Clerks has so many memorable quotes:
Randal:"If you were Steven Tyler and could have any chick you wanted, who would it be?"
Randal:"Really? Id pick Liv Tyler"
Randal:"I cant stay mad at that monkey"
Randal: Why the hell is he called Silent Bob, anyway?
Lawyer: Here to question Mr. Hicks are two giggling girls.
Girl: Okay. Do you, like, have a girlfriend?
Dante: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
Girl: Omigod, I told you.
Big Mac: Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidentally, not the same co