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Osiris: I'm stuck here, nothing to do.... Might as well view my playboy magazines..... A few demons sneaked pass by and enters the fotress. Osiris: Oh my.... nice....

I'm soo bored.... Training everyday.... ------------------------------------------------- Samsung: Sabirsing can't see me here..... The tight T-Shirt is working.... She's sweating.... The shirt is going to get wet in minutes..... My binoculars are ready..... Sabirsing: I'm sweating like a pig and Samsung left me here..... Men... Craig: Uh... Sabirsing? Where's Samsung..... Sabirsing turns around. Her shirt's all wet. Craig stood there, staring at her chest. Then he snaps from the trance. Craig: I'll go and look for him..... bye..... Sabirsing: I better go change... Samsung: D@mn! Craig's gonna get it....

Shinnok: I've inform the mother ship. The're arriving any minute now..... Siren: I've trusted you..... Shinnok: I overheard dbzman talking. He's gonna kill me after getting the password to the mother ship's self destruct mechanisme, he's going to find out it's Crystal. Dbzman: Thanks (writes down) Warlock: It's time to kill him....:devil: Siren: Can you help us? Stop the mother ship before destroying Earth? Shinnok: I've sworn to obey all the captain's orders. He's dead. I think I'll help you... Dbzman: Help us and we'll let you free. Shinnok: It's here.....

Lets just torture him, ok? We'll make his squirtle faints before defeating the gym leader....:devil:

When Craig, Himura and Neil arrive at their destination, the fleet of mobile suits was a swarm of tourists who lost their way. Craig: D@mn! He's going solo! Neil: Gotta help him out.... Himura: We're missing the action. Better get a move on. Craig: Roger that. Neil: 10-4. I think..... When tey got back, Heero's badly damaged. The Tallgeese knocks him out of the sky. Heero lands in front of the trio. Craig: Forgetting us? Neil: You should wait for backup. Himura: We'll finish him....

Sabirsing: Am I too late? Samsung: Just in time.....:devil: Warlock: Come on! Pay attention! Sabirsing: I'll strip when were done. Till then I'll do this. (starts to open shirt) Craig: Oh, man! She's stripping! Warlock: Shut up! I'm enjoying this....:D Sabirsing: Till then, I'll wear only a tight T-Shirt. That's should be enough.... Craig: I don't think I can hold it.... I'm going to let 'it' go inside my room..... Samsung: Hmmmm, the outline of the brea$t..... fine, I'll manage.... Sephiroth: It's a brea$t of fresh a$$..... Sabirsing: [SIZE=3]PARDON?[/SIZE] Sephiroth: Nothing......

Himura: My missiles are locked on and ready to fire.... Neil: Save it, this one's a piece of cake.... Craig: Powering up weapons..... Heero: Close combat this time, eh? Ready when you are.....

Osiris: If you're making breakfast, I'll have my eggs well done.....:sleep: (talk in sleep) Siren: How he do that? Dark: Probably some secret powers.... Siren: :eek: Don't sneak up on me like that! Sky: I'm stuck doing the work around here....

how long must I lie down face first into the river? ------------------------------------------------ Sage: Dbzman, you were talking about the unconcious soldier...... Dbzman: Huh? What soldier? Siren: He must have died of suffocation because his face is in the river..... Craig: Might as well save him.... Warlock: I seem to dozed of here....

Crowd: Boooo.... Zell: What the hell.... Seifer: Guess you're up. Marson: Up? They awoke from their slumber only to find themselves in a collesium, a giant arena reserved for the sport, fight till death. Zell: Where's headmaster Cid? Seifer: He's up there(points upward) tied to the ceiling. Marson: How do we get him? Suddenly the crowd roars as they welcome the people coming to the center of the collesium. They all chant 'Yoshimitsu!' Zell: What the hell.... Yoshimitsu: I'm your opponent. If you defeat me, You're free.....

How can a fire type pokemon defeat rock type pokemon? Tackle and Bite aren't very efective.... It's time to torture Mako.....:devil:

Himura: Let's just go to Lassen. It's a town north of here. It has a refueling facility. We can chose to destroy The Black Dream Tower or not. It's rumoured to contain an ancient mobile suit. Zero: More destruction! Craig: It's near Howard. I guess we can rest there.... Zero and Himura leaves Craig and sped towards Lassen. Craig: Hmmmm, typical....

Osiris swore to protect Siren till death do it's job. Death: I'll be waiting.... -------------------------------------------------- Merica is just over the mountains. Siren: We'll be there before you know it. Siren walks next to Osiris, her chest shakes as she walks on.... Osiris: It's getting dark, better set up camp. Zero: No peeping! Osiris: Pardon? Are you talking to Sky? :devil: Sky: Speak for yourself.... Siren: Whatever...

Shinnok: The alarm is off, those guys are getting on the captains nerve. Might as well report it. He forget about lunch and went straight to the bridge. More and more dead bodies can be found on the way to the bridge. Shinnok: I'll have to report about all this nonsense, playing on an operation to conquer Earth. As he reached there, he found out the remaining survivors are all gathered there, on their toes, ready to shoot. Shinnok: You guys, keep those away! We're not supposed to play with it.... Crazy Guard: You're one of them! Kill him! Shinnok: I'm warning you! I'll have to report this.... C.Guard: Fire!!!! Shinnok fled from the ship. He ran blindly through the forest. Finally crashed into the stream nearby and faints....

Samsung: Guess I'll train too.... Sabirsing: What will you do? Samsung: Why don't you time me? It'll be fun.... Sabirsing: Time what? How many times can you pick up girls only by looking at them? Samsung: I'll run around the world. Sabirsing: What for? Samsung: To prove my love for you.... what are you thinking? I'm training here.... Sabirsing: What's your record? Samsung: 15 seconds..... Sabirsing, Sephiroth and Craig all do the classic anime fall. I'm correct, right? Sabirsing: If you can beat that record, I'll give you a sneek preview of me.....:blush: Samsung: You're on....:devil:

Zell: Come on, I'll throw you guys upstaits. He pick up both Marson and Seifer and hurdle them upwards towards the third floor. Seifer: It's your turn. Marson: You can do it! Zell: Here goees nothing..... He leap upwards and tries to grab hold of Seifer's hand. Seifer: Marson, give me a hand. Marson extend his watery arm and grabs Zell before he falls. Seifer: Lose some weight will you, chiken wuss.... Zell: Where's the fun in that? Finally the three of the arrive at the Headmaster Cid's Office. Zell: Mind your manners....

They entered the gym, only to be draged into a fight between Bracho and Jennifer, the leader of Artolia gym, famous for their lovely sexy girls and water type pokemon. Bracho: Fine! Leave then! :flaming: Jennifer: Goodbye! :flaming: Jennifer steps out of the gym. Bracho stood there, shocked because of the incident. Sandra: Hello, Bracho? Bracho: What?! :flaming: Craig: I'm here to win the boulder badge! Bracho: Another hot shot? Fine! :flaming: I'll give no mercy!!!! :flaming: Sandra picks up a nearby chair and popcorn and sat down, trying to enjoy the battle. Sandra: This should be good.... Mako: Jennifer sure is hot! Maybe I'll should try and get her...:blush: Sandra: Give her your best shot....

Himura: What are going to do there? Craig: Yeah, what's going on there?

Shinnok: I guess I'll get something else to eat... He goes straight to the cafe, ignoring the bloodshed around him. Shinnok: Must be April's Fool again. I'm d@mn hungry! He walks over dead soldiers lying on the ground. Sometimes he steps on them. Shinnok: Oops, sorry guys.... Meanwhile.... Dbzman: Where the hell are we? Sage: Beats me.... Siren: Just destroy everything....

Zero: Let's pour water all over her! Craig: Wait, let me think.... Sandra+Water = Sandra in a tight wet shirt revealing her true self.... ok, let's do it! Mako: Emmmm, guys.... Zero: Shut up! You'll get to see too... Sandra: Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee, beat the living hell out of these two idiots... Both pokemon do as she command. Zero and Craig got what they deserve. During the beating, Sandra finish packing and ready to go. Sandra: Lets go.... Mako: I was trying to tell you guys but you wouldn't listen.... Zero and Craig: We know.....

Zell: I'll handle this. You guys go on ahead. Seifer: How?, Chicken Wuss? Zell: Like this.... Zell lifts the elevator and punch it so hard it flew up till the 3rd floor. Seifer: Don't you dare leave me out of this battle! Marson: I'll help. Zell: Let's go straight to hell together....

Osiris: Where the hell is Siren? How can I protect her when she's with some idiot named Craig? Zero: Get over it. We'll find her. Sky: Our 'companions' are secretly following us. We'll meet up with them later. Osiris: How come I felt something when I'm with Siren? Zero: Heads up, we're here. They arrize at Siren's aunt house. Sky: I heard Siren's aunt is wierd....

Finally Samsung reached the d@mn tower. Samsung: Got to control myself. Got to relax.... Seph: What happened? Samsung: Pass a nude beach on the way over. The image is still inside my head... Craig: I would like to see that....:D Sabirsing: Men.... Seph: What about us? Sabirsing: Nothing......

Himura: Where are we going now? Zero: Let me think..... Craig: Wait a minute and let me think.... Himura: While you guys at it, I'll eat lunch inside my cockpit.....

(I didn't know Marson is a boy) Zell: Seifer, why are you following me? Seifer: Oh god, I've fallen as low as this Chicken Wuss?! Squall: Where have you been.(looks at Marson) Who's the babe.... I mean the boy? Marson: My name is Marson. Have you seen... Gennie? The ground shook again. Squall: Let's get to the Headmaster's Office... Zell: Lead the way....