pooperson

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]You know what I hate? I hate it when boys are all "omg wtf, I like you" & you're all "omg wtf, I like you, too" & they're all cute & sweet & kiss you on the forehead & tell you they're happy you visited & all that jazz & then within the next three days barely talk to you at all & make horrible conversation when they DO talk. Grrr. I don't even know what I'm angry about anymore. I hate boys.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]I believe I have only ever been on the internet once while under any influence. It was on a forum called SadFace (which is actually a very happy forum!), & I posted a silly thread about my drunkenness. Here are some quotables:[/SIZE][/COLOR] [QUOTE][b]a) whoops b) whoops i went out at like fucikgn 5:00 & now i'm here wwwwwwwwwwwwhoosp[b]omg i hope htis is funny when i 'm sober[/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"](it was)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [QUOTE] nope not at all i gifve up no my [b] [color=green[ czu im' bad ta it omg iths is not good sry[/QUOTE] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"](normally when I type on this forum I use [/SIZE][/COLOR][B][COLOR="Green"]this font.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"].. but it was too difficult)[/SIZE][/COLOR] [QUOTE]k i'm drunk & going oiut to ginner haha ginner i meant diner i mean dinner whoops i'm hungry bye friends i'll see youlater (:[/QUOTE] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"] Erm... yes. Anyway, next time I'm inebriated, I'll come to this thread, & it will be a jolly good (& comprehensible, I promise) time. Usually I type very well drunk... I had to write a term paper on a very wasted Cinco de Mayo & did very well. Also, I love SoCo.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]So I'm never really [I]scared[/I] of much. Like, I can reason my way out of being afraid. But today my friend Sam & I hung out for the first time in about a year & he picked me up on his motorcycle. We rode around with his friends Matt & Cody for a while, & the four of us got dinner & such, & it was all dandy. But then on the way home, we took the interstate (at 11:00), & I've never been more scared in my life. It was weird. On an unrelated note, I noticed today that I've gained 10 pounds this summer & surprisingly don't mind.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]There is this song that the ice cream man plays, & now it's stuck in my head. I hate it. Also, I'm pretty excited to be eating grilled cheese here in a few minutes. Alsox2, I'm pretty sure that I rarely post about anything but food in this thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]Today's a quiet day. I start job numba 2 tomorrow, whoo! Also, I have this crazy, undying love for Saltine crackers... so good.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I'm sad because we don't have any crackers in the house. On a semi-unrelated note, my teeth hurt a lot. I decided it was a good idea to start wearing my retainer again at night to fix my teeth. I didn't consider the massive amounts of pain I would be feeling. Plus, it's orange, & I don't like that color anymore. Oh, I was also told today that my "singing & guitar playing is so horrible" that I could very well be "one of the greatest indie artists ever". I was only kind of offended.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I'm kind of a simple person sometimes. [img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1300597/2/istockphoto_1300597-green-pickup-truck.jpg[/img][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]Lately I've been digging the musical styling of [B]Iglu & Hartly.[/B] [youtube= Iglu & Hartly - In This City - Official video]ywqi7Wy-KzU[/youtube] I just think they sound neat.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I read up on existentialism today. I don't like it.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]It's ironic to me that someone who supports life would kill. How sad.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]This room I'm hanging out in is ridiculously hot. I shouldn't be sweating inside. The AC is even on. Whatever. Also, I've started to use Bactine again. I loved it when I was a kid, & now I like it again. [img]http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/13130/200.jpg[/img] I think it smells nice.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[quote name='Mr. Maul'][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Not gonna lie... I really wish I knew someone who was cockney. It'd be awesome if I had a friend who spoke English, yet I couldn't understand a single word they said. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I used to Skype with this girl who had a cockney accent. It was so hard to understand her. But she was neat. & [B]Botar -[/B] I don't know. I didn't see it. Sad news.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]So I just found out that one of my internet friends starred in an amateur porn video. It's kind of odd.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[quote name='Korey'][FONT= Franklin Gothic Medium] ... I'll leave that one alone. Also, the online thingy next to your SN kinda looks like the CBS logo. [/FONT][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"] You probably should leave it alone. But I like my conceited moments. Also, yeah, you're right. That's pretty neat, wow. I never noticed it before! [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I love the third Disney picture. I lol'd a bit. [IMG]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/84/56/509846521/n509846521_2678973_1315324.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4513/84/56/509846521/n509846521_2678869_1649925.jpg[/IMG] Hello.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]You know what's annoying? When people don't realize how awesome I really am. Mmhm.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[quote name='Sangome'][SIZE="1"]That thing makes me glad I'm a woman.[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]But man, I'd kill to only have to shave my face.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I just sat down & poured my thoughts out, in depth, for the first time in a while. They ended up being a lot sadder than I hoped they would be. I'm going to cook something tomorrow.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Isn't that, like, the only way to go off-topic in here?[/FONT][/QUOTE] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]Shoot, you're right. Oh well, here goes. I miss last summer a lot. For whatever reason, it was just really nice. I went to bed every night feeling really happy. Also, sometimes having so many online friends feels weird. I got breakfast with two of them today. That was neat... but weird. Kinda. Oh well.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]My pillows smell good, & I had a lot of bacon this morning. I think one of these days I'll actually post something worthwhile in this thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]I think I might go out & buy a whole bunch of chocolate today. Just because I want chocolate a lot.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]My dad is a lunch lady. Lunch man? Anyway, he tells me they actually work pretty hard to prepare the food for the students. Maybe you should try being a bit grateful instead of finding things to complain about. It's really discouraging that you judge them by their appearance anyway.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A few days ago, someone told me I look like I could be an Anime character, because my eyes & mouth are so big. I took it as kind of a compliment.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Anything with lots of bacon & no cheese or tomatoes or onions or mayonnaise.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]I had planned out this date for my then-boyfriend & myself about a year & a half ago. I was going to cook him a meal or something of the like & take it in picnic baskets to this dock by a reservoir where I live. I would have had everything all set up... there would be little tealight candles lit everywhere and a boombox with this CD I had burned him full of cutesy little songs. & we would have just eaten our food & danced on the docks. It was winter, too, so it would have been beautiful there at night. ...unfortunately, last winter was unbearably cold while we were dating. We broke up right before it got warm enough to do this.[/SIZE][/COLOR]