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  1. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    "Chii! damn it! when I said 'light switch', I didn't mean for you to switch places with the light!"
  2. Lord Dante

    Geek Stuff

    [QUOTE]I seem to remember the only true Ork strategy is "shoot da close combatty stuff, close combat da shooty stuff". I was always told strategising beyond that was unutterably un-Orky.[/QUOTE] And you would be right, good sir. However the only truly 'orky' way to go about "'fings on dis 'ere battlefield" is just to lead your troops on a "waaagh!" I.e. all rush forward, shooting at whatever, before engaging in close combat. Waaghs rule
  3. Lord Dante

    Geek Stuff

    [QUOTE]I also used to be into Warhammer 40,000 - I was an Eldar player, with a nicely-painted, well-rounded army and no sense whatsoever of appropriate battle tactics. I'm not sure if I won a single game, but I enjoyed painting and building the miniatures. I still have them in a box somewhere - I don't have the drive nor the opponents to actually play any more, but I can't bear to get rid of them after I spent so many hours assembling... [/QUOTE] Hah. to play eldar you have to be a master of thinking five steps ahead of your enemy... or have a whole bunch of starcannons. I used to play as eldar, before moving on to space marines, chaos, and finally settling on Orks. Orks are great. "s' gona be all shooty, init. Wiv loadsa gunz all ova" - Mekboy Gitsnik Bludtoof, regarding his gargant. two strategies are all the orks have: meatgrinder close combat, and Blow holes in things. But I digress.
  4. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    Ok, I think it's time to pick a winner from this pile of piled-up things. Honourable mention: [QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]Dhampir:[/B] Asuka: How dare you let that perverted bird walk in on our private strip twister game! Every time I try to let you in you screw it up! [/QUOTE] Just because I can imagine this happening in the "shinjibrain altiverse" (episode 26) Second place: [QUOTE]Originally posted by [B]JJ:[/B] Asuka: Shinji! I thought I told you not to dress up Rei as a penguin! Shinji: But she looks so cute... Rei: ... [/QUOTE] Hah. Penguin-rei makes me laugh inside. Aaaand... Katanaviolet, you are victory! [QUOTE]Trying to keep up with the Dance Dance Revolution craze, Milton Bradley's new and updated version of Twister never picked up off the ground, after repeated incidents of inter-tester brutality.[/QUOTE] There you have it, Katana violet up next. yadda yadda... you all should know the rest by now ;)
  5. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    Holy crap, I won? Well it took me a while, but here's one (attatched below) Have at it!
  6. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    And thus Duo finally discovered why he had been hounded by Yaoi fangirls all his life. He had just seen his reflection in the Apple. His response? "Hey, I'm not real, what do I care?"
  7. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    And thus bubbles had discovered The professor's complete "darkness series" collection. Yes, Bad I know. i'll step up to the gallows now....
  8. Lord Dante

    Good Baking Mistakes.

    One time last year, I was baking an apple Pie. (mmmm... piiie) I had an open bag of M&M's on the shelf above my cooker. I banged my head on the shelf and knocked the bag of M&M's into my stewing apples. Trust me, Apple and M&M pie rocks!
  9. Lord Dante

    RPG The Ripper Program

    It had been several hours since Dante had walked in on the conversation. Disbelief still loomed in his mind, over what he had heard, and what he had shown to Geni. Things he had shown to no other before. Standing before the closed Seamstress' store, gripping a sheathed Tsuruko tightly in hand, dante watched on as a light blazed from a first floor window. For an eterninty; it seemed, He stood there. The origin of the Letter that had inflamed the situation with the Social ton. He had come with murderous intent. Had come to make sure that such letters would not be making circulation again. Flashes of the Kinas incident hurled themselves through his mind. Dante turned, hung his head, and dissapeared into the night.
  10. Lord Dante

    RPG The Ripper Program

    The shock of what he had heard still rang in his ears as he ascended the stairs. Dante stopped before the door that Geni had half walked therough half collided with. What damage a little walk could do. Dante knocked on the door. Geni's weak voice, interrupted by choking sobs came quietly through. "Go away, let me be" Despite the grave seriousness of the situation, dante couldn't help but smile. "Geni, let me in. " "No, Go away", came the choking reply. Dante's smile grew. "Geni. you know locked doors couldn't stop me in the past. They certainly can't stop me now. Let me in" "Just let me be Dante" The reply came, though the Racking sobs seemed to have dissapeared. Dante could almost detect a hint of laughter. "now are you going to open the door for me, or do I have to do a magic trick for you again?" Dante's tone was lighter than before. A full minute passed as the sobbing behind the door quietened. The latch on the door clicked, and then slowly opened inwards. A slash of light fell across Geni's tear-stained face. Dante stepped inside, and closed the door behind him. Dante turned to face Geni, saying nothing as he pulled her into an embrace. Sobbing quietly into his shoulder, she said nothing for a full minute. "So are you going to tell me what's wrong?" Dante said, trying to keep a jovial tone. "Oh Dante..." was all Geni could manage before sobbing into his shoulder again, She handed him the Note from the seamstress. "Father was right. The Ton are already beginning to make things difficult." She said as Dante read the note. "Is this the same seamstress that I visited for you last time?" Dante said with quietly controlled fury, the note crushed in his fist. Geni only nodded. "How can... I was... She did not seem to call either of our character into question on that occasion" Dante said, the controlled rage still evident in his voice. "Yes well, we were following the Rules of social Decorum then" Geni said in a weak voice, her eyes brimming with tears. Sensing that She was on the verge of uncontrollable sobbing again, Dante guided her to the edge of her bed, sat her down and put his arm around her soulders. "Stop this, now. Geni. You're stronger than this, I know you are." He said, Giving her shoulders a gentle shake. "Come on. What happened to the Geni that could cut through five tatami mats in under two minutes?" Geni giggled softly, as she visibly relaxed under the weight of Dante's arm and Lighthearted comment. Gradually the tears dried up, and the last few sobs trailed off into nothingness. "How much of the conversation did you hear?" Geni finally asked. "Most of it" Was all Dante would say. "Did you hear what E-" "Yes. All of it. Including your reply." Dante cut across her. "I'm sorry - " Geni Began. dante cut across her again "Don't be"Dante said, Pulling her into another Embrace. "Oh what are we going to do with you, Geni?" dante half-sighed. "I know Eclair thinks I'm a coward, I've suspected for a while actually" Dante began, "But I would never ask for your hand. Not untill you knew what kind of person I really am. What I am capable of." Dante let go of geni, Rising to his feet. "What do you mean?" Geni asked tentatively. "You can trust me Dante. I love you, and want to help you with anything. Nomatter what kind of person you think you are, You are Dante. And that's good enough for me" A semblance of her usual cheer was beginning to seep its way back into her voice. Dante sighed inwardly. "Are you sure?" He asked, quietly. Geni nodded her head without a word. Dante stood a little straigter, and removed his gloves. "very well" He said. "I will show to you what I have shown to no other." Dante sat back down, taking geni's hand as he opened the mental door to the flashbacks hidden behind it. OOC: Wow. you cannot imagine how hard this was to write. Any problems let me know.
  11. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    And thus Shuichi discovered about the birds and the bees, from his best friend; the techie dude.
  12. Lord Dante

    RPG answer my questions please.

    One thing you shouldn't do is post questions in an already running RP. You will disrupt the flow, and that isn't good.
  13. Lord Dante

    Summer Jobs

    I'm just going to put in Overtime shifts at my weekend job over summer. My jobs pretty easy - I just have to scan people's shopping;[SPOILER] and act like I give a damn about their oppinions on the price of goods.[/SPOILER]
  14. Lord Dante

    RPG The Ripper Program

    Dante quietly shut the door behind him. He had bid goodnight to his hosts before departing to his room, to change his bloodstained clothes. Without a doubt, today had been what one would characterise as 'a bad day'. To top it all off the social ton had been given ammunition. Ammunition which would surely re-surface Dante's reputation with his father. "This is all I need" Dante whispered to himself as he changed his clothes. Unfortunately, He knew that he could do nothing short of slaughtering the entire social ton to prevent the biddies from speculating. Dante resolved to ride it out with head held high. Jabs about his father would not faze him again.
  15. Lord Dante

    Anime Anime Picture Caption Game

    Black haired guy: I'm telling you. I can think harder than you. brownhaired guy: Oh yeah? We'll see about that. Black haired guy: Dude, what are you doing? Brown haired guy: *straining* Think think think..... Black haired guy: Dude? Brown haired guy: *straining harder* think think think.... I'm thinking harder than you! Black haired guy: Dude, no. YOu're just making yourself choke. Brown hared guy: Gasp. Thinking... harder.... *passes out*
  16. Lord Dante

    Be careful what you wish for.

    SPROING! you are now a "L337 H4cKz0R" and can hack into any system, completely unnoticed. Ynfortunately now you can only speak leet. sucks to be you. I wish I was awesome enough to be nifty.
  17. Lord Dante

    Gaming Video Game Picture Caption Game!!! YAY!!!

    Two in the back: Look, Just smash it open already!! Two in the front: But it's scaaary!!! T_T
  18. Lord Dante

    RPG The Ripper Program

    Dante and Geni left Eclairs house, Dante's clothes still crusted with the blood of the dead edward. they walked on in silence, towards Geni's residence. Niether of them could Summon words, as the Death of Eclair's servant hung around the air like a black shroud. He still couln't believe that edward was dead. Dante had wanted him out of the way, but to disembowel the poor innocent lad? No. He would have died painlessly, if it were left to Dante. He thought to himelf about the harshness of HIs last words to Edward, Pinning him up against the wall and all. Brooding never brought anyone back from the dead, and so dante put edward from his mind. After what seemed an eterninty, they arrived at Geni's door. OOC: w00t. postage from teh dante.
  19. Lord Dante

    Be careful what you wish for.

    Dante Ninja hand-seals go! "Horse, tiger, pig, tiger, dragon, bird!" *makes hand seals* SPROING! you now Have One MIllion Dollars. However, you having this million tips the financial scale. the dollar is now worth next to nothing, and the whole of america is poor. Way to go you! I wish that I owned a first-edition print DVD of every anime in existance.
  20. Lord Dante

    Dream Jobs

    My dream Job is to be an Equity Partner in the Devitt's Law Firm. Devitt's are the biggest law firm in the country (britain). the equity partners rake in about a million a year. Also anything to do with the Video game indistry (designer/programmer) or Anime industry (Seiyuu/sound technincian) would be nice.
  21. Lord Dante

    Gaming Video Game Picture Caption Game!!! YAY!!!

    Man with torch: BACK! BACK! you vile, fleshrotting abomination from beyond the grave, BACK!! *swings torch Violently at Zombie* Zombie: *sniff* Zombie only want friend....*sniff*
  22. Lord Dante

    Your Goals In Life

    1) Toget into Northumbria University's LLB (hons) Law exempting degree, or Aberysyth University's Artificial intelligence (w/robotics-BA(hons)/Computer game design (w/sound and vision - BA(hons)), or suffolk universiy's games desing BA(hons) courses. - Either one is fine, They're all expensive and Highly competative, but The potential for Very lucrative work in the future (especially with the LLB law degree) Is very high 2) To fianlly get around to completeing my Novel - I've been working on this for a few years on-and-off. But I really haven't had the energy lately (am still only in chapter 4) 3) To optain the perfect evangelion collection - I'm rather an obsessive Eva fan, and so It has been a goal of mine for some time to Obtain any and all eva-related things. 4) To cut off the head of a PLushie Using a Cold steel brand Tamashigeri katana - Just something I've always wanted to do 5) Ask the ninja a question - I am ninja! He is ninja! She is ninja too! (hahahah. ask a ninja rocks) all I can think of now.
  23. Lord Dante

    The Worst Epidemic Yet. [Bird Flu]

    Personally I'm not even totally convinced about the Existance of said Bird flu. It just looks like a big medai scare to me (at least it does on british media). To me, it seems like The media has got It's teeth into something partially insignificant, and Is blowing it out of all proportion. I wouldn't be surprised if they're after widespread panic. Although I could be wrong. If I am, then it could be BSE all over again.
  24. Lord Dante

    Gaming Video Game Picture Caption Game!!! YAY!!!

    Guy with fire: I WILL NOT PERISH!
  25. Lord Dante

    Anime Best anime DVD purchase?

    Most DVDs In england are worth the price tag, due to the fact that Our anime releases (well, a large number of them) Have some respectable extras on disc. Na example would be how they cut the MVM production "chobits" down by 1 disc, to 6. They put all the stuff on your DVD 7 (recap episodes and featurette) as extras on DVD 6. As well as the usual Art gallery.
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