone help me[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

Noooooooooooooooo, I'm the one with the time machine, remember? The Time-Traveling Dodge Viper?
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