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lol, i have many!

"where there's a will, there's a way"

"its all or nothing, there is no in between!"

heres a fun one

"see my halo nice and shiny, mess with me i'll kick your hiney"

umm....lets see i have many more, but that would take to long to type:D :D
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Um... There's one in my sig if you still read signatures. But anyway...

"Don't worry if you are happy, you'll get over it." ~(Forgot who wrote that)

"Everything is hard until it's easy." ~My old teacher

"Life is a mystery that will only be solved when it's over." ~?

"If practice makes perfect, and no body's perfect, why practice?" ~?

"People who are afraid of death usually die early." ~Me

There's more, but I can't remember any.
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heres one off the simpsons..

homer: "groan..il..never..eat..chilli..again...OOOOO CHILLI!!!"

heres one i found in a mad magazine: "many a good egg,end up beaten"

and also ..look at master o' beans's sigy..those are al funny as quotes i like em:smirk: :laugh: :devil:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lil_hell4t [/i]

and also ..look at master o' beans's sigy..those are al funny as quotes i like em:smirk: :laugh: :devil: [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]One from good ole' Masters' sig:

[i]Everything is fixed and you can't change it...[/i]

That's from the musical 'Jesus Christ Superstar'...in fact it's quite a serious quote...:)

Oh, and my favorite quotes! One would be "[i][b]espèce de chameau![/i][/b] because I go around saying that and people have no idea what I'm saying :devil:

Another would be one that was said to me the other day by a good friend [i]"But only cuz he's prolly trashed right now and havin fun and i'm playing [b]quidditch[/b]!!"[/i] Only Harry Potter fans could understand that one...sorta :p.[/color]
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[SIZE=1]Some Less Famous Proverbs......
1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 19. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first.
22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:[/SIZE]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i]
[B]Yeah! Taglines!!! I love taglines!!!!

::don't mind me, it's just the medication:: [/B][/QUOTE][SIZE=1]Lol, riiiiiiight.. ya, it must be the meditcation..

Ummm.. then there's "I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rhines, but the lack there of would leave me empty inside."-Eve 6 [i]Inside Out[/i][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1]"Life is too short so love the one you got, cause you might get run over or you might get shot." Sublime [i]What I Got[/i]

"Take a small example, a tip from me, take all of your money and give it up to charity." Sublime [i]What I Got[/i]

"Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me..." Sublime [i]What I Got[/i]

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Guest Master O Beans
"Suspicion is the companion of mean souls, and the bane of all good society"

"I got no cash, got no girl, but I got the world in the palm of my hand, and I don't care if you care or if you understand because i'm a little kid and I've got little problems and I don't give a sh*t if you don't understand because: I got me. That's all I need." -Catch 22

"I can't believe it was a lie when you said it to me. Played it to me from the heart when you read it to me. Fed it to me with a silver spoon I believed. You led me to it as it turns out you been deceived. Your f*ckin lifestyle's got myself a nervous wreck. Havin dreams with my hands around f*ckin neck. Thrust-Grip it tight-Make it bust. I'm losing my head, like you lost my f*ckin trust "
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OMG!!!! HAHAHA!!! THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!!!!!!! that goes to piro....

my quote: Deny til you die! ~ me!! (it has helped me out through out life!)

D.T.A! ~Stone Cold Steve Austin [wwf]
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[b]'Kakkarot, you dawg!' Vegetable, DBZ
'I will gladly take the title of a fool, if it so as even saves one life..' Rikimaru, Tenchu 2
'The..traitor..must...die..*dead*' Tatsumaru, Tenchu 2
'PEPSIMAN!' Background Music, Pepsiman (a weird game for the PSX/1)
'Tony Hawks? Hey! I've skated with that guy!' Spiderman, Spiderman (PSX)
'..shoeshine..' Myself, taken from 19/2000 Gorillaz..[/b]
I have others, and I'm not afraida use em...Piro,..j00 |2u1_3! :D
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"I think they have misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush. New word, eh?

"One of the great things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - George W. Bush, missing the entire purpose of books.

A Canadian comedian posing as a reporter once asked Bush for his response to the endorsement from Canadian Prime Minister Jean Poutine. Bush said "I'm honored. I appreciate his strong statement.... He understands I want to ensure our relationship with our most important neighbor to the north of us, Canadians, is strong. We will work closely together." The Canadian Prime Minister's name is Jean Chretien, not Poutine. Poutine is a popular Canadian snack food of french fries covered in cheese curd and gravy.

Now, onto more serious and evil quotes.

"Don't Ever Judge Me" - Slipknot

"People-****" - Slipknot

"If You're 555, I'm 666" - Slipknot

And you can't forget this one:

Sex, drugs, rock n roll
Weed, pills, and birth control
life's a ***** and then you die
so **** it all and lets get high
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i]
[B][SIZE=1]Lol, riiiiiiight.. ya, it must be the meditcation..
[/i][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]Ah....[i]anyway![/i]

I collect taglines..... I think I have all those, though.....
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