9mm Avenger

[color=royalblue]Akira wanders for sum distance before he can't see, bacause the sun had set. Akira:*stops dead*Troll... The troll comes wandering stupidly out from behind the trees, dragging a couple human corpses. Akira:Urrgh...Lovley*leaps behind tree, and slowly arms Crossbow* Troll:*looks at Akira's tree, and hears a click, as the arrow is fed into the bow* Akira:Oh no....*the Troll lunges at the tree*[/color]

[color=royalblue]Lol, i once picked up about 3 pkmn booster packs for aboot 2 bucks. Guess they went down hard. Believe me, there are still some pkmn freaks in my school....They get beats daily! And they hang in the fishbowl(computer lab...It's surrounded by glass)[/color]:cussing:

[color=royalblue]ooc:I've been shot in the leg. Coulden't skateboard for a month. Guess I shoulden't have said "boo!" behind my dad while he's hunting. When he shot me, he screamed something like: "Shoot it in the leg so it can't run!" Akira:Nothing to do...*whistles*[/color]

[color=royalblue]They land, and Akira reaches into his jacket, and pulls out a joint. Creed:Thats not very healthy. Akira:*looks at joint*I guess so.*throws it away* Creed:I lost her scent. Akira:Where was it? Creed:Somewhere over there.*points* Akira:Okay, you stay here.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Um...I woulden't want the hat...I'd get beats.[/color]:devil:

[color=royalblue]*Akira starts backing off slowly*Um...Hampsters....To many Hampsters.....I need a smoke.... :smoke:[/color]

[color=royalblue]Okay, thnx....I don't know how my Dragon knows your Dragon, but I'll figure it out.[/color]

[color=royalblue]fine, I'm sonic again. Sonic falls over n goes to sleep.[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by stormwing [/i] [B]hey all sorry for my not being here... i got shot and i'll be gone lots... i'll still make it a lot but not as much as normal[/B][/QUOTE] [color=royalblue]ooc:You have been shot? What are you, a cop?*shoves weedbag into ground*It's not mine, honest.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Creed(the Dragon...hehe I'm watching his new song on Much right now)suddenly stops the decent, almost bucking Akira off. Akira:Hey! Creed! What'd you do that for? Creed:Creed is my name now then? I like it. But there is another Dragon nearby.....Wind. Akira:What? There's no wind. Creed:No, Wind is the name of a Dragon....She(he, it?)I nearby. Akira:Um...*the breakneck speed decent starts again*AAAAA![/color]

[color=royalblue]I blew up once. and here I am.:shifty: Hey, this one is just like that dog in the Simpsons eppi with mel Brooks....Gibson...whoever. [/color]

[color=royalblue]Oooo! I want one with a pot leaf, with eyes on it!Wait, never mind, found one for me! :smoke:[/color]

[color=royalblue]And I claim this smily in the name of my best frined! :flasher: (please don't ask)Also, me on friday! :alcohol: [/color]

[color=royalblue]I can't remember when I was born! They wont give me my dirver's licence! I am 19, however![/color]

[color=royalblue]Wheres the choice that says: "These magazines are stoopid, and pointless"? :alcohol: [/color]

[color=royalblue]Actually, I'm gonna be Young Link... Y Link:Wow, a goomba! Dart:Man, why are all Links so stupid?! Both Links:Hey![/color]

[color=royalblue]Akira:Why are we headed there?! Dragon:You need the Sword. It is in your blood. Akira:In my blood?! Dragon:You've never bothered to learn about your family's history have you? Akira:Nope. Dragon:It's to long to list. The first Member of your Family...Lucius Rigfield, he made the sword. He was a powerful Mage. Akira:How do your know all this? Dragon:Our families have been inseperable. I, being over 200 years old, have know many of your ancestors. Lucius also tamed my great-great-grandfather, making my blood-line loyal to the Rigfields. Akira:I didn't know Dragons had great-great-grandfathers. Dragon:We have a different name for them, but for you to pronounce it, I would have to remove your jawbone. Akira:Urrgh. How far is it? The Mountain, I mean. Dragon:It's a fair ways away. We had better stop to rest...How about down there? Akira:A town...bad idea...*the Dragon dosen't listen, and starts it's downward decent, and Akira yells over the wind*I thought of a name! CRAZY! The Dragon smiles, and goes even faster....[/color]

[color=royalblue]Young Link? Dr. Mario?*reads*MEWTWO?!*skips with joy!*[/color]

[color=royalblue]Akira:Wow.....So whats your name anyways?*the dragon looks at Akira* Dragon:Name? I have forgotten it. It was 20 scence I saw your father. Akira:Can I name you? Dragon:Your father named me, didn't he? Go ahead. Akira:*thinks*Um....I'll come back to it. Hey...how come the sun isn't moving? Is it Dragon magic? Dragon:It's a neat trick, really. If I fly perpendicular to the Sun's rotation, and fly at the right altitude and speed, the Sun will stay still. Any faster, it speeds up, and rises. Any slower, it slows down, and it becomes night. Akira:And you can talk. Dragon:And fly. And breath Fire. And decapitate 10 men with one claw swipe. It seems I am ahead of the game then. Akira:Where are we heading? Dragon:To your Father's death site.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Sonic walks over to a portal, and walks through Sonic:Where? Koopa:HALT RIGHT THERE![/color]

[color=royalblue]HAHA! LAMO! I was high when i read those, and when your high, you laugh at anything for about a half-an-hour. I pissed my pants! Keep it up, man![/color]

[color=royalblue]Akira:*looks back at other posts*Spam-o-rama[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i] [B] man, i hear you about the weed thing. [/B][/QUOTE] [color=royalblue]Which part? The falling, the smelling, or the lung coughing?[/color]

[color=royalblue]*starts reading, but it's sooooo looong, I fall asleep*zzzz.....ZZZZzzzzz*wakes up*Pickles and Dishwashers![/color]

[color=royalblue]Um...Pot. I need to kick it.....Yesterday, I threw up a lung...j/k. And um....Smoking pot before class. It's a good thing I have a breath fresener, cologne, and deoderant in my bag, so I don't smell like the Wacky Weed. One time, I got so...baked at lunch, I fell over in Tech Ed, and fell asleep. Everyone thought I fainted, thank god. Only my friends know I got stoned out of my tree. Oh yeah, and I make thretening E-mails to the Matt Good Band....And i flirt with girls infront of my girlfriend...............She smaked me so hard yesterday, I forgot to smoke at lunch. All:Okay! Thats enough![/color]