Krillen Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 hey guys remember me? ive been grounded for 2 weeks and only 2 more days to go, sorry i havent been on, see you friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 4, 2001 Author Share Posted October 4, 2001 Don't worry, weve been including you in the story a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillen Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 hey guys im back, im not grounded any more thank god, ive read every thing and it looks to me like you made fun of me the whole time, so lets just say squirtle kicked all of the rock types a**, and i beat brancho on the first try,NOT 10TH,LOL. ok i know where we are so ill get started again. ------------------------------------------ Mako:wow brancho was a peice of cake with squirtles bubble beam attack in hand.(he he he) all:yah mako is the best fighter in the land!!!! (im just makin a joke guys^^^^^^^^ As they are climbing the Mountain mako sees a bush wiggle. Mako:ohh yahhhhhhh im gonna get me another pokemon now!!! Mako reaches his hand in the bush exspecting to grab a small caterpie but a scyther jumps out instead. Mako:whoa crap.Charmander GOOOOO!!!!! Mako throungs the ball out and charmander appears Mako:Ember!!!!! Charmander flames the syther and its really weak. Mako:GOOO Poke Ball, it wiggles and he catches it. Mako:YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Craig:aww man i wanted scyther. all:awwww, just one more day on the trail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zero Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Zero: I have a Syther. I found it in that forest right before Craig ran in to me. Craig: Everybody have a Syther but me. Sandra: Not everybody I don't have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Fine! The Flying Pikachu shall be a normal Pikachu! -------------------------------------------- Sandra: I've secretly evolved my caterpie into a metapod. Craig: Good for you! [SIZE=1]Show off![/SIZE] Mako: Bill's house is just at the top of the mountains. We can reach Artolia if we use the ruins. Craig: Ruins? Sandra: Artolian Mountain Ruins. It's just opposite Bill's house. Craig: You know Bill? Sandra: Once he thought I was a hooker. We almost did 'it'. He's married though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zero Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 Zero: Okay no more secret today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillen Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Kaiyu:owwwwwww my feet hurt!!!! all of the sudden a huge syther pops out of no where twice as big as the other one. Craig:yahh now i get one. Kaiyu pushes craig out of the way like he didnt even here what craig said and he takes charmander out and tells him to ember scythers a$$, Kaiyu:now kill it charmander. Charmander:char char char. charmander walks up to the badly injured syther and slices his head off with one quick swiff of the claw. all except craig: sweet!!! Kaiyu:Hey guys look at charmander he looks wierd. Sandra:hes evolving!!!!!!!! Kaiyu:awsome Charmeleon:cHAR cHAR CHAR!!! Zero:Hey look i see the city ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zero Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Zero: I'm hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Sandra: We'll stop and rest at Bill's house. He knows me.... (giggling) Craig: I bet he saw your a$$. Zero: I hope he have something to eat. Mako: Next evolution is Squirtles to Wartortle!! Sandra: Oh, shut up! Craig: Let's eat! Zero: Bill's house is that big mansion..... Mako: After that is bulbasaur to ivysaur! Sandra: I'm getting a headache.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zero Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Zero: Mako stop it already. Let hurry up I'm getting really hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 6, 2001 Author Share Posted October 6, 2001 Scyther's are really common in our RPG,aren't they! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: Bills house is just at the top of this hill! Sandra: At last! Zero: So hungry! The gang are walking along when they see a pokemon! Poke: Flaafy! Craig: What the? Sandra: Oh, it's so adorable! Craig: Go nidoran(m)! Use horn attack! Nidoran(m) launches at Flaafy, and drives his horn into his stomach! Craig: Now, Tackle! Nidoran(m) tackles Flaafy, and it faints! Sandra: Craig, that was one of Bill's pokemon, and it's at a really high level! Craig: So? They suddenly look at Nodoran(m), and it glows white! When they see it again, it is a Nidorino! Craig: Hah! I got me a Nidorino! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillen Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 hey zero do you think you can right more than just one line? We all approach Bills house and what appears to be machokes garding his door. sandra:wow this place is more complex then last time. Machock:chok chok the machokes block the door. sandra: cmon dont you remember be?!!! sandra rips off her shirt revieling very nice tits. the machokes then move out of the way and they enter. Zero,Mako, and Craig walk into the house still with the picture of sandras beutiful tits in there mind. Out of story:you know what i have just wondered, ive been calling my self kaiyu instead of mako,sorry. im mako from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 6, 2001 Author Share Posted October 6, 2001 The gang enter Bills house, the room is very dark, a single lamp light shines at the end of the room where someone appears to be working. Zero: Must be Bill Mako: I hope so, I've always wanted to meet Bill! Craig: Lets go talk to him. Sandra: Let me approach him first, he knows me! Zero: I'll bet he does!!! Sandra slaps Zero, and approaches Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 oh, I'm a whore now? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sandra: Excuse me, Bill? Bill: Ah Sandra, It's soo good to see you again.... (hands move closer at Sandra's a$$) A fast as lightning Sandra slaps Bill. Sandra: You're married!!! Mrs Bill: Indeed he does. Come Sandra, let me get you something for you torn shirt that's revealing your nice tits..... Sandra: Thanks.... Craig: I wish I was a girl, I can see Sandra tits at close range...... Bill: Who are you? Zero: We're nobody. Bill: Too bad, I thought I would ask you to join me and see what's happening in the next room using the security camera..... Mako: I'll join you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 6, 2001 Author Share Posted October 6, 2001 The 3 boys and Bill enter the security monitor room, and walk over to the monitor that Sandra and wife of Bill are in! Mako: Sweet! Just as she is about to take her top off, wife of Bill puts a piece of paper over the camera, and some writing is on the paper! It says "Get out of the monitor room you filthy perverts!" Bill blushes at this! Bill: My wife sometimes..................... Bill notices Craigs Jolteon Bill: That's a Jolteon, one of my favorite pokemon! Craig: Really, I had Eevee as my starting pokemon! Bill: You are a very lucky young man! So, how about a battle? Craig: Fair enough! Bill: I'll give you something really good if you win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillen Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 Craig throughs out his Jolteon. Bill:just one pokemon each. Bill throughs out a vaporeon. sandra:huh?but water is weak against electric. Craig:jolteon thunder attack!!! Vaporeon is takin out with one blast. Bill:well i guess that means i loose. Craig(hmmmmm somthin is fishy about this) Bill:now for you prize i will give you all a pokemon of your choice. you may have one of these pokemon. Vaporeon Jolteon Flareon Scyther Pichu Gyrados Snorlax Kabutops Jigglypuff Mako:i get the Kabutops!!!! Bill hands Mako a Kabutopos Mako:whuppeee!!!! Sandra comes out to take a pokemon. Bill:on one condition sandra i will give you a pokemon, you must flash me~!!!!!!!!!!! Sandra:Ill do anything for a free pokemon!!!! all:awsome, you can have all of mine then if you do somthing for each one. dandra:oh shut up.....here it goes...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Krillin6913 [/i] [B], you must flash me~!!!!!!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE] Sandra: Mr.Mime, go! Bill: Hey, what's happening? Sandra: Mr.Mime, use Flash! A bright light fills the area. Everyone is blinded except Sandra. Bill: Whoa! I feel dizzy... Sandra: I Flashed you. Where's my pokemon? Mrs Bill: Come sandra, your pokemon is here.... To their suprise, Mrs Bill reach inside her bra and takes out a pokeball. She hands it over to Sandra. Mrs Bill: Take good care of it.... Sandra: Is this... Mrs Bill: Yes. It's Dragonite, the rare pokemon. Bill: That's my special pokemon!! Sandra: I thank you for this pokemon. Mako&Craig&Zero: Whoa! A rare one. Bill: Who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 7, 2001 Author Share Posted October 7, 2001 What the, I caught a Dratini just so I could be the only one in the group with a Dragonite! He was going to be my strongest poke, so please take one of the poke's on the list Single H! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: Wait a minute Mako, I won the match, so I should get the first pick! Mako: Oh, okay! Mako goes to give the Kabutops to Craig, but he walks right past it towards Bill. Craig: I'd best pick mine on type! Go all my Pokemon! Jolteon and Growlithe step forward, Dratini, Psyduck, and Nidorino come out of their pokeballs. Craig: There's an electric, a fire, a dragon, a water and a ground, so I guess I'll take the Scyther. Bill: Very good, this Scyther has especially high stats! Craig: Cool! Go Scyther! He throws Scyther out of his pokeball, the Scyther looks at Craig, it has a cool scar over his left eye! Craig: Hi Scyther, how would you like to come along with me? Scyther smiles and nods, Craigs eyes brighten with excitement! Craig: Cool! Zero: Now which one should I take? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 7, 2001 Share Posted October 7, 2001 I'll have a Snorlax then! ````````````````````````````````````` Sandra: While you guys are fighting over those pokemons, I'll just have lunch with Mrs Bill. Chocolate cake anyone? Mrs Bill: I bake this especially for you child. It'll tightens your vagina. Sandra: :blush: thanks for the thought! :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 7, 2001 Author Share Posted October 7, 2001 You can keep the Dragonite if you want, but it was going to be my secret weapon and stuff! Tell you what, if you don't have the Dragonite, you can have the flying Pikachu. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Craig: Got any Pokemon chow Mrs Bill? Mrs Bill: Sure, how many bowls do you need? Craig: Okay, we got Jolteon, Growlithe, Dratini, Psyduck, Nidorino, Scyther, Charmelion, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Scyther, Kabutops, Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Abra, Pidgey, Natu, Mr Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Snorlax. (did I miss any out) Zero: That's 21 pokemon. Mrs Bill: I'll need some help to carry the bowls Sandra: I'll help you. Mrs Bill: What do you boys want? The Boys: Whatever! The two women do a classic anime fall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 7, 2001 Author Share Posted October 7, 2001 Craig: Bill, do you mind if I have one of your poke's for a friend of mine? Bill: Where is he? Craig: His Father rang him not to long ago and told him it was an emergency and that he had to ruch home! Bill: I don't believe you! Craig: Everyone, whats his name? Everyone: Andrew Bill: Okay, I believe you, so pick one for him. Craig: I'll let Zero choose his first. Bill: Okay. Sandra: Doesn't it bother you to give all these pokemon away? Bill: Not really, I have more of all of these pokemon, all stronger too. Craig: So you give us the weaker ones to train up ourselves, so they'll be stronger in the long run! Bill: Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 8, 2001 Author Share Posted October 8, 2001 Ms Bill and Sandra come back with loads of bowls of pokemon chow! A huge scramble erupts to get at the bowls! After about 5 minutes of fighting, the pokemon realise that there are enough bowls for all of them, and so settles down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 It doesn't matter. The Snorlax is fine.... ````````````````````````````````````````````` Sandra: Mrs Bill, is he here? Mrs Bill: You mean..... Sandra: Correct. Mrs Bill: You know the usual..... Sandra: Thanks..... Everyone else continue on eating. Only Zero sense that Sandra is missing. Zero: Where's Sandra? Mrs Bill: Young boys don't need to know. Mako: It's a girl thing huh? Craig: You said it.... Bill: She must have gone to see 'him'.... Sandra continue on, climbing the stairs of the tallest tower of Bill's house/mansion. Her face expressing is filled with hope. Higher she goes, wanting to reach the top, to find her ex-lover, Himura, a Persian breeder..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted October 9, 2001 Author Share Posted October 9, 2001 Zero: Who's Him? Bill: His name is Mrs Bill: I think it's up to Sandra if she chooses to tell you! Bill: I suppose so! Craig: Hey guys, come over here. Craigs pokemon, (Jolteon, Growlithe, Psyduck, Nidorino, Dratini, Scyther) walk over to him. They all look up at him. Craig: I think we need to discuss evolutions. I asked Jolteon if he wanted to evolve, and he did, so I think its only fair that I asked you. Growlithe, do you want to evolve? Growlithe nods. Craig: Cool, I think I'll evolve you as soon as you learn Flamethrower, as you learn Extremespeed at that level too.*growlithe smiles*. Dratini, how about you? Dratini nods. Craig: Well, you evolve naturally so we don't need to worry about that. Psyduck? Psyduck smiles and nods. Craig: Excellent. Nidorino? Nidorino nods. Craig: Cool!!! Scyther? Scyther shakes his head. Craig: Okay, so Scyther doesn't want to evolve. Well I guess thats settled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Single H Posted October 10, 2001 Share Posted October 10, 2001 Sandra: Himura? A figure moved in the midst of darkness. Himura: You came afterall.... Sandra: Our aniversary, the time when we met, 3 years ago, under the same moonlight..... Himura came out of the dark and comfront his lover, or ex-lover.... Sandra: You haven't changed a bit. Still wearing the same cloths I see..... Himura: (ignoring her) The Persians are alrighht. A couple of the are giving birth to Meowths in a few days. They should..... Sandra: (interupting) I Love You!!! Why couldn't you accept me?!!! Himura: It's because [SIZE=1]you look like a whore[/SIZE] I'm not ready. THis is too much for me.... Sandra: Me?!! Too much?!!! Taking care of 200 persians and god knows how many meowths, is [SIZE=4]TOO[/SIZE] much!!!!! Himura: Sandra, let me explain.... Too late. Sandra ran out of the room, holding her tears in her hands. Himura stood there, not knowing what to do. Sandra's tears are like torture to him. How in the blue hell Himura can stand that much pain...... Himura: I love you too..... Wind closes the door. Himura sits on the chair, lost in his own thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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