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Farto the Magic

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  • Birthday 06/27/1987

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    Fixing damaged skull specimens. Its cool...

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  1. [FONT="Trebuchet MS"][COLOR="Green"]One of the guys in my class in high school had a brother die over in Iraq and some people (I'm assuming these Westboro guys) wanted to protest, but they ended up not doing so. That was because some hardcore biker gang was following the funeral procession, intimidating any protesters. Good call on their part too. They were really effective, and patriotic. The protesters ended up going home.[/COLOR][/FONT]
  2. [COLOR="Green"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Go for it. What's the worst that can happen? Should the worst occur, barring death, life goes on. Besides, you like this chick, right? If she likes you back, what more excuse do you need? Thumbs up and all that. Good luck.[/FONT][/COLOR]
  3. [COLOR="Green"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]I'm into the girls...in theory. See, I've always been a really manly man. Not like working out and sports and crap, but I would liken myself to Beowulf minus the sex (but not the combat-oriented nudity...one always fights better when five limbs are at risk). I hit on about every woman I meet, and flirt like a mofo. That, combined with my ability to dance in a way that is "not white guy dancing," and my "rugged good looks" (these are how other people put it) cause many girls to like it, but I just don't like them back. Its sound weird, but I've only had one girlfriend, and she turned out to be a raging lesbian. She was masculine. Girly girls always strike me as making men less manly...significantly. Too many of my friends have gotten girlfriends and been whipped. Girls are cool. I'm attracted to them. I know how to attain one, but I'm just not THAT into them. I like manly women, for no apparent reason. Maybe it was the inherent danger in my ex. She pulled a knife on me before we were even acquainted. Maybe I find danger sexy...[/FONT][/COLOR]
  4. [COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Dude, this is stupid, but I can predict what song will play next on my MP3 player when its on random. But only if I listen to Queen. I'm serious. I had it going to the point where I was correct with the next song 6 times in a row, then I started trying hard to be right and lost it. But it was creepy...and stupid.[/FONT][/COLOR]
  5. [quote name='ChibiHorsewoman'][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]My best friend is currently getting on my nerves by never returning phone calls. Especially the important ones! :animeangr so I'll pick choice one just because right now I'm mad at her.. Hmm... would you rather: Spend four years in college trying to get a degree in a feild of your choice only to end up having to pay back your student loans by moonlighting as a rodeo clown? [center]or[/center] Spend four years in college trying to get a degree only to find out that by the time you graduate your knowledge is obsolete so you still have to become a rodeo clown. Either way...you still wind up a clown.[/color][/font][/QUOTE] I'll go with becoming the rodeo clown! I like cows, and I like running, and I...don't like clowns, but I can deal. But I think the first one is better. Would you rather: Get kicked in the balls as a man? or Get kicked in the balls as a man pretending to be a woman?
  6. Alright. I went through something just like this. All I can tell you is: chill. In the long-run, what are the odds that this is going to mean anything substantial to you? If she loves him, then move on, because you'll probably just waste time and sanity on someone who obviously isn't worth it. If you're a kick-*** enough guy, you can find another chick. And I assure you that this won't happen again, because having one girl is time-consuming, much less two. As for your friend. Just find a nice seat and wait for the social explosion...because it sounds like it'll be bigger than a fireworks stand going off...
  7. [quote name='Sara][color=#b0000b]No, you're suggesting that he [i]knock her unconscious[/i'] by giving her a possibly-lethal dose of chloroform.[/color][/quote] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Drugs are cool, but necrophilia is icky! If you do well in her class, you two will be on better terms and (god, I want to refrain from saying you'll have chemistry) you will get along better. [QUOTE]P.s. I thought we were planning evil here. What happened?[/QUOTE] I say, as a side-note, we plan an assassination. And...tie the two together somehow. That would be evil, and it would be entwined. Like, maybe we could kill someone (not Bush) who we all hate (honestly, that would get you in trouble). Like, maybe Snuggles, that stupid cuddle-bear...I hate him so much.[/COLOR][/FONT]
  8. [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Wow, this is my debut on OB. In any case, this is me. [URL=http://dordt.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30185984&op=1&view=all&subj=148300650&id=148301068]*CLICK*[/URL] I can't really complain. I've looked worse. Dang, this was a great day though. Nothing bad happened...not a single thing. [/COLOR][/FONT]
  9. [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Ha ha ha! This is hilarious! Ask her her sign. No, ask her if you could borrow her panties, because you forgot yours. Or just do well in her class, and spend time there after class...for extra credit.[/COLOR][/FONT]
  10. Hercules: Oh my god! Its another hydra! Only...this one tears up the cutains!!!! RUN!!!
  11. Mr.Cuddles, international man of mystery...
  12. "No, you're supposed to spread your legs more when mooning."
  13. [QUOTE]1. Do You Eat Lunch? If so, how do you usually procure it? 2. What did you eat for lunch today? 3. Do you plan ahead for lunch on further days? 4. Have you ever had a lunch date? How did it go?[/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]1. Yes. I catch my own. 2. Human children. Lots of them. They taste good with jam. 3. I leave a trail of candy that leads to my house. 4. Yes. She was delicious.[/COLOR][/FONT]
  14. [QUOTE=DeathKnight][/color] [color=crimson] The world can tighten it's grip around your throat at times. It can suffocate and press down on you with it's intense pressure. It can lash at you and whip you, it can do all these things to you but if you have a way through then just keep working on it.[/color][/QUOTE] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]God, I just got out of that, and its exactly like that. When the world tightens its grip around your throat, you need to fight your way out. Ok, my GPA was abysmal and I was an inch from being kicked from college. So, I tried again, and I was going strongly, except for my genetics class, which seemed to be out for blood. My genetics partner was doing fabulously, but I was slipping. On top of that, this girl that I had a hardcore crush on went aggressively after this guy, who was a serious jerk. My GPA ws slipping, the girl was gone, and I had nowhere to turn. Then, I started going nuts with the studying and ended up sacrificing my non-existent relationship with the girl. I went reclusive and lived off of crackers and cheese for two weeks. I recently learned that I passed all of my classes with a significant enough GPA to get off of the college's ******* list and now I work with the girl, and learned that she didn't succeed at her attempt to date that jerk. So, life seems to be working out alright at this point. I have a job for the summer that pays well, an apartment for next year, and enough people nearby to make the summer fun. Minako, I wish you good luck. Fight through this crap, because there will be an end, though it may not be in sight.[/COLOR][/FONT]
  15. [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Dude, if I could offer you some advise, I would say this: go to bed on time, and do your homework. If you do your homework, you'll go far. And go to class. I know guys who sit in their rooms until 3 a.m. every day, playing Call of Duty, or whatnot, and they generally don't stick around long. As for going to bed on time, its nice to have energy in the mornings, and throughout the day, as that's generally when things happen. And you want to be there for things.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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