Seriously, I need advice (trying to commit evil)

[Raiha]

[color=darkorchid][font=times]Let me just say that after using a VERY old Chinese massage oil that had various dangerous chemicals in it, including chloroform by the way...

....After using a very minute amount my mother, who was helping my back come back to my body, was about as giggly as me. It was like the time we put epoxy down on the garage floor on a hot day in July. We got pretty tipsy, and the fumes were SUPERB.... ....but I wouldn't recommend it on other people. God knows how many brain cells vanished because of it.[/font][/color]

[Farto the Magic]

[quote name='Sara][color=#b0000b]No, you're suggesting that he [i]knock her unconscious[/i'] by giving her a possibly-lethal dose of chloroform.[/color][/quote]
[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkGreen]Drugs are cool, but necrophilia is icky!

If you do well in her class, you two will be on better terms and (god, I want to refrain from saying you'll have chemistry) you will get along better.

[QUOTE]P.s. I thought we were planning evil here. What happened?[/QUOTE]

I say, as a side-note, we plan an assassination. And...tie the two together somehow. That would be evil, and it would be entwined. Like, maybe we could kill someone (not Bush) who we all hate (honestly, that would get you in trouble). Like, maybe Snuggles, that stupid cuddle-bear...I hate him so much.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Malkav]

Maybe I can spearhead this seduction plot into a way to put britney spears out of her misery once and for all...and eat the baby?