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What is your opinion on Free Verse vs Rhyming Verse, and why? I tend to favor free verse because it's easier to write. But sometimes I rhyme.
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Ralph: "Why does everyone run from me?" *wets pants* Ralph: "Hehe. Dying tickles." Ralph: "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!" Ralph: "Daddy, these rubber pants are hot." Ralph: "Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy." Ralph: "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." Ralph: "Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours." Ralph: "You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people." Ralph: "Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!" Chief Wiggum: " You're right, this does taste like Gramma." Ralph: "Mr. Flanders, you're blinded-ed." Ralph: "Mr. Army Man, I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit!" Principal Skinner: "Then here, this will do." Hands Ralph a scouring pad. Ralph: "It's cold and hurty." Ralph: "I can't breathe good and it's making me sleepy." Comic Book Guy:"Oh Jar Jar, everyone hates you but me." Homer: "Dudududududududu Fishing*!" *To the tune of the Batman theme song. Homer: "Dudududududududu Batman, I mean, Leader!" Homer: "I get knocked down, I get knocked down again, you ain't never gonna knock me down!" College Girl: "Oooo, a party house." Keg goes crashing through window. Homer: "Where's my keg?" Lisa: "Mom's not going to like this." College Girl: "Who's mom?" Lisa: "Oh, that's, um, what we call the gay guy who lives with us." Homer: "I take a whiskey drink, I take a choclate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink.Everytime I here this song, it reminds me of a urinating man!!" That's the best conversation ever.
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Don't turn this into another spam fest, please. The Eu has nothing to do with George Lucas' plot. If it did he would include this stuff in his movies.
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For those of you who have seen the movies, which battle scene was the best? I thought that the scenes w/ Gollum talking to himself were well done, unlike in the cartoon were he just sits there and stares at who ever like he's talking to them.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Boba Fett [/i] [B][COLOR=green]I think that producing the Prequel movies was an excellent idea that could have been fine tuned better. I think that Episodes I and II are both great movies, and while they don't match up to the original trilogy, they still are critical parts of the Star Wars timeline. If I could have had some say in the production of these movies, then there would have been several things I would have changed. Jar-Jar would [I]not[/I] be one of them. As much as I despise him, he does serve a purpose in the movies. I also would have removed any reference to the Death Star construction from Episode II, since the EU had stated that both of the gargantuan battle stations were designed in the "Maw Facility". I might have also removed some of the cheesier script, such as the conversation between Anakin and Padme right before they enter the Geonosian Arena. Overall I think these are great films, and I strongly disagree with Mitth'raw'nuruodo's opinion that the prequel movies shouldn't have been made. But this is just my opinion...[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] When Ep. I first came out, everyone thought it was the best movie ever. Then Ep. II came out, and people finaly relized that Ep. I was crap and that Ep. II was better. The same thing will happen when Ep. III comes out. I've also noticed the same things Boba did about the dialogue. In the first three movies, the dialogue sounded like normal, everyday, relaxed talk, but when you get to Ep. I and II, it sounds like they're robots cutting to the chase. And for those of you who are upset about the prequels throwing off the balance of EU, :laugh:
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"officials determined that the money for the war in Iraq could be better spent at home...So Bush bombed Ohio."
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I've been addicted to fantasy ever since I can remember. I've read the Hobbit, seen the Lord of the Rings, I play D&D and Masquerade. I've seen countless fantasy movies and played countless games. I also believe that Elves are the best humanoid fantasy speciese there is. Even though there are many misconceptions about them. That they are short and fat and all grow long beards.
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"Elections are when people find out what politians stand for and politians find out what people fall for." "Some people are like blisters- they show up right after the work is done." "Ever notice how people who say 'that's the way the ball bounces' are usually the ones who dropped it?" "When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut." "If at first you don't succeed... you're about normal."
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Has anyone heard their new song? I forget its name, but it's sweet.
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The 501st Legion are people who wear SW coustumes. Go to the 501st.com and you'll find out more. (NOT MEANT TO BE AN AD. JUST TOO LAZY TO TYPE THE SPECIFICS)
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I like to burn stuff.
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Have any of you heard of the 501st Legion? That's one cool group of people.
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Please, no EU questions. They all make me sick:sick: I absolutly cannot stand the expanded universe. Get some actual movie trivia going here. Like "What cell number was Princess Leia imprisoned in during her detainment on the first Death Star?" That's a good question. Or "Name an animal native to Kamino."
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My quote is from the one that Kaiba's Angel quoted. I'll have to watch it today to get some more quotes.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kinetic [/i] [B][color=darkblue] I think that's a brand of Ramen Noodles, but I eat Maruchan Ramen. Top Ramen is a generic brand I think :p But then again, Maruchan could be too, heh. [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure Maruchan isn't a generic brand. Ramen Noodles: The All-American-Un-American food(or were ever else you're from).
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Everyone who has read any of the LOTR books has a favorite poem/song. I want to know yours. My favorite song/ poem from LOTR is this one: There is an inn, a merry old inn beneath an old grey hill, And there they brew a beer so brown That the Man in the Moon himself came down on night to drink his fill The olster has a tipsy cat that plays a five-stringed fiddle; And up and down he runs his bow, Now squeeking high, now purring low, now sawing in the middle. The landlord keeps a little dog that is mighty found of jokes; When there's cheer among the guests, He cocks an ear at all the jests and laughs until he chokes. They also keep a horned cow as proud as any queen; But music turns her head like ale, And makes her wave her tuted tail and dance upon the green. And O! the rows of silver dishes and the store of silver spoons! For Sunday there's a special pair, And these they polish up with care on Saturday afternoons. The man in the Moon was drinking deep, and the cat began to wail; A dish and a spoon on the table danced, The cow in the garden madly pranced, and the little dog chased his tail. The Man in the Moon took another mug, and then rolled beneath his chair; And there he dozed and dreamed of ale, Till in the sky the stars were pale, and dawn was in the air. Then the olster said to his tipsy cat: "The white horses of the Moon, They neigh and champ their silver bits; But heir master's been and drowned in his wits, and the sun'll be rising soon!" So the cat on his fiddle played hey-diddle-diddle, a jig that would wake the dead: He squeeked and sawed and quickened the tune, While the landlord shook the Man in the Moon: "It's after three," he said. They rolled the Man slowly up the hill and bundled him into the Moon, While his horses galloped up in the rear, And the cow came capering like a deer, and the dish ran up with the spoon. Now quicker went the fiddle deedle-dum-diddle; the dog began to roar, The cow and the horses stood on their heads; The guests all bounded from their beds and danced upon the floor. With a ping and a pang the fiddle strings broke! the cow jumped over the Moon, And the little dog laughed to see such fun, And the Saturday dish went off at a run with the silver Sunday spoon. The round Moon rolled behind the hill, as the Sun raised up her head. She hardly believed her fiery eyes; For though it was day, to her surprise they all went back to bed.
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No, I'm certain it started with an "N" I distinctly remember his mother calling out his name something like:Narvazil, or Nivazel. or something like that. Are you questioning my star wars knowledge:flaming:
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I thought it started with an "N"
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I watched it today. It looks just like one of those power rangers-vr troopers-super human samurai cyber squad-deals. Not very good dubbing, either.
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It was okay. Not as good as all the hype had built up about it. But I still think It's like dnd. Not as much as the ep. where there were those two brothers who spoke in rhyme.
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Writing Today's Poem [M -- As a Precaution]
Mr. Maul replied to Heaven's Cloud's topic in Creative Works
When life is like a waterfall and everything is going down Just grab yourself a motorboat and turn yourself around:) -
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Boba Fett [/i] [B][COLOR=green]I didn't order my Episode II DVD yet, but I plan to buy it in stores, when I get the money...(I just bought a whole bunch of Star Wars cards) I remember someone mentioning the Star Wars card game before; I think it might have been you "Matt". I finally found some people to play with, and have been buying booster packs frequently to improve my deck (Its slightly above average, I might post a list of my cards when I have some free time...) About the mysterious Pepsi alien, I didn't see the commercial, but if someone could describe it...[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] The alien wasn't that mysterious, but any way, the commercial starts off with the alien down in the basement of his house, the basement is filled with SW stuff like a shrine or something, and he's running around gathering SW stuff, and he's wearing a SW shirt. His mom calls his name(which is the only part of the commercial I forget)and the wierd thing about his parents are that they're human and they look like they're in their 60's. When she calls his name he goes"Not now, mom!" and he jumps in this little space ship and burst up through the living room floor, knocking his parents over. Then they show him flying through space, and then you see Earth, and then you see the lights of Hollywood and you see people lined up to see the premere of Ep. I. The alien flys through the lobby, grabbing a pepsi out of someones hand, and he sorta skids through the doors of the theater, yelling: "exscuse me!" and "comin' through!" and he ends up stopping beside Jake Loydd and you hear the opening music and the alien goes: "oh boy, It's starting!" and he slurps on his pepsi and jake turns to him and "shhhs" him. That's the whole commercial. I'm pretty sure I have it on tape with one of my many SW television specials, but I'm too lazy to look for it.
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I wish I had a sixth sense. And telekenisis. and Esp. and psychic powers.
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Bullies are stupid. I hate people who think that they're tough, but you know they're not. If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't bullies happy?
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I ALWAYS feel like I'm being followed. Maybe that's why my psychiatrist says I'm paranoid. It's fun to stalk people, though