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Just to get a laugh out of somebody, i decided to post up some yo' mama jokes. not offensive to anyone. and not talking about anyone's mother. use these for situation: bullies, friends, anything:

1. yo mama so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

2. yo mama teeth so yellow, the doctor knocked them out and sold them as night-lights.

3. yo mama so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new burger from McDonalds.

4. yo mama so stupid, the coach told her to get a quarterback and that's exactly what she did: she a quarter back.

5. yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters.

6. yo mama so fat, we poured a half a cup of water in the bath tub and it overflowed.

well that's all i know, i'll post up some more when i find some.
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