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Post em' here and then we can talk about them here are some of mine:
Xander: Hey, I am moist and delicious!

Spike: Oh yeah. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't you forget it.
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Anya: "I'm terrified. I didn't think - I mean, I just figured you'd be terrified and I would be sarcastic about it."
Andrew: "Picture happy things. A lake, candy canes, bunnies..."
Anya: "Bunnies. Floppy, hoppy, bunnies."

"Do you realise that the monkey is the ONLY animal cracker with clothes...like the hippo would be standing there going 'hey,wheres my hat?' and the monkey would be 'ahah,i mock you with my monkey pants!' All monkeys are french,did you know?"-Oz

Buffy: I don't trust you. You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'undead American'?

Willow: What could a demon possibly want from me?
Xander: What's the square root of 841?
Willow: 29. Oh, yeah.

Well, there's some of my favorites can't wait to see yours!! :D :cool: :wigout:
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Buffy: Because... okay, I?m cookie dough, okay? I?m not done baking yet. I?m not finished becoming... whoever the hell it is I?m gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next... maybe one day I turn around and realize I?m ready. I?m cookies. And then if I want someone to eat m -- or, to enjoy warm delicious cookie-me, then that?s fine. That?ll be then. When I?m done.

Xander: Party in my eye-socket and everyone?s invited!
Sometimes I shouldn?t say words.

Evil Willow: Well buckle up Rupert cause I've turn pro.

Evil Willow: See what I did there.
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I really like Buffy the vampire slayer, my favourite quotes are

Spike -Randy Giles? Why didn't you call me horny giles or .......( I can't remember the rest or the name of the episode but the episode is the one from season 6 whe nthey lose their memories).

Buffy- Oh, I know this one! 'Slaying entails certian sacrifices, blah blah bliddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone. (From Inca mummy girl in season 2)

Buffy-You also might want to avoid words like amenable and indecorous.'Speak English, not whatever they speak in...'
Giles- England? ( from some assembly required).

Xander- If Giles wants to go after that fiend that killed his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster pussycat, kill kill. ( From Passion after Jenny was murdered by Angel)

Whistler- There are three kinds of people that no one understands: geniuses, madmen and guys that mumble. (Fro mthe original script for Becoming part 1).

Xander- The mayors going to kill us all during graduation
Cordelia- Oh. (beat) are you gonna go to fifth period
Xander- Im thinking I might skip it. ( Graduation Day pt 1)

Willow- Old reliable? yeah that's a sexy nickname
Buffy- Oh,Will, I didn't mean...
Willow- No it's fine. I'm Old Reliable.
Xander- She just meant, you know, the geyser. Ypoure like a geyser that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow-That's old faithfull.
Xander- I thought that the dog the guy has to shoot.
Willow- Thats Old Yeller
Buffy- Xander, I beg you not to help me. ( From Dopplegangland)

I have many more to post so don't close untill I'm done.
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[color=indigo][font=comic sans ms][size=1]"Danger? I laugh at Danger! Then I run and hide until it goes away." -Xander

"And [i]this[/i] is the crack team that always foils my plans?" -Spike

"Then we'll be gods! We are gods, we are gods..." -Andrew

"I'm imagining having sex with him again." -Anya

"Wow, imginary Xander is quite a machine." -Willow

"Now, I know things might get a little intense out there, but try to watch the swearing, okay?" -The Mayor

"Can't you just be dealing drugs like normal people?" -The Principal

"Well, this is just...neat!" -Spike[/color][/size][/font]
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