Hello to all who may be listening,
I am the greatest entity this world or any for that matter has ever seen, though for my own protection and yours I will refer to myself only as Dirti_Munky. It is both a pleasure and a privilege to lend my knowledge and experience to those of you located here on Otaku Boards. I hope that I can speak with everyone at some point or another though for now I am happy just to introduce myself.
I specialize in many things, though I find myself drawn to anime and manga more then anything else for hobbies. I am active and have many other hobbies besides though I always find myself upset when I miss an episode of anime or if a manga release date is pushed back. I have the OST to every anime I have ever had the pleasure of owning and I like to find art books and compilations whenever they are available.
Contrary to much belief I am not God, I am not a psychotic masochistic murderer, I am not a generic sub race for your amusement. I am human, I am a little crazy though do not announce to the world what colour my underwear may be at this moment *ahem* green *ahem*, and I only wish I could be cross bred with other creatures.
I will be a nuisance when I deem it is required though only within the bounds of rules and regulations. If your left shoe goes missing, It was me. If you find a nasty surprise that happens to be lit on fire on your front porch, it was me. If you get a knock knock knocking at your door near 2am, it was me. If your cat is clean shaven, it wasn't me though it would be me wishing I had done it or thought of it. This is what I am, I like to play "Dirti".
Oh and if there is anything I can ever do for you send it to me to be filed. I have three types. Don't care, Garbage, and it seems interesting and I will take a look at it in three to four weeks.